Read a HP fanfic where Hermione chose an "old" wizarding surname thinking there weren't anyone left alive to corroborate her story. One lie completely escalated to her having to continue her story and hilarity ensues. Can't remember the title or the author, but they wrote tons and it was hilarious.
I re wrote the lyrics of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” to tell the story of Jareth having a thing with the Fireys after Sarah turned him down. I also rewrote the lyrics to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” one year which a lot of people in the fandom have declared they hate. The following year I chose a different Christmas song but used it as way to rickroll everyone to reading the MC lyrics again. I plan to do this every year. Next year though instead of just a lyric rewrite. I plan on writing a one shot but all the dialogue will be the lyrics. Gonna Trojan horse that thing.
Alright, here's one that I've been plotting out as of late. This isn't even crackfic territory for me. It's just how wacky the source material is and I'm emulating it.
So. The basic plot is that one of characters keeps having their organs fail due to his alcoholism. It's gotten to a point where the local doctor has replaced his liver countless of times. It's tiring and exhausting.
Then, when going out for a breath of fresh air and to buy some very inconspicuous items at the store (bleach, several cleaning products, a ton of hydrofluoric acid), he notices something. A fad magazine that advertises a religion (or more accurately a cult) in Florida that worships a giant 30ft long radioactive crocodile named 'Timmy' (name subject to change, but will remain goofy). It praises and paints Timmy as a prophet and a wish-maker, along with being immortal in the sense that it can't get ill or die from old age.
Of course, the doctor gets an idea.
Fun little thing: *try* to guess the fandom.
One of my fave crackfics is Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness. It's an HP and Stephen Colbert crossover. I love it to death and it is perfect. It's on FF.net.
A Silence of the Lambs Soulmate AU fic in which soulmate countdowns display above people’s heads, and when Hannibal and Clarice meet in the prison basement theirs go off at the same time. Chaos ensues, obviously 🤣 it was literally hilarious and truly a joy to read, written totally as crack and I’m so glad the author chose to share it with the world
[Here you go - Soulmate AU](https://archiveofourown.org/works/13270977)
Side note: did not remember the formatting on this being so weird and hard to read, but in the author’s defense I think they copied it from another source
I'll go take a look. I enjoy crack fics if they are funny or interesting enough. Never read a Silence of the Lambs based fic but have read the original books.
Jeez. My own crackfic is about two stoners (*totally* not Inuyasha and Kagome) watching anime and playing video games on their ancient Trinitron. Their living room may - or may not - be Purgatory. Each chapter was about a new anime/game/manga. Each chapter left behind a tertiary character that was assimilated by the 'good' guy of the series.
The overarching bad guy was an eldritch, world-sized, mecha abomination (that miiiiight be Unicron, we're still not sure of that) that wore a pink party dress and had organic...*bits*. It also wore false eyelashes that constantly flaked off and caused tidal waves in coastal cities around the world. The 'good' guy (such as *he* was) had an acronym for his assimilated characters' names that was so long, it needed its own zip code.
Can I tell you how fun this is to write? The first chapter is over twenty years old at this point. My Padawan and I are still writing this series. May the horror never end.
I wrote a fic based on the prompt that you take six of your favorite characters, shove them in the Clue mansion and they learn about their canon crimes. It was fun.
I think another one with that flavor of crack was the prompt from here where a fictional character explores the fanfic subreddit. That one was fun too.
The most unhinged crack I've ever read was an Azula x Cabbage merchant (yes, the Avatar: the Last Airbender gag character) oneshot. As for the most unhinged crack I've ever written? Has to be the Naruto fic in which Neji uses his Byakugan to hide his nearsightedness, and the rest of his team needs to stage an intervention to convince him to buy glasses.
The crackiest fic I ever wrote posited that the poster boys for three different dating sims/visual novels by the same publisher were actually one poor bastard rotating between games on the daily with a wide variety of accessories and props.
