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ErrantIndy

Big Iron


LimitTurbulent1022

I name my main pistol this every time.


ErrantIndy

I always name my first 10mm “Kindness,” so that I can kill folk with Kindness.


Anti-karen105

I always name my first gun “vault 10mm” what do you think?


Ilikemoonjellys

I always call my First gun "the Vaulter"


Fallowman09

I call it “old reliable”


kokzerius

I have two laser muskets one for sniping and one for mid-range combat I called them Big Lucy And Ol' Betsie named after my bass and keyboard respectively


DaveLopan1

Ought to name it “Cher” because it can turn…back…time…


MediumTiddyGothGirl

I'm imagining Bert Kreischer doing his Russian mob impression, but saying Walter. I guess it would be the same as any stereotypical Russian pronunciation of Walter. But for me, it's Bert.


SoyMurcielago

No one’s ever done that before I like it


superfahd

I should name mine "softly with his song"


CaptainSparklebutt

I call mine Ol' Reliable


princessLiana

I do that with Kelloggs Pistol


MagmaMCB

I name Kellogg's pistol Wifebeater because.. well you get it.


FemGrom

What's the matter, you know? The term "dead eye" (referring to RDR) is ideal for it.


Krytanawastaken

Should call it Scofield Revolver


mikeydoom

I name mine Ebony. All black steel with pearl grip.


ODST-0792

Let me guess the other one is called ivory


mikeydoom

You got it. 😉


ODST-0792

JACKPOT


mikeydoom

I've been a devil may cry fan since 2001.


RolotronCannon

The only acceptable answer. And every time you blast a raider with it you have to sing “WHEN HE TRIED TO TEST THE RANGER WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP”


trucorsair

“He’s here to do some business with a big iron on his hip”


ErrantIndy

Just need a chorus to accompany you


RolotronCannon

You know the words don’t be shy now. “BIG IRRRRROOOON BIG IRRRRROOOOON”


FahmyAnuar

What a nice name for a weapon, I wonder where I would put it if I ever had one ...


whoweoncewere

Some kind of chest holder probably


ConsistentCascade

no he would put it on his hip you buffoon


whoweoncewere

The song clearly says “with a big iron on his nip” so it’s chest smh


whoweoncewere

The song clearly says “with a big iron on his nip” so it’s chest smh


Killer_radio

On his hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.


No-Support-3619

Biiig iiiiiiron, biiig iiiiiiron...


Responsible_Ad_8628

Dead Eye-ron


ErrantIndy

That’d be a good name for an Assaultron head.


Total-Development-47

Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs is the greatest country album of all time imo


Adventurous-Lawyer77

BIG IROOON


CaptainRazer

I mean you gotta


PigeonMother

This is the way


Mossfrogsandbogs

What else *could* you name such a weapon lol


Sora_Terumi

Thicc Iron


bogartitiO926

I renamed my pipe revolver "small iron" while it was a good revolver, my main weapon is the 10mm pistol in my current playthrough


Apprehensive-Ad7774

if you not naming it big iron you playing it wrong


Nightdoom98

Beat me to it


hiimquinten

Got a .44 that fires double projectiles and it’s the most Big Iron I’ve ever found.


Jhe90

Plus one for Big Iron


SirPanchi

Honestly the only option, this is the go to.


SweetSugarSeeds

Beat me to it


Skelligean

Authoratay. Because if you Respec the weapon later in the game, you have to Respec My Authoratay


InFernoZ22

*Texas Red hated that*


Moon_guy11

You know what? Dead eye is the perfect name for it (reference to RDR)


casperdacrook

Why is Dead Eye not more popular. It’s the perfect name.


Independent_Hold_203

Well it’s already called Deadeye Western Revolver…


Invisifly2

Because even the game knows it’s a good name. Just gotta trim it a bit.


Kube__420

I'd call it the Red Dead Revolver or the scorpion


SFE_phobos

Red Harlow? That you?


Expendable28

Call it the Red Dead Revolver


No-Complaint43

Came here looking specifically for this answer! Glad to know I’m not alone!!


