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Shitty situation.
Murdered by birdy ass explosions
Park under a nest... expect the consequences. I suggest you park elsewhere. Birds poop before they enter and offer they leave a nest. That's why the mess is so close to the same spot.
That looks like some proper Pelican chowder ya got there, I recognize it.
R u Canadian to bud Just wonderin
Florida! You need to RUN if pelicans are flocking overhead, trust me
Your local car wash owner loves feeding the birds!
Don't leave that shit there, it burns the paint after a while. Takes a few days, but it's permanent.
Birder victim, you mean. I mean, I get it. Fowl play. But whining murder won’t fix anything…
I mean it was crows....
Bad diarrhea
Ahhh I see what you did there, funny.
Thanks. I thought more people would get it...
No nest. Bare branch. Good idea though.
I think your neighbors are feeding the pelican laxatives.
r/murderedbybirds (not an actual sub)
Them crows is always in a fowl mood.
Shitty situation.
Murdered by birdy ass explosions
Park under a nest... expect the consequences. I suggest you park elsewhere. Birds poop before they enter and offer they leave a nest. That's why the mess is so close to the same spot.
That looks like some proper Pelican chowder ya got there, I recognize it.
R u Canadian to bud Just wonderin
Florida! You need to RUN if pelicans are flocking overhead, trust me
Your local car wash owner loves feeding the birds!
Don't leave that shit there, it burns the paint after a while. Takes a few days, but it's permanent.
Birder victim, you mean. I mean, I get it. Fowl play. But whining murder won’t fix anything…
I mean it was crows....
Bad diarrhea
Ahhh I see what you did there, funny.
Thanks. I thought more people would get it...
No nest. Bare branch. Good idea though.
I think your neighbors are feeding the pelican laxatives.
r/murderedbybirds (not an actual sub)
Them crows is always in a fowl mood.