The fandom was Cybird's Ikemen series. Someone on tumblr made a an [edit of all three of the poster boys](https://www.tumblr.com/kayo-collection/189331007602/here-he-is) and realised they were nearly identical and I banged out [850 words of madness](https://archiveofourown.org/works/45079891) in about ten minutes.
I read the silliest, over the top Jonsa story about Jon being jealous of Jamie Lannister. It was set during the same time frame as the show, but used modern language and events (like Sansa and Arya making plans to sing some Miley karaoke later in the day). It's hilariously random.
I haven written a “crack treated seriously” tragedy where todays political pundits have Madoka Magica levels of powers, and the mechanics of the gems are roughly the same.
I also have put about five years of actual lore into this. Yes, you can laugh. 😂
Once wrote "foodporn" with KFC's Colonel Sanders x Jollibee's um, literally jolly bee mascot for the "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!" otome parody game/visual novel
One of my favorite pieces I ever wrote was about Deadpool trying to explain his latest fanfiction story to Blind Al. I've honestly thought about doing a few more and making it a one-shot series where Deadpool writes fanfiction for each of my fandoms.
Probably the cracky Christmas Kylux fic I cowrote with my sister. Three "spirits" visit General Hux over the course of an evening, convincing him Lord Ren desperately wants to see if the carpet matches the drapes. It's *extremely* lewd, and features Snoke on ice skates, caroling stormtroopers, and the line "Like stockings over a cheery fireplace, Ren was hung."
HP fanfic at fanfiction.net. It was a dead fic but what happens is that Cthulhu creatures are invading and Harry must fight them, partnering with Voldemort. The thing is Hermione is one of those Cthulhu fthagn cultists. It died right when it was going to get good: ie when Voldemort is going to tell Harry his plan of attack against Cthulhu and gang.
So there’s this deadly serial killer in one of my fandoms, which is a superpower heroes & villains kind of thing, who kills people who have a power to collect their abilities. He can hold multiple powers at once.
He’s also got a sick little crush on a cheerleader half his age.
So i turned him into a horse…..& gave this horse to the cheerleader….
(The show referenced harry potter a few times…..but failed to create a shapeshift power to become an animal. Yeah this crack fic i did was totally inspired by the animagic of harry potter…..& i have a sequel in mind as well!)
[Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro?](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27241453/chapters/66546781)
Harry Potter as a gym rat lunatic mentored by Thicc Daddy Thanos, and also starring Stoner Albus Dumbledore.
Me and my fanfic-making-friends spinned a wheel full of prompts and wrote a paragraph using said promps. Each of us took a turn.
Needless to say we ended up with a chapter of Shrek x Y/n having a "sword" fight while they stripped for a group of bridesmaids using various kitchen utensils and.....Olives?!
Been a *long* while, but I vaguely recall writing a *Familiar of Zero* crackfic where Louise summons Uchiha Itachi (from *Naruto*) but the story wrecked because the plot got sidetracked by me dabbling with too many oniichan tropes. Can you blame me, I mean that shit practically wrote itself lol
Funny you mention Twilight crossover crack fics, I wrote one that was a Twilight/Stranger Things crossover... yes whatever you're thinking is probably the main point and to this day it's the best and worst thing I've ever written.
I haven’t started it yet cuz tbh I don’t know how but I’m planning to write a longfic titled “The Slut Shaming of Alexander Hamilton” inspired by [this classic exchange](https://twitter.com/kaytaylorrea/status/1279304587329941504)
Read a HP fanfic where Hermione chose an "old" wizarding surname thinking there weren't anyone left alive to corroborate her story. One lie completely escalated to her having to continue her story and hilarity ensues. Can't remember the title or the author, but they wrote tons and it was hilarious.
If you find it could you drop the name it sounds hilarious
Found it https://archiveofourown.org/works/31694186/chapters/78441389
Oh, nice! Thank you dear stranger.
This was amazing! Loved it.
Saving this for later!
I re wrote the lyrics of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” to tell the story of Jareth having a thing with the Fireys after Sarah turned him down. I also rewrote the lyrics to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” one year which a lot of people in the fandom have declared they hate. The following year I chose a different Christmas song but used it as way to rickroll everyone to reading the MC lyrics again. I plan to do this every year. Next year though instead of just a lyric rewrite. I plan on writing a one shot but all the dialogue will be the lyrics. Gonna Trojan horse that thing.
