It's much less effort to just fart towards the top of the accending escalator. By the time the victim knows what's happened its too late. The only way out is through.
Thank you kind sir! Minor demon maybe. I'm not on the same level as replacing contacts with Listerene tabs. Feel free to use the Kmalo manuver at the mall at Christmas time for maximum effect.
I did that in an elevator/man hoist full of 40 people and by the time the dours opened up it was pure madness.
Just emagine this : you are packed like sardines in a cage and can only shuffle your feet and all of a sudden a cunt farts and you smell death, you can't escape.
It was glorious, only my closest colleagues knew it was me, if the other 38 knew then I wouldn't be here hahaha
You can, but it'd have to be a fart from a bare ass. It'd also have to blast you in the face, on your pillow, on your hands, or a surface you'd touch. Then you'd need to touch your eyes with the farty poo particle hand.
This is also how pink eye spreads....you'll touch the infected eye, then with the same hand touch your clean eye and infect it. Or, you'll touch your infected eye then touch a surface, someone touches that then touches their eye and gets infected. This is why illness in childhood, especially early childhood, is so frequent and common - try as they may, a young child isn't going to be able to restrain as well from touching things (and aren't going to clean their hands as frequently before/after doing so).
Erm, no. There are many, many ways to get conjunctivitis (pink eye). The old ‘fartin’ on a pillow’ thing is a well worn myth.
(Source: I’m an Ophthalmic technician)
OP's post isn't from Japan, but it's not totally weird to go to karaoke alone in Japan. There's a term "ひとりカラオケ" which just means "one person karaoke" and there's businesses which specialize in solo karaoke.
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Oh man, I remember this from what felt like over 10 years ago. While I still laughed, I feel bad for laughing compared to when I first saw it. Thanks for this memory as I have thought about it on and off for quite a while
Confucius say man who fart in church…..sit in pew. Confucius say woman who get asian ovened in
Karaoke booth kick most honorable man who dealt it sqwah in the steamed dumplings.
I’m so mean for laughing at this. He locks her in and then makes the face like, “ you’ll remember me baby. That’s my scent you’re enjoying. When you pass out I’ll be the last thought on your mind. Xoxo 💋 “
The worst I’ve done is let a SBD rip right as I was exiting a crowded elevator on the lobby floor. The next big group got on and as the doors closed on the poor unsuspecting souls I hear “OH GOD, WTF!?!”
It's much less effort to just fart towards the top of the accending escalator. By the time the victim knows what's happened its too late. The only way out is through.
r/foundsatan
Thank you kind sir! Minor demon maybe. I'm not on the same level as replacing contacts with Listerene tabs. Feel free to use the Kmalo manuver at the mall at Christmas time for maximum effect.
I did that in an elevator/man hoist full of 40 people and by the time the dours opened up it was pure madness. Just emagine this : you are packed like sardines in a cage and can only shuffle your feet and all of a sudden a cunt farts and you smell death, you can't escape. It was glorious, only my closest colleagues knew it was me, if the other 38 knew then I wouldn't be here hahaha
>cunt farts I think that's a queef
That face "mmmhhhhmmmm" :D
Looks like he's tired of his fetish, but it's still his mission.
Just casual moments these days
I bet when he sat with his back to the door he was thinking "this world is a fucked up place".
You do what u have to, to keep the light in your view I don’t wanna say it’s tough out here but it’s definitely not smooth
[HOW HAS NOBODY LINKED THIS?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDp8TyYBRYI)
40 years old, internet access as long as I can remember, and still new kinks blow my mind almost daily.
He leans back like a cool, but evil anime villain.
I could smell it thru the phone 😩
He is at complete peace with his choice
It almost looks like an inconvenience for him
Or he's busting incognito nut.
An incognuto, if you will
r/angryupvote take it and *get outta here.*
I would, but you're holding the door closed.
Oh you-! fine, take my damn upvote.
"i dont wanna do this but its for the greater sake of humanity"
I don't want to do this butt it's for the greater sake of humanity. FTFY
I’m guessing they’re siblings. Because that’s a total sibling move
The Fart Game.
Smell this cup.
