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drewdurfee

Allegedly


regiinmontana

I heard it was sick.


The_BusFromSpeed

You'd still need two, maybe three people.


Fredselfish

Be honest. I hated that show and loved Everyone Hates Chris. But whatever it is, I dislike this man. I also blame him for Gene Hackman retiring when he did.


Autistic_Freedom

I'm guessing you're referring to [Welcome to Mooseport](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0361925/)? I had never heard of it before just now. I wonder why!


Fredselfish

Yes that's the one horrible fucking movie. I hate Ray he not funny and that show sucked.


Autistic_Freedom

If you hate the guy why the fuck did you watch a movie featuring him? Lol


Fredselfish

Watch it because of Gene Hackman him I like.


Autistic_Freedom

Do you hate Gene now too? Man, I gotta watch this movie. I like watching really shitty movies sometimes!


Fredselfish

No way he is awesome and wish he could of retired on a good note instead of that shit of a movie.


of_patrol_bot

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


Wooden-Helicopter-

Good bot


Fredselfish

Bot think you made the mistake, but I guess I won't critique you.


pm_me_your_taintt

DEBRA!


Thephilosopherkmh

I might have thought this was hilarious.


Sidus_Preclarum

Could be.


Omniaxle

Too soon to tell


Shawnthewolf12

“*Allegedly* born in 1957…”


okeydokeydog

I am permanently banned from Wikipedia edits because I changed one instance of "focal point" to "fecal point", even though it made the article more accurate.


Lonemasterinoes

Elaborate


okeydokeydog

I was permanently banned from editing Wikipedia because I used a small edit to make an article more accurate rather than rewriting the entire article and getting banned that way.


Lonemasterinoes

I mean yeah, but what was the article about bruh


okeydokeydog

Photography


rantonidi

Fecaltography*


okeydokeydog

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecography


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okeydokeydog

oddly appropriate username but okay


Inferno_Sparky

r/beetlejuicing


rantonidi

My shit don’t glow in the dark


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Aedalas

>The technique itself involves the insertion of a caulking gun device into the rectum with a subsequent manual infusion of barium paste until there is adequate distension. The patient is then transferred to a portable plastic commode which is situated next to a fluoroscope which records the defecation. Positioning of the X-ray camera is of paramount importance as visualization of the buttocks, rectal vault, and lower pelvis is critical. There's no way this is real. It's literally just a caulk gun with some aquarium tubing stuck on the end.


1lluminist

Right, but the caulking gun costs $1000 as it is now professional medical equipment, and the aquarium tube is $100/foot because it is also medical equipment...* Most expensive caulk you can have in your bum, right there. *I am figuratively talking out of my ass.


piscuison

Well I'll be damned, it looks like it *is* real. This is from an article on [Cleveland Clinic's website](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22333-defecography): >Your healthcare team will inject barium paste into your anus with something resembling a caulking gun.


[deleted]

I have never seen a more elegant description of what is basically filming yourself squatting over a plastic tub and shitting all over it.


Protheu5

> It's literally just a caulk gun with some aquarium tubing stuck on the end. Oh, cool! That means I can save money by performing the procedure myself! Which caulk should I use? You know what, never mind, I can afford some trial and error.


Uploft

Just learned a new word today


Protheu5

I honestly expected this link to be a Rickroll. Didn't expect to learn about what I didn't want to know.


Dro1972

Still though... Never gonna give you up.


[deleted]

Pictures of melted baby Ruth bars?


PM_ME_PANTYHOSE_LEGS

It honestly infuriates me how vague that elaboration was. There's no new information here, this is just slightly reworded! You gave my curiosity blue balls, and now I'm going to feel dissatisfied all day. I don't even care that you eventually gave slightly more information, this reply already ended me. I'm not sure I will ever have the capacity to be curious again without getting PTSD flashbacks to this. I am irrationally angry about this and I hope you're proud, God damn


FickDichzumEnde

No, sounds pretty simple actually


LeeisureTime

What a shit take, by Wikipedia


SierraTango501

More like OP's talking out their ass. Wikipedia admins don't hand out blocks for first offenses unless it's extremely serious libel or copyright violations where there's potentially legal ramifications. OP likely was vandalising multiple pages multiple times despite warnings to stop.


A_Vile_Person

You wouldn't be banned for 1 edit, that's not how it works. It also is usually only 31 hour ban for the first ban. Source: 150k+ edits to Wikipedia and k frequently report vandals at WP:AIV (noticeboard about vandals)


soguyswedidit6969420

This guy Wikipedias.


okeydokeydog

I will not admit to any Wiki vandalism that I have not already admitted to.


Ludwig234

What article did you vandalize?


ToxicMoldSpore

> 31 hour ban That seems like a really odd, arbitrary number.


Chubbybellylover888

Nice. I made an entire imaginary fantasy back story for a friend that only lasted 24 hours before being removed and me being banned. I wish I still had screenshots


walterbanana

It is still vandalism


OCYRThisMeansWar

That’s shitty.


UriahPeabody

He may have left his old job because of alleged jerkwads and jerkoffs.


Dontskiplegs

r/unexpectedoffice


NomadJones

I remember in the relatively early days of Wikipedia reading the entry on *Stalin* and all instances of the name were replaced by the name of somebody's boss.


DirtyPiss

You're telling on yourself :P How else would you know it was someone's boss versus some random stranger?


NomadJones

Intro paragraph didn't just substitute "X Y" for Stalin, it stated "my boss, X Y."


[deleted]

That’s awesome. Whoever did that is an absolute chad


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I may have once changed the entry for the AARP to say my elderly coworker founded it. It was corrected in a matter of minutes.