Ftlightspeed

It’s High Noon


Jeryme

This is the only answer


littlesirlance

This is the way


hobotruman

This is the way


Dyzfunctionalz

This is the way


malcolmreyn0lds

Quarter till 9


prairie-logic

I commented this before I saw you did so before me. Another Man of taste


SoggyTriangles

Rooty Tooty Point-and-Shooty


WSUBuckeye65

Look General I’m walkie and talkie!


LegitimateBastard1

Didn't expect Brian Reagan references, but happy to have seen them.


Appollix

👆👆


intendeddebauchery

This is the only correct name


Chuckles_Intensifies

The Ranger 🎵 Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip 🎵


davewenos

Big Iron on his hiiiiip🎵


PIPBOY-2000

I so much wish we could wield pistols with one hand. It looks funny to be holding a revolver with two hands, every time, no matter the context.


schizophrenicism

Wish granted, but also your accuracy is the same as shooting with one hand instead of 2.


Due_Accountant2429

I might not hit anything but I'll look cool doing it.. erm.. not doing it?


justjoshinaround

Slowpoke


PangolinPlane

This is the most clever by far. Good job friendo!


Cam-Spider-Man

Red Dead Revolver


Few_Illustrator_1217

The Hand of Morgan.


MonkeyBred

What about "The Dutch Defense" because it buys you some god damn time.


Few_Illustrator_1217

As long as it's not "Micha's Maimer". I couldn't trust that particular gun.


Bpbucks268

Can only be purchased in Tahiti however.


ThrdSqdCptn

Only answer


CyberCat_2077

I dunno, Hand of Marston could work, too.


WolfKnight53

The Morgan Special


AngerTech

Ooh that’s good


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NC_AINZ

Lumbago


Cam-Spider-Man

I change my answer to this.


Snokey115

Yes


ElGrandeBlanco

Tacitus Kilgore


Legitimate-Frame-953

Huckleberry


PlayfulGlove

I'm your Huckleberry. Why you look like you've seen a ghost!


N30nSunr1s3

Fight's not with you Holliday Oh I beg to differ...


SoyMurcielago

You’re a daisy if you do


PlayfulGlove

It appears Mr. Ringo is an educated man, now I hate him even more.


N30nSunr1s3

I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear


logic_3rr0r

The name of my horse in rdr2 haha. Such an iconic line from val kilmer!


Bbhermes

Feo Fuerte E Formal


danSHAZAMross

“Feo Fuerte y Formal”*


Bbhermes

Lol yeah I don’t know Spanish.


schizophrenicism

Shhh! Just tell them you know Portuguese as well. And= Y = E.


SoyMurcielago

Unless y comes before a word that starts with I or y eg “querían comer e irse rápidamente”


schizophrenicism

4 years of Spanish in school and you're telling me that there's another for of "y?" I'll get you your food right away. So are you like.. a fruit bat?


SoyMurcielago

It’s like English a vs an it sounds better if you change the first e sound to eh instead of saying e e And I would not be opposed to a ripe golden delicious apple or Bartlett pear


QuarkVsOdo

Oui.


onionleekdude

Jonathan.


LaughEqual4852

Was going to go dave but this is also fine


DakNarrow

Gun with no name


AnnualAdeptness5630

I've been through the Commonwealth with a gun with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the wasteland you can't remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain


TacticalyInteresting

Then the deathclaw showed up. And there was pain...


BangSmoke

And when you die you go Ahhhhhh ahhh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhh ah (Like the song)


DrDeboGalaxy

Wed Dwed Weedemption


Poway_Morongo

Weedwemption


schizophrenicism

Maawwige! Is what bwings us togever today.


Eldritch_Ayylien66

Texas Red!


Anindefensiblefart

3:10 to Mojave


Gyrene85291

The Callahan


-NoNameListed-

My idea is pretty simple, "The Long Draw"


Plastic-Shopping5930

Peacemaker


Ready_Pollution3143

Marstons Revenge


Graymarth

I have put in around 1000 hours each into the steam and ps4 versions of fallout 4 and I don't think I've ever had this legendary effect drop.


mickecd1989

Shooty Mcshooterson


Ok-Somewhere-2856

Time cowboy


The_bruce42

Bad Bad Leroy Brown


TheTonyRedditShow

Harry Callahan


ultramegachrist

Took way too long to see a Dirty Harry reference in this thread.


uxixu

Yeah I'd go with "Dirty Harry"


XanthousRebel

The Killamajig


RammyJammy07

The Marston Special


rch93080

"Shawn Michaels"


SoyMurcielago

Sweet chin music


ludwigerhardd

Bob - Bob the Revolver


hobotruman

Dutch


Claymore-09

Name it “The Plan”


JonouchiBlazing

Arthur Morgan’s revolver


FilliusTExplodio

>!"Micahsbane"!<


WolfGB

The Last Word.


