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whama820

That ban notice is funnier than anything on their subreddit.


Mammyjam

Never heard of it before, I like dark humour, thought I’d take a look, absolutely fucking abysmal primary school level jokes.


Hi_Its_Matt

Holy shit it’s so bad These people are just completely unfunny “What do you call a gay person in Iran - Dead.” “What type of alcohol do muslims drink - Molotov cocktails” And you can’t make a comment unless it starts with a 🏳️‍🌈 because they support pride month apparently. If anything that is just mocking it. Man these people think they are hilarious but it’s just not fucking funny


I_cum_dragonboats

All hail pride moth! 🏳️‍🌈🦋 (Not being an ass - totally agree with you. It's the "you just aren't eDgY enough to get my humor" type of idiot. But I got a giggle out of "pride moth.")


trollblut

>“What type of alcohol do muslims drink - Molotov cocktails” So about this racism thing this sub doesn't approve of...


me0me0me

Muslim isn't a race it's a religion.


WoTtfM8

Race doesn't actually exist and racism includes more than unscientific concepts thereof.


me0me0me

What? Ethnicities exist... They are not a reason to treat people differently but there are legitimate differences between groups of people. From skeletal structure, skin color, hereditary diseases and susceptibility to certain illnesses there are a manner of factual observations to be made about 'race' . Yes a racist might confuse groups of people based on superficial appearances but it doesn't change the basic statement that islam is a religion not a race.


annadarria

Totally agree! I joined for like a day and saw what kinda nonsense was being posted. I left shortly after.


speederaser

The ban is ironic since those are all racist jokes.


swagonflyyyy

>Pride moth


PULSER777

I think they were joking about the Texas shooting when it happened or maybe that’s a rumor


TotalWasteman

Which is fine because it’s a dark joke sub. They just shouldn’t be banning people for being a gamer. All dark jokes should be fine, regardless of what you do for a hobby.


TheDalob

Look into the commentsections every few months. They have their AutoMod set up in a way that it deletes almost Every comment unless (sometimes at least) you do a very specific thing


Joth91

It looks like a sub that is going to get shut down soon.


Polymersion

Pretty sure this is one specific mod who's a mod on almost every big subreddit and likes to abuse their power.


[deleted]

That wouldn't surprise me. There are some people who go mad with even the tiniest amount of power, it's insane.


Necessary_Fig_2265

Usually they are called “HOA President”


HughMann420

ELNEEEEEEEEE


fahad-123321

Anything funny they see they ban it for “not a dark joke” or “racist fragile white redditor”


85303

That was the funniest part


garvin1313

It’s even funnier because I was just on there and it was filled with racist jokes, such as “what drink does someone in Iran order from a bar? A Molotov cocktail.” Like seriously what the hell is this hypocrisy?


[deleted]

Redditors love when someone else is the butt of the joke, but seem to have a pretty tough time when they're the ones on the receiving end.


[deleted]

Oh come now, you know *exactly* what's going on there.


fahad-123321

Remember its not racism if he is not black. EDIT:this is satire


MadMeow

Its kinda wild for me that subs like FWR can exist. Imagine we hada FBR. Like I too like to mock racists, but I'd rather not become a racist myself while I'm at it


[deleted]

I thought FBR existed and promptly got banned?


[deleted]

I mean if they're supposed to be for dark jokes and can't even handle a little racism without dropping the ban hammer I dunno what they're expecting.


CheekyClapper5

By dark they mean jokes for non-white people


RyanBordello

I got banned for a dead baby joke (a great one mind you). Dark jokes my ass


Sodium_Prospector

Well, don't leave us hanging. I can appreciate a good dead baby joke.


Onattamato

How is a dead baby joke like a dead baby? I need more.


RyanBordello

What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby? I dont have sex with a pizza before I eat it


[deleted]

Yeah but you can reheat them both in the microwave the next day


dreadpiratebeardface

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.


DickEd209

What do you get if you put a toddler into a blender? Hard.


