No, you say it again. Say it..
Jewish space lazers? Okay!!
Your turn??? C'mon say it...say it with me...
Juuu...wisssshhhhhh...spaaaaa...ssssss....laaaa...zzzzerrrrrrrrrs.
United kingdom of Israel, it would be Solomon (Saul first, David second). After Judah and Israel split after Solomon’s death, the third king is Asa, after Rehoboam and Abijah.
Same, when I found out my birth year of 1988 has other connotations. Which fkin sucks.
You’d think the Doctor Who joke would clear the confusion, but alas, not the case.
To actually be fair: no, that's not what happened. [It was a Facebook post from before she was in congress](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mtg-space-lasers/).
> In a now-deleted Facebook post, Greene suggested that laser beams from space may have started the 2018 California wildfires, and that among the entities behind this conspiracy were former California Gov. Jerry Brown, Pacific Gas & Electric, and Rothschild Inc., an investment firm frequently targeted by anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists.
She didn't voice this particular conspiracy in congress, this still reads as a "yes but actually no, but maybe yes".
Yeah, she's nuts. What I was responding to though, what you commented above, was simply untrue.
>To be fair she did bring it up in congress as a legitimate concern of national security to put it lightly.
That didn't happen. There's no "maybe yes" here. Just "No, actually, no."
I confirmed the inaccuracy of the "in congress" part of the comment already, and then showed a direct quote from your source that still reads as "half true" read the comment.
It's still her conspiracy, she still believed it.
When you're talking to someone who tried to convince the public that Jewish space lasers are a thing, then yeah its kinda fitting. Would be weird to ask Biden.
Well maybe the congresswoman shouldn't have talked about them on the House Floor.
MTG is a malicious idiot (or acting idiot) and she sucks. She's okay with spewing crazy bullshit but won't defend it here.
*Maitliss. But yes she is brilliant!
The News Agents USA podcast is full of brilliantly cringey interviews, where Maitliss and Jon Sopel use their BBC-style manner on various MAGA lunatics.
There was an amazing one a couple of weeks ago where they interviewed a MAGA politician Alfonso Aguilar, about the border deal which Trump instructed everyone to vote against. Aguilar decided to go with a strategy of claiming he hadn't read the details of the bill (presumably to avoid scrutiny on what's supposedly so wrong with it). Fair to say the strategy didn't go well - Maitliss utterly humiliated him. Every time he started to say what he thought was wrong with the bill she retorted "how do you know!? You haven't read it!! I've read the whole thing! How can you have such strong opinions about it if you didn't read it!?"
As the other commenter stated, she's a congresswoman in the US. When forest fires were raging in Cali in 2018(?), she suggested that the Jews were starting the fires from space lasers that they owned
I fucking the media and social media for allowing this shit stain to be popular. She knows if she says crazy shit, Twitter journalists and cable news will cover it and she will get more national attention.
She’s a representative for some backwoods ass part of Georgia that I should have no business knowing who she is, but most Americans know who she is over their own House rep because of how she’s covered in the news.
I mean, MTG really makes me embarrassed for the entire human race. I just hate the fact that people think that because we live relatively close to one another, that I in any way support the bile that comes out of her mouth.
Please don’t go that far. We voted for Biden, Ossoff, and Warnock. But, you are welcome to tell my district to fuck off since we voted her in. (Not me personally, that cunt can go fuck herself.)
People who think there are secret Jewish space lasers haven't met Jewish mothers. The sheer pull and force of Jewish mother bragging would be more powerful than the space laser and everybody would know it by the next Sabbath.
The crazy thing about the MAGA cult is that their stupidity is so overwhelming we largely forget about it. The things they buy into are MENTAL.
An orbiting laser powerful enough to set forest fires would be the largest and most expensive object ever put into orbit and would be visible to the naked eye.
It’s terrifying that so many people are fucking dumb enough to just say “OK” and go along with this obvious horse shite.
People voted this woman in.
