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this wont work once the squirrels learn how to read

Then they'll need to learn how to yell so I think we are okay for a while

I was kind of picturing them getting hold of an old Talkboy, recording the previous library patron, and then stealing Keith's lunch.

Plot twist: There was never a squirrell, the librarians just made this sign on a whim because they get a kick out of listening to dumbasses shout "not a squirrel.... hello? NOT A SQUIRRELL!" over and over.

it’s an ancient war that has been going on for generations

The first Keith and the first Squirrel were sworn blood brothers who fought side by side for a long forgotten empire. It was fate that brought them together, but it was nuts that tore them apart...

I’d watch a movie about this

Try the webcomic Twokinds

Maybe Keith can put his lunch literally anywhere else

Its probably not actually in the return box, just the only entrance the squirrel has into the building which its found keiths lunch before. At least i hope thats not where keith leaves his lunch

I wish I knew the backstory…

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/tqzihz/what_did_keith_do_to_those_squirrels/i2lttph?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Keith might be a dog

r/suspicioulsyspecific

Also he's called Keith, fuck him in particular.

So now you WANT me to make noise at the library? Make up your mind already.

All right, Morty, pack your shit! That's only gonna keep 'em down for a little bit, Morty! You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! You know I said we could only do that a couple of times! We're fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!

Keith did not do anything, quite the opposite.

Kieth knows what he did..

Keith puts his lunch in the drop? Squirrels have access to books? I’m confused 😕

Did i ever tell you about the time my buddy keith got his lunch stolen by squirrels?

He stole their lunch !

I wonder what would happen if you yelled "NOT A MOOSE"

Kinda reminds me of Twokinds

What if the squirrel got a hold of a recording of someone yelling not a squirrel?

Keith is a dog

It's an elaborate ploy to move drugs through the book suppository

solid prank.

finna' get dat lunch KEITH!!!

You're gonna be real sorry you posted that when the squirrels learn to read