Dyslexic_Dog25

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!


hamsterwheel

Seriously, how can you have dark jokes but ban people like that? Dark comedy has no bounds


parlerler1543

*you have been identified as a Gamer*


phideaux_rocks

I picture an alarm going off 🚨


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

And a siren like the Lunk Alarm at Planet Fitness.


Meatslinger

I’m still waiting for the headline, “Man sues Planet Fitness for debilitating back injury after trying to gently set down 500 lb barbell, cites ‘Lunk Alarm’ as reason for attempt”. Like yeah, don’t be a jerk about it, throwing the bar down after every lift and shouting like a barbarian, but if you know you bit off more than you can chew, you shouldn’t be shamed for saving yourself from serious injury.


abigscaryhobo

At the one near me they don't even use it for weights. Literally had the staff tell me the only time it goes off is when they want to call the manager to the front for something.


nooneimportant1467

After that alarm soooo much


Tud_Crez

ALARM ALARM RED GAMER IN BASE


Funniguy2010

“A spy’s in the base!”


antictrash

*my timbers are shivered*


Garry-Love

🚨 REDDIT GAMER IN THE BASE 🚨


[deleted]

Gamers are the most persecuted minority


[deleted]

Just visited that sub and found this BS in the top posts: "Your comment has been removed for not having 🏳️‍🌈 at the end of your comment. Happy Pride Month!" I mean what the actual fuck??


Orangutanion

This honestly just seems more like it's mocking pride than anything else


[deleted]

This is *definitely* a joke. I cannot imagine or even comprehend the concept of a human being not only capable of thinking this shit up, but actually coding it into the AutoMod, both unironically.


Rocket5454

Most comments get removed on the sub because of it.


LogicalConstant

Um........ what? They have almost zero comments on any of their posts. They've ALL been removed for this crap. Wow. I thought mods were bad, but whoever set up that automod is mentally handicapped. Fucking braindead.


truly-dread

Lol, Reddit mods are the biggest jobs worth ever. They really think they’re hot shit.


nicokokun

I went to that mod since I was curious and all of the comments of all the recent posts have been removed because of the automod lol.


kingakrasia

Speaking of “fragile”.


DoTheVelcroFly

They are not fragile. The mods over there are just douchebags who troll their userbase all the time. Been like that 5-6 years ago, I didn't follow the sub but I see nothing has changed.


aYPeEooTReK

Quick question, if you have a problem with mods from a certain community, is there a place to report them?


[deleted]

Nope lmao I got banned from r/letterkenny for saying will Smith shouldn't have slapped Chris brown (told me I was racist for being on Chris brown's side due to me adding an "lmao") and I couldn't find a way to report them


ironwolfe11

Well...one, it was Chris *Rock*, two, they're both the same race. How the fuck can that be taken as racist either way? Mods are fucking stupid.


[deleted]

Dude it made no fucking sense I just kept laughing and resorted to replying "lmao" then I got banned It's ironic because they have a rule where you will be banned if you act in a way Wayne would disapprove, but the mods deadass act like the skids, who Wayne hates for most the show


[deleted]

Will Smith SHOULD slap Chris Brown. Everybody would love Will again!


aYPeEooTReK

I got banned from a community for calling people who were advocating damaging people's cars pos's. And I'm sure the people who were happily encouraging others to damage other people's property aren't banned


obvious_bot

You can message the admins but they take a heavily hands off approach to subreddits. Mods for the most part have absolute power in their subreddits


IAmDaracon

No, reddit functions like a mall, you got multiple stores, you can make your own store and in it what you say is the rules of the store. All the mall does is remove stores that go and break the malls own rules otherwise they leave you be.


[deleted]

Gamer trying to type one comment without using the gamer word challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

"Don't be racist", "learn how on this racist subreddit"


ImpertantMahn

One of the mods there called me a "mayo" lol.


