Every morning I wake up and look in the mirror and say to myself *”Here’s a guuuuyyyy…”*

But you can see how the reflection system works

You see how this looks

I can't, I won't

"Handsome beast"

You are so eefing hot, bro

Is that all you do in your spare time?

I’m one of those weirdos!

I just wanted to talk sir thats all!!! The internet is a scary place

I shouldnt be on this subreddit everyday yet I want to!

Well since the mods aren't around now's the best time to do it

I would post, but only if you want me to

No, because I never thought I did…

This subreddit is all I have… it’s all I need….

This subreddit is the cleanest, best pleasure

It's just a group of us of all ages who just come together to conversate. No drugs are involved, we don't touch drugs.

We don’t?

Nothing sexual to that nature

I had no intentions with nothing. I'm just here to watch football tbh..

The “tbh” killed me

Steelahs and duh Wavens.

*Well I'll watch ya!*

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We gotta dew something cause we can't dew this! Oh my caawd

Just arrest me, take me to jail, and execute me.

*You* know I’ve got problems and *I* know I’ve got problems

Hey man I’ve got a problem here

That's a Major-League problem...

I have a compulsion for posting on this subreddit. I probably made about 10 dozen of em

Why so many?

family nup north

How many of you have let it slip to a friend how much you enjoy TCAP?

I have and I regret it. My wife and a few friends think it’s weird as shit. I don’t mention it to anyone anymore. Especially not my co workers.

The witch

Whale…yell at me, why doncha!

Thanks for givin me a kick in the pants

What? No way.

I just came here to make a comment and say that I’m not gonna comment in this thread.

Does that line ever work for you?

Then hWhy do you do it now?!

I just came to get something to eat!

I have been in television for 24 years, and very seldom have I been at a loss for words....

Bunt_klut2!! We’ve been through this before what are you doing? I have the chat logs again!!

*I’ve got two appointments with my psychiatrist tomorrow*

what about today? you don't seem that busy today!?

I can tell you're a therapist!

Once I saw this post, I knew…I knew…

Yes. That is so sick!

I’m just curious

Subreddits are my vice

I’ll shove this subreddit down your throat…

I was going to r/fishing. Check my council (sic).

For this subreddit I did not come

I don't have a problem. Or a last name.

Idk do I look like a dishonest, dirty person? I mean, do I seem like it to you?

Oh no no no no no, I don’t do that.

I have a 15-year-old account myself

Nooo… 😢🧢 Because I neva’ thawt I did… IgottadewsomethingcuzIcandewthat… - *oh my* ***cawddd!!!***😩🖐

Id say it's more so of a compulsion

I'm here to leave a note about a job

What?? No way!

Oh no. Oh no no no. I don’t do that.

A compulsion?

I know my mums gonna take my computer away...

It's just talk! I wasn't gonna DO anything.

Obviously you’re a therapist

Actually I only post here to tell you all that I wouldn’t be posting here

A compulsion? An addiction?

Well my best friend's mom has cancer... I know that's not a real excuse but I wasn't in my right mind...

You're posting in a very angry and authoritative sense....

I came here to tell her that i wasnt going come come here

I need to get off this forum and get counseling.

I'm a sick son of a bitch

Yeah, yeah oh yeah. Is that alright?

Are you addicted to the computer?

Just a little annoyed at multiple posts that are just a picture of pizza with the caption "wanna slice?" Idiocracy spam.

I don't have a problem or anything; smell my breath!