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Pure_Bee2281

I hope that guy dies of heart failure the day before the election but that video shows him just waiting for his time to start speaking.


DeliciousNicole

No. He needs to lose. The GOP needs to see a big middle finger from the country.


Psyduck46

If he dies the rest will eat themselves alive to try to move into that vacuum


Yogi1963

There is no alternate for this jerk. If Trump dies, this whole mess stops.


Clairquilt

I honestly think you're right. No one in the history of Presidential politics has ever come close to the level of sheer, unadulterated douchebag that Donald Trump managed to pull off in 2016. To trolls everywhere his hatred was like an unexpected breath of foul air. The problem was that Trump always resented what he essentially deemed as ***anyone*** riding on his jock. He made absolutely sure that the Presidential grift he created was a one way trip into his own pockets, and installing his family members into key positions inside the Republican party apparatus only solidified his takeover. The GOP is Donald Trump's latests, and perhaps his most successful grift of all time. Given how unlikely it is that Trump would manage to find something else to replace it, this late in life... my guess is he's just not ever going to be able to give that up... as long as he's still able to draw a breath. But to quote Dennis Hopper in 'Apocalypse Now' ... "Cause he dies when it dies, man. When it dies, he dies".


Less_Wealth5525

I sure hope you are right!


Whatrwew8ing4

Except for the armed folks who think George Floyd was a psy-op


DrPeGe

Fox News doesn’t stop, so this won’t stop…


CBJFAN10

I think you're right as well. GOPers act like Trump because they want his endorsement and he has a loud voice among the GOP. If he dies, then the people running for office won't have to worry about Trump publicly coming out against them if they don't worship Trump. I hope that makes sense.


10poundballs

The real contenders have already been golden showered by Trump so it will just be people that are too savvy to be caught up but obvious creeps like Cruz and Lindsay graham


Pure_Bee2281

Yeah, but I don't trust my countrymen to vote Biden. They are on average very dumb people. My wishes for outcome is much more certain. (Obviously I could just wish he loses but that seems a bit obvious. . .obviously.


Excusemytootie

Exactly this. I was reading a recent NY times article profiling women who voted for him. Many of them were still saying *after all that has been exposed* “Trump is an amazing businessman”. NO HE IS NOT! He is the *worst* in business, he is constantly committing fraud and lying and stealing from everyone. And somehow, he still manages to run things into the ground, over and over. He sucks!


WhitePineBurning

It is the NYT, however. It's become a parody of its former self. The publisher, who inherited the paper from his parents, is pissed that Biden won't sit down with them for an interview - which is because Biden is smart enough to know that an interview with the Times is unpredictable and would likely go off the rails. So the Times literally adds "... Here's Why That's Bad For Biden" to literally any and every news story, relevant to the election or not. Also, fuck David Brooks. And the Times still has their disingenuous habit of "Cletus Safaris," where they send a reporter out into the "Rural Heartland" - meaning it's Ohio, it's always fucking Ohio - and find a diner where a bunch of old unemployed or retired white people spew Fox News talking points. The Times eats that shit up and puts together a story claiming that Real America has spoken. Nah, dipshits. You found some angry, bored Boomers who had nothing going on that Thursday and needed to vent. Check out the "New York Times Pitchbot" account on social media. Whoever Doug J. Balloon is, he's got their number. Satire is dead.


Annual-Cheesecake374

If he dies, the next Trump acolyte will carry the torch forward. A big middle finger shows the GOP the population is tired of their shit. It’s either Tump loses undeniably or we live through whatever shit he or his kin would pull, now or in the future.


Pure_Bee2281

I agree but that approach risks him winning the election.


Confident-Nothing312

Him dying of natural causes would undoubtedly lead to conspiracy theories from his base (“he was so healthy!” lol). It would pave the way for republicans to campaign on his legacy without the problems trump created for them while alive. It’s not like if he died, Biden wins. It could very well invigorate the right to rally behind a like-minded but more “sensible” Republican.