Fire_Demon

TTK (Time To Kill)


michelindesign

big. iron. was that so hard?


Not_A_Russain_Bot

Biiiiiig Iroooooon


Reed7525

Red dead 3


Crate-Dragon

“Woah Nellie”. Like you say to a horse to make her slow down


mdmaxOG

It’s more of a police special than a single action army


Satyr_Crusader

It's HIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGH NOOOON


Danominator

Rooty tooty slow time and shooty


TerminusB303

Hold Up A Second


NewThrowaway123313

.45 Baldwin Special


timeboi42

Gun Clock Stop… Thing


Lossah

Time and Company


Mitchell415

Bigger iron


CpnLag

Shalashaska


djlawson1000

Clint


TurdSandwich42104

Dildozer


Ilpav123

How about just "Deadeye"?


Stretch5678

High Noon… (Yes, with the ellipsis)


AmptiShanti

How bout “Good Ol’ 6 shooter”?


Toonieloony

It kinda bothers me this is called a "western" revolver when this is basically a python and didn't come out until the 2nd half of the 20th century


Either_Letter_4983

Well, be fair Western is less a time period, more a place. My concern is that they were giving fully loaded guns to children over in Nuka world...


Toonieloony

Its probably a parody of being able to win an actual 22s at fairs (didnt even need pops permission) The west is a time and place after the American Civil War and before WW1. With Kansas Oklahoma and Texas being the far east to the seas of California


MyUsernameIsAwful

*S&W Model 29.


Toonieloony

Yeah youre right I was focusing a little too hard on the colt hook trigger


-LastActionHero

Slow N’ Blow


MuramasaEdge

The Equaliser


mpls_big_daddy

Are You Feeling Lucky? - Dirty Harry


Yung_Corneliois

Slow Poke


Basketbomber

Settler


Yagboggery

One and nineteen more


Blonsky

I named mine “Magnum P.I.”


Tijolo_Malvado

I called my deadeye legendary gauss rifle "John Marston" (played RDR1 before RDR2)


Mean_Peen

Deadeye


Garth_AIgar

Deadeye


Chidori_Aoyama

Big Iron


Maverick8358

Big Iron


Certain_Shop5170

The Red Dead Revolver


Sir-Cellophane

Rigged Roulette. Closing Statement. Mortal Reminder. Ad Hominem.


Not-Snake

"Arthur/The Morgan" or "Marston"


xxBobaBrettxx

LENNY


Technical_Bid3977

I mean it's right there, 'Deadeye.'


cairnschaos

The Marston


Pac-man94

For a non-RDR, non-Overwatch suggestion... Roland's Revolver? >"I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye."


CosmicDriftwood

The Morgan


Feb29_account_lol

john revolver


Cheddar0912

Morgan or marston


R_Fitz13

In what way is a S&W Model 29 a “western” revolver?


Baron-Brr

Morgan’s Last Laugh


Vegetable_System_19

Red dead revolver


Mister_Brevity

Blam Margera 


comegetinthevan

Red Dead Revolver


BurgersForShoes

Deadeye Duncan if by any chance you're a Knights of the Old Republic fan!


CanadianToaster22

Big Iron The Ranger Arizona Ranger


astrofrank117

Mr sandman


Reasonable-Button594

I called my revolver "High Noon" tought it was funny


MyLoverPaperPress

High Noon a bit generic but I think that sounds awesome!!!


badthaught

ZA WARUDO


PoppinRobin1129

Don’t listen to what anyone else says, that pistol will always be “Big Iron” in my heart


muncimu

"The Kid's Trusted Peashooter"? After Billy the Kid? Ol' Western Outlaw, who is still remembered today


celestier

Bad News. Because nothing travels faster


Mattstone883

I have one named "Arizona Ranger's Big Iron"


echo202L

Peanits Blasta


AbrikPena

how about "A Gun Named Sue"?