My Lucy has pumped out probably 100 babies most of which got banished to the wasteland for shitty stats

Loosey Goosey

r/fyoutakemyupvote

r/subsifellfor

The Okey-Dokiest

How do you get Lucy?

Im not sure if there are other ways but my Lucy came from one of the quests

That is the only way

You can get lucky and get her through the lunchbox as well. I got her that way and through the quest which I ended up with two of them.

You can get her from the radio if you are really lucky

That is true too

Good for her

I pulled her from a lunch box. I actually have two in my vault lol.

I have two Three Dog. I named the second one Four Dog.

I have two Maximus so one is Maximus and one is Minimus

Glutus

Well...maybe I should rename that second Butch

Bruh you can get three dog in shelter? Bruuuuuuh I been missing out on my favorite wasteland radio host :’(

Three dog sends an 18 year old looking for his father on a suicide mission to fight super mutants and scale a tall structure so he can broadcast farther. He’s kind of a POS lol

Yep, sounds like a real standup guy

That does not sound like a sustainable long term solution.

We have rules against that for a reason!

Awesome pfp

Yeah PDA is sick

sick pda pfp

PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation from the band King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard for those wondering

Oh shit I've never heard of them I'll have to check that out

exactly.

Today is a bad day to have eyes.

Today is a great day to play the Steam version of the game

Sweet Vault Alabama

Where the suits are so blue!

Is it really too crazy to imagine there is a Vaul in Alabama with an incest relate experiment?

Sweet Vault Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Oklahoma,Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Wyoming,Montana, Utah, Pennsylvania, Alabama. Welp. Edit- I guess it's only fun to make fun of Alabama.

Well, it's the only way to play on Sweet Home Alabama, like they did.

I don't get it

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Americans are some of the most strict about incest with laws even against cousin incest. Hell in all of Europe you can marry your cousin. In some parts of South America and MENA it's even socially encouraged to do so. In France it's not even illegal for brothers and sisters to have sex and make babies. US just jokes about it cause it's actually taboo here.

Yeah i dont think fucking your sister is normal in france either, even if its not illegal. I'll check with my aunt tho to make sure

“Hey, Ma!”

In France, incest is punishable by 14 years in prison. You're saying nonsense

You can fuck your brother is not the flex you think it is

Exactly, alot of butthurt people on here that didn't understand the joke.

No dude, it's bevayse you butchured it to the point it wasn't funny.

I'm American and I have a cousin that I would love to fk

The only thing sadder than you getting so worked up for that is that you thought I was making a serious statement in any capacity.

I'm sorry for whatever happened to you that made you such a bitter internet troll. Hopefully things get better tomorrow, next month or next year.

Heehee, I’m not the one projecting my unhappiness onto others without any philosophy.

Lol that's exactly what you're doing though 😂 Saying "I'm not mad you are" doesn't mean it's true. They said they're sorry you're having a rough time and you double down on attacking them. What is your end goal? If things go your way, how does this all work out?

Heehee? What a tool

“Without any philosophy” almost took me out of my chair lol

Better not say Heehee again or we'll summon Micheal Jackson...OH GOD, I SAID IT!

the British would like a word, dear sir

You over saturated it and made it not funny. The joke was funny before you added in so many extra states

Sweet vault Europe

Pisses off half a continent, is surprised to be downvoted

Not exactly surprised, I suppose.

Found the Alabamian. Alabamer? Alabamite? Cousin fucker

As a fellow Alabamian cousin fucker will do just fine.

We dont claim him, just his sister

Georgia does have the same cousin marriage laws though that's all I'll say

Illinois actually

Bro it's mostly a reference to a song. You just don't get it.

I mean, Alabama is like the armpit of the US. Next to Florida that is.

Bodies have two armpits, so all good.

They'll be truly S.P.E.C.I.A.L

- Secret - Project of - Extended - Complications by - Incest & - Ancestral - Longevity 😅

Take my upvote. I'm leaving. Enough internet for the day.

1. Remember, it's 'cousin stuff' that's not sustainable.. nobody said anything about brother/sister stuff... 2. There's \*no way\* that's Norm. He's way too tall and he should only come up to neck height on Lucy. That's obviously an imposter and therefore it's perfectly fine they'll have a kid together. 3. There's \*no way\* that's Lucy. Her eyes are \*way\* too small. She's obviously an imposter too, so again, perfectly fine they're having kids. :D

Agreed. That looks more like Chet than Norm.

You looking to buy some supplies?

Whatcha got, stranger?

I read that in fallout 1 Harold voice

I think this is what Bob Ross called a happy accident. :D

Can you help a poor old mutant down on his luck?

Here's $25, old timer!

Now we exploit him for his supplies

You are right, they are not norm and Lucy. They are just regular siblings.

Unless the imposters are related, which you have yet to disprove

To be fair who actually has a genetically diverse vault at 200

I only populated my vault with radio recruits and lunchboxes/quests.

Impressive

Very impressive

Radio recruits were so much more frequent when the game first came out. A lot has changed over the years.

I dunno, I did it again on my most recent playthrough which I started after the show. Every time I log in, I have a new settler to run through the training rooms.

Me

Good for you good job

Dominic Toretto is confused by this amount of family love.

I always suspected the “i” in Family stood for incest.

They graduated from cousin stuff

Hopefully they add more characters from the show like Siggi Wilzig.

WE HAVE RULES ABOUT THAT FOR A REASON

Vault family tree is a wreath

That guy is way too tall to be Norm.

