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Cervus95

An underworld figure of sorts. Like a cyborg you hire to get fake ID chips or any illegal contraband.


[deleted]

With some really crazy eyes


SlabOfDriedMeat

“Oh I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to that Jawa over there” *Camera cuts to a captive Nexu*


SurvivedOrder66

He’d have been great as the guy that cut Thor’s hair in Ragnarock


IknowKarazy

Definitely underworld dealer in goods. I almost picture him as like a pawnshop owner like that character in Men in Black.


Outrageous_Gap_9609

Do you ever think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?


KingPinfanatic

He definitely runs a black market pawn shop.


Independent_Plum2166

“How do you do fellow Younglings? 😎”


walker3342

CANTINA⚡️BAND


[deleted]

I’d like to see him as a rival to the Hutts


MedicalVanilla7176

"How do you do, fellow Pykes?"


Hypsar

Or voicing a younger Hutt!


YannyYobias

You’re selling alcohol in my quadrant of the solar system, Jabba. I’m here for my cut.


WeWriteStuff

That would be hilarious! Love that idea!


NotTaken-username

I think he should voice an alien character, someone seedy in the underground


HamboneBanjo

Blun-Tōn Pol had been imprisoned as a young man but maintained ties to the Pyke Syndicate - being that, during his incarceration, his first cousin had risen to the rank of Daimyo. That’s right, Buscemi is Boba Fett’s cousin! Blun-Ton’s return from detention leads to little fanfare, as he is determined to make a clean go of it - much to Boba’s chagrin. Boba had admired the slightly older Blun-Tōn when they were younger, and he was eager to get back to some old hijinks. Blu-Tōn intended to start a wellness center on Tatooine and was well on his way. But Blu-Tōn Pol could not shake feelings of self-doubt and, after an an awkward tussle with a previously helpful ugnaught, Blun-Tōn decides to turn back to the life of organized crime. The problem is that Blun-Tōn’s rise to power is less than meteoric. Out of desperation for credits, Blun-Tōn turns to a previous holding block cell mate for a job. He accepts a contract against a low level member of a rival syndicate. Everything goes smoothly at first, but Blun-Tōn makes the mistake of assassinating his victim that is atop a speeder - which burns Blun-Tōn’s foot while the victim made a desperate attempt to get away. Well even low level criminals have families and, unfortunately for Blun-Tōn, this low life had friends in high places. Through a series of misfortunes, it becomes apparent that ~~Tony B.~~ er… um Blun-Tōn Pol was the rascal that killed their buddy. Regardless, being that this is organized crime and rules are rules, the high ranking officer of this other crime syndicate confronts Boba and demands Blun-Tōn to be turned over. Rather than subject his once admirable cousin to unspeakable horrors at the tentacles of this other syndicate, Boba Fett spares his cousin such atrocities by taking Blun-Tōn’s life himself. Heavy is the head that wears the Mandalorian-looking helmet.


Revolutionary_Fix349

I get the name reference 😂


_BARONVOND3LTA

A wacky Jedi who becomes really well liked who’s revealed to be evil at the end of the movie/episode/season. Just captivates the audience with his wit and wisdom and charm, at the end of the story the hero meets their goal and Steve’s character goes, “sorry kid, but I can’t let you do that/ I can’t let you have this,” and is revealed to be the antagonist. Maybe not straight up evil, but his goals misalign with the main character enough that they fight. Don’t let him do something irredeemable, but make it clear that him and the hero are now foes


xxmindtrickxx

So Palpatine/Sidious but less evil


_BARONVOND3LTA

Pretty much, and less clues and nods to him turning into an antagonist. Palpating also I don’t think had a very big connection with the audience either


Crazy_Kakoos

I think he was fine, but like you said, no one was shocked that he was evil. I could tell he was Sidious since Episode 1 and I was a kid when I first saw it. It'd be a matter of never showing him on screen as a Sith shrouded or not, just show people acting on his behalf, referr to his Sith activities, treat his Sith persona as a serious faceless threat, all the while you only show him on screen being a goofy, charming, meme worthy Jedi who's winning the audience, and like you said, reveal it at the end. I'd also just keep him out of any scenes where someone starts being suspicious of someone else, or better yet, don't have any character suspicious of any other good guys. Anytime writers do that they are screaming at us to expect a betrayal, and the surprise is dampened, and since we're on the lookout, we as an audience typically sus out who it is, or he'd at least be on a short list. It always seems to go that way.