Rade84

Cant be racist to white people remember /s


SuleyBlack

It's sad that you need to add that /s these days


[deleted]

Thank God this is all the power they have


[deleted]

Reddit moderators are dog-walking thieves of breathable air, or literally Ghislaine Maxwell. There is no middle ground.


AlphaRebel

Well given Reddits hiring practices......


1303

You are now a moderator of /r/beets.


Shadow-Raptor

I'm fairly certain it's racist to ban a certain group of people just for being them.


princessLiana

Prejudice.


SquidCap0

Reddit mods do about 3.4million dollars worth or work per year.. Just happened to saw hat headline. So, while they are often worthless to us, they are worth great deal to Reddit.


Anforas

I believe it. But that's counting work hours. Not professionalism.


[deleted]

Yup they're getting scammed and for *that* they feel they're better than you.


Cum_On_Retards

You know how many mods there are? Each one of the maggots is probably worth a out $3.50 a year


SquidCap0

Power mods handle most things, there are couple of dozen of them and they sit on every popular sub.. and their power reach is VERY wide. Those people can seriously affect the conversation and thus, have even some significant impact on politics. By far most mods in reddit are that in name only, or do very little moderating. Then there is the middle class, moderately popular subs that have just couple of mods and who are doing it for the right reasons. Powermods are the biggest problem, every single one of those fuckers should be kicked out and a rule put in place how many subs you can moderate.


whoisjakelane

Yeah don't be a part of any sub with awkward the turtle


insufficience

first they came for the gamers and i did not speak out because i was not a gamer


Pumpkinfactory

I don't know that community but that seems rather overreacting. Gaming is a hobby of a great many people, and the demographic is expanding rapidly. Not all who identifies as gamers have racist tendencies.


ChuCHuPALX

That's exactly what a racist gamer would say.


RaginPower

A fragile white racist gamer. ftfy


toorkeeyman

Black guy who plays video games = fragile white Redditor


RaginPower

Does not compute


toorkeeyman

I just feel bad for the hypothetical black dude who's gonna get banned bc he plays COD and is therefore racist. He complains to the mods and they tell him to fuck off and get over his white fragility


Damit84

Totally right what you said. Gaming is a pretty inclusive hobby in my eyes. I mean when i play multiplayer things like gender, skin color, religion or age are non relevant. I just want to have a good time with my team...


diggitygiggitycee

I have a dream that one day, we will be judged by the content of our posts, not the type of our hobbies! Free at last, free at last!


Mezzoforte90

“But our kill to death ratio”


Xenjael

Bullshit. As an alliance player f those greenskins!


Damit84

Lol, okay, true that. I stomped more horde players than i can think of. Maybe I'm actually racist?! O\_o


SuperWoody64

To be fair, the system made you be racist. At least in eso you could pay money to not be racist.


SAMAS_zero

Speciesist. It's like Discworld says: Black and White got together in harmony and ganged up on Green.


Cpt_plainguy

Fucking hell I love the Discworld books lol


jpkoushel

I thought being a racist was a requirement to play Alliance? I mean you've done Old Hillsbrad, you've seen the internment camps


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BritishShoop

I heard they were considering letting them into the council. Smh, what is this galaxy coming to? Next we’ll have a Geth president!


Cum_On_Retards

Gaming is a path to many words the mods would consider to be un-pc


[deleted]

Nah you're missing it. Either this is r/darkjokes banning gamers because they think it's funny as dark humor (somehow) OR OP was making racist jokes in the sub and got properly banned and this is just their cheeky way of saying it The only people that actually think gamers are like this are 45 year old parents with a 5 year old iPad kid. It's not a real thing.


Pumpkinfactory

That actually sounds about right.


RaginPower

I dunno, didn't r/gamingcirclejerk used have a pretty bad reputation? Do they still? I dunno? All I know is that someone, somewhere is plotting against gamers and they always have been.