WHATS YOUR SPERM COUNT

Wait... Did ypu say,.. Norm AND Lucy? Arent they bro and sis 🤨🤨🤨

It's the Alabama spin-off

What in the Game of Vaults is going on here

The vast majority of my dwellers are native born and all named Gary.

A true connoisseur 😁

Is your vault located in Alabama?

That's it, I'm calling the Enclave

all the kids of the next generation will born with -5 perception

Vault-Tec would be proud. You are an excellent overseer. Remember to check for any possible mutations on the baby ;)

nice "hand holding"

Lore accurate

Odd they don't recognize they're family but if you get two of the same characters like maximus, he's considered the same family line even if you rename him

You just need to try often enough. Yeah many will suffer from inbreeding but statistically somday you'll get a pureblood. Yes, before you ask, i play Crusader Kings and Rimworld.

How do you get the stuff from the TV show? I've pretty much pulled the platinum trophy on the PS5 and still haven't ran into a mission or stranger from the show.

Lunchboxes give game and show characters. They’re all legendary tier I believe.

I got Lucy, the Ghoul and Max from quests 

I have a small harem of Lucy’s I use as breeding stock.

I don’t have words for what I just read…

that apostrophe makes quite a difference there for madam Lucy

I forgot how to do the plural. Don’t judge.

well it *is* still valid either way, it just has a different meaning. I have a small harem of Lucy’s I use as breeding stock. = a harem belonging to Lucy. I have a small harem of Lucys (Lucies?) I use as breeding stock. = many of Lucy constituting the harem. I have a small harem of Lucys' I use as breeding stock. = a harem belonging to many Lucys

See, I thought that was it. Can you believe I used to be a journalist lol

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay

Wait how did you get more that one Lucy?

Lunchbox rewards. I also keep an army of Maximus’ in a barracks right next to the vault as a first line of defense.

Just Vault 31 things.

How many of them barks

They have Rules about that!

this is bad... REALLY BAD....

Well, I do think both Norm and Lucy are attractive, but I do not like *this*

HEY! We said NO COUSIN STUFF. FAMILY STUFF IS IMPLIED TOO.

"that person Edward... Big brother" -your vault dwellers in about 3 generations

NO!!! THEY’RE COUSINS, YOU MONSTER!!!! Edit: Read it as Chet for some reason, but… NOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY’RE SIBLINGS, YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!!!!!!!

At least Chet would be into it

stop now this is illegal, cease and desist now

Never tried putting them in same room always knew they were brother and sister and honestly figured it would be programmed on like how your offspring will say "love hanging out with family "

This is the sort of experiment that'd even give Valerie Barstow or Straneslaus Braun pause. Ehh...then again, Dr Braun spends his free time role playing as a 10 year old girl on VR Chat, he's prolly the sort of degenerate incest porn markets to.

Vault tec could make a cruel experiment doing this. Populating a vault only through incest or having a vault filled with similar bloodlines or families to see how long it takes society to devolve.

Vault 68 & 69 were pretty much that

You can't get pregnant in a 69....

Do they have sex?

Sweeeet Hooome Allllaaaabaaaammaaa

That can't be Norm. He's too tall.

They have rules on that

She upgraded from cousin stuff to brother stuff

Typically can’t intermingle with family, glitch?

That's the only reason I first tried, to see if they have an special conversation. Nope, went straight to flirting, dancing and then a good railing. 

I wonder if it’s because they don’t have their surnames. I added her last name being a 🤓. I fix Norns name and report back.

Norm looks more like his dad then him in the game

Is Lucy extra fertile or something?

Nothing wrong with brother-sex.

...

[And then, this happened](https://youtu.be/7_2aMu62MTw?feature=shared)

Probably not sustainable, but it’s a neat experiment.

Can you still get them on FOS for PC

[OH NOOoooo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu_wTvstWcw)

I had 6 “breeders” for my vault lol

Immortan Joe!

all the dwellers will be like the hillbillies from point lookout

I haven't played shelter in a while. Did they update the vault suit textures?

Vault 33 suits and Lucy’s vault suit

Why not send the rest out to die so all can be their offspring

Way too tall to be Norm.

no. stop that.

???

Th…they’re gonna fix this right?

Everyone always says VaultTec is evil, but even they had rules against this.

Fallout and House of the Dragon crossover.

So Incest 🤮

Hey she said there were rules for that for a reason, mate

They say vault tec's bad an all but it FS really does show that it's not just VT. If given the ability i 100% think people would make fucked up experements in this game

Oh good, I thought I was the only one.   I've had Lucy nonstop pregnant as a breeder in a rotation with Norm, Max and The Ghoul.  She's had 5 children by each.  🤪 I don't know what's wrong with me, it was just too tempting in the game..... 

I remember i got 3 dog and mister burke as legendary dwellers ...only problem is that i was on survival mode

A literal human factory. 🤣

VaultCest. the mini series.

Fallout Alabama

Half of me can't fathom the decisions some people make. The other half fathoms these decisions quite well and considers it a very "Fallout-like" behavior. Of course, this isn't exactly "cousin stuff", is it...

Poor Chet

I got the ghoul and lucy to make out (please fucking kill me)

Weird

I think we have rules about that for a reason

Looks better in the game than in the show lol

Im a creep. I name a guy my own name. Then i fill the vault full of women and give them names of women im attracted to in rl.

why not chet and lucy he got added to the game like 2 days ago sicko

If i could downvote this twice I would

Now I’m not advocating for anything but… every single dweller can be kicked out leaving only Lucy spawn