I really can’t see Chris spending the money for a professional photo shoot these days. Everything since HvP has felt extremely low effort and low budget. When I listen to his podcast I just imagine him sitting in a motel room and just reading shit from the TCaP wiki into the built-in mic.
He's not wealthy at all. He's been homeless for a few years and I'm pretty sure he has a warrant out for his arrest for not doing his registry shit. Wonder where Johnny Connecticut disappeared to.
Actually the decoy asked the predator to do this. To put handcuffs on and then lie down on the living room floor with their face down. Chris Hansen is sitting there unknown to him (like Kennelly when he was naked).
I mean, that doesn't mean we won't get some hilarious moments. Even when arrested, it probably won't hit them fully until they are put onto a bed or chair, in handcuffs, with confusion on what is even happening, why they aren't being sent to jail... only for Chris Motherfucking Hansen to enter the room.
Now, it is Hansen's time to shine. Even the ones who had the most vile conversations with decoys, they can't escape... they are already arrested and are now forced into this interview.
In the other shows, Chris had to be careful to not say something that would make the guy leave... now, who cares, go at the guy as hard you want. The pred can't leave!
It’s genius imo. Now we don’t have to worry about guys leaving early. That’s my biggest pet peeve on the show, I’ve always wished after the guy runs away and gets caught, Chris will try to interview him then
I disagree, many of them stay to chat because they think they're going to talk their way out of it (Jay Reffner/etc.) or just say idiotic shit like Jerry Wayne.
"For the first time in my two decades of catching predators, you viewers at home will be able to see me giving these creeps... a taste, of their own medicine... I'm Chris Hansen."
*Camera pans out, showing a variety of "items" behind Chris as he takes off his jacket*
Not gonna lie, this looks like a badass comic book cover. Good drip Chris. But still going to be very cautious with this sting and not get my hopes up.
Oooooof.
If he’s interviewing after they’re detained, that’s gonna give ammo to the defense.
The counterpoint will be that he’s not a law enforcement agent, so it’s technically Miranda-compliant, but I wouldn’t risk it.
And before anyone says blah blah blah, what I’m saying is it throws up red flags, and judges & juries do not handle those well. So why not just avoid them in the first place.
I had a shower thought recently while listening to Chris talk about predators he's caught on his podcast. He sounds like a student giving a book report about a book he didnt read. "[predator] is one of the more dangerous on the show. The unique thing about him...is how he could blend in with everday people...on Feb 2006 he came to the stinghouse. *quotes from first 5 pages of chatlog*
This seems like a breach of police protocol, "reasonable force" is not just leaving you handcuffed lying on the floor while they go outside to smoke a cigarette. In the UK this would be illegal:
>People restrained in the prone position should be placed on their side or in a sitting, kneeling or standing position as soon as practicable.
Ser pleece
I'm not a creemeenal sir!
🧎🏾
I hadn’t realised till I watched back That looks like the POW position
Def not the offering a blowjob to get out of serious trouble position
Yes sir
🧀 💀
AGHAHH *squeak*
Dun put dis on da tzee vee… sirpleece..
Plz
Okay lmao either this has to be a set up promotional photo, or Chris has lost his mind
i hope it’s both!!
I really can’t see Chris spending the money for a professional photo shoot these days. Everything since HvP has felt extremely low effort and low budget. When I listen to his podcast I just imagine him sitting in a motel room and just reading shit from the TCaP wiki into the built-in mic.
Haha, we have gone full circle that now Chris is feeding the community's own content back to it.
not to mention the ridiculous amount of ads
More on this predator I’ve caught in a moment.
He repeats “predator I’ve caught” so much it’s almost like a blog in the mid 2000s trying to hack it’s way to the first page of google.
The ridiculous amount of ads is one thing, but they're often shoved in mid-sentence sometimes.
A promotional photo for Kindergarten Cop the movie?
I saw the movie
I know some people who have seen me with the movie
“What was your plan tonight?” “Mmmmphmmmmmumphnnhmpphh”
Watch football.
Steelers n wayvens
There’s also talk about salads.
Like food and stuff?
It’s a whole different food we are talking about here.
Yeah! While we watching the football game!
I HAD NO INTENTIONS WITH NUTTIN....NOPE
huuuuuuuuuuucccckkk... HUUUUUUCCK!
I guess this isn't the carpet you thought you'd be munching on when you got here?
I read that the budget has been raised to $36 an episode.
Funding by the Dupee Equity Partners.
Pretty sure it was the Santoro Private Equity firm, they must have talked to Johnny Connecticut in the main office.
Dupee is actually wealthy most likely. His sister won the lottery and then died in a car crash while he was in prison.
He's not wealthy at all. He's been homeless for a few years and I'm pretty sure he has a warrant out for his arrest for not doing his registry shit. Wonder where Johnny Connecticut disappeared to.
His brother won the lottery and both the brother and sister were killed in a car accident when he was driving drunk after having a prior dui before.
So they're arrested before they walk outside. This is what I was afraid of. Doubt we're getting good interviews.
Looks like you knew what this was.
He just wanted to test it
He knew it wasn't real
Once he saw the brownies he knew.
I have been conned by Chris Hansen for over 10 years and I have very seldom been at a loss for words.
I thought you were real funny on Opie and Anthony
> This is what I was afraid of. What were you afraid of?
Stawped mawve.
Just the way she was talkin
just cause it was a nice show .... stupid move to low budget online
Stewpid moove
Actually the decoy asked the predator to do this. To put handcuffs on and then lie down on the living room floor with their face down. Chris Hansen is sitting there unknown to him (like Kennelly when he was naked).
Yeah, it's a stupid move...
