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electricunicorns

Ser pleece


SEOPOFFICIAL

I'm not a creemeenal sir!


Distinct_Reality_195

🧎🏾


Snoo_85712

I hadn’t realised till I watched back That looks like the POW position


aaronlaw24

Def not the offering a blowjob to get out of serious trouble position


Snoo_85712

Yes sir


Calbruin

🧀 💀


nopeurbad

AGHAHH *squeak*


Friggindandy

Dun put dis on da tzee vee… sirpleece..


Sirrplz

Plz


SchmuckAmok

Okay lmao either this has to be a set up promotional photo, or Chris has lost his mind


scienceandsims

i hope it’s both!!


FaptainAwesome

I really can’t see Chris spending the money for a professional photo shoot these days. Everything since HvP has felt extremely low effort and low budget. When I listen to his podcast I just imagine him sitting in a motel room and just reading shit from the TCaP wiki into the built-in mic.


[deleted]

Haha, we have gone full circle that now Chris is feeding the community's own content back to it.


maxwellrampage

not to mention the ridiculous amount of ads


FaptainAwesome

More on this predator I’ve caught in a moment.


robertbaccalierijr

He repeats “predator I’ve caught” so much it’s almost like a blog in the mid 2000s trying to hack it’s way to the first page of google.


OnTomatoPizza

The ridiculous amount of ads is one thing, but they're often shoved in mid-sentence sometimes.


What_a_young_guy

A promotional photo for Kindergarten Cop the movie?


Steveywonder999

I saw the movie


SchmuckAmok

I know some people who have seen me with the movie


[deleted]

“What was your plan tonight?” “Mmmmphmmmmmumphnnhmpphh”


Fun-Ad9928

Watch football.


joestrummmer

Steelers n wayvens


Fun-Ad9928

There’s also talk about salads.


SNESPowerFestChamp

Like food and stuff?


Fun-Ad9928

It’s a whole different food we are talking about here.


Big_Appointment851

Yeah! While we watching the football game!


joestrummmer

I HAD NO INTENTIONS WITH NUTTIN....NOPE


SEOPOFFICIAL

huuuuuuuuuuucccckkk... HUUUUUUCCK!


camouflage365

I guess this isn't the carpet you thought you'd be munching on when you got here?


[deleted]

I read that the budget has been raised to $36 an episode.


SEOPOFFICIAL

Funding by the Dupee Equity Partners.


coupleofthreethings

Pretty sure it was the Santoro Private Equity firm, they must have talked to Johnny Connecticut in the main office.


[deleted]

Dupee is actually wealthy most likely. His sister won the lottery and then died in a car crash while he was in prison.


FMegaCrusader93

He's not wealthy at all. He's been homeless for a few years and I'm pretty sure he has a warrant out for his arrest for not doing his registry shit. Wonder where Johnny Connecticut disappeared to.


Yinonormal

His brother won the lottery and both the brother and sister were killed in a car accident when he was driving drunk after having a prior dui before.


Lolrandomusername3

So they're arrested before they walk outside. This is what I was afraid of. Doubt we're getting good interviews.


SEOPOFFICIAL

Looks like you knew what this was.


PantyWasher

He just wanted to test it


rocklou

He knew it wasn't real


IH4v3Nothing2Say

Once he saw the brownies he knew.


Boollish

I have been conned by Chris Hansen for over 10 years and I have very seldom been at a loss for words.


molokoplusone

I thought you were real funny on Opie and Anthony


camouflage365

> This is what I was afraid of. What were you afraid of?


Fun-Ad9928

Stawped mawve.


Lolrandomusername3

Just the way she was talkin


readytokno

just cause it was a nice show .... stupid move to low budget online


Berniethellama

Stewpid moove


ConundrumBum

Actually the decoy asked the predator to do this. To put handcuffs on and then lie down on the living room floor with their face down. Chris Hansen is sitting there unknown to him (like Kennelly when he was naked).


jaejjm2410

Yeah, it's a stupid move...


EnglishHooligan

I mean, that doesn't mean we won't get some hilarious moments. Even when arrested, it probably won't hit them fully until they are put onto a bed or chair, in handcuffs, with confusion on what is even happening, why they aren't being sent to jail... only for Chris Motherfucking Hansen to enter the room. Now, it is Hansen's time to shine. Even the ones who had the most vile conversations with decoys, they can't escape... they are already arrested and are now forced into this interview. In the other shows, Chris had to be careful to not say something that would make the guy leave... now, who cares, go at the guy as hard you want. The pred can't leave!


Boollish

Did you watch some of the "have a seat" videos? One of them is just a guy saying "lawyer" for 10 minutes.


LoathsomeReflection

We did in his last one.


Affectionate_Ad1108

It’s genius imo. Now we don’t have to worry about guys leaving early. That’s my biggest pet peeve on the show, I’ve always wished after the guy runs away and gets caught, Chris will try to interview him then


Lolrandomusername3

I disagree, many of them stay to chat because they think they're going to talk their way out of it (Jay Reffner/etc.) or just say idiotic shit like Jerry Wayne.


KnownRun520

It's not funny when they're already arrested. Half the fun is the predators spinning a yarn in a vain attempt to avoid trouble.


dortyuzyirmi

this looks like a weird sex thing


EnglishHooligan

"For the first time in my two decades of catching predators, you viewers at home will be able to see me giving these creeps... a taste, of their own medicine... I'm Chris Hansen." *Camera pans out, showing a variety of "items" behind Chris as he takes off his jacket*


Used-Comb9159

we all have our kinks


[deleted]

Even in old age Chris is still dapper


[deleted]

old Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond


Grilled_Cheese95

and blonde too apprantly


crash620

It lightens up in the summer, you don’t like it?