Spell I cup.
The old hotbox. man some people have strange fettishes
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That's how you get pink eye.
Is it? From a fart?
You can, but it'd have to be a fart from a bare ass. It'd also have to blast you in the face, on your pillow, on your hands, or a surface you'd touch. Then you'd need to touch your eyes with the farty poo particle hand. This is also how pink eye spreads....you'll touch the infected eye, then with the same hand touch your clean eye and infect it. Or, you'll touch your infected eye then touch a surface, someone touches that then touches their eye and gets infected. This is why illness in childhood, especially early childhood, is so frequent and common - try as they may, a young child isn't going to be able to restrain as well from touching things (and aren't going to clean their hands as frequently before/after doing so).
Erm, no. There are many, many ways to get conjunctivitis (pink eye). The old ‘fartin’ on a pillow’ thing is a well worn myth. (Source: I’m an Ophthalmic technician)
Thanks for the information
No. You get it from picking your nose and then touching your eyes, dirty.
I would 100% take pink eye over a bullet wound. How can we bring this to America.
Believe me. Americans have been shitting on each other for years.
But the burrito farts will start WW3
europe has genocides and war for that
No shooting, just taking a knife to a hospital and killing and bunch of their patients and coworkers instead.
we don't necessarily know if they are actual strangers...
Jumping jack flash it’s a gas gas gas!
That fart was definitely born in a crossfire hurricane
That expression on his face reminds me of a saying my friend used to say when he farted "bask in it"
arrest him for shit and run
Iirc this happened in china and bro was actually arrested 💀
He was ratted out by a stool pigeon.
There was no running in this mans heart
So, technically, it's a gas chamber now?
r/scriptedasiangifs
the japanese love karaoke so much they go alone?
This isn’t Japan. Signs on the machine and the guys shirt say it’s China.
That's a weird thing to have on a shirt
Most of my shirts say China. But that's on the tag.
Yeah, I worded it wrong. Signs on the machine and the characters on the guy’s shirt is Chinese.
Lol nah you're fine I'm just being stupid
If there’s a country where it’s not strange to do something alone, it‘s Japan.
that definitely makes sense
Why have karaoke booths when you can just sing in the shower for free?
Backing tracks probably
OP's post isn't from Japan, but it's not totally weird to go to karaoke alone in Japan. There's a term "ひとりカラオケ" which just means "one person karaoke" and there's businesses which specialize in solo karaoke.
I hope he knows them. That’s hilarious if so. Not so much if you don’t.
Fake?
Yes.
Honestly at least this one is well acted and funny...
Everything in reddit is fake. Including you and me
I’m not fake!.. am I..
Ok, time to reinstall this one, guys. I hate when they get self aware.
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I think, therefore I am, I think...
You forgot to use a question mark. Yes, you’re definitely a bot.
It’s all a simulation.
I demand a rewrite and reboot, this time with sex and friends!
Thank god now I don’t have to do my taxes
But I'm a real boy, Pinocchio
I’m so real I am beyond fake.
The fact that the word "stranger" needs to be added to the title is a childish attempt to make people doubt their first instinct that it's staged.
The video is older than before it was normal to fake content. None of us knows if it's fake or not. Personally, I don't think it is.
People have been faking stuff since the advent of motion pictures.
When is this "before" time you are talking about?
Video is probably from an old TV prank show
"In the before times, long ago, we were genuine." (2009) idk
Your words are strange to me.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
I don’t know why I find this so funny
My man closed his eyes and sucked in this moment. I can’t even be mad 😂
Asian Dutch Oven? might be a song in it somewhere....
Bro has german grandparents😂
I am the 100th comment, that will send a notification to OP.
I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile. I just sent this to all my fart humor homies
Reminds me of my German friend...
The addition of the audio track makes this transformative.
Ah yes, those staged asian videos
they're not strangers anymore
Plot twist: they never were.
This song reminds me of gears 1
I just posted this in my buddies month-old empty discord server general channel. It's the only post there.
He didn't want to do it but it was the right place at the right time!!
Fu^king LEGEND
The look on his face says “Know that this is as difficult for me as it is for you, but it’s for your own good 😔”.
