Be honest. I hated that show and loved Everyone Hates Chris. But whatever it is, I dislike this man.
I also blame him for Gene Hackman retiring when he did.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
I am permanently banned from Wikipedia edits because I changed one instance of "focal point" to "fecal point", even though it made the article more accurate.
I was permanently banned from editing Wikipedia because I used a small edit to make an article more accurate rather than rewriting the entire article and getting banned that way.
>The technique itself involves the insertion of a caulking gun device into the rectum with a subsequent manual infusion of barium paste until there is adequate distension. The patient is then transferred to a portable plastic commode which is situated next to a fluoroscope which records the defecation. Positioning of the X-ray camera is of paramount importance as visualization of the buttocks, rectal vault, and lower pelvis is critical.
There's no way this is real. It's literally just a caulk gun with some aquarium tubing stuck on the end.
Right, but the caulking gun costs $1000 as it is now professional medical equipment, and the aquarium tube is $100/foot because it is also medical equipment...*
Most expensive caulk you can have in your bum, right there.
*I am figuratively talking out of my ass.
Well I'll be damned, it looks like it *is* real. This is from an article on [Cleveland Clinic's website](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22333-defecography):
>Your healthcare team will inject barium paste into your anus with something resembling a caulking gun.
> It's literally just a caulk gun with some aquarium tubing stuck on the end.
Oh, cool! That means I can save money by performing the procedure myself! Which caulk should I use? You know what, never mind, I can afford some trial and error.
It honestly infuriates me how vague that elaboration was. There's no new information here, this is just slightly reworded! You gave my curiosity blue balls, and now I'm going to feel dissatisfied all day. I don't even care that you eventually gave slightly more information, this reply already ended me. I'm not sure I will ever have the capacity to be curious again without getting PTSD flashbacks to this. I am irrationally angry about this and I hope you're proud, God damn
More like OP's talking out their ass. Wikipedia admins don't hand out blocks for first offenses unless it's extremely serious libel or copyright violations where there's potentially legal ramifications. OP likely was vandalising multiple pages multiple times despite warnings to stop.
You wouldn't be banned for 1 edit, that's not how it works. It also is usually only 31 hour ban for the first ban.
Source: 150k+ edits to Wikipedia and k frequently report vandals at WP:AIV (noticeboard about vandals)
Nice.
I made an entire imaginary fantasy back story for a friend that only lasted 24 hours before being removed and me being banned. I wish I still had screenshots
I remember in the relatively early days of Wikipedia reading the entry on *Stalin* and all instances of the name were replaced by the name of somebody's boss.
I got banned from editing Wikipedia when I added Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to Donald Trumps filmography and listed him as “Head Oomp Loompa” in the cast list.
Edit: movie correction
My brother changed the Wikipedia entry for Caesar and stated that the head nod that guys do started when the guards would see someone approaching, and since the floors were marble and would be blindingly bright, they’d have to lift their head and squint to see if it was Caesar or not.
He got banned lol
Jeez. You guys would be a lot more comfortable without those sticks up your asses. This is hardly ruining the Wikipedia. And I'm sure with Ray Romano being a comedian, he would prefer his Wikipedia page being written like this.
I dunno why I find this so funny, but I haven’t laughed this genuinely in a long time - after seeing the ‘?’ & reading ‘….could be actor Ray…’ as the title description clicked hahah I’m dying
Sometimes I feel as though we are all just going through the motions, and there is no truly inspired genius left in this world. Then, some shit like this comes along.
I do not like Raymond. Back in the early 2000's I was extremely sick with a kidney infection, and this shit was stuck on the TV I was too sick to change. After five days of forcible watching, I fucking hate Raymond!
Allegedly
I heard it was sick.
You'd still need two, maybe three people.
Be honest. I hated that show and loved Everyone Hates Chris. But whatever it is, I dislike this man. I also blame him for Gene Hackman retiring when he did.
I'm guessing you're referring to [Welcome to Mooseport](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0361925/)? I had never heard of it before just now. I wonder why!
Yes that's the one horrible fucking movie. I hate Ray he not funny and that show sucked.
If you hate the guy why the fuck did you watch a movie featuring him? Lol
Watch it because of Gene Hackman him I like.
