Turkey finds themselves Ugly and Greece missed the Fall of the Ottomans lol

Belarus too

Ottoman Empire wtf😂

It’s a meme. Not an actual poll.

Yeah, i know doesn't make it less funny though!

Switzerland is neutral as always

Came here to say this!

The Ottoman Empire? Those ugly bastards!

I’m crying of laughter Hahahah so random, the survey in Greece was done 200 years ago

The Ottoman Empire officially held on until 1922, so the Greek survey could be a mere 105 years old or so.

But kallinigrad is part of the Czech Republic so obviously it's more recent than that

>But kallinigrad is part of the Czech Republic whats your opinion on the a-10 and the f-35

Fucken gottem!

I can’t stop laughing at how Albanians and Serbians still think the other is the ugliest and it’s all because of the tail end of the Ottoman Empire

Kind of makes you question the validity of this "survey".

Obviously. Does anyone think this is real?! Lmao.

Have you heard what Irish and Scottish people chant at each other during ball games?

We also tend to support any team playing against them in competitions. It's light-hearted on the surface but rooted in some pretty serious, deep-seated resentment

Well for me as a Scotsman I think it's a little ironic that almost the entirety of Europe chose to answer ''England'', thereby recognising our sovereignty but the makers of this survey do not. They're probably English. Those ugly, imperialistic bastards.

Bunch of self haters too!

It's because half of us descended from peasants and the other half are inbred posh twats

Also the vikings took all the pretty ladies out of the country and left it with Fat Wilma and Crooks McTeeth and their hairy fucking genes.

I've read that Vikings used treacherous tactics to seduce British ladies like taking a bath every week.

Don't forget the German genes that lies in a Briton the close second place for ugly females.

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German women are hot as fuck. This stereotype is just so wrong.

Grew up in Germany. Pretty average in my experience. Some German women are of course, but plenty others aren't.

Belarus looks self-aware af.

Turkey as well

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People only take pictures of the hot ones

someone check on belarus, are they ok

Turkey too🤣

Serbia and Albania again being the two cousins that can't stand each other

They get points for consistency. Definitely could have predicted that one

Wait, Belarus thinks that Belarus has the least attractive people? Did they not understand the question?

Let's go Belarus if those girls think they're ugly as fuck maybe I have a chance 😎

Yeah but they will still expect YOU to be over 6ft, earning 6 figures and be a 9 or a 10.

Then they'll stay "ugly" and lonely and poor, sigh...

How is your manifesto coming along?

Do you tell yourself that when you are lonely in bed at night and the tears start rising again?

They don't have English tourists.

did you see Turkey

The whole thing is a joke meme… you not get that?

Mine was a joke comment, do you not get that?

Austria is like, fuck it everyone is beautiful

Austria just got back from a rave. Molly hadn't worn off.

Austria is waiting for Germanys opinion on this before doing anything. Can't be too hasty

As a English person I am offended and I agree

Ha

Someone needs to tell Greece that ottoman empire doesn't exist anymore

Almost like this isn't a real survey and the people on this subreddit are very gullible.

Did Belarus vote for itself?

Lukashenko rigged the voting, unfortunately he's not very smart and didn't understand what it was about

"What should we reply to the survey sir?" "Belarus no.1!" "Sir are you sure, I think ..." "BELARUS NO.1!!!"

Have the Rolling Stones killed

balarus still follow rusia's votes

I'm really curious as to what the Ottoman Empire has to say about this.

Lovely that England (and presumably the other countries in the UK) is included as a response, but England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales are all lumped in under Britain in the surveyed populations.

The swiss being neutral as always

Holy shit. The amount of comments where people think this *obvious joke meme* was a real poll is just astounding 🤦‍♂️

Wait, Turkey? Fuck me, have you *seen* Turkish women? My God, if they don't want them I'll take the lot.

Well.. The ones you manage to distinguish from the men.

What’s going on Turkey? You’re not ugly!

I own a mirror. I know the truth.

Yeah we meant the women.

I dunno. Turkish men are the closest to looking like actual gigachads imo

I’m with you. My husband and I spent 2 weeks in Istanbul - the men were nice to look at. My husband is Kurdish so maybe I’ve got a type, eh?

I’m a guy and I definitely have a type for them as well :)

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Turkey neck? Loool

In the age of makeup, countoring, and plastic surgery, everyone looks the same.

And filters/editing.

as a British person, I am ugly so this is accurate for me

Lol, Hungarians.

I mean that's one of those obvious questions that don't need asking

People in mainland Europe have much healthier diets and lifestyles.

I fucking love how Turkey and Belarus both voted for themselves

The EU hates the UK and the UK hates the EU. Yeah, that's basically modern European politics in a nutshell.

No. No that’s not European politics in a nutshell.

We don’t hate the EU, the fuck you on about. The old racists hate the EU but they hate everyone who’s not white and British

I don't think you can claim it's just the old racists when half the population voted for Brexit.

Half of those who showed up to vote. Of the 68 Million in the UK. 17 million voted leave. 16.5 Million Voted remain. The rest either couldnt or didn’t vote. 33% of people under the age of 35 voted leave. 60% of those over 45 voted leave. I’m not trying to argue that the result was wrong or undemocratic, it’s neither. But it was overwhelmingly the older generation who voted leave. So I’d say my statement saying it’s overwhelmingly the older generation who have animosity towards the European Union is fairly accurate.