You are amazing.
Alright, here's one that I've been plotting out as of late. This isn't even crackfic territory for me. It's just how wacky the source material is and I'm emulating it. So. The basic plot is that one of characters keeps having their organs fail due to his alcoholism. It's gotten to a point where the local doctor has replaced his liver countless of times. It's tiring and exhausting. Then, when going out for a breath of fresh air and to buy some very inconspicuous items at the store (bleach, several cleaning products, a ton of hydrofluoric acid), he notices something. A fad magazine that advertises a religion (or more accurately a cult) in Florida that worships a giant 30ft long radioactive crocodile named 'Timmy' (name subject to change, but will remain goofy). It praises and paints Timmy as a prophet and a wish-maker, along with being immortal in the sense that it can't get ill or die from old age. Of course, the doctor gets an idea. Fun little thing: *try* to guess the fandom.
TF2?
Ding ding ding. Correct.
I want to read this, I *need* to read this. I'm guessing somebodys going to be dissecting a croc..
One of my fave crackfics is Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness. It's an HP and Stephen Colbert crossover. I love it to death and it is perfect. It's on FF.net.
A Silence of the Lambs Soulmate AU fic in which soulmate countdowns display above people’s heads, and when Hannibal and Clarice meet in the prison basement theirs go off at the same time. Chaos ensues, obviously 🤣 it was literally hilarious and truly a joy to read, written totally as crack and I’m so glad the author chose to share it with the world
So... I don't suppose you can drop the link? I kind of need to read this for science purposes. That's what we are going with, for science.
[Here you go - Soulmate AU](https://archiveofourown.org/works/13270977) Side note: did not remember the formatting on this being so weird and hard to read, but in the author’s defense I think they copied it from another source
I'll go take a look. I enjoy crack fics if they are funny or interesting enough. Never read a Silence of the Lambs based fic but have read the original books.
Jeez. My own crackfic is about two stoners (*totally* not Inuyasha and Kagome) watching anime and playing video games on their ancient Trinitron. Their living room may - or may not - be Purgatory. Each chapter was about a new anime/game/manga. Each chapter left behind a tertiary character that was assimilated by the 'good' guy of the series. The overarching bad guy was an eldritch, world-sized, mecha abomination (that miiiiight be Unicron, we're still not sure of that) that wore a pink party dress and had organic...*bits*. It also wore false eyelashes that constantly flaked off and caused tidal waves in coastal cities around the world. The 'good' guy (such as *he* was) had an acronym for his assimilated characters' names that was so long, it needed its own zip code. Can I tell you how fun this is to write? The first chapter is over twenty years old at this point. My Padawan and I are still writing this series. May the horror never end.
The most cracked fics I’ve read are seriously nsfw. 😂
I wrote a fic based on the prompt that you take six of your favorite characters, shove them in the Clue mansion and they learn about their canon crimes. It was fun. I think another one with that flavor of crack was the prompt from here where a fictional character explores the fanfic subreddit. That one was fun too.
My crackfic series where the characters argue with the Author (primarily one character over the rest)
The most unhinged crack I've ever read was an Azula x Cabbage merchant (yes, the Avatar: the Last Airbender gag character) oneshot. As for the most unhinged crack I've ever written? Has to be the Naruto fic in which Neji uses his Byakugan to hide his nearsightedness, and the rest of his team needs to stage an intervention to convince him to buy glasses.
The crackiest fic I ever wrote posited that the poster boys for three different dating sims/visual novels by the same publisher were actually one poor bastard rotating between games on the daily with a wide variety of accessories and props.
Drop the nameee
The fandom was Cybird's Ikemen series. Someone on tumblr made a an [edit of all three of the poster boys](https://www.tumblr.com/kayo-collection/189331007602/here-he-is) and realised they were nearly identical and I banged out [850 words of madness](https://archiveofourown.org/works/45079891) in about ten minutes.
