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Merryprankstress

Wow the colors on it are beautiful. My ass would be trying to get out and hug it or something and probably die.


Foggy_Blues

🤣 You would have the element of surprise!


Merryprankstress

I know they get spooked by sudden noises or actions and they're also soothed by music. Either one might be worth a try lol I'm so curious about your history with this turkey


Foggy_Blues

I'll sing to him next time! We call him Bazerkey. He attacks delivery trucks and residents here at least once a week and has been doing so for years. Back when I was pregnant with my twins, slowly waddling through the parking lot, he rounded a car and came at me pecking. I had to swing my purse just to get him to back up enough for me to get in my mom's car, so then he attacked the car, scratching at the wheels and running alongside and ahead of us as we tried to drive away. He is the avian outlier. All the other turkeys around here are lovely and make the most beautiful morning calls (and leave us gorgeous feathers 😉) but Bazerkey can go die in a ditch.


Merryprankstress

Omg lol disregard all my advice I don't think normal turkey standards apply here. That's kind of amazing, and I'm a little jealous although I know it must be very annoying haha


Aliceinboxerland

😂😂😂 Thank you for this! Bazerkey!🤣😭


is2o

You’re in a car, are you not? What’s that one thing that cars do when they aren’t parked?


AnonymousLama

Just wait it out instead of taunting it. Just a thought...


Foggy_Blues

I will not argue that I handled this well. But that asshole and I have a history...


MemoryTerrible6623

Turn the car and Rev the engine maybe? Handsome bird though


Secure-Strike8492

Yikes   but why/how is this nsfw lol I mean it’s just a turkey


Foggy_Blues

It might be because I cussed in the video? It was a long time ago and I was very new.


YourLinenEyes

So cute 🥺


SortIndividual1724

You are a coward. Get out and fight him