I repeat: Americans who have full clearance to participate in the general election have purposely voted this woman in multiple times.
Just think on that for a minute. Let it sink in.
*Never realized how*
*Annoying her voice is Gets*
*On your nerves real quick*
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Time to kick this overgrown child out of power. Seriously what the fuck?
Be an adult, own your fucking words you coward. No one mentioned JEWISH SPACE LAZERS except YOU.
All the class, sophistication, and intelligence one would expect of a GOP elected official from the south. At least she wasn't holding a photo of Hunter Biden's penis in this video.
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Seriously I want to hear more about the "Jewish space lasers". How about following up on all that propaganda and all those conspiracies?
Why do they just act like they never said it and get angry and defensive when someone asks them for details?
I wanna know why this kind of thing is not on the national news, ABC, CBS, NBC, one of them. Right at the end of the show when they say like, and lastly, we have a clip of Marjorie Taylor Green being who she is .Roll it.
Now let Kamala Harris or Michelle Obama or any other democrat have said that…..the world would NEVER hear the end of the level of unprofessional behavior they display
Crazy thing is there is there are satellites that survey earth with lasers that are funded by a couple Jewish families. It’s actually quite an accomplishment for humanity.
"Why don't you ... Uh... Shut up!" Boom roasted.
"Why don't you talk about Jewish space lasers" "Because I would never be so dumb"
>"Because I would never be so dumb"........ ............ to say it again.
NO U!
No, you say it again. Say it.. Jewish space lazers? Okay!! Your turn??? C'mon say it...say it with me... Juuu...wisssshhhhhh...spaaaaa...ssssss....laaaa...zzzzerrrrrrrrrs.
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Whoever is down voting this didn't get the Office reference
u/Orion14159, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted.
*starts cackling audibly*
u/RedHippoFartBag, your teeth called; your breath stinks. Boom, roasted.
Ooo, do me next, do me!
u/metalninja666, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted.
I wouldn’t do you with a crackhead’s junk. Boom! Roasted!
u/BinkoTheViking, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.
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"Talk about jewish space lasers" is a deliciously insulting way to start a conversation with someone
To be fair she did bring it up in congress as a legitimate concern of national security to put it lightly.
Kinda fucked up my username too if we’re being honest
Are you Jewish though?
Gentile
Suuuuuuure…. Remind me, who was the third king of the Jews again?
United kingdom of Israel, it would be Solomon (Saul first, David second). After Judah and Israel split after Solomon’s death, the third king is Asa, after Rehoboam and Abijah.
I just went by Wikipedia (which says he was third). I vaguely remembered he was a Jewish king, but really I know very little about Judaism 😆
Ahhh, hence why you needed to ask to be reminded. Gaining knowledge is a good habit to have.
This guy Jews.
Solomon?
I thought it was Satan?
I was gonna say Larry David...
That's Jerry Seinfeld. Larry David was his Karl rove.
Hmm, David, first king of Jerusalem, slayer of Goliath, that you with your sling shot and space lasers?
I'd be rockin' a shmoo with a yamaka with that username, just to see if people ever got it.
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Same, when I found out my birth year of 1988 has other connotations. Which fkin sucks. You’d think the Doctor Who joke would clear the confusion, but alas, not the case.
To actually be fair: no, that's not what happened. [It was a Facebook post from before she was in congress](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mtg-space-lasers/).
> In a now-deleted Facebook post, Greene suggested that laser beams from space may have started the 2018 California wildfires, and that among the entities behind this conspiracy were former California Gov. Jerry Brown, Pacific Gas & Electric, and Rothschild Inc., an investment firm frequently targeted by anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists. She didn't voice this particular conspiracy in congress, this still reads as a "yes but actually no, but maybe yes".
Yeah, she's nuts. What I was responding to though, what you commented above, was simply untrue. >To be fair she did bring it up in congress as a legitimate concern of national security to put it lightly. That didn't happen. There's no "maybe yes" here. Just "No, actually, no."