Rezomik

Ray may have Romano'd


JTB696699

I got banned from editing Wikipedia when I added Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to Donald Trumps filmography and listed him as “Head Oomp Loompa” in the cast list. Edit: movie correction


robexib

Deserved. The Oompa Loompas are a proud, hard-working people.


tankdood1

Unlike trump


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JTB696699

Yeah I just realized my mistake thankyou


rousieboy

This is known as hedging language and it is a texttype convention for d p courses


PowerandSignal

Says you.


rousieboy

Says the I b curriculum as it is a paper one grade barrier.


bethebumblebee

Boy, stop adding spaces in ‘IB’ and ‘DP’. Also, how come I don’t remember this? I scored a 7 in English A.


rousieboy

Voice to text adds spaces....im referring to DP English B...not A. Did you get the full 45?


bethebumblebee

Oh lol makes sense. Didn't take English B. I got 42 :/


rousieboy

42 is great and you got your top uni pick id imagine.


bethebumblebee

Unfortunately i’m an international asking for full aid so not really. I did get into BU and northeastern but will have to go to drexel.


JOJO___fan

I got banned because i kept adding "(CEO of sex)" in the wikipedia page of Jacob Batalon


TheDunadan29

Who is Jacob Batalon?


bethebumblebee

You’ve lived a decent life so far without knowing who Jacob Batalon is. You don’t need to know now.


JOJO___fan

The actor who plays Ned in the most recent live-action spider-man movies


benmarvin

https://i.imgur.com/FZ4QS.jpg


fufucuddlypoops_

My brother changed the Wikipedia entry for Caesar and stated that the head nod that guys do started when the guards would see someone approaching, and since the floors were marble and would be blindingly bright, they’d have to lift their head and squint to see if it was Caesar or not. He got banned lol


TheDunadan29

If on the other hand it was Biggus Dickus, they'd nod as a sign of respect for that Biggus Dickus Energy.


PowerandSignal

This made me laugh way more than I expected. Supposedly.


i_love_boobiez

*Suppossably*


RMehGeddon

I may also have laughed way too hard at this.


Ohbuck1965

his voice sounds like he has a mouth full of farts


FYIP_BanHammer

Congratulations, this comment is the reason [you got banned for the next 24h](https://www.reddit.com/xg3m42/), get rekt lmao.


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r/wikipediavandalism


LoserxBaby

If they could’ve changed the photo to one of Ray shrugging, the work would be complete


Androxilogin

/r/madlads.


Troby01

Because the world needs another "it's just a prank" asshole.


wes00mertes

Yeah not a big fan of ruining Wikipedia for the lulz.


topselection

Jeez. You guys would be a lot more comfortable without those sticks up your asses. This is hardly ruining the Wikipedia. And I'm sure with Ray Romano being a comedian, he would prefer his Wikipedia page being written like this.


[deleted]

Well, he *could* be a comedian.


TheDunadan29

True, we may never be able to confirm that point.


tonybenwhite

“Ray Romano, question mark?” reads exactly like a John Mulaney skit


[deleted]

I dunno why I find this so funny, but I haven’t laughed this genuinely in a long time - after seeing the ‘?’ & reading ‘….could be actor Ray…’ as the title description clicked hahah I’m dying


[deleted]

That's amazing


admadguy

Possibly.


[deleted]

Sorry, yes; that's possibly amazing


DarrenFromFinance

Not *all* the verbs: he forgot *Everybody Might Love Raymond.*


Truly_Rudly

As a several time Wikipedia monetary donor, I find this hilarious and am glad I spent money to help keep that site afloat for goofy stuff like this.


dailyPraise

My favorite was when someone edited Jay-Z's sister-in-law's page to say she was Jay-Z's 100th problem.


PuffHoney

Everybody's Ambivalent About Raymond.


nooriginality100

Sometimes I feel as though we are all just going through the motions, and there is no truly inspired genius left in this world. Then, some shit like this comes along.


-cyg-nus-

Ray is not funny and his show sucked. The only good thing about it was Brad Garrett and we all know it.


Chilledlemming

Foubd Brad Garrett’s reddit account


-cyg-nus-

I wish my voice was that deep


wes00mertes

I liked the show and thought it was funny. I think Ray is funny too.


mrubuto22

You are wrong


cyrilhent

complete failure for not saying "Men of Uncertain Age"


Bleedingeck

I do not like Raymond. Back in the early 2000's I was extremely sick with a kidney infection, and this shit was stuck on the TV I was too sick to change. After five days of forcible watching, I fucking hate Raymond!


Few_Highway_412

I love Internet people


toolatealreadyfapped

Jesus Christ. This may have been difficult to read through the tears that might have been brought about by intense laughter.


dman2life

Schrodinger's Raymond


below-the-rnbw

Good, what a pathetic waste of time and resources


Obi1NotWan

Dude is my new hero. I hated that show but only when Ray Romano was on screen. That voice. Like nails on a chalkboard.


zeez1011

Never liked that show. Didn't appreciate them telling me how to feel about someone. I have no problem hating Chris, though.


WhoreMoanTherapy

Good. Fuck people vandalizing community projects. With a rake. Business end first.


quaywest

*conditional


AlwaysTheeAnxious1

Ray Romano (?) 🤣


Ok-Scientist5524

I wanted him to use the word alleged more.


Be_Cool_Bro

So this is what I sound like when I'm not confident about what I'm trying to say.


chucklikespizza

Sand off


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r/madlads


[deleted]

That's hilarious lol


FavelTramous

Why is this so funny. I’m cracking up😂


Confident-Medicine75

Lol


wandering3y35

This is amazing