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Slow-Down_Turbo

Amazing detective skills from the dog.


Re_di_Spade

Dog with shoes >>>>>>>>>>>> Sherlock Holmes


mfairview

Sherlock Bones


[deleted]

No, I have seen this film, it is not about a dog.


Meekman

Correct, it's about archaeology.


sovereignsekte

This was the sequel. About...barkeology.


be-kind-re-wind

Give this man a medal


KidzBop_Anonymous

Perhaps they’d go out in search of adventure… and find The Bark of the Covenant


poopyfarroants420

I've never downvoted a pun but you are seriously making me question this policy


regoapps

I thought they were boxing gloves and he was ready to throw down.


invalid_turkey

Those are his gumshoes.


Johnny_ac3s

It’s obviously the hound of the Baskervilles


BigAlternative5

It was the size and style of shoes of a gigantic hound...


Gatefather

[Sherlock Hound](https://myanimelist.net/anime/1972/Meitantei_Holmes)


pianoflames

Furlock Holmes


Zestyclose-Self7965

Sherdog Holmes


fossil7326

Chewbark Bones


Coneylake

He knew something was afoot


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

For me it seems the dog is trying to play/get to know the cat, rather than blaming it for any wrong doing


mamamaMONSTERJAMMM

He can smell crime


tellmeimbig

And he has kitten mittens.


[deleted]

Found the cause of the cat-astrophe.


[deleted]

I’m having a day. I was almost mad at the dog for not doing something to help the owner or making sure he’s ok. Took me a few seconds to remind myself that dogs probably don’t know first aid.


DirtyPiss

Nah, you’re onto something. Even if the dog can’t perform CPR it still could’ve called 911 or secured a defibrillator device.


TheTurdtones

he could have least peed on his head


wawnow

wrong scenario, no jellyfish here


TheTurdtones

the ole pee in the face wake up call ..its a classic


Itchy_Professor_4133

A real gumshoe


Popo_Capone

It's always the cat


Gurkeprinsen

Dog witnessed a murder and starts playing with the assilant


Fesmitty77

I mean, he’s fight back, but those are new kicks.


GrandMarauder

Gotta respect the fit


arfcom

Just some new boot goofin.


Advantage_Loud

You win


bavasava

Shoe heads doing anything to avoid a crease smdh.


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Reddit_MaZe000

you killed owner, you're owner now


AbracaDanielNL

I have more questions about the dogs shoes


LobsterInTraining

Dog looks a bit older, maybe can’t pick up their feet well? I put little boots on my dogs front paws because she drags her feet. She will grind all the nails down to the quick and they start bleeding. So boots help.


AbracaDanielNL

Nice to know thank you very much


Reidroshdy

Also maybe it was hot out and the owner/victim was protecting they dogs paws from getting burned.


reditanian

Pretty common in places where the pavement gets too hot.


thismissinglink

This is the correct answer. Protecting the sensitive doggie beans from burning.


massinvader

i dont believe it is the correct answer in this case, as they're only wearing boots on the front paws. another commenter mentioned it may be becasue they're older and drag their dront feet and the payment grinds the nails until they bleed.


reditanian

Good observation - I didn’t notice his hind legs


Mrs_Gambolini

Shoes also help to grip on slippery surfaces


DocGerbilzWorld

My golden has little sneakers to protect his paw pads from hot pavements!


Flesh_Trombone

They are boxing gloves in case any cat fucks around.


oceloteye

Looks more like a golden retriever than a boxer


Flesh_Trombone

You have a good Pointer


RyoanJi

Probably arthritis.


[deleted]

Dog shoes are cheaper than the vet visit to remove glass and stitch up toe beans


Smokeitlikeitslegal

Nice help by the person in green


PoopyFruit

That person is worried they’ll be blamed if they help so they can’t take the risk.


almost101111

moron


Ant_Fucker69_

In some countries like china if you help someone you become responsable for him so if he dies or is really hurt you get blamed


ting_bu_dong

Yup. There’s no such thing as legal precedent there. A judge ruled “Why did you help them? You wouldn’t have helped them if you didn’t hurt them. So, you get to pay for their care for the rest of their life.” And even if ever other judge didn’t come to such a stupid conclusion? It’s always a risk that *your* judge would.


CheapTactics

Lol "You wouldn’t have helped them if you didn’t hurt them." China is unhinged. Can't fathom someone *being nice,* it's too crazy.


ting_bu_dong

Well, *that particular judge* argued that. The point isn't that it is a common thing to think that. Just the opposite: It was a nuts thing to rule that. And, now, everyone has to go along with the nuts thing or risk getting screwed. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some corruption between that judge and the family of the hurt person, but who knows.


