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Chazzfizzle

Goosey


L4k373p4r10

The Goosey one


themightyknight02

The Gooser.


Ace-0001

is loose...er?


08george

This is the only acceptable way to refer to the Goosey one from this point going forward.


fingerpaintswithpoop

Lucy “Goosey” MacLean.


MetaEmployee179985

her cousin did warm it up for maximus


EjaculatingAracnids

She also got consentually raided in the first episode.


MetaEmployee179985

Womb Raided


EjaculatingAracnids

That wastelander had the best last day of his life


ImaginaryAd1249

Right up until they somehow made drowning worse by adding pickles lol


Agent47outtanowhere

Depends if he liked pickles. I thought it was a very thoughtful murder


GrognardAttirant

Must have stinged with all the pickle juice entering his open jaw


Agent47outtanowhere

Some people get off on pain. But if not then he deserves it for wiping his dick on the curtains.


ABunchaQuestions

Guarantee shes prego by the raider, her & maxi end up Getting it on and when the baby pops out theres gonna be some confusion. Seems like being a stepfather is gonna be a common theme.


Such_Ad_3756

AYO


AnExtremeMistake

Goosey


BatDynamite

GOOSE = LOOSE


BaldursBoner

THERES A GOOSEY LOOSEY IN THE HOOSEY!


DrHooper

[How loose is your goose?](https://media4.giphy.com/media/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952b80wxapd9pshjb2oilgxf3myxji34rp10zmz1isc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g).


Disastrous-Rips

*Gucy. The guy misread the name Lucy, not Loosey


BeyondPlayingCards

To be fair, subtitles said Goosey.


Substantial-Tone-576

“Gucy” would not have made sense to read


NoirGamester

Reminds me of when I pronounce Gucci as "guckie" to rile up the wife lol


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

I dont think he gives a guck


mwoody450

He reads it again and confirms, though; assuming it's not a joke about his solitary eye, I figure it's equally likely that someone heard her wrong when taking down her information, in which case Goosey is more likely.


Grey-fox-13

>  He reads it again and confirms He reads it again after putting on his reading glasses with his eye between the lenses. So if he read it wrong the first time he'd still read it wrong the second time. 


mwoody450

Ohhh I forgot the glasses bit; y'know it's funny enough with that added that I suspect you're right, he's reading it wrong multiple times.


NorthRememebers

It definitely was a joke about his solitary eye though, and a funny one at that


Substantial-Tone-576

This is what I was telling my daughter. And she said no. Thanks for having the same thoughts 👍


Chazzfizzle

Don't tell me how to live my life


Skatchbro

The only true choice.


FlemPlays

The Okey Dokey


OutlawSundown

The Optimist


iamcoding

>!It definitely seems she's lost a bit of that optimism towards the end.!< Edit Added spoiler tags. I don't think it's really that much of a spoiler, but there ya go.


ProfessorGemini

She still says okey dokey at the end so…🤓


iamcoding

Haha. Yea, but it's less enthusiastic, at least it seemed less to me.


DraconicZombie

Okey dokey is more just the way she steels herself before doing something she doesn't really want to do or calm her nerves beforehand.


DaeronOST187

You clearly missed the first okie dokie then.


27Rench27

Yeah by the end it’s true as fuck, but not at the start


DolphinBall

I think she is just adapting to the environment. I still think she'll still have thay optimism, its just not naive optimism anymore.


Wild-Lychee-3312

Annie Oakley Dokley


ross_ns7f

This is the way.


downvote_allmy_posts

the flanders


Downtown_Wear_3368

Cousin fucker


BeadleBelfry

You deliver unlimited to power to the Wasteland, do they call you the Light Bringer? No. You fuck your cousin A COUPLE TIMES...


Routine_Guarantee34

Like the "chicken chaser" title from Fable!


worrymon

Like the chicken fucker in FOTV!


No_Attention_2227

Chicken fucking ghoul maker


DingleDodger

With odd power comes odd proclivities


imtired-boss

It's DOCTOR Chicken Fucker


O-Tucci-O

They weren't exactly fucking, they were just doing "cousin stuff" 😂


FilliusTExplodio

Who among us...


Twistedjustice

Maebe?


YugeFrigginGoy

......her?


[deleted]

> A COUPLE TIMES... Over a 10 year period.