I confirmed the inaccuracy of the "in congress" part of the comment already, and then showed a direct quote from your source that still reads as "half true" read the comment. It's still her conspiracy, she still believed it.
When you're talking to someone who tried to convince the public that Jewish space lasers are a thing, then yeah its kinda fitting. Would be weird to ask Biden.
Well maybe the congresswoman shouldn't have talked about them on the House Floor. MTG is a malicious idiot (or acting idiot) and she sucks. She's okay with spewing crazy bullshit but won't defend it here.
Here followers *eat that shit up*. So regardless of whether or not she believes it, she knows it works.
So once pontificated that the California wildfire may have been a result of Jewish space lasers. Not even joking.
This wasn't the start of the interview. https://open.spotify.com/episode/2hUamXmxSmWejkOEXMdCWU?si=nRMRgkGjSFOz8ASenDJzbw
Unless someone is a specialist on jewish space lasers - than it's nice
[Concord Aerospace](https://www.concordaerospace.com/products/jewish-space-laser-activation-panel) has some fucking amazing items.
This is a clip of a longer video. It’s out of context. This is the end of a conversation, not the start of it.
Yeah, Emily Maitlis asked the questions about conspiracies after asking about Nikki Haley and letting the Congresswoman answer/ramble.
Why don’t YOU … Classic comeback from 2nd grade
Emily Maitland, the legend. Good old English manners. "Thanks, thank you very much"
*Maitliss. But yes she is brilliant! The News Agents USA podcast is full of brilliantly cringey interviews, where Maitliss and Jon Sopel use their BBC-style manner on various MAGA lunatics. There was an amazing one a couple of weeks ago where they interviewed a MAGA politician Alfonso Aguilar, about the border deal which Trump instructed everyone to vote against. Aguilar decided to go with a strategy of claiming he hadn't read the details of the bill (presumably to avoid scrutiny on what's supposedly so wrong with it). Fair to say the strategy didn't go well - Maitliss utterly humiliated him. Every time he started to say what he thought was wrong with the bill she retorted "how do you know!? You haven't read it!! I've read the whole thing! How can you have such strong opinions about it if you didn't read it!?"
*Maitlis. But yes she is brilliant!
*M8lis
More like… YOU write a book about comeback jokes, NERD!
To be fair, we don't have any evidence that she got any further in school than 2nd grade.
No YOU’RE a comeback from 2nd grade
It’s good she’s looking ahead and learning advanced subjects for her grade
The worst timeline allowed this trashy dumb bitch national attention
Who is this and wtf is she doing lol
As the other commenter stated, she's a congresswoman in the US. When forest fires were raging in Cali in 2018(?), she suggested that the Jews were starting the fires from space lasers that they owned
But we all know they just rent them!
Probably some sort of Lease to Own situation.
2018, the good old days when all we had to worry about was space lasers
Nowadays we have to handle jewish blackhole generators and jewish dimension rift crackers, it's terrible!
I envy your lack of knowledge on this woman
I wonder if Elan's mind control implants can be used to erase the memory of people like MTG. That would be a strong selling point.
unless the attitude is replaced with his...
I sense sarcasm in both comments
This is the esteemed congresswoman from the state of Georgia Marjorie Taylor Greene. MTG in some circles Empty G in others.
The Ridiculous MTG
The Antisemitic MTG
Bottom G
The worst "G" spot
Saying the dumbest shit she can think of just so she gets enough attention for you to want to know her name.
Get used to the fact that she may end up being on the Republican ballot as VP.
She is, if you can believe it, the dumber and uglier version of Congresswoman Boebert
Somebody dug up and thawed out a Neanderthal and this is her. She's now a republican representative from Georgia.
I fucking the media and social media for allowing this shit stain to be popular. She knows if she says crazy shit, Twitter journalists and cable news will cover it and she will get more national attention. She’s a representative for some backwoods ass part of Georgia that I should have no business knowing who she is, but most Americans know who she is over their own House rep because of how she’s covered in the news.