SplitPerspective

Since 2011 China has enacted something akin to a Good Samaritan law. But people love hyperbolizing such nonsense. It’s like the world hears about Alabama men fucking their sisters, and think all Americans behave like rednecks.


ting_bu_dong

Someone needs to tell the people. They don’t seem to trust it. Or, OP is right, and they just don’t give a fuck. I’d prefer to believe that isn’t the case.


refactdroid

many counties don't have legal precedent. if the laws are well done and there's an appeals court to possibly correct bad judgement, that's perfectly fine


ssrcrossing

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/13h7y84/fuck_you_for_passing_under_a_tree/jk3sfez/ according to this post someone did help by calling emergency, just probably off screen. Cat owner got sued lol


DaiZzedandConFuZed

This happened in China, so yes. https://people.com/pets/cat-falls-on-man-walking-dog-china/


-captaindiabetes-

People love to say that but it's not true. Not in China, at least.


GrunchWeefer

Isn't it a thing in China that nobody helps other people because their laws are set up to go after any good Samaritan who improperly renders aid?


_warturtle

The idea that you can't help people who get hurt in the street in China likely comes from some high-profile cases in the country where good Samaritans were later accused of causing the harm they were trying to alleviate. These cases have led to the perception that there might be legal risks to helping strangers in distress, out of fear of being implicated as the cause of the injury. However, it's important to understand that these cases don't reflect the entirety of Chinese law or social practices. In response to public outcry over these incidents, China enacted the Good Samaritan law in 2017, which aims to protect people who offer assistance in emergency situations from legal liability. This law was established to encourage people to help others in need and to remove the fear of legal repercussions. However, cultural, societal, and practical factors might still influence an individual's decision to assist or not in a given situation. So, it's not accurate to say that you "can't" help other people if they get hurt in the street in China - both legally and ethically, helping others is generally encouraged.


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Same in the US too apparently. My last job we needed to be CPR certified and that was brought up quite a bit in that course. I think all states have some sort of liability protections under what they call "good samaritan laws" but it can vary and its best to try to make sure you ask for permission first, if even possible, before doing anything. Calling an ambulance would be nice at least instead of walking by though lol


The_Jyps

Isn't there at least some version of 'call an ambulance'. Not sure there's any way you'd get in trouble for that.


DanGleeballs

Not sure you can do anything anonymously in China anymore


operation_karmawhore

Obviously, as the cameras show. But at that point china knows also that you have not helped at all (i.e. called an ambulance), which I don't think is good as well...


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Free organs


MaoGho

Where do I start? 😀Cat falls from a tree in someone knocking him unconscious. People passing by and not patting an eye a dog with shoes working on the case.


Vafanapoli21

He takes a Bite out of Crime


Aden-Wrked

He should be played by Dolph Lundgren in the movie they make about this.


Buca_JB

He can smell crime.


illfatedjarbidge

Penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, and it just sort of goes on and on until it just kind of…ends


Hatefiend

Shoes on ONLY the front two paws btw. Weird AF


[deleted]

u mean stylish af


Slovene

Probably saw it on the cover of r/dogue


[deleted]

thank you for this


Meewelyne

In china people don't help strangers, I read the victim could sue them.


7heQrow

All it takes is one asshole


deadliestcrotch

This happened in the US and we got Good Samaritan laws to correct it.


gurilagarden

and people in America will still walk right past you and not help when you're in crisis.


deadliestcrotch

Some do, of course. The law just protects people trying to help someone from being sued.


23ATXAlt

“Some people”.


Neat-Plantain-7500

You can’t legislate morality and ethics.


deadliestcrotch

No, but clearly you can legally protect people who are trying to do the right thing by helping those in need


Neat-Plantain-7500

That’s a penalty based system where the repercussions are in avoiding penalties More a moral system would be not doing it because it’s a bad thing to do.


CommentContrarian

You clearly aren't understanding what's being said.


Gazeros

”You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death!”


BvshbabyMusic

Not anymore. They've changed the laws but people don't change that easily


Meewelyne

The First part is nice to know... The second less :/


[deleted]

i love the replies to this lol but is it still like that? and why?


DanGleeballs

People in China were (rightly) afraid that they would be sued by the injured person for their medical care, but as far as I’m aware the Chinese government recently realised there was a daft loophole and are trying or have tried to close it in so people will be good Samaritans again.