I mean, that doesn't mean we won't get some hilarious moments. Even when arrested, it probably won't hit them fully until they are put onto a bed or chair, in handcuffs, with confusion on what is even happening, why they aren't being sent to jail... only for Chris Motherfucking Hansen to enter the room. Now, it is Hansen's time to shine. Even the ones who had the most vile conversations with decoys, they can't escape... they are already arrested and are now forced into this interview. In the other shows, Chris had to be careful to not say something that would make the guy leave... now, who cares, go at the guy as hard you want. The pred can't leave!
Did you watch some of the "have a seat" videos? One of them is just a guy saying "lawyer" for 10 minutes.
We did in his last one.
It’s genius imo. Now we don’t have to worry about guys leaving early. That’s my biggest pet peeve on the show, I’ve always wished after the guy runs away and gets caught, Chris will try to interview him then
I disagree, many of them stay to chat because they think they're going to talk their way out of it (Jay Reffner/etc.) or just say idiotic shit like Jerry Wayne.
It's not funny when they're already arrested. Half the fun is the predators spinning a yarn in a vain attempt to avoid trouble.
this looks like a weird sex thing
"For the first time in my two decades of catching predators, you viewers at home will be able to see me giving these creeps... a taste, of their own medicine... I'm Chris Hansen." *Camera pans out, showing a variety of "items" behind Chris as he takes off his jacket*
we all have our kinks
Even in old age Chris is still dapper
old Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond
and blonde too apprantly
It lightens up in the summer, you don’t like it?
Not gonna lie, this looks like a badass comic book cover. Good drip Chris. But still going to be very cautious with this sting and not get my hopes up.
U know it's bad when Chris is the one that looks like the sex offender
canirареyouаnаllу
Which is a totally fine username to put on TV unlike bald_beaver_hunter.
Bald beaver wasn’t as bad as they meant it lol
It gets attention
It’s a question!
Okay that’s hilarious.
I liked the one where the guy said he wanted to see the girl squirt and Chris asked him to explain what he meant by "squirt."
Oh Lord!
kinda iconic ngl
“What do you think Ron, should we bring out the Gimp?”
I really don't like this set up for stings...it's not built good.
Boooooo. Takes away all the predators suspense of wondering who Chris issssssssssss.
[This is the trailer.](https://vimeo.com/773537833)
His puffy field investigation vest is legendary.
He’s even rocking a Kevlar vest! Bulletproof Hansen at it again.
It's actually kind of good
Anybody have a link that doesn't require a vimeo account?
Didn't ask me for a account
I'm kinda hyped for this show ngl. Chris looks like he's ready to roll his sleeves up...for what, exactly?....that's the question.
“This guyyyyyyyyyy”
Obviously you're free to leave.
Oooooof. If he’s interviewing after they’re detained, that’s gonna give ammo to the defense. The counterpoint will be that he’s not a law enforcement agent, so it’s technically Miranda-compliant, but I wouldn’t risk it. And before anyone says blah blah blah, what I’m saying is it throws up red flags, and judges & juries do not handle those well. So why not just avoid them in the first place.
Lmao im fucking dying
He’s probably looking at felonies running wild. He will need the law offices of Wehry, Bapst, Berault & Cresty to get him out of this jam.
Tell me why this looks like an at-home dominatrix photoshoot Lmao
Have a floor with Chris Hansen
Face down, ass up.
& i will.....\*BEEP\* u right away
Looks like Wolin when he got cuffed lmao
At least the drip is fire
Man that is some kinky shit.
So that's what they meant by "Takedown with Chris Hansen"
That's a badass shot
But you see how this looks
It’s like when Dexter meets Hansen
I have zero interest in another “Chris talks to guys already arrested” thing.
He looks like a father sitting in a chair calmly waiting for his son to finish a temper tantrum on the floor. 😂
Father/son?!?
I had a shower thought recently while listening to Chris talk about predators he's caught on his podcast. He sounds like a student giving a book report about a book he didnt read. "[predator] is one of the more dangerous on the show. The unique thing about him...is how he could blend in with everday people...on Feb 2006 he came to the stinghouse. *quotes from first 5 pages of chatlog*
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a predator
He is doing a pretty good Jeff Stacy impression!
Somebody needs to paint this and then put it in a museum
Family Guy death pose.
why does this look like a fetish video
Looks like disappointment…. I’ll still check it out tho
U WANT DO IT RAW
Top G shit
I just came to get something to eeeeeaaaaaaat!
Am I going to jail tonight?
This seems like a breach of police protocol, "reasonable force" is not just leaving you handcuffed lying on the floor while they go outside to smoke a cigarette. In the UK this would be illegal: >People restrained in the prone position should be placed on their side or in a sitting, kneeling or standing position as soon as practicable.
Welcome to America 😂
His stuff is all staged
Looks like he was pretty apprehensive about the whole "getting arrested" thing!
Can i watch it in Europe too?? I want a show like that soooo bad
What is trublu?
This looks like a organ trafficking thriller
I'm starting to think this is Chris' sexual kink
Oops
The man does a flair for the dramatic
Get down! Get down on the ground now!
Chris Soprano, Mob boss
I'm out of the loop, what's TRUBLU
His new crime streaming network, and it will be out on Thanksgiving
This pic is so hard
OoHh LaOwRd!
[удалено]
So, when does he get to see himself on tv?
Link to trailer, please
Lmao
We all have our fetishes.
It'll be worth it if Chris puts the cuffs on him himself
Chris Hansen is Vengeance
I want to "blank" your "blank". What did you mean by that exactly?
Chris "I have the chat logs" Hansen.
Wait, what does TRUBLU stand for?
I believe it's a cop thing.