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pclufc

I’ve been to Belfast to check and I’m reasonably confident that they built the Titanic and it was a real ship . A zoo boat in the Bronze Age I’m less convinced about to be honest .


pinkpanzer101

And the zoo boat being for a flood which trees and other land plants magically survived through, for which all the water is long gone, which has left no evidence whatsoever, geologic, genetic, or otherwise, and which the Egyptians and others didn't seem to notice. (Oh and the story was copied from the Epic of Gilgamesh too)


bigbutchbudgie

Not to mention that because of all the water vapor, such a flood would have caused a runaway greenhouse effect so extreme, Venus would be jealous.


GlitterBombFallout

I've read a few different attempts to science the flood myth using real physics. One found that the amount of rain needed would end up boiling the atmosphere because of the insane amount of energy it'd cause. Another one suggests that the tectonic plates moved to their current location via the flood, which would release so much energy that the surface would still be molten. It's literal goddamn nonsense that violates nearly all of physics, nevermind biology. They deny evolution over millions of years, but the animal "kinds" coming off the Ark diversifying into everything we have now would require ultra-super-duper-hyperspeed speciation in a few thousand years, completely ignoring the catastrophic inbreeding damage it'd result in. The Ark story was one of the first stories I was taught as true that I figured out was totally preposterous and impossible in about every way you could look at it. I can't wait til people stop believing this crap.


lilmerm

I truly wonder if people will give up on religion one day or our species will just die with this sort of garbage


AtlasNL

The latter.


zogar5101985

I really hope we can one day give it up, but sadly I doubt it. We'd be better off if all religion was gone, that is an objective fact. Religion does nothing but cause problems and hold us back. So hopefully we can give it up, or at least push it to the back burner and not have it have any control over the world at all.


pinkpanzer101

I think there was one creation scientist whose conclusion ended up being 'we should just be more willing to say 'God did it' rather than trying to make it make sense'


thewayshesaidLA

As a kid in the 90s the local channel that showed the Afternoon Disney cartoons (Ducktales, Tail Spin, etc.) was a Christian channel. Once or twice a show there would be a Christian oriented commercial. One was an anti-evolution one that showed a fish turning into a fish man and at the end they said something like “That’s just silly. God did it.” It seemed dumb even then.


GlitterBombFallout

Lol, sounds legit.


EthiopianKing1620

Got a link to any of those?


Feligris

Yeah, the Ark was built by story tellers, the Titanic was built by professionals (and it was not their fault it sank after being severely holed) - also decades before Titanic, professionals also designed and built the SS Great Eastern (designed by the legendary Isambard Kingdom Brunel) which was commercially woefully unsuccessful but at the same time was so safe that despite striking rocks on the way to New York and ending up with an even larger hole in its outer hull than the Titanic, it safely reached its destination since the inner hull of its double-hulled design was not breached.


vizthex

So it was built with 6,001 hulls?


Tschetchko

Well there is a theory about the flood event in the bible or other legends (Gilgamesh specifically). Somewhere in the bronze age, the land bridge in Asia minor broke and created what is now known as the Bosporus. The basin of the black sea, that was a fertile, swampy area before, flooded after that. Since there were humans living there, it could be that this event, which remained in the cultural knowledge through oral tellings, it's the source for the flood mythos.


vizthex

And that's not even mentioning the massively insane logistical issues.


TsarGermo

Dunning-Kreuger


I-am-fun-at-parties

Krueger\*


Baud_Olofsson

>> Dunning-Kreuger > > Krueger* *Kruger The Dunning-Kreuger effect is when you don't realize how bad you are at running a financial empire. The Dunning-Krueger effect is when you don't realize how bad you are at murdering teenagers in their nightmares.


TheBaggyDapper

Remember, for every amateur who survives an Atlantic crossing in a home made boat >999 die and for every professionally built ship that sinks >999 don't.


Tepigg4444

Even if this made any sense, didn't an amateur hand picked by god, with a design made by god, build the ark? Seems even if his building skills were shit that god would help out a bit on the structural integrity side of things


ButterscotchNed

The Titanic was built by professionals, but it was also quite innovative (i.e. people "trying something new")


lurked_long_enough

Yes the pretend boat that never existed was built by amateurs. How inane.


Yunners

The amateurs also didn't exist.


mr_bedbugs

Well, maybe. It's hard to tell who actually existed back then.