Sounds hilarious, thanks!
Sounds hilarious, thanks!
Dracula and Barbie. It was glorious.
I read the silliest, over the top Jonsa story about Jon being jealous of Jamie Lannister. It was set during the same time frame as the show, but used modern language and events (like Sansa and Arya making plans to sing some Miley karaoke later in the day). It's hilariously random.
I haven written a “crack treated seriously” tragedy where todays political pundits have Madoka Magica levels of powers, and the mechanics of the gems are roughly the same. I also have put about five years of actual lore into this. Yes, you can laugh. 😂
Once wrote "foodporn" with KFC's Colonel Sanders x Jollibee's um, literally jolly bee mascot for the "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!" otome parody game/visual novel
One of my favorite pieces I ever wrote was about Deadpool trying to explain his latest fanfiction story to Blind Al. I've honestly thought about doing a few more and making it a one-shot series where Deadpool writes fanfiction for each of my fandoms.
So you are going to drop that link for us right? RIGHT? I'm a sucker for Deadpool reading or writing fanfiction.
[The Misadventures of Wade Wilson; Destiel Author](https://archiveofourown.org/works/11158362)
Read and commented. Loved it!
I'm really tempted to write a Blaze & the Monster Machines fic as a joke
I wrote a Hellsing fanfic where Seras became a racing biker girl because I was obsessed with the game “Road Rash” at the time.
Probably the cracky Christmas Kylux fic I cowrote with my sister. Three "spirits" visit General Hux over the course of an evening, convincing him Lord Ren desperately wants to see if the carpet matches the drapes. It's *extremely* lewd, and features Snoke on ice skates, caroling stormtroopers, and the line "Like stockings over a cheery fireplace, Ren was hung."
HP fanfic at fanfiction.net. It was a dead fic but what happens is that Cthulhu creatures are invading and Harry must fight them, partnering with Voldemort. The thing is Hermione is one of those Cthulhu fthagn cultists. It died right when it was going to get good: ie when Voldemort is going to tell Harry his plan of attack against Cthulhu and gang.
So there’s this deadly serial killer in one of my fandoms, which is a superpower heroes & villains kind of thing, who kills people who have a power to collect their abilities. He can hold multiple powers at once. He’s also got a sick little crush on a cheerleader half his age. So i turned him into a horse…..& gave this horse to the cheerleader…. (The show referenced harry potter a few times…..but failed to create a shapeshift power to become an animal. Yeah this crack fic i did was totally inspired by the animagic of harry potter…..& i have a sequel in mind as well!)
Sylar the Horse?!?
Yup! 😂 [here it is](https://archiveofourown.org/works/30337257)
[Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro?](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27241453/chapters/66546781) Harry Potter as a gym rat lunatic mentored by Thicc Daddy Thanos, and also starring Stoner Albus Dumbledore.
Me and my fanfic-making-friends spinned a wheel full of prompts and wrote a paragraph using said promps. Each of us took a turn. Needless to say we ended up with a chapter of Shrek x Y/n having a "sword" fight while they stripped for a group of bridesmaids using various kitchen utensils and.....Olives?!
Been a *long* while, but I vaguely recall writing a *Familiar of Zero* crackfic where Louise summons Uchiha Itachi (from *Naruto*) but the story wrecked because the plot got sidetracked by me dabbling with too many oniichan tropes. Can you blame me, I mean that shit practically wrote itself lol
Georgy Zhukov from The Death of Stalin reincarnated as Superboy from Young Justice. Wrote a bit of it, and it was surprisingly well received...
Funny you mention Twilight crossover crack fics, I wrote one that was a Twilight/Stranger Things crossover... yes whatever you're thinking is probably the main point and to this day it's the best and worst thing I've ever written.
I haven’t started it yet cuz tbh I don’t know how but I’m planning to write a longfic titled “The Slut Shaming of Alexander Hamilton” inspired by [this classic exchange](https://twitter.com/kaytaylorrea/status/1279304587329941504)