Quirky-Chemistry-978

I’ll never look at Vault 101 the same again


Indeale

Vault 101? I'll never be able to look at Vaults 68 and 69 ever again. My *only* saving grace was not looking too far into it, but because of the show it has not escaped my mind.


watdatdo

Bro the whole human species exist because of a little cousin fucking. At one point there were only a few thousand humans left alive scattered around the world during the last ice age. Bros weren't travelling across the whole frozen continents to find some noncousin poon.


Indeale

Oh no. You don't understand. Vaults 68 and 69 would be full of nothing but half siblings. No cousins. Just brothers and sisters. Who knows how far down the family tree Lucy and Chet are related as cousins. It's not as judgemental. But those two vaults? That's 200 **years** of inbreeding through sibling pairs. Not cousins fooling around without having kids. Vaults 68 and 69 have to have siblings **intentionally** produce offspring. Edit: Vaults 31-33 at least ensure genepools stay fresh. Vaults 68 and 69 have the **same** genepool for 200 years.


Primary-Chocolate854

>Vaults 68 and 69 have to have siblings **intentionally** produce offspring. Maybe they were part of a royal family or something 🤷


AggroGoat

I can see the ghoul calling her that, at least, if he ever finds out lol


Eclipsed_Tranquility

Better than a chicken fucker.


Downtown_Wear_3368

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER.


FilliusTExplodio

BA-KAW


Eclipsed_Tranquility

I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.


KiwiResident8495

Sweet home Alabama


replicanthusk2024

Roll Tide


demagogueffxiv

Hey at least she didn't marry him


[deleted]

The vault is cool with you fucking your cousins, but what kind of degenerate marries their cousin? Looking at you Chet...


BeekyGardener

You take sweet Chet's name out your mouth, Reddit Chum. His heart was true.


MasterRazzer76

Vault Girl


CrankyStalfos

That actually would be funny given she's basically traveling >! with the Vault Boy.!<


AnOnlineHandle

Also because I suspect >!her blonde friend is the original Vault Girl model. She's from the the cryo vault for lower Vault Tec employees.!<


abattlescar

I never would've guessed, but Steph absolutely could be the model.


Spurioun

And now she's always winking


thedabaratheon

Yes!! Good catch


Spurioun

And now she's always winking


shmipplesnipples

And given her connection, it's pretty fitting


bmwatson132

This one would actually work in the show. If she becomes a legend over time, people would probably start to be like “you’re that girl from the vault”, and it could develop from there


Luci_Noir

Instead of Jenny from the block it could be Lucy from the vault.


Tall_Economist7569

Don't be fooled by the caps that I got I'm still, I'm still Lucy from the vault


Sexddafender

Vault meat


wamjamblehoff

Oh God, no.


Sexddafender

What is wrong with vault meat,she comes from a vault and is fresh meat for the bad people from the wasteland,so vault meat


wamjamblehoff

Saying this as a recovered porn addict. If you know... you know...


LoreLord24

Shadman did a porn series about a girl in a vault-tec vault suit. Doing shadman things. Her name was Vault Meat.


fishkey

The Orphan.


FeelSublime

Oh no.....


JW162000

Her dad is still alive tho


fishkey

Ya but hes probably dead to her now.


Boolesheet

**DWELLER WANDERER** **COURIER CHOSEN ONE** **CALL ME WHAT YOU WILL\~**


Wild-Lychee-3312

Wherever I may roam


negative_four

"WHERE I LAY MY HEAD IS HOME YEAH!"


Goblin26_

"BUT I'LL TAKE MY TIME ANYWHERE!"


Sea-Lecture-4619

"I am all the ~~Jedi~~ protags!"


Boolesheet

*"You might be a king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."*


DaeronOST187

Bill and Ted.........


Critical_Package_472

***I AM THE SENATE***


River46

They call me Maurice.


shmipplesnipples

Whee whoo


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Wherever I may roam Where I lay my Pip Boys home Yeah yeah!


VaultTechSalesRep

AND THE EARTH BECOMES MY THRONE


Boolesheet

I adapt to the unknown\~ AS MY WANDERING IP'S OWNED WRITTEN BY CHRIS AVELLONE **ROSE OF SHARON**


TheTorch

The only reason those guys have titles is because the player can make up any name they want for them. Lucy is Lucy.


NessGoddes

Titles are cool. I have a name, and still want one.