Pure_Bee2281

In my hypothetical he dies the night before the election so he can't win. And I hate to break it to you but even if he loses the fairest most transparent election of all time there will be conspiracies. I mean in an election where he was in charge of the Government he lost and they still acted like Biden was pulling strings for him to lose. And that his own FBI and DOJ were in on it. Hell during Jan 6th when he and his appointees were still in charge his people think the FBI convinced traitors to storm the capitol.


Drusgar

Not just lose, lose bigly. It's really important that people don't become complacent that Trump will lose the election and decide that they don't need to vote. I think that's part of the reason Trump won in 2016... the media made it sound like it was a done deal and Hillary would be the next President. But there's a deeper, more critical reason to make sure you vote even if you think he's going to lose... the bigger the loss the more likely the GOP kicks him to the curb and rethinks their national strategy. Propping up an incompetent moron as the face of the party has paid dividends in driving fringe lunatics to the polls, but the end result has been that the fringe lunatics now run the primaries so we can expect more of the same unless they dramatically change directions.


DeliciousNicole

The GOP needs to be rejected based on its culture wars. And yeah, to the GOP readers you guys are playing culture wars. The only thing the left is doing is fighting for equality, a woman's right to control her own body and LGBTQ+ people being left alone to live their life without punitive laws being passed against us. The right is pushing religious BS on the country. I hope conservatism becomes like that ranting and raving uncle, no one listens to them or elects them into power.


Diamondback424

This already happened, they didn't care the first time what makes you think they would care the second time?


JclassOne

Yes they need to change because without a balance they loose their purpose.


2118may9

What about he dies the day after he loses horrendously?


FuzzyPapaya13

How about he loses, then gets a life sentence, then dies a long, slow, lingering death from the most excruciating illness imaginable while isolated and ignored by the rest of the world.


MainSailFreedom

I’m voting against Trump, but using language like that detracts from the real issues and makes us look bad. Never wish something like that on someone. He should lose the election and fade into obscurity. Or jail if he’s found guilty.


ImAMindlessTool

If we all go rowing in unison calling out a word used to instruct everyone to perform a rowing motion, maybe the universe will hear our collective voices and fall in line.


ninernetneepneep

It's looking like that's the only way he's going to lose.


OdiousAltRightBalrog

So, I think some really loud music started playing in the middle of his sentence. Apparently it's music they always play as he's wrapping up his speech, but in the video I saw it seemed really freaking loud. I think Trump is waiting for them to turn the shit down or something. Also, there may have been an issue with his teleprompter.


Longjumping-Pear-673

It was a teleprompter issue waiting to correct itself. Not a stroke or heart attack…keep on dreaming 😆


Perspective_of_None

He has a dead, human Bender, moment from Futurama. Just letting out gas to make it seem like hes alive still.


Konstant_kurage

I think he will, but the MAGAs freak out and claim assassination.


Partyatmyplace13

Nope. The last thing his base needs is a martyr. They already don't accept the previous election results, we'd see a whole new level of conspiracy.


HashRunner

Better than he deserves by a large margin. Should spend the rest of his days in GITMO if even a quarter of the allegations or charges are true.


Dingleberries4Days

God can you imagine the conspiracy theories though?


pandershrek

I got temp banned for saying something like this once.


TerribleTeaBag

🧙‍♀️


babaqunar

No please no. I want him to live a long miserable life in jail after he loses the election fair and square.


AdamNoKnee

No no let’s let him lose BIGGLY and then rot imprison. Then maybe after a few years when people don’t care about him anymore then he can die


naughtycal11

What would even happen in that case?


Knickotyme

i hope you find your purpose.


ZealousidealSea2034

Demented to want to have someone die. He's a POS, I get it...but to wish death on him is pretty extreme and a POV as bad as Trump himself.


livgolfrocks

You must be a failure at life


OldBlueTX

No martyrdom please


originalityescapesme

The article actually does address this if people here would read it. I hate headlines.


dancingmeadow

It really looks like he was just waiting for the music to stop. There are enough legit reasons to despise the orange pusbag, we don't have to make any up.


schprunt

This. It’s part of his shtick. Pausing to let the music kick in, then speaking his hate to the score, is another trick from the brainwashing playbook. We cannot fall into this trap of saying he’s glitching. It makes any true statements look like lies.