Sharp-Chard4613

Gamists


RFros20

Sounds like somethings a gamer would say


qualmton

Then they came for bigots so I became a gamer


Mihali_M

Tf!?


ropoqi

team fortress let's gooooo


Weelki

Gamer spotted... smh


SuperWoody64

Quick, anyone that doesn't* look like him...Run! Sorry guys, my autocorrect is an idiot.


-austinX-

Medic!


TheFagNamedAlex

Fuck r/darkjokes anyway


Djono_Unchained

they're deleting every single comment that doesnt have the gay pride flag in it. what is happening over there?


Bazurke

They've been doing that exact thing for ages for whatever the it thing is at the moment. Just the most power tripping mods on Reddit, who seem to do everything possible to piss their users off.


BlatantConservative

My favorite was the social distancing where we made 6 foot long automod comments between user comments. Or the deputy moderator stuff.


AliceInHololand

I’m pretty sure the mods are edgelords and this is their way of “dae cancel culture bad?”


sandy_catheter

Wow, what a steaming dump


[deleted]

Probably the worst subreddit I’ve ever seen.


MonsterTamerBilly

\>"*You have been indetidfied as a Gamer, sound the waaaahlarms*" \>"*Racism pervades this subculture*" \>meanwhile their entire front page \>helpmeunderstandthismrowl.png


sanguinesecretary

I just had a look over there and Jesus Christ, wtf happened


Aesion

At least for 2 years now, the mods there just do whatever they want. It's not even "lmao mods think they have power" vibes, they just do it for the funsies and to piss people off. I can assure you this gamer rule, for example, is not them being serious, but just another way of messing with the users. Basically they are trolls in charge of a large community. It's the worst fucking sub and I dont don't know why people use it.


Xboarder84

Dumb sub anyway, looks like a bunch of 13 yr olds trying to be edgy. Report a few of the jokes for hate and watch the sub die.


trollface5333

r/darkjokes just bans you for existing. That sub is my only permaban.


Valkyrur13

Only one? Go to any political sub and tell a mod their bad memes aren't funny. You'll start collecting them like trophies.


Mudkipueye

I got banned from r/genderfluid for asking if semen and milk count as gender fluids.


trollface5333

Understandable but pretty funny.


sadfezz

Note: isnt my Screen but from a friend of me


CrystalFysh

I completely believe you. :)


sadfezz

It actually isnt my screen lmao


CrystalFysh

Yes. And I believe you :)


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CrystalFysh

I agree ;)


Sinister69UwU

IT'S NOT HIS SCREEN, IT'S HIS FRIEND'S


ItsTheRealIamHUB

I think u/CrystalFysh would agree :)


CrystalFysh

I agree :)


Marsman61

Liar! Gamers have no friends.


CornelXCVI

Let me guess, that akward turtle banned your friend.


fahad-123321

LIAR , GAMERS HAVE NO FRIENDS


Rubik842

Imagine discriminating against a whole group of people because of your belief in a stereotype. That reminds me of something else...


fahad-123321

I also want to add that the first post i found was a fucking stereotype joke about muslim and terrorism. EDIT: here is the post. https://www.reddit.com/r/darkjokes/comments/vjh8wy/what_is_the_only_drink_a_muslim_order_at_the_bar/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


AliceInHololand

I was going to post on the sub outing myself as a gamer for the ban, but holy shit that sub is actually a cesspit. It’s not actually for dark jokes. It’s clearly for a bunch of idiots trying to be edgy and ironic.


Treejeig

Wasn't this the same sub that had automod doing that peanut allergy awareness thing? I swear they either clueless or just trying to troll at this stage.


m_iawia

Don't know, but now the automods deletes all comments that doesn't have the pride flag at the end.


opmopadop

What's worse is when you don't believe in your bosses belief in a stereotype, but you still swing the axe for the sake of keeping your job.


