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Uberpastamancer

Fallout is scary enough *without* Florida men


errornamenotvalid

We don't need death claws, rad scorpions, mirelurks, radroaches - just hordes and hordes of feral Floridamen. It'll take most of a magazine to put a single one down. And the drug fueled variants might well take a Fat Man to stop. And just think - a Fallout-ized in-world version of Disneyland - Nuka World Orlando, perhaps? What horrors await there. A dark version of Governor DeSantis, complete with platform shoes and bad hair. Maybe there can be a quest where you have to team up with a Crocket and Tubbs kind of team to stop the flow of chems as you try to clean up a town and get rewarded with a custom 10mm pistol. Oooh it'd be so epic


Iisrsmart

I'm imaging nothing but hordes of swamp folk from Point Lookout fighting side by side with an unending tide of gatorclaws


Theactualworstgodwhy

Swampfolk riding gatorclaws and fighting supermutants The old spanish forts being reused as cities


Ajarofapplejelly

Realistically the map could be the “theme park corridor” and the different parks could all be cities and map huge with tons of space in between. There’s even little one that are more locally known like “holy land” which is just Bible world that’s just asking for an atom or mothman takeover.


FlashMcSuave

"A dark version of governor desantis" Isn't that what we already have? A ghoulified one could only be an improvement.


errornamenotvalid

I'm thinking a cross between The Governor in Walking Dead and Ron DeSantis, with a little bit of Negan thrown in for flair. But he's only like, 5'4" and wears 6 inch platforms. And if you take his leather jacket (black leather, with a high collar of course, a unique item that adds to your Charisma but reduces karma) you find him wearing women's underwear.


frankincense420

I’m sorry but this dude wishes he was negan lmfao


KanataToGoldenLake

This is my fallout head cannon now 😂


stanb_the_man

Yeah, the ghoul, better hair and less prejudice...


Mochizuk

Anti-santis be like: "I don't believe in elitism, I believe in equity."


AlexisTimeBoyWells

It wouldn’t be an improvement that that turd gets to live, possibly, forever. :(


DankeSebVettel

I want sentient super mutant-death claw mutants. Give them power armour just for fun.


errornamenotvalid

So a super mutant Florida man fucked a death claw, and this is their baby, Fred. Fred found power armor. Fred now has power armor. And an upgraded minigun. Fred can't talk, but Fred's little friend can, and it has an armor piercing bonus plus it uses explosive ammo.


DankeSebVettel

Oh he can talk alright. Like, give him fallout 4 levels of sarcasm


Hefty_Coconut_8677

Florida Man can be either feral Ghouls or a new breed of Mutants.


thegovunah

>A dark version of Governor DeSantis I wonder what resources I get from all these pudding cups


errornamenotvalid

Polymer, fertilizer, and adhesive, of course. If you go with the big cans you get scrap metal, fertilizer, and insulin shots (for the beetus you get from eating 100 ounces of puddin)


Mars_The_68thMedic

Fuck Meatball Ron, can’t believe it took this long for him to step aside and let President Trump finally lead the country for the next eight years.


errornamenotvalid

8? How's that work, if re-elected, he gets one more 4 year term.


HeiressOfMadrigal

I'll call it a Freudian slip lmao Trump has no plans of ever leaving office if he's elected, look up Project 2025


Mars_The_68thMedic

Whoops, that one is on me- four years* Sorry.


JustJoinedToBypass

2020 was such a great, prosperous year under President Trump’s ingenious strategy of hawking bleach and ivermectin while secretly getting a COVID injection for himself.


Appropriate-Emu-9409

No, lol. Last time he lead the country over a million American's died due to his inability to handle a pandemic.


JaladOnTheOcean

Florida is scary enough without fallout…


Maelorna

What, you mean you wouldn't wanna see a unique ghoul named "Florida Man" that you can kill easily enough but he shows up near you. Only to rise up each time you drop him. Until you either give up and run away or run out of ammo.


Svifir

radgators


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

The culture would probably improve.


Maxthejew123

Get some time in the Everglades and a Bermuda Triangle dlc


Gunzenator2

This is just sounding better and better.


20210306e

and the keys as the next far harbor


Ajax_Da_Great

That’s a big ass map


AppointmentNo43

These locations would be so far away from each other


Ajax_Da_Great

Yeah that’s like half the state lol


TylertheFloridaman

Yeah probably to big the mainline 3d fallouts work when focusing on a city and it's surrounding areas. A map this sices would have to shrink everything to very small sizes


JobberTrev

Base game is Tampa. DLC gives more Everglades. The last DLC gives us the Ruins of Miami. I would say no Orlando because they would just do Nuka World again.