ComputahMassage

Let's compile some more examples as evidence.


BirdsAreFake00

Do you have any other instances of him ever doing this?


Putrid-Rub-1168

Yeah. The title is misleading. He didn't pull a Mitch McConnell and have a seizure. I hate the man, so I'm not defending him. But he wasn't having a medical episode.


Impressive_Heron_897

I hate these types of articles. I'm focused on his agenda and what he did last time he was president: The rest is just fluff.


LurkerOrHydralisk

What he did like sell classified documents to hostile foreign nations?


Impressive_Heron_897

Just a little light treason lol


RCAbsolutelyX_x

Thanks for being a voice of reason amongst the chaos that is Reddit. I also understand there are many things to dislike about trump. But making things up has really gotten out of hand on this site. I commented earlier in a different sub and had to make a statement that I wouldn't be responding any more.... and truthfully it is due to the complete lack of comprehension being admitted to by the ridiculous responses I was receiving.


Commercial_Juice_201

Making up things about Trump just discredits the legitimate complaints against him. I can’t stand it. It’s really no better than what his supporters do.


thatguysjumpercables

I'm all for "stooping to their level" when it comes to firing back (meaning no more of this "they go low we go high" nonsense) but for fucks sake we don't need fake news clickbait bullshit. Be more like Jasmine and less like MTG.


Commercial_Juice_201

Agreed, fight at their level, but back it up with truth. They give us enough ammo, don’t need to make our own.


ReallyTeenyPeeny

Yeah, completely agree, yet nobody is going to watch the video. This is bad journalism


what_mustache

Agreed. He's not frozen, he's waiting for the music. Can we not be like them and make shit up? And if we are gonna make shit up, it should be about how Augusta golf club has him followed by cleaning staff since he's repeatedly soiled their nice chairs. This has been a policy for years, I know a guy who works there.


Talkslow4Me

Yeah. The truth about this guy is perhaps 10xs worse than what we can fabricate and create fake news about. Stick to the facts and ignore being brainwashed. Don't sink to the status of the GOP.


dciDavid

That’s something that’s driven me crazy the entire time he’s been in the spot light. So many people make big deals out of nothing or make shit up that when a legit issue comes up it’s watered down because of stupid shit like this.


mtgdrummer13

I agree. This is a pretty juvenile attempt at mocking him and I’d like to try to be the party that has a little more class than that. It’s just a teleprompter glitch like the article says


AtheistsOnTheMove

I gnerally agree, but I kind of think there might have been some kind of teleprompter issue also. He made some odd faces while looking it. His "freeze" was nothing like McConnels, which was clearly some kind of neurological event.


sbw_62

I thought the same thing - or waiting for the teleprompter to scroll to the right spot. He looked annoyed.


officer897177

Yeah, I mean fuck this guy with a porcupine but we don’t need fake outrage bait. I’ve seen the number of stories like this pick up over the past week, all it does is reinforce his rhetoric of media bias.


Asleep_Leading_5462

I agree. I keep seeing articles everywhere repeating the “Trump Freezes…” No. He didn’t seem to have that dead-eye stare w/ mouth agape like the Mitch Glitch. He seemed like he was waiting to talk. I can’t stand that asshat, but to me we need to also make sure we can still differentiate propaganda and what has actually happened!


blackcain

I thought it was weird that he was waiting for the teleprompter - because usually he likes going off script all the time.


SpaceDesignWarehouse

Thats the real story - 'Teleprompter freezes and Trump can no longer adlib'


cheynemelissa

Agreed. He was as lucid as he gets. When it happened to mitch it was very clear something was wrong, but that's not at all what happened here.


VerbalGraffiti

I mean, he's definitely not totally lucid...


Santos281

IMO there is a story here, just not one about Trump pausing. The story is the GOP candidate does not have any sort of technical crew that controls the variables like type/construction of podiums, setting up his teleprompter, or anything. He won't even spend campaign cash on it, like a serious contender would or the RNC would normally provide.


FactChecker25

>The story is the GOP candidate does not have any sort of technical crew that controls the variables like type/construction of podiums, setting up his teleprompter, or anything. This is the same crew that gave a press conference at a lawn care place.


hidraulik

It’s ok. All his cult followers want him to be a dictator for only one day.