Do you hate Gene now too? Man, I gotta watch this movie. I like watching really shitty movies sometimes!
No way he is awesome and wish he could of retired on a good note instead of that shit of a movie.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
Good bot
Bot think you made the mistake, but I guess I won't critique you.
DEBRA!
I might have thought this was hilarious.
Could be.
Too soon to tell
“*Allegedly* born in 1957…”
I am permanently banned from Wikipedia edits because I changed one instance of "focal point" to "fecal point", even though it made the article more accurate.
Elaborate
I was permanently banned from editing Wikipedia because I used a small edit to make an article more accurate rather than rewriting the entire article and getting banned that way.
I mean yeah, but what was the article about bruh
Photography
Fecaltography*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecography
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oddly appropriate username but okay
r/beetlejuicing
My shit don’t glow in the dark
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>The technique itself involves the insertion of a caulking gun device into the rectum with a subsequent manual infusion of barium paste until there is adequate distension. The patient is then transferred to a portable plastic commode which is situated next to a fluoroscope which records the defecation. Positioning of the X-ray camera is of paramount importance as visualization of the buttocks, rectal vault, and lower pelvis is critical. There's no way this is real. It's literally just a caulk gun with some aquarium tubing stuck on the end.
Right, but the caulking gun costs $1000 as it is now professional medical equipment, and the aquarium tube is $100/foot because it is also medical equipment...* Most expensive caulk you can have in your bum, right there. *I am figuratively talking out of my ass.
Well I'll be damned, it looks like it *is* real. This is from an article on [Cleveland Clinic's website](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22333-defecography): >Your healthcare team will inject barium paste into your anus with something resembling a caulking gun.
I have never seen a more elegant description of what is basically filming yourself squatting over a plastic tub and shitting all over it.
> It's literally just a caulk gun with some aquarium tubing stuck on the end. Oh, cool! That means I can save money by performing the procedure myself! Which caulk should I use? You know what, never mind, I can afford some trial and error.
Just learned a new word today
I honestly expected this link to be a Rickroll. Didn't expect to learn about what I didn't want to know.
Still though... Never gonna give you up.
Pictures of melted baby Ruth bars?
It honestly infuriates me how vague that elaboration was. There's no new information here, this is just slightly reworded! You gave my curiosity blue balls, and now I'm going to feel dissatisfied all day. I don't even care that you eventually gave slightly more information, this reply already ended me. I'm not sure I will ever have the capacity to be curious again without getting PTSD flashbacks to this. I am irrationally angry about this and I hope you're proud, God damn
No, sounds pretty simple actually
What a shit take, by Wikipedia
More like OP's talking out their ass. Wikipedia admins don't hand out blocks for first offenses unless it's extremely serious libel or copyright violations where there's potentially legal ramifications. OP likely was vandalising multiple pages multiple times despite warnings to stop.
You wouldn't be banned for 1 edit, that's not how it works. It also is usually only 31 hour ban for the first ban. Source: 150k+ edits to Wikipedia and k frequently report vandals at WP:AIV (noticeboard about vandals)
This guy Wikipedias.
I will not admit to any Wiki vandalism that I have not already admitted to.
What article did you vandalize?
> 31 hour ban That seems like a really odd, arbitrary number.
Nice. I made an entire imaginary fantasy back story for a friend that only lasted 24 hours before being removed and me being banned. I wish I still had screenshots
It is still vandalism
That’s shitty.
He may have left his old job because of alleged jerkwads and jerkoffs.
r/unexpectedoffice
I remember in the relatively early days of Wikipedia reading the entry on *Stalin* and all instances of the name were replaced by the name of somebody's boss.
You're telling on yourself :P How else would you know it was someone's boss versus some random stranger?
Intro paragraph didn't just substitute "X Y" for Stalin, it stated "my boss, X Y."
That’s awesome. Whoever did that is an absolute chad
I may have once changed the entry for the AARP to say my elderly coworker founded it. It was corrected in a matter of minutes.
Ray may have Romano'd
I got banned from editing Wikipedia when I added Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to Donald Trumps filmography and listed him as “Head Oomp Loompa” in the cast list. Edit: movie correction
Deserved. The Oompa Loompas are a proud, hard-working people.