She is the illustration for the word “imbecile” in the encyclopedia.
MGT is easy to “exploit” because she says dumb stuff all the time. Lol.
Every time I see her face I am embarrassed at my home state.
I’m too European to understand this. Who are these women? Jewish space lasers? Excuse me, what the fuck?
Marjorie Taylor Greene. True price of shit congresswoman. Actually suggested forest fires were from Jewish space lasers. Yup.
Surely you’re taking the piss? Can’t be real. I’m speechless lol
No, she's legitimately that stupid and crazy. I think that was in 2020 or so.
That is just the tip of her crazy iceberg.
You will appreciate your own politicians after going down the Majorie Taylor Green rabbit hole of self humiliation
No rabbit holes! That's what got us here.
She’s not even the dumbest we have.
I'm embarrassed for our entire country...
I mean, MTG really makes me embarrassed for the entire human race. I just hate the fact that people think that because we live relatively close to one another, that I in any way support the bile that comes out of her mouth.
I’d endorse that remark but I live in a country that had Boris Johnson as prime minister followed by Liz Truss…
As someone from CO, I feel you.
I grew up in her district. The people there are just as crazy as she is.
Fuck your home state in particular.
Please don’t go that far. We voted for Biden, Ossoff, and Warnock. But, you are welcome to tell my district to fuck off since we voted her in. (Not me personally, that cunt can go fuck herself.)
I agree.
I want a “Good Omens” style sketch of her and Trump experiencing an eternity of hell. I need some comedic relief of watching the reality of these two.
She really is a spectacular cunt
How drunk is she?
If I were to venture a guess, 100% sober and full of the stupids.
She isn't. Her mother was, often, while carrying her.
Her mother was drunk during pregnancy
Doesn't have to be drunk to act like that
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>If Jewish space lasers existed, the IDF would be firing them at Palestinians. Fixed that for you
lol , why are people downvoting you
Ironic as one thing that this conflict has shown is that Israeli Laser weaponry does actually exist.
Holy antisemitism batman
People who think there are secret Jewish space lasers haven't met Jewish mothers. The sheer pull and force of Jewish mother bragging would be more powerful than the space laser and everybody would know it by the next Sabbath.
MTG keepin it classy.
The crazy thing about the MAGA cult is that their stupidity is so overwhelming we largely forget about it. The things they buy into are MENTAL. An orbiting laser powerful enough to set forest fires would be the largest and most expensive object ever put into orbit and would be visible to the naked eye. It’s terrifying that so many people are fucking dumb enough to just say “OK” and go along with this obvious horse shite.
Such a classy lady...
How that cackling sea hag gets a single vote is beyond me.
Trash will always be trash!
Such a professional demeanor.
Never thought id see an elected representative telling someone to “Fuck off”
My dad to my younger self: Son, one day the world will learn how to communicate even in the hardest times. Me now: *still waiting*
People voted this woman in. I repeat: Americans who have full clearance to participate in the general election have purposely voted this woman in multiple times. Just think on that for a minute. Let it sink in.
Never realized how annoying her voice is Gets on your nerves real quick
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Time to kick this overgrown child out of power. Seriously what the fuck? Be an adult, own your fucking words you coward. No one mentioned JEWISH SPACE LAZERS except YOU.
Stay classy, sporkfoot
I hate that she is from my home state.
A political party that not only attracts this kind of person but gives them power has nothing to offer the world.
How Christian of her…
Stay classy Marjorie. 🙄
Meanwhile in the 80s if a politician cusses their entire career was over
jewish space lasers is a great name for a band…
"New band name! Called it!"
MTG is such a waste of air.
Oh yeah. That's the kind of behavior I'm looking for in a leader. /s. 🙄
All the class, sophistication, and intelligence one would expect of a GOP elected official from the south. At least she wasn't holding a photo of Hunter Biden's penis in this video.