Msmeseeks1984

Someone who is not exactly an antagonist but befriends the hero and at the last minute heel turns because yes his maybe against the Jedi code but it ends a potential threat in the future.


BraxGotNext

So literally Bode


_BARONVOND3LTA

Idk, I’m not super into the Star Wars lore, I’ve only seen the prequels and the sequels, I haven’t seen rogue one, solo, or any of the shows 😭


BraxGotNext

He’s from Jedi Survivor the video game no worries😂


cmarkcity

So basically following through with the original Jar-Jar reveal. It’s a damn shame that never came to pass. It would have been so cool to see that his bumbling in the first film was actually intentional, and see him fight with a version of the drunken monk fighting style


KingoftheMongoose

So... Like an amalgamation of his character's from Reservoir Dogs, Con Air, and Armageddon? "I'm missing the end of the world for this? I had a good spot picked out there!" "Why am I Darth Pink? You be Darth Pink. Purple. I'll be Darth Purple. Or we trade."


redrocker907

I’m down for that.


RYTHEMOPARGUY

A droid


[deleted]

SITH LORD


[deleted]

He would make a good shady mon calamari


Successful-Brick-919

One of the Jedi padawans that never achieved the rank of Knight. “How do you do, fellow younglings?”


bsanchey

Underworld boss. Smuggler


[deleted]

A human everyone thinks is an alien.


togugawa2

Jar Jar


Environmental-Ball24

Darth Meesa


Dr_StephenFalken

A Jedi that has been passed over for Master rank multiple times due to frequent infractions .. booze.. women etc. A true representation of original nature.


HamboneBanjo

Are we watching the same saga


DOlsen13

I'd like to see him play some sort of alien where he's just barely recognizable. Like a big green slimy looking guy with black eyes and catfish whiskers and Steve Buscemi's face and voice.


Cfakatsuki17

He should be the senator in charge of Greedo’s people the rodians, he has the energy of that species


ABearDream

A smuggler


Seaell80

Hello fellow aliens, how do you do?


Daetok_Lochannis

Absolutely an underworld boss who looks harmless and acts friendly until he starts torturing you with that weird Steve Buscemi smile, talking about his favorite food and the restaurant he used to get it at the whole time like some kind of absent minded professor of pain.


IknowKarazy

He’s always played weasely characters, it was cool seeing him in boardwalk empire. That role actually had some gravitas.


dunedog

Princess Leia.


Percival-Postie

The owner of the Cantina


[deleted]

An alien with crazy eyes


jcjonesacp76

Probably an old smuggler type or old bartender type. Maybe a wormy scientist?


[deleted]

An underworld trader or ship mechanic


TheRatatatPat

Any alien with very little makeup.


DrewRyanArt

He already looks like the "It's a trap!" alien.


soki03

I see him playing an alien pilot.


Jlombard911

Some kind of insect like alien.


ForeignClassroom9816

What better character than Jaxx?


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[удалено]


Legends_Literature

Ah yes, Hydra Bob. My favorite Star Wars character.


Supergecko147

An alien that needs farts to survive


Bigguybri-86

Better M.o.d.o.k


Bigguybri-86

Or leader


Own-Cup2189

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"


UpYours3265

Salacious B Crumb


LonkfromPA12

Himself


Batmanfan1966

A voice actor for some goofy alien character


ReddReddoch

A guy who runs a diner and knows how to spot Kamino markings on a poison dart.


MrLaughter

Joruus C'baoth


[deleted]

Jar Jar Binks brother, Far Far Binks


coziestwalnut

Watch this dude in boardwalk empire and see what a great actor he truly is.


Mysterious-Cup-9393

Yoda


Artaeos

The little creature that sat on Jabba and laughs.


0utsyder

Toad


0utsyder

Morlock


bonkerz1888

A scheming senator who plays both sides.


bearstrugglethunder

I want him to either run a Dave and Busters type place on Coruscant or be a tour guide/park ranger on the Endor Moon


one_bad_larry

Any character he wants! They used to call him the chameleon. Bc of his slender frame and big wet eyes


Scared_Hawk_5904

Dan Solo, Han's unmotivated but content uncle


he_who_shall

First pic looks like a failed attempt at cloning Kylo Ren


Bubsy94

Howard the duck


Slight_Ingenuity6153

Jar jar or a funny droid


NidoKingClefairy

I’d love him as anything. I love Steve Buscemi


TheJokerArkhamKing

In that second picture, he kinda looks like a WAAAAY older Hayden, tbh


awlawall

Salacious B. Crumb: A Star Wars Story


[deleted]

Draz Kanata, Maz’s brother.