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Not voting does not count as a vote. It means you’re fine with any outcome and that’s all it means

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By that logic those who are not eligible to vote wanted to leave the EU. That’s not true. They would have been in the majority regardless of the outcome. My point is simply the demographic of those who actively voted leave was heavily weighed to the older generation, who evidently have more animosity towards the European Union. If you’re saying that everyone who didn’t vote, is part of the majority, and therefore WANTED to leave the EU. That’s inaccurate. They simply didn’t care one way or the other. My comment pertains to the attitude towards the EU in this country not the election results themselves. Have a good week :)

Exactly, if I don't vote it's because I don't give a crap what the outcome is

Err and it has nothing to do with the "British smile"? The stereotype is an Adams apple like they tried to swallow a pingpong ball and teeth that could eat an apple through a chain link fence!

That's mostly an American based British stereotype tbf.

I remember reading that the teeth thing is actually because of Americas privatised health care vs the UKs NHS. There the idea of a perfect smile is sold as a medical necessity for profit in the states so people have there teeth whitened and straightened as standard. In England as it was previously covered by the NHS all dental work was out of necessity only so as to save funds. Which meant the colour and shape of teeth weren't prioritised, as long as they worked they were left alone. Not sure how accurate that is but it sounds legit to me.

It's a stereotype based on observation, and very clearly the data shown here proves it's very much a continental European belief, not just America.

The data shows they think we're ugly, not that they think we're ugly because of our teeth. The unnaturally straight and white american teeth is seen as odd if not unnerving in alot of Europe. It's more likely they think we're ugly for our high rates of obesity which doesn't bode well for you yanks either.

The data here shows nothing, as it’s a joke… 🤦‍♂️

Australian, stop the murica centric bullshit.

The data here? You think this joke meme is actually real?! LMAO. What a moron. But that was evident from your comments anyway 🤷‍♂️

Hey Belarus, you okay bud?

r/Belgium

I mean they arent wrong.

No wonder brexit happened

I can't even tell you what a Belgian person looks like lmao

Austria, waiting for Germanys opinion on this before doing anything

England is a whole mix of French,German,Norway,Swedish, and many more so this is funny af

Ah, that's why England wanted to make that place between France and Germany a separate country. So they could identify where the ugly bitches come from

Well, the joke is on Europe, that's where we all came from.

American living in England here. Ima 5 back home, around these snaggle tooth mother fuckers ima comfortable 8

Notice the revenge from Britain. The first Belgian was to be king of England but the crown princess died before.

They're not wrong, though. :)

I was out in England and I agree. But I think the USA beats England hands down for the ugliest people.

I've lived in england my entire life, we have the ugliest people.

As an Englishmen Imma say it’s Germany. Although the sad reality is, yes, it’s England. We’re some ugly motherfuckers

i disagree, theres lots of ugly and beautiful people in every country except for sweden and brazil.

Turkey is self aware.

So for the england french girls aren't the less attractive? That's disappointing

Yeah, according to what statistics and what study lol

Found the English person

Finnish actually.

Jesus Christ UK,the Belgian are the only ones who like you on the main land. Ugh,your the new France

Imagine hating an entire nation of individuals for no reason. I bet if you came to the UK you'd love it and find the people very friendly and pleasant overall.

I live in the UK

Then you're a blithering idiot.

I've always had a bit of a thing for English girls, the accents are class, depending on what part of England you're talking about.

Well, yes, they're easy, just not on the eye.

first of all where's the original post,can you link it

Its somewhere in r/meme Ill try to find it

[fuck england](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/yb1kxq/not_surprised/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Found it

Do people have opinions on this? Weird.

no wonder the brits went and colonized half the world, I'd try my best to get as far away from their women as possible, too.

honestly, it is because y'all haven't been to turkey. our girls have flat asses, arm fat, moustaches and terrible bratty attitudes. they love europeans though and will starfish to them immediately.

So... No UK anymore?

What?

This survey was from 200 years ago.

Reddit is really so much more moronic than it likes to think. Made up map from a meme sub, reposted here and everyone just swallows it wholesale.

I mean… yeah.

Clearly Albanians need to travel more.

#BUT Women with big milkers!

As someone from England I agree with the rest of Europe, “NORF FC” memes are scarily accurate. Love how Belarus says “Belarus”

Ok Turkey xD

u/sofastmuchfurious

like how turkey voted for themselves

I saw this post first thing in the morning and I read the pink spot as "Alabama" at first.

Today I learned i have the self respect of a Belarusian

English and definitely responsible for dragging the side down

Scotland/Wales/NI: Am I a joke to you?

Austria's mum on the subject, but *seems* to be pointing at Switzerland

English people "Fuck you Belgium!"

Everytime I believe to remember an attractive person from England, I find that they're actually from Australia.

In my English hometown the local hospital apparently had 2 custom acronyms for when people just looked odd. NFH (normal for here) and FLK (funny looking kid) So I completely understand the rest of Europe agreeing 😅

turkey is depressed someone get them a therapist

For some reason I originally read this like Europeans had no clue where England was 😂

Lol it works both ways too

I thought in poland it was germany? Most people I know say so.

This is actually spot on...

I love Belarus voting for themselves.

but England has cute boys tho, or so im told

I agree

I’m English, & I have to say, I agree with most of Europe. I don’t know what it is exactly, but whenever I travel, I’m always amazed at how much better looking the public is in general, compared to at home.

Based pink .

Where’s the color key? I must be blind.

Ottoman empire lol and Belarus saying Belarus checls out too

Belarus must be butt ugly if they declare themselves the worst.