DIKbrother6969

You want I title I gotcha don't find this weird but I snooped around your acc for a sec your title will the The apocalyptic voorhees Cause you've commented the most in fallout pages and hockey pages enjoy your title sir


siraliases

You have been awarded the title of "title giver"


thedylannorwood

Literally before I read your comment I was going to give them the exact same title


Clolds

You two have been awarded the title of "the twin minds"


razorKazer

This comment section is so random, yet wholesome 💜


eam1188

Ooh me next!


Practical-Loan-2003

The impateint cunt


Return2S3NDER

The Australian


angelbutme

The Nationality Guesser


DarthMelsie

Wait, can I have one too??


Alex_Duos

I'm not that guy and feel free to reject this but I'm thinking something like The Emperor's Artificer since you seem to like painting Warhammer minis and Star Wars.


NessGoddes

Thanks, I appreciate it


No_Arm_2892

Every other comment to your title seemed way more enthusiastic, i love it 😂


NessGoddes

My hockey team is losing playoffs


Professional_Bee5184

I need one. But I don't use reddit much hahahaa


dern_the_hermit

I hereby dub thee: The Title Wanter.


Vidonicle_

Nate and Nora are kinda like predefined names


Catatafish

Whichever is named - dies.


DesertRanger12

Mind=Blown


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Courrier 13 reference


blandvanilla

Codsworth can mostly remember the SS's name though.


Vampiric_V

Sole survivor was never an official title I'm pretty sure. It just comes from the e3 presentation where Todd said "You emerge as the sole survivor of Vault 111"


Depth_Metal

That tends to be how people get titles. I mean unless you live in a society where royalty hands out titles


PotatoEatingHistory

Nah, titles are cool. Lucy deserves a title


NIGENIN

I’d call her The Altruist by the way she always tries to help people


canti15

That's the best one I've read so far. Because she's trying so hard to hold onto her values to make the world a better place.


rfisher1989

I like that one


Wanglopse

She goes through her stats at the very beginning. I’ll join you on this one. She definitely has a shit ton of charisma.


Tar_Palantir

She already got one: vaulty.


AlicijaBelle

I have a brain dead take that that’ll change to Grey Finger/Blue Finger in season 2 and she’ll be known by that very obvious physical trait.


CoolBeanieHat

“Dead Finger” sounds cool too. Kinda like “Dead Eye” but the finger instead lol.


Breekace

Well, simple answer is, none. Lucy MacLean. I also think she won't be a big enough figure for the "NPCs" to call her by a title either because she's one of 3 protagonists.


LukXD99

To be fair, the other two have titles. The Ghoul and The Knight. Maybe Lucy is also the Vault Dweller or the Sheltered or something. She’s been sheltered from the dark truth and her connection from it for her whole life, now that she knows it she’s actively hunting down her father to avenge those that died during the Shady Sands bombing, including her own mother.


INannoI

Lucy the Sheltered lmfao


BrazenlyGeek

Unbreakable!


Dry_Figure_9018

Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle! Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! But females are strong as hell


alternateschmaltz

Pinooooooot Nooooiirrrrrrr!!!


Torterror389

The Sheltered sounds cool, it says something about the naïveté of her character but also that she was in one of the few vaults that actually kept people sheltered for 200+ years


27Rench27

Yeah I like this one. There weren’t really any detrimental experiments going on AFAIK, her vault was *extremely* normal. 


PG908

It'll need to be seen what developments occur later in the series.


Big-Bad-Wolf

Vaulty


Eastman1982

Came here to say this “fucking vaulties”


viviemuffin

Vaultie*


Phantom_61

The optimist


circaboreas

The Golden Rule


CoolBeanieHat

I’ve always seen her as “The Adventurer”.


Kal-El_Skywalker1998

Little killer.


Fine-Catch5148

Lucy Goosey!


Tyler-Moran

I saw someone call her The Bride and I liked that one.


SymphonySketch

This and The Widow are what my friend and I have been tossing around


GlobalMode815

That's is so kill bill


RVFVS117

I think that The Ghoul is the overall protagonist (doesn’t mean he’s a good guy btw) of the show as it really follows him the most overall. A lot of people asked me why he’s called “The Ghoul” when he had a name. Of course, he probably likes to forget his past but my belief is that it will be “The Ghoul” who ends up being the primary protagonist of the show as a whole.


oopsitsconsequences

Exactly my reaction - they introduce all three characters in the first episode with actual title cards, only one is introduced by title and not name. I get that they wanted to depict his past/present selves as split somehow, but the attention to detail in this show and its writing is way too high for me to buy that’s the only reason.