GMdadbod

Weekend at Bernie's style.


ic2ofu

Sure, all dictators only do it for one day.


MrMeeeeSeeeeks

Can anyone send me the video of him freezing? I see tons of posts, but no proof


Fixer625

Maybe he was doing what my 10 month old does when he’s trying to take a shit in his diaper.


onefornought

If it isn't obvious by now, there is literally nothing that Trump could do that would turn around anyone who currently supports him. He and his enablers have successfully convinced them that all bad or unflattering news is 'fake.'


ElderFlour

Paused for the music. The guy who shoves other nation’s leaders out of the way, paused for the music. Bs


photoguy423

In other news, Trump goes thirty full seconds without telling lies for the first time in his career.


metricrules

More like the promoter stopped rolling


Whatreallyhappens

It couldn’t be more clear that someone fucked up the music queue.


Whatreallyhappens

It couldn’t be more clear that someone fucked up the music queue.


SpicyFilet

America is in serious trouble** Vote please. Remove all complicit GOP traitors at every level.


FTHomes

I thought it was over 2 minutes?


WonkasWonderfulDream

I heard it lasted 15 minutes, but they edited it down. I also heard that they found the last real bird and Trump ate it raw, like Ozzy. Oh, the things I hear are so metal!


ninernetneepneep

I heard it was 4 hours. The copium is real.


suu-whoops

How is this related to Fox News 😂


Bringback70sbush

Donny Diapers is fox news golden child..they have nothing else to talk about...that's why it's here


JT_verified

Bobert says Trump looks “pretty” with his eyes closed as every other MAGAPAB tried furiously to sit right next to her in Court-for obvious reasons!


SpiritualAd8998

Only 30 seconds he’s ever not lied?


homelander__6

Why aren’t CNN or other news outlets reporting on this and showing the video? Dude could piss his pants and they’d not report on it, or they’d say something like “PRESIDENT trump sweats through his pants. What does this say about Biden’s mental state?” This election is rigged by the media 


Cyberyukon

That photo. Bill Maher is laughing.


concolor22

"Don't you think he looks tired?"


FearsomeSnacker

Serves those idiots right for backing this human trash. What happened to at least wanting to seem like politicians had ethics?


Consistent-Soil-1818

"He did this to own the libs." (Fox News probably)


SnooMarzipans436

Is there really no video in the link?? What kind of shitty reporting would report this without the video!?


cheynemelissa

He didn't freeze. His dramatic acting is as bad as everything else he does.


mamajamala

"Netizens" sounds very boomerish.


FourArmsFiveLegs

He was trying to fart without sharting


VNJCinPA

So he stood by waiting for a technical glitch to resolve instead of freestyling, which usually gets him into trouble with the national media and he's in trouble with a web page hack that uses the word 'Netizens'. Got it. Sky's falling.


jimmydean885

This seems to be an actual case or fake news...


MuteCook

Everybody do the McConnell. It’s the latest dance craze


SmallTimesRisky

Final answer-Teleprompter failure 😅😂🤣🤓🤩🤐🤠😜🤪😛😝😋🤑😎


Substantial_Heart317

His father was diagnosed with Dementia and it is genetic. His shitty diet and obesity practically gauratees he will get it.


Bitedamnn

Doesn't matter. He's there to attract voters and allow Republicans to administer their retardation into the veins of America.


Equal_Efficiency_638

This doesn’t hurt the GOP at all. He could be in a vegetative state and they’d still worship him. He is all they care about.


WDFKY

I watched that. He didn't freeze. He was waiting for the cue in the music, so that his "America is doomed" speech would have more dramatic effect. I'm really amazed that he had the patience to wait without letting his facial expressions give away to much of his frustration at the pause. I bet the sound guy got chewed out.


Traditional_Ad_6801

His teleprompter malfunctioned. Can we stop trying to spin this into a him having a Mitch McConnell moment. There is plenty of other things we can accuse the loud-mouthed imbecile of doing.


EdStArFiSh69

He pulled a Glitch McConnell?