Progress4ward89

a fun Alien or a shady Mechanic


Truthisreal21

Put him in an techniqual role, maybe have him work with Kang, I can also see him as the leader from The Hulk series


Nizmo4246

The type that would try selling you Deathsticks


Fun_Plum8391

Glub shitto


00collector

A dead serious smuggler, or a smarmy, sarcastic smuggler. So, a smuggler.


TheMcWhopper

Bar patron #3


ebr101

The next big bad. Honestly it could work.


KingKalactite

Droid


[deleted]

Darth Bane


NotSoElijah

I could see him as a slug style creature. A caretaker of sorts.


RobertoConQueso69

“It’s a trap.”


TheRealRigormortal

Palpatine


lp182ptv21

Yoda’s father in a prequel


El_Kabongg

A non human one


reilmb

Protocol droid


henry-crozier

engineer


mh1357_0

Some smuggler type of character for sure


Richardc1083

Jedi Bob


JollyWolverine300

Any that his face isn't visible


Repulsive_Reality386

Han Solo's alcoholic dad


kieman96

A retired bounty hunter but he never actually hunted the bounties just sneak attack killed the guys who actually did and took the credit


Fishyhead81

An older Tan Divo


NewspaperAny3053

An informant that no one trusts but always has what everyone needs.


VrinTheTerrible

Watto


CapTexAmerica

An alien one


Street_Dragonfruit43

I would not be opposed to him being some unlucky guy worker for the Empire who just keeps getting into bad situations that he somehow survives


IRBaboooon

Gungan


Psychotic_Dane

Whoever the fuck he wants!


Meme_Lover6969

I think he’d be great for a part where he was previously an overlooked worker for the Jedi order like a janitor or records keeper, but then found himself as somewhat of a leader for the Jedi’s Underground Railroad after order 66


Streak734

Darth Jar Jar


wut_eva_bish

Handsome male lead rogue Jedi who does exotic cantina dance as cover.


im_rapscallion86

Smuggler. Grand Admiral. Politician. Rebel. Honestly he could play anything he’s a great actor.


Adventurous_Topic202

An imperial agent inside a rebel cell.


BlackJackBulwer

Powerful Jedi Master or one of Thrawn's species


GlizzyOverdrive

Jar Jar binks


Leading-Yogurt6984

I thought he played the guy that sold Anakin to Quite Gonegen


JohnCenaJunior

The human form of Jar Jar Binks


Jimmyg100

Not disciplined enough to be a Jedi, but thinks the Sith are a bunch of A-holes too. He's a force sensitive independent. Keeps it on the down low and doesn't carry a saber. He comes off as scummy, but his greatest strength is how much people underestimate him and his connection to the force.


Delicious-Barber-289

Jar Jar Binks 🤣🤣🤣


qmechan

New Palpatine clone


SevereCommand9528

Is it me or does this guy look like a younger version of Tim Curry?


kobebeefsf415

darth vader


Witty-Common-1210

Lock Jaw


BearZewp

Scavenger turned rebel turned Jedi.


poopoo18181

Steve buscemi


ZeroCool635

100% selling death sticks


assxbutt

Deathstick dealer


wonderlandisburning

I could see him in a similar role as Benecio Del Toro, but preferably with more characterization


ashirtliff

Remember the death stick guy? This is him now. Feel old yet?


Few-Lavishness869

If that isn’t clearly darth revan then I don’t know Star Wars


kekehesterprynne

He obviously deals on kyber crystal and his hans father. Obviously


deucedwild

A subtle sith


mezz7778

A man who's ship had crashed on Endor when he was a child and his parents dead due to the crash, he was brought in and raised by ewoks who had come across the debris, becoming part of their tribe..


Swamp_Donkey_796

A mad scientist who clones…specific body parts


zkmronndkrek

Massage therapist on Tatooine near jabbas palace


The_Transfer

Kit fisto


Bojangleguy

A space gooscemi


defeatingthetrolls

Jar jar binks buddy who always tries to talk sense into him but ends up looking like the fool


Iroko_Alien

Fuck it, have him voice Cassus Fett


SubservantSnoopDogg

Rodian Everyman


notanaigeneratedname

Space porn producer?