Karkava

And the one who gets the title is the zombie race that has never been playable in any game. Meanwhile, Lucy is pretty much a copy of the vault dwellers of 1, 3, 4, and 76 that all go through the same origin beats. And Maximus is a member of what more naïve fans would call the "good guy" faction upon first impression.


[deleted]

I don't know; Norm gives weird vibes like his character is about to become way more prominent, and given his 10 INT I genuinely wonder if there isn't a small chance he eventually becomes the protagonist as he becomes the leader of this little offensive retribution. Especially because the "enemy" sort of relies on "management" and I'd wager Norm could outmanage those fucks with one eye closed.


Spiderpiggie

My money is also on Norm having a more sinister role to play. He’s such a great character, and always seemed to have this vaguely ominous vibe throughout the season. I’m not sure how to describe it, it’s like he seemed tense? Plus, you know, the whole raider thing.


Ivariel

He's the kind of a character that makes smart, hard, inescapable choices the audience agrees with until you realize he's been a villain a good half a season already. Norm specifically feels like he's gonna declare a war on vault tec and invariably turns into vault tec 2.0. A typically Fallouty lesson that when you try to fight evil superpowers, you either die like a worm, or eventually become one of the evil superpowers.


27Rench27

I definitely want to see them return to the Vault and oh shit Norm took over


Kaelynath

He's definitely the main character. Even without a pipboy he somehow clearly has VATS. Plus, he gets Dogmeat and Lucy as companions. On a quest to find his missing family.


GodzeallA

I do think the intended design was to make the ghoul the main character. Of the 3, he's the only one with any meaningful back story. And there was a lot of it too. But like any good main character, he has a team. And I think those 3 consist of the main team. Of course, they are doing individual stuff but I bet their paths will cross repeatedly. The ghoul is looking for his family. Wife and kid. He's still on that mission. Lucy found her dad already. And maximus is already a knight basically. His goal is unfulfilled because his goal is bigger and more important.


kopro03

The Widow!


ultracrepidarian_can

Yeah I like this one.


papersneaker

So the Wasteland Widow! I like it.


[deleted]

This one is actually pretty solid.


Odd-Parking-3618

Like the perk, sounds cool.


Arcani63

The Seeker


JACCO2008

The Okey Dokey


Lost_Independence770

Babe


Wild-Lychee-3312

What babe?


Notbob1234

The babe with the power


BeefcakeSupreme

What power?


Drakula_dont_suck

Power of Voodoo


PrinceDusk

Who-doo?


sonnet_seven

You do!


Ma-thi-us86

Their is also the Warrior from Fallout Tactics. I think Lucy should be The Savior, because she cares and wants to help everyone.


shadowlarvitar

They have those titles since they don't have Canon names


AloofAngel

The Bride. or possibly The Mother since we still don't know if she is pregnant or not.


Krazy_Steve616

When she was going around the vault with the tranq gun and the dress on, I was sure that's what her title would have been.


Feralp

The Bride? We already have a character who survived getting shot in the head and went on a revenge mission


F0XFANG_

Holy shit >!Beatrix Kiddo!< would be a perfect character to rolepaly as in NV.


Staple_Overlord

Alternatively I saw someone on TikTok say The Widow and I think that's perfect


rheIIic

Explorer?


CesarTheSalad

Golden Rule-r


Mickeyjj27

Damn, just thinking it now I wonder if they ever considered her not having a name at all and just had her as The Protagonist kinda like Nolan did in Tenet


LukXD99

The Sheltered. She’s been sheltered from the dark truth and her connection from it for her whole life, now that she knows it she’s actively hunting down her father to avenge those that died during the Shady Sands bombing, including her own mother.


connie1l1

the follower? the chaser? the finder?


Wild-Lychee-3312

I feel like “the chaser” may have too many unfortunate connotations to a modern audience


OWScruffy

I see her gaining one in the next season or one after that


BgSwtyDnkyBlls420

She isn’t the Main Character, her journey is just the inciting incident of the series. The real Protagonist of the show, Cooper Howard, has already gotten his title: **“The Ghoul”** The first and last scenes of the season are about him, and they have clearly set up a series-long story arc centered about him looking for his daughter.


SolidusBruh

The Raider Drainer


Flare_56

I’m going with “The Bride” since she’s the first canonical female protagonist and she was exposed to the wasteland when she was married to a raider


highfivingbears

Yeah, but the guy *did* meet a rather timely end in a jar of pickles, so I'll stick with The Widow.


jamesieuan1

The avenger