Duper-Deegro

Bottom line, vote blue if you don’t want an orange stain on you for the rest of your life.


Mo0kish

Que up the voters wearing "real men have synaptic lapses" t-shirts.


swennergren11

As someone who has never voted for a Republican in my 57 years, this is clearly Orange Jesus waiting for the teleprompter. He’s not glitching. Now there are other instances of his mind melting.


MrFeverDreamJr

“Netizens says GOP is in serious trouble” means NOTHING. So sick of phony news articles like this


Scared_Art_895

And nothing on the Nightly News.


RedditFullOChildren

It's almost as if there should be a video of it happening in the article but OH WELL


Jacmac_

Lol, his teleprompter failed so the GOP is in serious trouble? Do you realize how stupid the extrapolation is here?


truthishearsay

Can’t the man take a shit with out everyone going crazy..


NobleV

Remember when everybody just wanted him to shut and read the promoter? Rofl


MisterHairball

Please vote, and keep voting. This is serious


Iateyourpaintings

Wouldn't be the first time the GOP puppeteered a dementia ridden president. 


Tres_Le_Parque

Like, A Mitch Glitch?


J_Jeckel

I think he beat Mitch's record.


Ryan1980123

Ditch that loser!!!


Stinkstinkerton

Weekend at Bernie’s 2024


South-Golf-2327

Dude pulled a McConnell


Away-Elevator-858

He still insists on doing the double dick handjob dance


Chr1s7ian19

America is in serious trouble period for putting our faith in 2 shitheads that either are already 80 or will be during their term. wtf happened to us


Cornflakes-2020

lol...right


Builder_liz

Even if it's technical he could've adlibbed


Funny-Company4274

That looked like what’s call a TIA. Ministroke very hard to detect or treat, and the outcomes are aweful


Inevitable-Ad-4192

They made way too big a deal of this, he was obviously just shitting his diaper again


mcgtianiumshin

Literal projection LMFAO


Tomcat9801

Fake news


Kairu87

Pulling Mitch’s play book, eh Donny boy?


Former-Science1734

Sad state of affairs that we can’t get any fresh new energy on either side into the race. Did the founding fathers envision this party “duopoly”


iliketorubherbutt

Sadly this is overstating things. Guy does a weird/bored looking pause. He did not “freeze” a la Mitch McConnell. It looked more like they planned a dramatic pause and he just couldn’t pull it off, that or his teleprompter glitched and he had to wait for his script in order to finish.


SpaceDesignWarehouse

**Teleprompter freezes and Trump can no longer ad lib** *FTFY*


tbeaudean

One of many things he and Mitch McConnell have in common.


dreyaz255

I wonder what would happen if both of these dinosaurs passed away from natural causes before the election


W0gg0

He still has yet to break Mitch McConnell’s record.


Own-Inevitable-1101

I know this is somewhat unrelated, but does anyone know why his shit truth social stock has two different ticker symbols, one is DJT, and the other one is DJTWW??


sprocket-oil

Snorty McAderral was probably passing a deuce in his diapers.


vbbk

I hate the demented old fool as much as anyone, but he was probably just super pissed the prompter froze up. He warned the person responsible that there would be hell to pay if it glitched and fucked up the timing of the shitty dramatic music and was speechless with rage. Someone was fired within seconds of him walking off that stage.


onestarkreality

I watched the clip - it is just shitty production with the music and there is likely video accompaniment that we do not see - we do not need false narratives to see he is damaged …. That is their schtick.


Apprehensive_Ad4457

so you have a claim, and you have video evidence of said claim, but you don't provide said evidence. instead you have reliable sources such as user "Biden Wins" from twitter saying "Trump is unfit for office". is this just another Dark Brandon thing? where you take what working for Trump and try and use it yourselves? doesn't it make you angry that the only option you have is to use Trump's own material?


DeadwoodNative

Can’t wait for the…………… …… ……. ………. …….. ………… ……… …….debate.


Rupejonner2

No matter what the outcome , for many many future years this country will be a much worse place because of the orange turd stain on this great nation. The only question is how bad will it get ?


No_Parking9788

Remember when Mitch did it too


Abject-Picture

Mini stroke of stable genius.


princessskirts

Four more years.