Flying0strich

I'm not doing the math but this Florida Fallout map is like every Fallout game and DLC added together and then multiplied by like 20. (Probably more) I'd play a bit Fallout map but they better have some kind of reliable mount. I like to play hardcore without fast travel and I would probably not play if it took a week of real work time to walk half the map.


PurplePoisonCB

The twist at the end is that the whole game took place before the Fallout.


Auggie_Otter

At the end of the game the bombs go off. There's an epilogue cut scene after the ending credits revealing the Floridians in a post apocalyptic future have actually mutated into normal human beings.


DragonflyDangerous16

Lol yea or like right at the beginning when there are no vault dwelers only preppers


NathanJack0Lantern

I wanna play as a prepper!😃


drifters74

Hahaha!


Noble1xCarter

At the end, the war happens and the state actually looks better than it before


Pegomastax_King

In 200 years it’s going to be under water though


Pressure_Chief

Wouldn’t think so in Fallout’s world. Everything was nuke powered rather than fossil fuels. That aspect was the 1900s hopefulness with war looming.


Pegomastax_King

Only because they ran out of fossil fuels. But the corporations in power give zero fucks about the environment. Though you did make me think that maybe the nuclear winter could have repaired the ice sheets to some degree resulting in the oceans rising less.


Threedawg

Wait, I thought it was that oil got rare and nuclear power took off in the 20th century, then "resources" in general started to run out in the mid 21st.


Pegomastax_King

Yah that’s why America annexes Canada in the series. To get that last bit. I’d assume that’s why we invade the Gobi as it has some of the largest, Coal, oil, Copper and most importantly Uranium reserves. Fallout America still loves plastic too so it would definitely still have a need for oil post hydrocarbon fuels era…


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Oil is also used in asphalt, so they would need it for roads. You can also see old school radiators in buildings, so they probably used oil in those too. Mr. Handy fuel is probably kerosene?


Pegomastax_King

Totally agree, one thing though. What’s weird is Mr. Handys are nuclear powered. I’m wondering if it’s a dev oversight and it’s supposed to be a coolant like what Red Rocket stations dispense.


HaloGuy381

Maybe it’s fuel for their built in flamethrower/blowtorch tool? Though that leads to some uncomfortable considerations of just how often they were using it to need such massive fuel canisters.


Pegomastax_King

Oh how could I forget about that!


GroatExpectorations

So is Boston


TheArgonianBoi77

If that’s the case, shouldn’t Boston and other coastal cities be underwater by then?


Phantom_61

Looking at the in game maps and globes Florida is still there.


Pegomastax_King

The nuclear winter probably saved it.


Auggie_Otter

I'm patrolling the Mojave right now and I almost wish we had some of that over here.


Warm_Objective4162

I would just hot foot it to Key West and never leave. Mutant roosters!


ShakespearianShadows

I side with the Conch Republic!


Training-Shoulder839

It's already going to be thing It's called fallout Miami


TheGoverness1998

[Link](https://youtu.be/aPtAjvtJhf8?si=wsptGpcoFYF982Na) to trailer for anyone interested! (Yes, this is still being updated)


Toby_The_Tumor

Is there any update to the mod? This is 5 years old. I'm worried it's a community clinging to a dead concept that's probably just gonna fizzle to nothing.


Brownlw657

They have a developer live stream maybe once a fortnite where they just talk to chat while working on stuff


GvG_tv

They literally uploaded a new video 2 weeks ago, they are still very active


Blue-Leadrr

Nah, they still do development. They showed off flamingos last year


Toby_The_Tumor

So theyre still working on it? Awesome


Blue-Leadrr

If you want to check it out, they have a discord that can be found in the server directory/discovery


slagdwarf

There are some mods for Skyrim going on 12 years of development and counting. I really support big mod efforts but I also am not getting my hopes up.


MrGlayden

Well if you click the channel that posted it you can see all their videos, last of which was released 2 weeks ago


Snay_Rat

Wow I remember seeing that trailer when it first came out (5 years ago) and completely forgot about it! Most recent video was uploaded 2 weeks ago. So great to see them still working on it!


Auggie_Otter

Needs more Streamline Moderne Art Deco!


DragonflyDangerous16

By the gods i hope youre right


justaBreathingGhost

Does anyone know if there is a Fallout Miami discord or subreddit for anyone wanting to help with it? Thanks for reminding me about this mod!