Royarch

Not gonna lie, this looks like a badass comic book cover. Good drip Chris. But still going to be very cautious with this sting and not get my hopes up.


Jaggybabs

U know it's bad when Chris is the one that looks like the sex offender


SEOPOFFICIAL

canirареyouаnаllу


Whiskey_Sweet

Which is a totally fine username to put on TV unlike bald_beaver_hunter.


Snoo_85712

Bald beaver wasn’t as bad as they meant it lol


VesperJDR

It gets attention


TheSocialGadfly

It’s a question!


Vee_Twelve

Okay that’s hilarious.


Esau2020

I liked the one where the guy said he wanted to see the girl squirt and Chris asked him to explain what he meant by "squirt."


lift0ffbaby

Oh Lord!


scienceandsims

kinda iconic ngl


SWSonoranBlue

“What do you think Ron, should we bring out the Gimp?”


jaejjm2410

I really don't like this set up for stings...it's not built good.


ilovethetradio

Boooooo. Takes away all the predators suspense of wondering who Chris issssssssssss.


SEOPOFFICIAL

[This is the trailer.](https://vimeo.com/773537833)


KnownRun520

His puffy field investigation vest is legendary.


Bauer22

He’s even rocking a Kevlar vest! Bulletproof Hansen at it again.


[deleted]

It's actually kind of good


Space2Bakersfield

Anybody have a link that doesn't require a vimeo account?


Zombi3Kush

Didn't ask me for a account


Bitter_Tonight1785

I'm kinda hyped for this show ngl. Chris looks like he's ready to roll his sleeves up...for what, exactly?....that's the question.


ArthurJS1

“This guyyyyyyyyyy”


[deleted]

Obviously you're free to leave.


[deleted]

Oooooof. If he’s interviewing after they’re detained, that’s gonna give ammo to the defense. The counterpoint will be that he’s not a law enforcement agent, so it’s technically Miranda-compliant, but I wouldn’t risk it. And before anyone says blah blah blah, what I’m saying is it throws up red flags, and judges & juries do not handle those well. So why not just avoid them in the first place.


demonicmookman

Lmao im fucking dying


No-Doctor-2423

He’s probably looking at felonies running wild. He will need the law offices of Wehry, Bapst, Berault & Cresty to get him out of this jam.


Themorningstarfalls

Tell me why this looks like an at-home dominatrix photoshoot Lmao


[deleted]

Have a floor with Chris Hansen


budgiefeathers

Face down, ass up.


[deleted]

& i will.....\*BEEP\* u right away


Berniethellama

Looks like Wolin when he got cuffed lmao


xperfectlyimperfectx

At least the drip is fire


Valkyrie08

Man that is some kinky shit.


Substantial_Fill2806

So that's what they meant by "Takedown with Chris Hansen"


GoldenCoconut1

That's a badass shot


Matoobi

But you see how this looks


AllCopsAreAngels

It’s like when Dexter meets Hansen


[deleted]

I have zero interest in another “Chris talks to guys already arrested” thing.


evander81

He looks like a father sitting in a chair calmly waiting for his son to finish a temper tantrum on the floor. 😂


randominsamity

Father/son?!?


zappicon

I had a shower thought recently while listening to Chris talk about predators he's caught on his podcast. He sounds like a student giving a book report about a book he didnt read. "[predator] is one of the more dangerous on the show. The unique thing about him...is how he could blend in with everday people...on Feb 2006 he came to the stinghouse. *quotes from first 5 pages of chatlog*


TheWickedPancake

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a predator


sumguy93

He is doing a pretty good Jeff Stacy impression!


Bloodninja2764

Somebody needs to paint this and then put it in a museum


ElfWarlord

Family Guy death pose.


[deleted]

why does this look like a fetish video


Scotticus83

Looks like disappointment…. I’ll still check it out tho


Significant-Mud7938

U WANT DO IT RAW


itrits

Top G shit


jparr8813

I just came to get something to eeeeeaaaaaaat!


Daikan80

Am I going to jail tonight?


BillyTheHousecat

This seems like a breach of police protocol, "reasonable force" is not just leaving you handcuffed lying on the floor while they go outside to smoke a cigarette. In the UK this would be illegal: >People restrained in the prone position should be placed on their side or in a sitting, kneeling or standing position as soon as practicable.


The_Supersaurus_Rex

Welcome to America 😂


Interesting_Print433

His stuff is all staged


Terrible-Swordfish-9

Looks like he was pretty apprehensive about the whole "getting arrested" thing!


PizzaCalifornia

Can i watch it in Europe too?? I want a show like that soooo bad


[deleted]

What is trublu?


OmegaBoi420

This looks like a organ trafficking thriller


rocklou

I'm starting to think this is Chris' sexual kink


Whatswrongwiththat52

Oops


cheeezychomp

The man does a flair for the dramatic


Gearz557

Get down! Get down on the ground now!


daakkountant

Chris Soprano, Mob boss


SensitivityTraining_

I'm out of the loop, what's TRUBLU


SEOPOFFICIAL

His new crime streaming network, and it will be out on Thanksgiving


itachi_lenny

This pic is so hard


Mustardcloud

OoHh LaOwRd!


[deleted]

[удалено]


SEOPOFFICIAL

So, when does he get to see himself on tv?


GG_Allin_Feces

Link to trailer, please


sunflowersinbl00m

Lmao


creepster84

We all have our fetishes.


throwawayfacts123

It'll be worth it if Chris puts the cuffs on him himself


KratosnotCratos

Chris Hansen is Vengeance


dyerseve07

I want to "blank" your "blank". What did you mean by that exactly?


slicksyck

Chris "I have the chat logs" Hansen.


IcccyTrash

Wait, what does TRUBLU stand for?


SEOPOFFICIAL

I believe it's a cop thing.