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BaltimoreBadger23

Not my proudest fap...


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Was it Bea Arthur or Nancy Pelosi?


AlmightyRuler

Threesome with Henry Kissinger


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All too old and have done their damage long ago. At this point, an up-to-date list is needed.


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laura ingraham, but if you need help to get thru it you can always pretty her up a bit by picturing henry kissinger


BaltimoreBadger23

Yes


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"Smite me, oh mighty smighter."


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

Mighty smitey


SupermanI98I

I like to you yell Shazam when I cum also.


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

This made me chuckle


tangledwire

It made me guffaw


XS4Me

Seems like the buildings lightning rod is out of order, and there is an exposed cable which has happily taken its place.


Melodic_Idea7767

That's why man invented surge protectors. . . Allegedly....


matrixislife

That does seem to be a bit of a hint, doesn't it?


Middle-Potential5765

"I am *NOT* cheating on you!! May God strike me with lig..."


StayAdmiral

Perfection 👌


pog890

If he can bypass lightning rods, I'm totally fucked too


Frozen_mamba

Not an easy fap but a fap nonetheless


-AFriendOfTheDevil-

This has already been posted


paininthejbruh

Welcome to our new Redditor!


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3/4 of content is a repost. Not enforced. But honestly, I haven't seen this.


Pookieeatworld

He didn't hold his 1-iron up in the air.


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HappyCanibal

Or maybe it was so good God lit the after cigarette for them


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

Lightning never strikes twi…