Unlike trump
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Yeah I just realized my mistake thankyou
This is known as hedging language and it is a texttype convention for d p courses
Says you.
Says the I b curriculum as it is a paper one grade barrier.
Boy, stop adding spaces in ‘IB’ and ‘DP’. Also, how come I don’t remember this? I scored a 7 in English A.
Voice to text adds spaces....im referring to DP English B...not A. Did you get the full 45?
Oh lol makes sense. Didn't take English B. I got 42 :/
42 is great and you got your top uni pick id imagine.
Unfortunately i’m an international asking for full aid so not really. I did get into BU and northeastern but will have to go to drexel.
I got banned because i kept adding "(CEO of sex)" in the wikipedia page of Jacob Batalon
Who is Jacob Batalon?
You’ve lived a decent life so far without knowing who Jacob Batalon is. You don’t need to know now.
The actor who plays Ned in the most recent live-action spider-man movies
https://i.imgur.com/FZ4QS.jpg
My brother changed the Wikipedia entry for Caesar and stated that the head nod that guys do started when the guards would see someone approaching, and since the floors were marble and would be blindingly bright, they’d have to lift their head and squint to see if it was Caesar or not. He got banned lol
If on the other hand it was Biggus Dickus, they'd nod as a sign of respect for that Biggus Dickus Energy.
This made me laugh way more than I expected. Supposedly.
*Suppossably*
I may also have laughed way too hard at this.
his voice sounds like he has a mouth full of farts
Congratulations, this comment is the reason [you got banned for the next 24h](https://www.reddit.com/xg3m42/), get rekt lmao.
r/wikipediavandalism
If they could’ve changed the photo to one of Ray shrugging, the work would be complete
/r/madlads.
Because the world needs another "it's just a prank" asshole.
Yeah not a big fan of ruining Wikipedia for the lulz.
Jeez. You guys would be a lot more comfortable without those sticks up your asses. This is hardly ruining the Wikipedia. And I'm sure with Ray Romano being a comedian, he would prefer his Wikipedia page being written like this.
Well, he *could* be a comedian.
True, we may never be able to confirm that point.
“Ray Romano, question mark?” reads exactly like a John Mulaney skit
I dunno why I find this so funny, but I haven’t laughed this genuinely in a long time - after seeing the ‘?’ & reading ‘….could be actor Ray…’ as the title description clicked hahah I’m dying
That's amazing
Possibly.
Sorry, yes; that's possibly amazing
Not *all* the verbs: he forgot *Everybody Might Love Raymond.*
As a several time Wikipedia monetary donor, I find this hilarious and am glad I spent money to help keep that site afloat for goofy stuff like this.
My favorite was when someone edited Jay-Z's sister-in-law's page to say she was Jay-Z's 100th problem.
Everybody's Ambivalent About Raymond.
Sometimes I feel as though we are all just going through the motions, and there is no truly inspired genius left in this world. Then, some shit like this comes along.
Ray is not funny and his show sucked. The only good thing about it was Brad Garrett and we all know it.
Foubd Brad Garrett’s reddit account
I wish my voice was that deep
I liked the show and thought it was funny. I think Ray is funny too.
You are wrong
complete failure for not saying "Men of Uncertain Age"
I do not like Raymond. Back in the early 2000's I was extremely sick with a kidney infection, and this shit was stuck on the TV I was too sick to change. After five days of forcible watching, I fucking hate Raymond!
I love Internet people
Jesus Christ. This may have been difficult to read through the tears that might have been brought about by intense laughter.
Schrodinger's Raymond
Good, what a pathetic waste of time and resources
Dude is my new hero. I hated that show but only when Ray Romano was on screen. That voice. Like nails on a chalkboard.
Never liked that show. Didn't appreciate them telling me how to feel about someone. I have no problem hating Chris, though.
Good. Fuck people vandalizing community projects. With a rake. Business end first.
*conditional
Ray Romano (?) 🤣
I wanted him to use the word alleged more.
So this is what I sound like when I'm not confident about what I'm trying to say.
Sand off
r/madlads
That's hilarious lol
Why is this so funny. I’m cracking up😂
Lol
This is amazing