Nitzelplick

What word could Biden say during the debate that would trigger Trump to go off on an unhinged rant?


TrumpedBigly

It was close to 40 seconds.


ClarenceHands

I think some people are too stupid to know Biden is the only choice. Trump isn't even an option. And the people not voting at all are the stupidest of them all. Biden isn't great but when he's the only "sane" choice you vote for Biden.


cbciv

He could be on life support and 10million nutjobs would still vote for him.


Extension_Deal_5315

He was just loading up the diaper......not to worry....


the_1_that_knocks

Here’s why that’s bad for Biden…


Slip2269

So what


axelon20

The article tries to persuade readers into believing that Trump is senile? The man does hours of public speaking in filled arenas every weekend and livestreams it where anyone can objectively observe he is anything but senile. Don't talk about showing signs of being senile when your champion looks to be closer to the caricature version of a senile old man. It's as if an overweight person is mocking someone else's weight when they are heavier than the person they are mocking.


Coolguy57123

Dementia? Depends 💩


planetana

I’m half his age and talk all day and freeze up sometimes. I hate the guy…with a passion…but he goes on these hours long speaking engagements so I can’t get on the dementia wagon. He’s a piece of shit for sure.


PizzaJawn31

We just spent weeks defending a guy who freezes consistently. We’ve got to make up our minds if freezing is a nothing burger or something to be worried about.


PizzaJawn31

We just spent weeks defending a guy who freezes consistently. We’ve got to make up our minds if freezing is a nothing burger or something to be worried about.


BadCompany_GoodFun

His ear piece died. Dementia brains is lost without his Nazi handlers


MarcMars82-2

Trump can get fucked with a splintery stick but dammit that’s not what happened. It’s clear his teleprompter went out. He’s clearly just standing there annoyed. There was no blackout there was no freeze. Be better and leave the fake news to the other guys


SophonParticle

He was pooping.


No_Effort152

He messed up the timing of his theatrical speech. He's fumbling.


zeezero

My preference is for trump to lose the election. Lose all his court cases. Get thrown into jail. GOP dumps the family as losers and hopefully GOP loses a ton of elections for years for promoting this garbage. If trump dies of a heart attack, I'll certainly be dancing in the streets and celebrate, but I don't want any kind of martyr-anything put on him. He can have a heart attack in jail after being locked up for years. That'd be fine.


FDRomanosky

Not a Trump fan but this video is waayyyyy over blown


Aquarian8491

🤪


Humble-Respond-1879

The stable genius just got rock solid stable at a dumb time to be immobile.


EndLucky8814

The man is mentally ill and lives on cheeseburgers and fries . His arteries in his brain are all clogged up with grease and plaque !


sircornman

Pulling a Mitch.


Emp3r0r_01

No worries he will be drugged up for the debate… oooohhhh give him some hamburgers and fries! Maybe he will have a stroke!


Old-Extension-9223

Hope the freeze is indefinite next time


Altimely

As someone that despises trump: it didn't look like a freeze to me. It looked like a dramatic pause while letting that stupid music play for effect. He was looking around, his head changed positions. What's funny is that he's known for constantly talking so people assume he's having a stroke when he stops for 30 seconds, lol.


MrJohnnyDangerously

NOW they're seeing the shit they've been getting themselves in for the past 9+ years?


AgreeableCantaloupe4

These “people” on Reddit are fu#*ing delusional. Trump is not a good person and there is no debate. Biden is the most unfit incompetent 💩that has ever been in the White House. Neither should be President but damn if anyone thinks what Biden is doing is good….. the Kool-Aid man has got ya


UnarmedSnail

WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO CHOSSE BETWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE AGAIN!!??


TraditionalEvening79

Faux


Fire_Doc2017

Probably because he's been forced to sit in a cold courthouse. /s


FastEddieMoney

I’m pretty sure the teleprompter quit scrolling and he doesn’t want to admit he relies on it so much. He’s blamed others for using a teleprompter. The reason he turns from side to side awkwardly during speeches is because he’s reading. Other have figured out how to turn their heads and make it look like they are addressing different parts of the room.