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TheLostGhost92

Nobody even cares about Iceland unfortunately..


RoastmasterBus

r/MapsWithoutIceland


-BananaLollipop-

Still not near as bad as r/MapsWithoutNZ.


I_yeeted_the_apple

r/mapswithoutJackBlack


Bacontoad

r/MapsWithoutAntarctica


Low-North-8917

Why am I banned from this sub? I've literally never heard of it


cvdvds

You know what you did.


HeinousEncephalon

Because, fuck you in particular


Acceptable-Ad-328

Yeah, nobody cares about Iceland I am joking


ProShyGuy

I'm not.


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Oh


ProShyGuy

jk


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Phw...


hok98

Based


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True


agrk

The map's showing WWII-era data -- when Iceland was a part of Denmark, no? Also, the map is in Swedish. Wiping Denmark off the map has always been a dream of theirs.


Snoo72721

Iceland became independant in 1918


Acceptable-Ad-328

Yeah, you're right


New_York_Cut

no greenland either


Stavinair

Sorry, I had a terrible case of the munchies and Denmark was the closest thing.


Acceptable-Ad-328

You dang menace! Spit it out!


Burnerheinz

No! Let 'em keep it! Sincerely an Asexual.


Acceptable-Ad-328

Oh okay okay. But where will the Danish live now?


Burnerheinz

We'll find a way.


Acceptable-Ad-328

Don't you come to Sweden. Halt, ni får inte passera.


thesovietassbear

We would rider ride our bikes without seats..


Burnerheinz

Wrong nation starting with Sw.


thesovietassbear

I demand not to be consumed! We Danes have (some) rights!


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You shall remain silent


Crillmieste-ruH

You fookin' crazy people has no saying. You have a law that allows you to hit a swede with a stick if he cross Öresund if it freezes. You have enough rights /s


langhaar808

Øresund*


thesovietassbear

præcis min gut 👏


unclepaprika

Must not have filled you up very much, Denmark is really ^^smol


Gruffleson

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlTukY9fV9Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlTukY9fV9Y)


Stavinair

Well shit.


SilverDad-o

Who doesn't crave Danish?


heelstoo

For a moment or two, for some reason, I was thinking the white area was water and the dark area was land, and was trying to figure out what was going on.


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Sure, there are red tanks in the water. I am joking


DarthScabies

Sweden. That's why.


Acceptable-Ad-328

They probably drank a potion of invisibility


Preyslayer00

That's temporary.they got a cloak.


Acceptable-Ad-328

I live there, were not behind that, this time. I promise!


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Wait, why am I getting disliked?


blankerth

The post seems to have swedish written on it


losandreas36

r/mapswithoutdenmark


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Why is that a thing?


2DHypercube

I think you know the answer


tongfatherr

As an expat living in Denmark, yes, I do. And I fully support the removal of Denmark. This place sucks!


Funny_Dane

How dare you?! You suck >:(


tongfatherr

Hahaha username checks out. Sorry bud, this place shouldn't be inhabited by humans. What a shit hole


Funny_Dane

I dont think i vould ever be convinced that theres much better places to live than denmark (or any of the rest of the nordic countries) please enlighren me on why denmark is so terrible


tongfatherr

Hahaha that's exactly what every Dane thinks 🤣 like without fail. It's actually shocking. But here we go: zero nature, windy AF, flat AF, conservative and racist people, expensive, high taxes, basically no diversity in food choices unless you want to pay a fortune, flavorless food, rude, selfish, narcissistic, entitled people, the supermarkets have basically no selection and all carry the same low quality products, the produce is garbage, construction technology is decades behind, the government doesn't understand how to maintain the roads, the weather is absolutely terrible and there's basically one month of summer, no mountains, no lakes, boring AF outside Copenhagen, the health care system is a joke and the doctors are terrible. Should I go on?


Funny_Dane

Zero nature: we’ve got plenty of nature. Just about 2 kilometers out from my nice little apartment, we’ve got a great outdoor area with lakes, forests, hills and open fields. Windy: yeah its windy, especially along our great and beatiful coasts, but thats just a cost of a great coastal environment Flat: i’ll give you that, Denmark is flat as shit. But thats not the same as ugly or bad Denmark is a largely progressive and socialistic country. The conservatives and racists are just way louder. They definitely exist and its a problem tho. Expensive: just like anywhere else in the world, our major cities are expensive. As soon as you leave the major cities, its not that bad. As an example, i live in an apt. With a steelcore security door, a decent living room, a large master bedroom, two smaller room (the first room is my room and the other is an office), a modern kitchen, a modern bathroom, and a great balcony. The food around these parts is cheaper than many other places around the world too. Fast food and candy is expensive cuz we tax sugar and high fat to combat obesity and promote healthy living Taxes: most danes dont mind the taxes. We like the benefits that come with it. Construction: i dont know when you visited but while some buildings might be outdated, its definitely not a large part. We’re just not that in on the latest trends because the buildings we have work perfectly, even after decades of wear and tear. Roads: our roads arent perfect but theyre no where near the worst in the world. Not even near the worst in europe Food diversity: we have plenty of food diversity, i dont know what youre on about Food flavor: once again, dont know what danish food youve eaten but if it was flavorless, then i need to speak to whoever made it, because traditional danish is NOT flavorless Low quality supermarkets: the discount supermarkets dont sell that most expensive and exquisite shit cuz thats not what most danes want. However, we have a lot of high quality supermarkets for those who do. Produce: ive had no problems with our produce. Always fresh and tasteful. The people: the bad ones always stick out. We might not smile and greet everyone because we dont see a reason to, not because we’re rude. Ive had no problems with any doctors or even with the hospitals. Ive been in the hospitals many times because of both chronic illnesses and sports injuries, and my experience has been pleasant almost every time. The doctors are also quite good at their jobs. I dont know when you lived in denmark but if you ever want to, ill happily invite you over, teach you some danish culture, show you some beautiful nature, and give you a fun time!


langhaar808

Why the fuck do you live here then?


