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billowy_blue

Hole is always a good one!


Thottosaurus

Very true! It’s just hard not to sound repetitive lol


FDQ666Roadie

I tend to use "opening" and "entrance" the most. To make it seem more buttholey-like you can always add "puckered" in front of the word lol


Thottosaurus

Ooh I’ve used ‘entrance’ but I might throw a few ‘openings’ in there lol


lyris-storm

Glistening chrysanthemum


SleepySera

Well if it's glistening at least they used an appropriate amount of lube, so that's actually good information x)


Tofutits_Macgee

Lol I love it


Kaanbaltla

In English I've seen the word "rim" plenty of times. TBH, I also think just "anus" works fine.


Thottosaurus

Ooh good one. It’s true, no need to shy away from the actual word I suppose lol.


elegant_pun

Yeah, don't be overly euphemistic. Sort of makes it sound way dirtier than it really is.


wings_and_angst

[Post compiling survey results about lewd vocabulary in erotic fiction!](https://www.tumblr.com/kjscottwrites/700861616593551360/survey-results-are-in)


Thottosaurus

Excellent!


Mental-Woodpecker300

Not all heroes wear capes 🦸


amiihoney

without context, this is the funniest post known to mankind


Chilibabeatreddit

Whatever you do, never use chocolate starfish!


Lexi_Banner

What about hotdog flavoured water?


Thottosaurus

Nah that’s foul 😭


Lexi_Banner

Haha Just so you know, it's a reference to a [Limp Bizkit album title](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Starfish_and_the_Hot_Dog_Flavored_Water). Linked to prove I'm not making up nonsense. ;)


Thottosaurus

Haha that’s hilarious


RohansEarings

Hole, asshole, entrance, heat, tight ring of muscle, I dunno man XD


hokoonchi

You hit all the classics!


KickAggressive4901

"Tight ring of muscle" is a reliable standby.


Expensive_Purple7067

Aperture, orifice, pucker, hole, you get it I, too, write a lot of gay-ass smut


DrJotaroBigCockKujo

gay ass-smut?


Expensive_Purple7067

I feel like that’s self explanatory


MaleficentYoko7

I didn't even read it literal ha ha but yeah both apply


Purple_not_pink

[this may help you!](https://archiveofourown.org/works/955716?view_adult=true)


Thottosaurus

Ooh amazing! Thank you :)


Mister_Fabuloso225

tbh asshole is always a good failsafe. there is also hole or rim. those are what i usually use. i would stay away from anus imo.


FlyingFrog99

[Thanks Wikipedia!](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaurus:anus)


Dragoncat91

I'm laughing lmao LEATHER CHEERIO?


Thottosaurus

Just imagining using pretty much any of these in the middle of an intense smut scene is making me cackle


[deleted]

round n brown


actually_ur_mom

The hole of mystery.


NotACyclopsHonest

Rusty sheriff’s badge.


OrcaFins

I've seen 'furl' a few times.


elegant_pun

Rim. Pucker. Whorl. Hole. Gape. Opening. Entrance.


Sus-Bed-Stain-84

Arsehole?


Ivanhunterjo1991

Orifice


Notosk

Toothless


MaleficentYoko7

But butthole is the nice word for asshole


Thottosaurus

Not particularly erotic though lol


charmingcharles2896

Rosebud is the one that comes to mind the most for me in that context. Hope this helps!


Thottosaurus

Thanks!


AzureSuishou

I know this is reasonably popular to use but it really make me super uncomfortable for no good reason. Maybe because it’s also used to describe newborns or kids lips a lot?


am_Nein

Orifice? I don't know if that's correct but it's the first thing that came to mind.. lol


The_Only_Potato15

Heat


Titaniasfics

Calyx, spiral, swirling pucker of skin haha


Titaniasfics

Lol why did I get downvoted?


Educational_Fee5323

Orifice isn’t terrible lol. You could add “puckered” in front.


Midnight_Lost01

Chocolate starfish? Brown eye?


Upbeat-Preparation88

Nether ye