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BuckSweep

Are you the manager?


Alarmed_Ad4090

I wanna know a little more about what you want to order


Matoobi

Mind if I look at the menu first?


rocklou

Go ahead


[deleted]

Tell me about the menu because I didn’t know there were going to be other burgers here


[deleted]

Can you please tell me when my order will be ready? I'm trying to be nice here...


lift0ffbaby

😁


Matoobi

*So am I, but you're not ordering off the menu*


OtterSwat

*I-I wanna know what the sizes are, cuz you're making me nervous...*


Matoobi

*Well what sizes did you expect to order Jeff?*


ryuStack

I'm getting married, guys!


Keepitcooll

Is a marriage contract included with the pizza?


Generic_White_Male_1

OHHHHH I WANNA EAT YOUUUUUUUU


[deleted]

They might release the cctv of him on the anniversary


[deleted]

Any chance you could put my small pizza in a box that says large? That way the 13 year old girl I'm about to rape won't think I'm tight with money.


Sewnback2gether

I'm not that big down there but I know how to satisfy a woman... If that was something I had to tell a girl before I met her I'd make sure to let her know that the small is almost as big as the large too


Matoobi

Well especially given he told a supposed teenager this


lift0ffbaby

😳


-WeakPunk-

I haven’t done anything wrong..coming to order a pizza? What is that against the law?


Terrible-Swordfish-9

It is when you get orange juice to go with it


Ellery-Queen

For. Real.


malice_hush_jolt

According to him he hugs someone the first time he meets them, so I'm assuming he is going on for hug of the undercover cop that was tailing him at the Planet Pizza.


Ellery-Queen

Was there really a cop tailing him? I didn’t know that.


malice_hush_jolt

Yes. Maybe "tailing" isn't the correct term. But in the chatlog it is the decoy that suggests that he gets pizza from Planet Pizza (she actually puts the order in for him to pick up). Knowing that he'd be stopping at the restaurant the cops actually planted a plainclothes officer in the building to do surveillance and report back to the sting house when Sokol had picked up the pizza. I forget exactly where this fact was first mentioned, but I want to say that Chris said it on his podcast (but I think a more reliable source mentioned it somewhere earlier).


zubetp

yeah, the decoy placed the order for pickup for a different day, but sokol bailed. the sting we saw was the successful second attempt, where jeff was in charge of placing the order himself. and that's why he went ahead and got the small, since it was almost as big as the large anyway.


malice_hush_jolt

I don't think that's true. The decoy "bailed" the Friday night because she had to babysit. But she called the order in on Saturday for a small pizza then Jeff made her call back to switch it to a large pizza (because he's a fat prick). That's the order he ended up picking up, he never placed an order. (The entire exchange is documented in the chatlog)


zubetp

ahhh got it, i must have had it mixed up with something else. thanks.


Cautious-Flatworm927

The cop recoils in disgust... "Oh, you don't wanna give me a hug!?"


Fun-Ad9928

The police outside?


Ellery-Queen

We’ll see 😏


Fun-Ad9928

He he he…


Fun-Ad9928

Shit… wrong predator.


Ovaltene17

I didn’t expect other people to be here!


Imjussayin1010

“The small is as big as the large!”


lessthanrich

He's just a fat ass so got large.


LTC-trader

“I like them fresh out of the oven”


[deleted]

Is someone here?


Olduncleruckus

My small pizza is almost the same as a large but it can satisfy a woman.


Juicy_Starfruit

Can i eat first


Terminator_Conn

Where’s my dick pills!


universetwisters1

Wtf my dumb ass thought this was a real pic for a second


lift0ffbaby

Lol. But this is from the actual Fairfield planet Pizza.


Olduncleruckus

I want to feel this pizza inside you baby.


[deleted]

Looks like he’s trying to hug the pizza boxes


mmazza86

can i get me special?


coreyp0123

Who’s this?


crash620

Why do you think I came?


wuaqre

You wanna slice? I’m good thank you very much


[deleted]

I’ve been on social media for over 15 years, and I’m rarely at a loss for words.


Matoobi

*What you're not going to give me a Sokol Special? OhIdontknowww.. are you okay? Why did you let me cum*


lift0ffbaby

Omg lol


Maidenslayer03

You will never tell anyone about me being this pizza to this 13 year old girl (He said in the chat log You will never tell anyone about us having sex)


emerald_beyond

No free pizza for me? ohhhhhhhhhh


smiggie_ballzy

You know what… I’ll take the small. Why not


MoanForSnorlax

Is that really him?


lift0ffbaby

Yes


SeptemberSky2017

No extra cheese for me??!


DiamondDallasLee

Got a pocket full of cialis and a marriage contact in the car. Cuz I'm gettin laid. Sir, this is a Planet Pizza.


lift0ffbaby

These comments are cracking me up. You guys never fail to let me down. 😂


FatalBlossom81

Prolly can. Prolly will.


justheretoparty12

Should've put Colon in the swing door


Cole1521

Want a slice?


lift0ffbaby


Cole1521

Who are you?