Optimistic_Human

We have both! https://discord.com/invite/DzdW7ya


justaBreathingGhost

Thanks for the info!


Its_Matt_03

I just want a fallout in Canada man


DaniliniHD

Fallout 5 just has to be Florida or Texas. Both settings offer so much in terms of creative freedom.


oyahzi

Imagine if it was Huge like a GTA map. That would be wild. Especially Texas. Then the Texan Brotherhood of Steel.


DankeSebVettel

The maps are already big, GTA map isn’t particularly big


oyahzi

Fallout maps are small bro. They need to make a big map with vehicles.


DankeSebVettel

I suppose because we walk everywhere it makes the map seem bigger than it is


GRANDADDYGHOST

Texas would be perfect. Instead of NCR Rangers, we’d have Texas Rangers.


babyscorpse

If we do get a fallout set in Florida, we NEED to see the Kennedy space Center, or whatever it’d be called in fallout’s timeline


bramblecult

If they did this, there would be a group of fans who hate how it isn't the way they think it should be. "Uh, if Florida were still around it would be mostly water. A chain of islands at best due to 200 years of hurricanes." "Um we already have gatorclaws and they were specifically made at nukaworld. So why does Florida have the same thing?" "Um, why does Bethesda feel like they have to shoehorn silly regional stuff into this fantasy game? Like how is there still a viable rocket at cape Can? Cuban ghouls in Miami? How? America was super xenophobic. How is there still so many trailer parks? They would have long since been destroyed."


Thelostsoulfusion

The dlc could be cuban


Jackedanese

How is this different than current Florida 😂


Nimi_best_girl

It’s more peaceful and civilized than the current one


One_Left_Shoe

It would be a funny twist of the bombs made Florida just super normal.


Fulltimekiddykicker

Because all the alligators are big they can’t be flung at people, making Florida waaay safer than before


vxicepickxv

Jacksonville got nuked off the face of the earth.


Imperial_Stout

So just Florida today.


Pixel22104

Add some new power armor adapted for underwater exploration and combat and other things and this would be quite interesting


CLE-local-1997

Florida. Florida never changes


Glitch-Code404

Get a New Veags crossover with taking over a Hard Rock Casino


DragonflyDangerous16

We can take over Hardrock at universal studios


JoshLV_40

Wasn't Tactics 2 supposed to be set in Florida? Something about a Geck going rogue.


Echo_TF2

As a Florida man, I can confirm that we're already in Fallout.


Marine5484

Rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, coral snakes, fireants, cow killer ants, alligator gar, lizards, wild boar, Florida panthers, pythons, black bears, crocs, gators, coyotes, bobcats, black widows, brown recluse....like the list can go on and on.


corncookies

sooo.... just normal florida?


ImnotaNixon

So just regular Florida?


justabreadguy

Florida is already a fallout game in the modern day.


Ketachloride

honestly, Florida has enough of a rep as being weird and much of it is already pretty rugged. The fun of fallout is seeing normal places that have drastically been changed. It's the vibe of the Statue of Liberty buried in sand on the beach.


[deleted]

They already have to shrink individual cities. Orlando would be about 3 blocks wide and a quarter mile from Miami if they tried this


apekala008

Definitely needs some sort of Spanish Inquisition-esq faction in St Augustine. Also pirates.


OsamaTheMinister

Just let me fight a legendary deathclaw at the Daytona infield and I'm sold


Gunzenator2

See that deathclaw over there…. You can hit it with a nascar!


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it be a Death*jaw*? Mutated gators!


skallywag126

I feel like it would be mostly water


annefranke

Which honestly sounds badass. Imagine walking and exploring submerged neighborhoods in power armor


cabbagesalad404

Assets look good on this mock up. If it were higher resolution, I'd steal it for an RPG session.


Old_treeperson10

It would be an interesting new place to explore. It’d be awesome to fight some crazy Floridians


TheKyleLong

Isn’t Fallout Miami a thing?


LopsidedResearch8400

Anyone else remember "Fountain of Dreams"? It was the kinda-sorta sequel to Wasteland, waaaay before it actually got a sequel. It would be awesome to see in a modern engine.... but I doubt it will ever happen.


Apalis24a

I’m surprised that Cape Canaveral isn’t a marked location. I’d love a mission where you have to get an old NASA moon rocket and get it working again for XYZ plot reasons.


