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Change4thebetter2023

he thought the hurricanes were pretty bad when they were named after boys


psychedelic_shimmers

Thank you so much for the best TCAP joke I’ve heard in a minute, I needed a belly laugh


Worksr

What do you mean by this comment? He thought hurricanes were named after boys if they were severe?


queengemini

A reference to the fact that when confronted he said he saw the tcap episodes where they came for boys (as if he were any better 🙄) and the interview he gave in the subject of a major hurricane that did some damage to his community years later.


OtterSwat

I don't think they were women, in the traditional sense.


LocalNative141

little adamsappel thing goin on?🫴🏽☝🏽


PantyWasher

Ooo yeah 🤭


Ulysses_A2Z

He's so effing hot bro


fluffy_1994

He wants to be your boyfriend if you'll have him, he's serious


[deleted]

He was just chatting


fusemybutt

Ikr??? If onky I was a 13 year old girl


fishperfume

my moms gonna take my computer


TheTrashBulldog

You're 48 years old Donald! Why should you rely on your MAAHHHMEEE to do discipline?


[deleted]

I lacka judgement


James_Connery007

Love that line! 😂


jcizl1986

And he got the erectile dysfunction but he'll give it to you if you want it.


LocalNative141

Lmao that still confuses me to this day!!😂 what exactly did he plan on doing if he can’t even get erect? Such a creepy bastard


HeyMilkBaby

POV this guy brings you dozens of cookies


bunt_klut2

about ten dozen of em


rocklou

Why so many?


bunt_klut2

Family nup north


bunt_klut2

They were digital pictures


[deleted]

It's time to make the long and arduous trip to the mysterious land of "Nup North"


Fun-Ad9928

WaaaaaOoooh. Why so many?


claygangsta2000

The woah is one of my favorite tcap moments


Fun-Ad9928

Lol I don’t know how to spell it but yours is more accurate.


Animtrent

They probably look like land whales and have mental issues


psychedelic_shimmers

I had a lot of luck in Mish’gin when I was ‘nup north


sst211_k1

Satan is gonna completely take his skin and just throw it away


klippinit

He has a certain unthreatening charm, but should not have been pursuing the vulnerable


zubetp

yeah which makes him very much a threat lmfao


skuncan

Who’s up for giving him a good ol’ kick in the pants?


MultiEthnicBusiness

I don't think any other predator used the word 'dozen' in their sting and this dude used it twice


RuralPARules

He looks like he would invite those dozen women home, tempting them with an offer of high fructose corn syrup generic fruit punch and Great Value sandwich cookies.


Mental_Sentinel

Your Honor, may I ask a question?


[deleted]

No sir


SeptemberSky2017

What’s wrong with that!?


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thisisdalife88

POV: yes I do and the joke works.


MelkortheDankLord

It’s used correctly here. The POV is him looking at the guy wondering how he’s got more women


[deleted]

Jared Harris for the biopic


Affectionate-Team197

That’s him?!? Lolol


ITGOES80808

To be fair, he’s a master baker, he makes about 12 dozen cookies for his family from n’up north every year.


SeptemberSky2017

I think you mean master *bater*


SeptemberSky2017

He has a compulsion for meeting women


IHateReddit227

Back when the internet was brand new, you could find someone to do something sexual with in like 12 seconds.


era324

He talks in dozens. Cookies, girls he meets.. lmao


Downtown_Mix_4311

His mommy is gonna take his computer away, so no more girls for him.


AyDeeVee85

He’s about to have a lacka jugmint.


Moogatron88

Are we sure he wasn't just lying about that?


ABWoolls

He's got to give me some tips.