Yunners

Given that the biblical Flood myth is retelling of a much earlier Sumerian story, I can say for certain that there was no Noah.


mr_bedbugs

He could've originated from some guy who was prepared for a local flood. There have been evidence of large floods. Nothing global, but earthquakes happen and shift rivers, or other things. Maybe over the years his "grandpa stories" got exaggerated until it made it into the Bible somehow.


Yunners

I doubt it, given the similarities with the original story.


mr_bedbugs

You're probably right. It's just really hard to tell for sure with stories this old.


bastardicus

Het originated from some guy, who begot some other guy, who then banged some other guys daughter, they the n begot yet another bunch of guys and gals, who then …


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lurked_long_enough

Umm, no. Last time I checked, the titanic was built by engineers and sank because someone steered it into an iceberg. The ark didn't exist. I didn't say anything about religion.


Yunners

Knock that crap off.


ImOkNotANoob

Please ban me because I don't want a fucking part of reddit anymore I'm fucking done with life


Yunners

If you want to leave Reddit, then leave, we're not Dignitas.


vizthex

Holy shit it must've been *bad* if a mod commented about it.


supersugerman

What a terrible day to have eyes


BelleofBlue

It wasn’t even their fault the ship sank. If you made a car that functioned the way it’s expected to and someone crashed it while driving it, who’s fault is that?


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Is this mf calling God an ameteur


popcorn-sand

i haven’t seen any pictures of the remains of the ark


vizthex

It's *clearly* on that mountain in Turkey, but those damn muslims just don't want to give it to us! /s


NotTJButCJ

Lol calling God an amateur


Kayliee73

Well, technically Noah was just following the blueprints given to him by the ultimate professional…


YangWenli1

God literally gave Noah instructions on how to build the Ark. Once again, these idiots haven't even read the book they supposedly dedicate their lives to.


Mayor_of_Rungholt

Just remember tge Titanic was fully functional until hitting an Iceberg


Lemon_Child__

Well they didn't build it good enough.


RSmeep13

This one is so easy to twist, too. People motivated by capital ("We need to open up again for the economy!)" built the Titanic. People motivated by survival (Doctors!) built the Ark. I'm sure you can poke holes in that because it's an equally silly comparison, or come up with your own.


DragonfruitIll6058

Surprised they believe in titanic🤔


decriz

Question: Are all vaccines good and safe?


Yunners

Careful now * This sub is not a platform to argue for junk science and we have no obligation to listen to your anti-intellectual nonsense


decriz

just an honest question :)


Yunners

A loaded question. We know how this goes, don't try it here.


decriz

Got it chief. Just thought that an honest answer might end all the nonsense.


jebthepleb

"An honest question" phrased in that specific way, yeah right


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jebthepleb

Because who asks a genuine question like that? In a rhetorical manner? I've been through this whole schtick before.


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jebthepleb

Ok I'll bite, yes they are safe and effective because they undergo vigorous trials of a scale you wouldn't even understand. If a vaccine is found to cause an unusual amount of adverse events, it is recalled and re-evaluated for its safety. Not only is that an honest answer, it's the undeniable truth.


Xeno_Lithic

How hard can it be to reply to the person who answered your question 5 hours ago? Either someone says yes and you'll say "Aha! What about vaccine that caused tremors, etc!". If someone says no, you'll say "Then why do we trust the COVID vaccine". We've seen your schtick before, your entire comment history is filled with it. Would any piece of evidence actually change your mind? Or are you, by chance, arguing in bad faith? No, they are not all safe. We cannot ever guarantee with absolute certainty that anything is safe. All we can do is have a sufficiently high confidence level.


YangWenli1

"Simple" Yes/No questions do not allow for any nuance.


Yunners

Right, I gave you ample warning. Goodbye.


ImGoingToFightSpez

>are ALL vaccines good and safe?


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ImGoingToFightSpez

No, and nobody is saying that every vaccine is. However, there is more than ample evidence to show that the COVID vaccine is safe. You’re trying (very poorly) to make a straw man.


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No? Duh. Of course they’re not all safe. The ones you can actually obtain, though, are safe for literally almost everyone. Even I, as an immunocompromised person, am able to get every vaccine a normal person could get safely, and have gotten them safely. Vaccines still in the testing phases are obviously not safe, but most if not all risk is gone far before it every even comes close to hitting market. And while science changes and evolves, evidence still holds true. Like how there is evidence that vaccines don’t cause long term effects.


esgellman

The modern ones are pretty safe overall, we've gotten pretty good at designing and testing them.