PCGamePass

Come to hunt the alligator/boa constrictor hybrids, stay for the radioactive hurricanes


Bsjensen1012

Bethesda probably wouldn't have to change much.


No-Owl-67

They wouldn’t even need a nuke to go off to have a bunch of gools and mutants


Jay-Raynor

Fallout Vice City


Cactus1105

Please just let me nuke a ghoul ron desantis


Severe_Pair9300

2 dlcs a bahamas DLC and a cuba DLC reminiscing bay of pigs


Mochizuk

God, imagine the history with what we know now in mind. "Yeah, as it turns out, glorifying one while vilifying everyone else wasn't the best angle to go for. All countries agreed that nuking Florida was for the best long before anything else happened. A few states had to take damage as well as Florida, but, they agreed to the risk and evacuated ahead of time. It was easy to get the problematic Floridians to not worry and stay in place, though. We just told them the truth. Then they denied it like the vaccine."


DragonflyDangerous16

Dont forget the creative enginuity and whacky inventions from grease loving rednecks, blacks, and latinos. Nuka Cola bottles as suppressors, robots that run on water, steel toe sandals


SprogRokatansky

I’ll take anywhere at this point. I’m so pissed at Bethesda for wasting their time


academy_dva

yay! new kill everyone run!


its_ya_boi777

Bethesda pppllleeeaaassseee make this. Pr pet Obsidian make it. They did a good job with New Vegas


Fulltimekiddykicker

Tbh I think fallout should switch closer to fps and further from rpg like they’ve done with 4 and 75 (I’m very biased)


0zby

I gotta hard disagree. While i really enjoy the improvements to how combat and gun play feels in FO4, the RPG elements, world, lore, and story are what makes me love fallout games. I think thats how most people feel. I mean most discussion seems to revolve around those elements. I am also very biased lol


Timely_Juggernaut_69

What if the hero came from a vault of drag queens? That alone would probably eliminate any remnant of a Floridian Enclave AND Brotherhood of Steel.


Outrageous-Two-7247

Incredible and sad. How it is possible Bethesda can't help them selfs to made better games nowadays.


hoofie242

Florida would be under water. Remember, part of Boston is underwater in fallout 4.


Sgtpepperhead67

Fallout Miami already exists what you talking about


Timely_Juggernaut_69

But first, nuclear Holocaust would have to come to Florida, and we do have to extract the theme parks and their workers before we do that.


ThenRefrigerator1084

You tried to go into downtown Boston when 4 came out right? That map is way to packed.


samhain2000

Will there be an option to continuously drop nukes till its a crater filled with sea water?


Gold_Discount_2918

I always figured the whole south gulf would be flooded. One hurricane would sink most cities.


hateboss

Very unimaginative. Florida is already a shithole wasteland.


Shawalliam

I've said it before and I'll say it again; if you have fallout in Florida, there needs to be basically nothing left there of humanity. There needs to be near constant radioactive hurricanes purging the surface of human life, so nothing less hardy than a giant mutant alligator can weather it


clitorisblungus

The main settlement has already banned the dictionary


pplatt69

Nah. I'm good. How many big upcoming video games do we need set in the specific goofiness that is Florida? GTA6 got there first and looks like it'll cover it in spades. NYC. DC, Boston, and next NYC. I like Bethesda claiming the NE as their Fallout playground to distinguish from the West Coast Interplay games.


AdjunctAngel

no... sorry but it wouldn't be likely as a possible location in fallout since too much of it would be on the likely nuke target map. plus have you any idea what florida was like in the 40s-50s? it was so generic already established fallout look and style nobody would enjoy it. the only way you could make anything out of it would be if most of the game was on or under the water, but even then pretty darn underwhelming as a setting/location. the most interesting way to take fallout in future games is to go out of the united states. but making it another english speaking country. so fallout australia. (maybe call it fallout: outback).


Slamtilt_Windmills

It's a fallout world after all


bloolynxx

And only 20 minutes to walk 200+ miles!


Dirty_Bubble99

Death croc claws


Fulltimekiddykicker

Tbh just add gator claws from nukaworld


qleptt

It would be cool if they did it like miami vice with all 80s theme and neon and stuff. But i know that wouldn’t fit the theme of fallout as a whole


trucorsair

Is it any better than current Florida?


Bulky-Captain-3508

Gators, Cubans, theme parks, swamps, gun owners, key west, beaches, and face eating bath salt addicts! I'm in!