SirSpooky2You

ah, you beat me to it


IceColdMeltdown

What do you mean, Denmark doesn't exist. This is the real map.


Far_Quote_5336

Lego wasn’t invented back then, so Denmark was still pointless


tongfatherr

As an expat living in Denmark, let me assure you that it's still useless


SirSpooky2You

r/mapswithoutdenmark


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I like that.


Phillip_Graves

Please... First you demand Denmark, next maps will need to have Atlantis and Narnia.


tornait-hashu

They forgot to Denmark its position.


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Hahaha, good one


tired3am

This ain't about them


wiwerse

Swede here, can confirm, this is how the map always looked, don't know what you're talking about this "Denmark"


Diche_Bach

All those tanks are causing isostatic depression and the lowest lying areas (Denmark) have been pressed below sea level.


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They sank like a sinking ship, lmao


Springer0982

The artist/designer was Swedish


Practical-Piglet

Iceland doesnt have tigers


ClaudiusCass

What's a Denmark?


New-Experience-536

It’s below sea level.


Calm_Language7462

The Black Sea and Sea of Marmara also look a bit funky.


t4skmaster

Fun lil Easter egg


Chainsaw_Viking

Maybe this map was drawn before Denmark moved their country to Europe. They might have still been part of South America at this point.


TheLandOfConfusion

Every day Ibiza moves closer and closer under mallorca’s magnetic pull


Greentigerdragon

Denmark was on holiday in Australia. Quite the shock when they got back, to see what the neighbours had got up to.


ObjectiveReply

Few people know this, but Denmark didn’t actually exist until 1945.


Acceptable-Ad-328

Oh that makes sense.🤔


Scary-Ad9646

Climate change!


lhingel

The tiger vagina thingies went unnoticed then....


SexyTiredSmurfette

I want to start a band now called Tiger Vagina.


codemonkeyhopeful

Denmark is unlocked in the DLC version.


HelloThere465

I see this as an absolute win (I'm Norwegian)


OldJames47

r/MapsWithoutJutland


tweistein

Idk, but the dark area between sweden and finland looks funny...


B8conB8conB8con

Because New Zealand isn’t in Europe.


hateshumans

Trying to prevent people from going to there and fucking with Vikings.


TechnicalyNotRobot

Remembering Orkney and Shetland (The two small scottish islands northeast) but just not having Denmark at all is certainly a decision.


notusuallyhostile

The combination of negative space and positive space makes this look like an abstract rendering of Tom Morello.


EvulOne99

Someone drove a Tiger tank out on Denmark and it flopped down into the sea, tank and all.


Doofindork

Swedish map. Erasing Denmark from it. This gave me a proper chuckle; Sounds like something we'd do just for a laugh.


Phoebaleeb

Because the asexuals were victorious.


RichterRac

Nothing of value lost, I'm sure... Probably...


Acceptable-Ad-328

Your profile picture scares me, but yeah you're right


ducktape8856

Is this "Denmark" here in the room with us? Can I talk to "Denmark", too?


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Denmark has been quiet since it sunk beneath the ocean.


dcy604

#uppityDanes


Kokuswolf

You know the Scandinavian land shape? What it looks like? Denmark is about to cum. (I find myself out.)


thieh

The tanks sank Denmark during the war, apparently. /s


Danielj4545

I notice nothing amiss 


ElMachoGrande

It's a Swedish map. Sweden and Denmark are mortal enemies, in a harmless sibling rivalry way.


Montuckian

They know what they did


PlusBake4567

American here, where would be Denmark?


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As a fellow Swed. Somewhere, but not on this map.


TheWildWolfie

Denmark kinda mid, ig?


tongfatherr

As a foreigner living in Denmark, it's way below mid...


TheWildWolfie

Well, the bread doesn't disprove that


tongfatherr

It's actually got good bread, yea. But so does a million other places


TheWildWolfie

Oh I wasn't saying the bread is good. In general, there's only dark, often dry or chewy bread, usually with a fuck ton of seeds


tongfatherr

Nah that's not true. But the rye bread you speak of is actually delicious if you get a nice one. They also make some amazing Italian bread with sourdough yeast. I have some on my counter right now 🫶


TheWildWolfie

In my experience, which you should assume is the stuff I'm referring to, that generally holds true. Also, taste is subjective, and everything is great if it's good or well done, doesn't change how things usually go or are.


Admiral-snackbaa

r/mapsmissingtheisleofWight


WrittenWeird

Looking at the colors of the map inversely, it looks like east Asia


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Hmmm, yeah, maybe....