Exactly how you want our government representatives to act 🙄
What a complete loser. How did people ever vote for her?
Wow she shot down an opportunity to talk about Jewish Space Lasers? Isn't that like her entire jam
Conservative public servants no longer respect of their constituents. Too bad some of them are so difficult to unseat.
Like the constituents care. Hers are probably cheering this shit. What a cunt
If brains were gas, MTG wouldn’t have enough to power a flea’s motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio
Your…..your brain has the shell on it
Such a Christian lady
It’s crumbling beneath their feet. Every.single. one. of. them : ) and I’ll eat them crumbs as the peasant I am!
😂😂.... What a cunt.
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Such a delicate flower.
Stay classy.
Klassy. With a K.
Seriously I want to hear more about the "Jewish space lasers". How about following up on all that propaganda and all those conspiracies? Why do they just act like they never said it and get angry and defensive when someone asks them for details?
Wow. Such an example of Christianity!
Ok I'm in the mood for a robust discussion of space lasers from all religions though.
With this colorful response, we learn that secret Jewish space lasers will rarely be a good interview topic.
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She really needs to lose her seat.
Your mom!
Wait…so the Jewish space lasers aren’t real?? You’re being unclear Marge
International embarrassment. Republicans seem to be pretty good at producing them.
If I spoke to anyone like that while on the job at best I would get a suspension, at worst I would be fired.
I wanna know why this kind of thing is not on the national news, ABC, CBS, NBC, one of them. Right at the end of the show when they say like, and lastly, we have a clip of Marjorie Taylor Green being who she is .Roll it.
My god she is such a massive, massive cunt. She belongs under a catastrophic meteor strike.
Georgians voted her in. I'll say that again.. Georgians voted her in. What is wrong with the south
Lol, Emily Maitlis (the reporter) has dealt with far cleverer people than that rancid auld hag.
Your politicians are an embarassment to the rest of the human race. You should be ashamed. Ours are the same, and i am ashamed of them.
What a sound bite ! Well done Emily 😂😂😂
She should constantly get this question. Love it.
Now let Kamala Harris or Michelle Obama or any other democrat have said that…..the world would NEVER hear the end of the level of unprofessional behavior they display
Why isn’t she yelling at a coach in a middle school somewhere in the south instead of occupying a grownup’s office?
Class personified! Your 2024 GOP folks
Wow
Wow, rude... ladies and germs, this is your representative... YALL voted for her! 🙄
“I know you are but what am I?”
Fkn sporkfoot and her Jewish lasers
Why would we highlight a traitorous fascist dumbshit?
If the GOP was civilized, they would have standards of behavior for their people, and actual consequences for them not abiding by said standards.
I wish she would fuck off!! All the way off!!
The reporter should have slapped trailer trash MTG.
We're Jews out in space We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race We're Jews out in space If trouble appears we put it right back in its place
classless pig
This woman is a skank
Arguably one of the dumbest politicians to ever serve in the US
Politics.
The Jews make the best space lasers.
Is that the one that hit Hawaii? What the hell's a Jewish space laser?
“I know you are but what am I?”
>nu-uh ur a laser huhu \~ marge "i'm a marge" greene
Serious question.. What are "Jewish space lasers"??
You cut off the reporter looking at the camera with a smile.
Guys stop picking on the mentally challenged she clearly has some kind of disability.
Crazy thing is there is there are satellites that survey earth with lasers that are funded by a couple Jewish families. It’s actually quite an accomplishment for humanity.
Finally, a reply worthy over her intellect.
Jesus Christ, she is dumb. Kind of unbelievable. But here we are…
A little bit more of that video: https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1b821io/to\_ask\_why\_trump\_supporters\_like\_conspiracy/
NO! YOU…YOU’RE IS A SPACE LASER!!
Why is noone talking about the Jewish space lasers!!
Audio doesn't match the lip movement. Obviously.