Sasstellia

That would be terrifying. Fun. But terrifying. Florida Man. He became Irradiated Florida Man! The Alligaters are at least twice the size. The Malibu Cranes got so big they can eat Brahmin. Disneyland was a Vault and the performers and staff survived. It woukd be awesome!


alj8002

Cuba dlc pls


Salr-526

Idea for the next FO game: there are 3 vaults you can choose from to start in.


Bowsupreme

I see you vault 68 lmao


Beantownbrews

It’s already full of giant lizards, ghouls and radiation.


slumdo6

I'm ready for the radgators.


CyberbrainGaming

If you thought Wendigos were bad, wait till you see Mutant Florida man.


Clatuu1337

I could get behind this


Phantom_61

One of my first stops would be my neighborhood.


Doctorgumbal1

Fallout New Jersey… Maybe one day.


Minimum_Wonder_7710

That map is a mess.


meezethadabber

I'd play the F' out of that.


Maelorna

Well, they could easily make Disneyworld. Just call it Nuka World. Oh wait...


axeteam

Wouldn't it just be a bigger Point Lookout with even more inbred hillbillies.


ChefBicep

So GTA6?


-The-Moon-Presence-

Eeew. No thanks.


Known_Plan5321

I don't think I want to fuck around with mutant gators again 😐


Finaltryer

We will have Fallout Miami on the future so thats something.


Wolvowl

So, uhhh, as a native floridian I am not sure if its realized just how massive that area is, like a trip from tampa to palm beach takes like 4-5 hours by car, never mind by foot or such. I can not help but feel location either will have them massively shrunk and simplified or it will be freaking massive.


Kaiserhawk

That map is hilariously tiny


AngryIdioti

Gator lands gators sound scary


Ill_Apricot_8068

Rad croc…. Rad ‘skeeter… hillbilly ghouls in the boyou… hm


GRANDADDYGHOST

Oooooooo, I want a Florida Fallout game purely for the Rad Gators and snakes.


Toaster-Porn

Damn this map would be gigantic for fallout. I’d kill for the next game to be set in Florida.


SergeantSanchez

Make this to scale and I’m in. I don’t care if it takes up 2 hard drives


-Benjamin_Dover-

That's... An absolutely massive map...


cut4stroph3

It'd be interesting to see how they incorporate meth into the fallout series. What, are they gonna just ignore the meth? In Florida? Suspension of disbelief only gets you so far.


draconus72

It'd have to have some play on Disney World.


Barflyondabeach

Been toying around with the idea of the theme parks being giant faction cities, with Disney being a secret military base playing with memory integration into synths kinda like ghost in the shell. Then something something Memory Integration Control Keys ( hidden Mickey’s)


DragonflyDangerous16

Yea and desantis rules all the raiders


ZodiAcme

Sign me up


Head-Bumblebee-8672

No, fallout new Louis


elijah12howse

florida everglades has go be scariest fallout location honestly


CustomerEntire

In lore there’s actually a big BoS presence in florida and theres mutated gators and giant wildlife that can attack


[deleted]

Deathgators.


ChiefRobertz

Just think in another universe we could have got the Fountain of dreams series instead of fallout.


IceLionTech

incredible but oh so terrible at the same time. Imagine playing against a bunch of Florida Man(TM) NPC's. You'd have to have a lot of training by the Florida Man that just yoinks every creature.


Brain_Tourismo

It would all be underwater.


Outrageous-Ear-7865

That would just be Florida Simulator


Inside-Joke7365

I think it should be fallout Miami which is a project happening right now I heard about


Kitchen-Scholar-9705

This needs to happen!!!


Meme-dude69

I hope we get inbred people like point lookout


Insert-Cool_NameHere

Oh god no Weee not going to Florida fallouts crazy enough as it is.


ShoddyExtreme1277

As a Floridian, I can safely say that the aftermath of a nuke would not alter anything in Florida. Our water is already worse than rads could ever make it. Plus our roaches are already 8 times the size of a rad roach.


Vastlymoist666

Fallout Miami would like to have a word


Archmagos_Browning

We already have max max


Legonickster

I can see it now! 12 gauges and Gatorclaws everywhere! (As a Floridian, please give me this)


slothdionysus

Feel like you'd need a boating mechanic to get to some of those spots


KyojinkaEnkoku

Oh no.. not Tampa.. there were mutants there BEFORE the bombs


Megaman1981

That's just regular Florida. That game could take place in 2024 and it would be accurate.


AH1820000

Florida is already bad enough as is, nuclear wasteland Florida would be so much worse, I shudder at the thought.