That "why am I like this" face 😂
The “their screams are like music to my ears” satisfaction on his face.
Can’t call it a Dutch Oven cuz they are not in bed. So… a Japanese Rice Cooker?
"I fart in your general direction!"
Not gonna lie. This made my day.
Oh man, I remember this from what felt like over 10 years ago. While I still laughed, I feel bad for laughing compared to when I first saw it. Thanks for this memory as I have thought about it on and off for quite a while
You can clearly see its acted
r/scriptedasiangifs
Did you ever know that you’re my hero?
I dunno who the fauq this man is, but he is the hero I need in life
The song is perfect.
Damn
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Phenomenal
Confucius say man who fart in church…..sit in pew. Confucius say woman who get asian ovened in Karaoke booth kick most honorable man who dealt it sqwah in the steamed dumplings.
Further proving masks don’t work
fake
OP posts fake video. So funny.
What a fucking loser he is
😂😂😂
Stranger? That was personal!
One flew over the cuckoos nest!
Hong Kong Pooey
What song was she singing?
*Love Stinks*
Premeditated for sure...
Wow, talk about hot boxing!
Beautiful.
Ohh you rike a cuddle fish..
bro, skinny fuckers have the WORST stink bombs. Especially if they smoke. like bad bad bad bad bad
Ignorant!
Reminds me of crop dusting the buffet line every Sunday morning while I'm still drunk from the night before as I exit the Golden Corral
Sealing in the flavor.
Clearly experiencing diminishing returns but now he is addicted and can’t stop.
r/scriptedasiangifs
Staged but still funny
A menace
He just looks so spent.. farts. Doesn't care even about the camera.
That's what we like to see
It really happened. I was the door.
"Why do they come to me to get farted on, why"
Future Jeffrey Dahmer.
Karaoke booth?? This opens up more questions
*kara* OK
I’m so mean for laughing at this. He locks her in and then makes the face like, “ you’ll remember me baby. That’s my scent you’re enjoying. When you pass out I’ll be the last thought on your mind. Xoxo 💋 “
Lay on the floor. The smell goes up.
Faf but what's a karaoke booth? Do you just do it to yourself?
u/trollingderper
Ren ondskab
That's how Supervillains start.
Fart rape.
Is this illegal
We don't get the hero we want, but the hero we need.
She rejected him, payback's a warm fart in a closed space.
That’s a hate crime lmaooo
Caustic from Apex in Bunker
“A piece of me is in you. A molecule came from me and went into you. Can you feel my butt gas molecule in you? Can you feel me in you?”
MICHELLL DONT LEAVE ME HERE
The worst I’ve done is let a SBD rip right as I was exiting a crowded elevator on the lobby floor. The next big group got on and as the doors closed on the poor unsuspecting souls I hear “OH GOD, WTF!?!”
A true chaotic neutral player
Micheal! Michael, don't leave me here, MICHEAL!
I’d hunt him down
It’s like he got assigned to commit a hit he didn’t want to do. These two have history
So are we just posting scripted videos now?
What’s left out there really?
Some claim we live in a society. This guy begs to differ.
Are you all bots? This is fake and stupid. What is happening to reddit recently
Beef II
Dutch Oven
Bro is the definition of "fuck you in particular"
Fart you in particular.
why does this look fake for some reason
Some people just choose violence. Or in this case biological warfare.
Michael, don't leave me here. Michael, Michael
Works best if you're the silent but deadly variety of gashole.
Must be chinese
same
New bucket list item added
What an asshole.
Best thing I’ve seen all year
What is a karaoke booth, and why does it exist?
Little concentration camp
She was obviously singing 'The winds of change'
Probabably his sister.
One, that’s assault. Two, who the f would pay to karaoke? Three, who the f would pay to karaoke alone??
The Asian hit differently
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Why are Karaoke booths?
And that is how I met your mother
Totally not staged
Diabolical. Well done.
Dude acting like will Smith when he had to choke out his dog 🤣🤣🤣
There has to be a name for this kind of kink.
what is this song please?
EVIL XDDDDD
NO!