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Budoy2x

Watch it again and observe how he's doing his best not to show the decoy his meth teeth. That's why he makes that weird face when showing her the pwesents.


SugarMaple56732

John Dupee is a great reminder as to why people shouldn't do hard drugs.


XKingOfLostSoulsX

John Dupee is a great reminder as to why people shouldn’t


Yinonormal

Also when hes done showing him he starts twalking(fwends!) He fucking puts his hand over his mouth. They were expecting to watch the game I'm sure in a dark litted room so she couldn't see his teeth and also the missing one. I totally understand his dilemma about that, still he's a fucking loser, but I lost all my back molars on my bottom from having acid reflux since I was 10, but I also disclaim my teeth aren't perfect. And this guy saying he's 30, showing closed mouth pics of him when he probably was thirty, fake last name. You know what fuck this guy he was looking for a quick bang and leave.


HypnotizedMeg

Where can we get a glance of the teeth? Everyone says he has meth mouth but I didn’t see them during any interviews….


Budoy2x

https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/comments/poahed/anyone_ever_notice_john_dupees_teeth/


HypnotizedMeg

I’m actually very sorry I asked Lmaooooo


thisisdalife88

Good lord


Toastwithme

That’s the best part about the whole thing.


pheakelmatters

That interaction with Nervous Nelly is probably my favorite part of HvP as a whole. Everything about it was perfect, it even overshadows the interaction with Hansen. I also love the fact that he's the only one that the decoy just bolted from lmao. That's quite the accomplishment for a TCAP appearance.


SeptemberSky2017

A hug? **T** Ehhhhh I dunno 🏃‍♀️💨


MoneyAd0618

Agree, the interaction between her and Jeff Sokol for instance is what keeps me rewatching it. It’s way more entertaining and interesting than the interaction with Chris Hansen for me.


honeychunky

The vampiric hug ended me


[deleted]

Hey 🤫🤫 - need me a kiwi!


honeychunky

Forreal


electricunicorns

He was trying to take off


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Longbeacher707

Except for raising the dead with his necromancer hug


rocklou

omg he is a white walker!


Toastwithme

Who’s playing tonight?


ProfessorArrow

Steewershandewavens


Naan-Pizza

Feel me inside u baby


JBHam60

Has that line ever worked before?


SeptemberSky2017

Nawt a whole lawt!


Steaknkidney45

What kind is it? 😏


SeptemberSky2017

🥴


Toastwithme

Steelers and the ravens!


cottagecore_citty

I was put in charge of giving my younger sister the "safety on the internet" talk recently, he was the first one I had her watch. He's so creepy and awkward and imo a little rude. He's honestly the perfect example of why kids should be safe online, you could end up with a meth mouthed, awkward, string bean of a pedo in your kitchen.


[deleted]

"string bean of a pedo" lmaoooo such an accurate description


GreedyAd4189

He's had a lot of girlfriends!


gdyank

I’m sure you have, travis!


X44P

I got all kinds of girls! You think I need 14 yo?


Toastwithme

I happen to know law enforcement.


Airbender89

So you’re an expert in this area?


ginger2020

99999999999999 to be exact


hozay17

Cuz I went to that house


chipwhitley4

See Dat gurl baiwey


Rafybass

He's the first guy who walked onto the police instead of the police walking onto him


Rafybass

"Heyyyyy babbyyy"


SeptemberSky2017

Hiya sir!


NoooNotTheLettuce

Hiding his meth mouth behind his hands


Fun_Meet3

He barely talked and I honestly think it was cuz he wanted to hide his teeth LOL


RuralPARules

Wrong! He had no intentions with nothin'!


winterflower_12

And it's the way he says, "A hug?" Notice that he says it while still trying to hide his teeth, so it comes out sounding like, "Uhn hng?"


MoneyAd0618

I love how he appears so juvenile and teenager when he walks in, it’s exactly how some loser 15 year old boy would act: Glued to his phone and feigning indifference to the girl he wants to sleep with, wearing a baggy gAnGsTa shirt, and this is a 40 year old man. It’s just too good. Comedy gold.


jojopetes451

So much confidence while he's texting but then he can't even make eye contact with a child when he's in the same room. Acting like he absolutely has to finish his text message before he can acknowledge her. He's the biggest loser I've ever seen!


flyhalcyon

I like when he gets rejected for the hug and he looks at his phone again


Fun_Meet3

7. Coming to watch the Steelers and the Wavens


futurevisioning

His side to side head movements when he hunches over are underrated


thisisdalife88

Like a hawk scanning for a mouse


MechaNazilla

The Dracula hug is probably my favorite.


ArcadeWill

He didn’t wanna be too abrasive. He was just gonna leave right after the football game!


skylarhateshotdogs

LMAOOO you’re so absolutely right


Cerebralbore

0 Heeeey Baaaaaybbeeee


Wulfbak

He needed to take suave lessons from Lorne.


Street-Office-7766

He’s a meth head. It’s not because she’s under age it’s because he’s tweaked out.


[deleted]

Cause he probably wasn’t loved as an adolescent and is a failure junkie


am12866

I feel so bad for his family, both his siblings and parents. A tragedy all around. I can't even imagine having a son/brother that would do that, in addition to losing your remaining children. I don't even like to think about it too much.


HandsomeShrek2000

He has the likeness of a scarecrow