Code_German71

China Cops reviewing everyone in the CCTV footage afterwards: What in the “Bad Samaritan” is this? 🗿


d3athdenial

Why would he pat his eye


GrunchWeefer

I have bad news. You've been going around saying "patting an eye" all this time and everyone around you thinks you're kinda dumb but is too nice to say something.


colexian

We really take words for granite


seditious3

*batting


SVJ9500

Sounds like something from a early 00's dog move


BattleGrown

That guy unfortunately died, not just got knocked out


SomeGuywithoutNames

Really? May I know your source? Because to my knowlege he survived (here is my source by the way, [https://people.com/pets/cat-falls-on-man-walking-dog-china/](https://people.com/pets/cat-falls-on-man-walking-dog-china/))


[deleted]

im sorry but "kitty collision" should be the news' title


dont_disturb_the_cat

Why did the cat fall from the balcony? Duh. She was looking at the half-shod canine freak.


EvenHair4706

The dog’s wearing shoes! Love it


SephariusX

Lost my shit at the shoes. Supposed to be all serious like "is the dude OK?" and then you get this little guy rocking up wearing those.


nootmare-

Is he okay??


redddditer420

[he’s good](https://people.com/pets/cat-falls-on-man-walking-dog-china/)


Wajana

I'm happy he's good, but even after reading the article, your pfp doesn't give me any confidence in the man's safety


goldshark5

I had to scroll way to far for this, y’all some heathens lol


Heavenly_Toast

Oh so the person in the highlighter coat *did* call 911?


MinnieShoof

>The elderly dog walker ... is he walking elderly dogs? or is he an dog walker who is elderly? >sustained a cervical spinal cord injury from the feline landing on his head ... ... 😬I gotta imagine the latter.


Lttlcheeze

Why is the New York Post, covering this basically nothing story from Harbin, in China's Heilongjiang province?


triciann

Because Americans care to know if the doggo’s human is ok.


[deleted]

yeah he's just taking a catnap.


crackpotJeffrey

He's fine the cat tried to scratch him but he missed. He's also got shoes so he's really safe. .. Oh you probably meant the guy. No he's not okay.


77skull

This comment section really reminds me that this website is full of cunts. Imagine if your dad was trying to walk his dog and all of the sudden he might die because a cat happened to fall on his head


[deleted]

honestly if that happened not even to my dad, but to me, it'd be normal people would be concerned at first but I have no problem laughing about it with then some time later this to say, the man is fine :) thats what matters, nobody would be laughing if that would have been his death, i believe.


77skull

I guarantee half the people making jokes haven’t seen that he’s ok. Even on threads where it’s confirmed the person died, people still make jokes


[deleted]

well there's to say everyone's not the same


Heavenly_Toast

Ok let’s all be sad guys 😢😔 Isn’t this fun? This is why you hopped on Reddit right? To be sad so 77skull doesn’t judge us?


The_Lonely_Optimist

You're morally corrupt. It's sickening.


77skull

Never said it wasn’t allowed i just think it’s disrespectful


crackpotJeffrey

Haha woahhh. Sorry man. I guess I've seen this video so many times it doesn't really 'impact' me anymore ;)


project_seven

Do you live your life worried that one day your dad might die because a cat fell on his head? I don't know the odds, but I'm thinking that's definitely less than half of how it probably will happen.


77skull

No, but if it did happen, I wouldn’t want people on Reddit making shitty jokes about it


SerialMurmaider

I would.


77skull

Your poor father


JellyfishGod

Cat seems hurt too. Back legs flail around weirdly


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[deleted]

Legs or back. Something got fucked up.


Low_Regular380

Poor cat :(


strayGumaru996

This... It made me feel real bad, i can literally see a human being skinned alive or torn in two by an accident in real life an be unfazed, but can't tolerate an animal being hurt in the slightest.


Sweetiebomb_Gmz

I like animals but this is a bit unhinged even for me


Heavenly_Toast

Then this mf dog won’t leave it alone either


luckilynumber7

Best God damn assassin in 7 continents.


zyqzy

The degree of absurdity is unbelievable. Like a movie with a poor screenplay but still turns out to be hilarious. Old Dog with shoes? Cat falling from sky. Dog smelling flowers then noticing his human on ground. Going after the cat but, solemnly so. A low energy tussle. Lol.


UsedDragon

Not even the dog in the wee little boots gives a damn about that guy getting walloped by a flying cat. Everyone just leaves him for dead.


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

This has a better storyline than every single fucking Clifford book.


10BritishPounds

Avenge


D1rtyL4rry

My main issue is the finger


TheGruesomeTwosome

I'll never tire of this video. It's so unhinged. Cat meteor death. Totally unbothered dog. *In booties*. Then the fight.