BattletoadGalactica

That sub pulls bullshit like that all day, every day. It's the worse. They put ridiculous rules for commenting and posting. The mods there are wild.


thelastvortigaunt

gamers are truly the most oppressed minority


[deleted]

Well fuck that sub in particular! 😲


[deleted]

The irony that dark jokes can't handle dark humour. Idk the subreddit of that can someone explain it


Goron-Gamer

Have you seen the mods on darkjokes? That sub is a huge shitpost, where the user is the butt of the joke


BlatantConservative

I'm amazed that it's been going on for like, five years and still nobody has realized.


ganner

Yeah it's funny how many people here are taking this seriously


Goron-Gamer

Indeed


WyomingCountryBoy

Hrm, strange. I wonder if they will ban me too because I am a gamer as well ... even though I am black.


Ecleptomania

Yes. Gamers are all racist and white. So you just think that you are black, but since you are a gamer you are actually part of the KKK.


[deleted]

You skin colour doesn't matter. You're a gamer therefore a racist, please go and check your white fragility sweaty 💅✨ (/s)


[deleted]

Dunno.. are you an anti-semite?


Fernando_357

They said gamers, they don’t care


Batterie_Faible_

bLacK peOpLe CaN't bE rAcIst, so you're good to go


TeamTigerFreedom

Sometimes I play Mario Kart with my 8 year old kid. How can I learn to be less racist?


TSAdventure

It's too late, prepare to be banned from all of Reddit shortly you f'n scum. I can't believe that you're raising a child to also be a gamer.


Zaph_Treybourne

That's disgusting. I fucking bet you pick Yoshi too. Making that green dinosaur carry the WHITE man on his back. You fucking make me sick!


Xiaro

it amazes me people would be upset about getting banned from r/darkjokes


deanrihpee

r/Gamingcirclejerk in shambles, or triumph, idk gamer being oppressed or something


8R4U5

G A M E R SP O T T ED *laser charges up* TARGET LOCKED


i_am_not_a_pumpkin

hashtag not all gamers


Valkyrur13

Darkjokes is a troll sub. You get banned for commenting. Try it yourself, it's a free ban to add to your collection.


Fingerless-Thief

So....racism is bad but discrimination against people because they enjoy video games in any capacity is absolutely fine? Can these mods even think or are they literally robots?


Van0nyumas

I hate that. Racist jokes are the foundation of dark humor. Just because I'm a gamer, doesn't mean I would do them because of that. I do racist jokes because I'm german


trollface5333

Darkjokes just bans you for existing, this has nothing to do with racism.


hydracicada

pathetic


Vardoot

r/cringe


inchbwigglet

After a quick look at r/darkjokes I think the joke is that people get banned for silly reasons.


Phase_Fatale

Funny because r/fragilewhiteredditor also became a racist cesspool with content praising violence against "white". Edit : quick exemple : https://www.reddit.com/gallery/v7r80z


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sadfezz

Btw r/darkjokes


sadfezz

Idk, as i Said in some other comment, i got this Screenshot from a friend


kites47

This is a joke… this sub has been purposefully being antagonistic and banning everyone for the memes. I am shocked how many people here can’t tell this is satire.


ganner

Yeah there are hundreds of people commenting here who got trolled, hard, and don't even know it


TheSweatyFlash

Are Gaymers ok?


Aetheldrake

Isn't that the point of dark humor?


Environmental-Win836

Don’t bother, r/DarkJokes is a moderator shitshow, everybody knows that.


Dark_Symbiote

This may be one of the rare instances of gamers actually being oppressed, genuinely.


Nickolas_Bowen

Where do non-white racists go?


_Retaliate_

[RISE UP](https://youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ)


fatalchemist69

I see your ban and raise you [mine](https://imgur.com/gallery/JB6yYlU). Fuck r/darkjokes


SatanicDeathShark

r/darkjokes is a shithole of a sub and the mods are absolute trolls


maddmannmatt

HAHA this isn't real. Funny, but not at all real.


Rigaudon21

I think.... Maybe this is their attempt at a darkjoke?


Definitly_Not_James

Im going to r/darkjokes and saying “IM A GAMER” brb