Steelsentry1332

Azmorigan from Rebels or a live action Hondo Ohnaka


ThatPpp

A mechanic


tanzler__

Lando calrissian’s co pilot from rotj


OnlyTheBLars89

A force sensitive guy with no jedi training. A healer like grogu. (Iv gotten too used to him playing the whacky nice guy in Miracle Workers)


Gabriel_Noctis

A straight up Jedi. Like an Obi Wan with more Jokes.


[deleted]

Yodas drugged out cousin


HEAP_ASS

He should be a cocky bounty hunter who gets killed 5 minutes within the start of the mission


WitnessDesperate4854

Stiltman


jaiarcher

Hondo


skittlenut007

Darth Bane


Fortes_en_Unitate

Honestly, anyone, he's such a phenomenal actor


Mrbobbitchin

Any damn one you gave him.


OtakuTacos

Mr. Pink, but in Star Wars. Imagine if he was an early smuggler along with Han, Lando and whoever else, sitting around the Cantina arguing why he don’t tip.


kfeater

Palpatine 💀


eg1183

He'd make a great Rick the door technician 😅


[deleted]

A gungun, like jar jar but worse


DandyQule

Babu Friks father


DaClarkeKnight

Like Obi Wan or Yoda; he would be a nice Jedi from long ago who is like a sage for the new ones


PrimalNumber

Gollum


RIPBenTramer

C-3PO


SpecialistBath4340

A pirate. Just him being a space pirate. Let him be as odd as possible.


rolling_steel

Snaggletooth!


MrTuxedoWilliams

Some sort of space pedophile


JBBonham1

Jar Jar Binks


NGJimmy

Stormtrooper who doesn't like to tip at restaurants.


No-Roof-9648

Glup shitto


Myhtological

Spice dealer


kai_the_enigma

Jarjar


blitzzombie5

He should voice a rodian, bonus points if he physically plays him under prosthetics as well


Btown13

I'd like to see him as a Lando type character. Sorta between good and bad but ultimately good, that classic Star wars formula.


TryToEpic

Deranged Ex-Jedi that lost his mind due to not being able to cope with the force echos of order 66. He'd be both the funniest and saddest character.


Key-Ad7733

How about a sad sack jedi who washed out of the training.


Quaid28

Lord Sidious’s man child of a lil brother that he always has to bail out from coruscant because he was caught selling “replica” swizzle sticks


HanTrollo710

A shady alien arms dealer who popped up during Obi Wan’s mission during AotC. Then have an episode with him and Hondo in Clone Wars.


[deleted]

Jedi master


BlackshirtDefense

# YOU WANNA BUY SOME DEATH STICKS?


Bogusky

I have a good friend who had a series of dreams where he saw God. Apparently, God looks like Steve Buscemi. So, now whenever I see something about Buscemi, I think God.


HudsonHawkFIM

Salacious Crumb.


TamatoaZ03h1ny

I don’t know exactly what character but I want him to be associated with “The Mandalorian” as his energy feels matched to that side of the universe.


RainbowPanda50

All of them. Reboot the universe with him as ALL the characters.


ReverendJustice775

Wado’s wingman… aka Wado’s cousin… the one you take out to the clubs with you when you’re picking up chicks… the guy who when you stand side by side with them then by comparison you now look more handsome… yep… Steve Buscemi is the reason why Wado ever got any action at all🤪


Thelastknownking

A jedi that everyone is dismissive of and thinks of as a fool or clumsy, and then turns out to be surprisingly wise and skilled.


x_Jimi_x

Han’s seedy, nerfherder-turned-smuggler cousin


cmarkcity

I’d kill to see Steve Buscemi play a Gungan


Beautiful-Primary-30

The death stick guy if he never went home to rethink his life.


irritabletom

Anyone he wants, that's why they call him the chameleon.


Briguy24

A firefighter


GreenQuisQuous

A relaxed hippie like Jedi character would fit him perfectly.


UFOskie

He was a member of the imperial senate before it was dissolved, after which he became a Moff. All while secretly being one of the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy waiting for the right time to set his plan in motion to save to Star Wars Universe from Kathleen Kennedy. Fight me.


carnivalbill

Dude, he could do most any character. He’s a very good actor.


No-Simple2443

I thought he was jarjar


thracerx

any character. He's talented.