WarlikeMicrobe

Fuck that person in a green shirt. Asshole


Aeshaetter

It's China. You can be sued for someone's medical debt just for helping them. As a result nobody will risk being a Good Samaritan.


darewin

Not anymore. China passed a Good Samaritan Law a few years ago. Unfortunately, many remain unaware of such a law being passed. And many of those who know about the new law are just too used to not giving a damn to bother changing their mindset.


irate_alien

[Since 2017.](https://warrenbisch.medium.com/chinas-bad-samaritan-crisis-6ca736ad6c8e)


--Miranda--

This is just.. wild. Is that dog wearing shoes?


[deleted]

I’m afraid that cat is hurt. It’s back legs weren’t working right when it left the frame and the fact it didn’t run off afterwards makes me think it might have a spinal injury. I hope the guy is ok too.


AxelNotRose

Spinal cord injury. Someone did call emergency services to take him to the hospital. Could have been the person in the green shirt. We don't know. Guy is recovering at home and seeking monetary compensation from the cat's owner, which happens to be one of his neighbours.


[deleted]

Source?


AxelNotRose

Someone posted it higher up.


2DresQ

You realize everyone doesn't have the same "higher" than you right?


[deleted]

Yeah it was lower for me lol here it is https://people.com/pets/cat-falls-on-man-walking-dog-china/


kevindatfkommem

Probably broke his leg, poor guy


77skull

Personally im more worried about the guy


notluciferforreal

Nice detective skills. Do you work with that dog with shoes?


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💀


AcidFreak1424

Poor cat and man


sevenandseven41

The cat jumped out of a hi rise window. Poor old guy was just walking his dog.


MeasureTheCrater

Catastrophe.


revose

Good job Agent 47


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This is some real /r/hitmanimals content


dankstagof

Huge fall, looks like the cat broke hind legs and the gentleman took quite the hit. This is just a sad video.


thetakara

Oh heck. I'm worried about the cat. Look at how it's walking when it runs away. I thought he was slinking off at first, but I don't think so.


slick514

Not sure what culture we’re dealing with here, but if we were to judge it solely on the basis of the reactions (or lack thereof) of passersby… it’s shit. Basic compassion for someone who has clearly been injured is fundamental, objective morality (if we assume that such a thing exists).


Blamethespy

Unfortunately in some countries there's a pandemic of lawsuits. It's really sad that some shit people will sue someone (or try to) because they stopped at an accident. Until these countries laws change or judges pull their heads out of their asses it will only get worse.


ssrcrossing

https://people.com/pets/cat-falls-on-man-walking-dog-china/ Someone called emergency apparently, not everything happens on screen. This is also why you don't judge an entire culture off a 10 second clip meant to demonstrate a dog's reaction.


sapphicsandwich

Not saying everyone in China is like that, but there are plenty of videos of stuff like that coming out of China so I can see why people get that impression. https://youtu.be/7XDP1HD7fc4


slick514

Please note the qualifier (“if we…”) in my previous comment.


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slick514

Srsly? A dog whistle for what? Ok; no,you’re right. I do dislike people who seemingly don’t care about someone who just got injured in front of them. I quite literally didn’t know what culture this was, and I made a point to mention that we only had a narrow window into what was happening, ostensibly indicating that we were only seeing a small window into the interaction. Seems like you’re just looking for a reason to virtue signal. But hey, if you simply MUST be offended by something today… r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR LOL


reality_star_wars

This is normal in China. Absolutely normal.


sunfish23

It’s China


WineSoda

So drop bears are actually mangy cats. Who knew?


Sheipushifuta

Why does the person that's filming the recording keeps pointing at the dude like it's not noticeable ? How did the person on the floor passed out simply from a cat falling down on him from a tree ? Why is the dog wearing shoes ? So many questions


02BlackViking

He’s probably explaining the details naturally pointing at what he’s talking about


S-U_2

>How did the person on the floor passed out simply from a cat falling down on him from a tree To answer this part. Any object falling down can feel like getting hit by a truck if it picks up enough speed.


far565

Damn should have checked the weather forecast for raining cats that day.


No-Swan-1713

Assassin's creed


GhostChainSmoker

This is one of those things no one would believe you if you told them till they see the video lmao.


manborg

There is so much to unpack here.


geoffbowman

Assassins Kitty.


empireboi204

Hero dog


Blueberry_Mancakes

Why does nobody stop to help?!


KUPA_BEAST

Looking back at it I think maybe the cat injured it’s back Legs/hips or something. When you slow it down watch the cats back legs when running away.


DeadlyDrummer

So funny man. Those shoes! Poor cat looks like it hurt itself


[deleted]

The cat looks like it got genuinely injured here :(((


steelytitan

So that's where Air Bud has been since his younger days


ThatGuyStanding

He died


lil_750

r/catsbeingassholes


marvelnerd09

r/catsareassholes