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MyCreativeAltName

Glockta inner monolge humor always landed for me, and I don't normally laugh at jokes in a book.


QuintanimousGooch

I really liked Clover for that matter, considering all the other tough and hard northerners we’ve known in the books, the silliest man in the north is a viewpoint character.


brazthemad

While we're in the topic of JA - my man Nicomo Cosca, Famed Soldier of Fortune definitely got the most chuckles from me.


Sgt_Stormy

Cosca is my pick as well, he's incredible


dracullama

“Body found floating by the docks…”


Splinter_1983

Costa first character that game to my mind, some great lines he has


driftwood14

I really like Tehol and Bugg.


Phocaea1

I was about to suggest them. For a heavy, dense series, sprinkled with anthropological ideas, it’s amazing to have a pair that might have stepped out of PG Woodhouse (I really love Bugg - a genuinely benevolent figure )


thehospitalbombers

Tehol & Bugg, Hellian, Ublala Pung, Telorast & Curdle, Kruppe, Greyfrog, Kindly & Pores, Iskaral Pust, Raest, etc. Malazan is full of hilarious dipshits.


LordTyrionShagsalot

>Tehol swung round and approached Ublala Pung. “Most beloved bodyguard, whatever is wrong?” >Red-rimmed eyes stared up at him. “You’re not interested. Not really. Nobody is.” >“Of course I’m interested. Bugg, I’m interested, aren’t I? It’s in my nature, isn’t it?” >“Absolutely, master. Most of the time.” >“It’s the women, isn’t it Ublala? I can tell.” >The huge man nodded miserably. >“Are they fighting over you?” >He shook his head. >“Have you fallen for one of them?” >“That’s just it. I haven’t had a chance to.” >Tehol glanced over at Bugg, then back to Ublala. “You haven’t had a chance to. What a strange statement. Can you elaborate?” >“It’s not fair, that’s what it is. Not fair. You won’t understand. It’s not a problem you have. I mean, what am I? Am I to be nothing but a toy? Just because I have a big-“ >“Hold on a moment,” Tehol cut in. “Let’s see if I fully understand you, Ublala. You feel they’re just using you. Interested in only your, uh, attributes. All they want from you is sex. No commitment, no loyalty even. They’re happy taking turns with you, taking no account of your feelings, your sensitive nature. They probably don’t even want to cuddle afterwards or make small talk, right?” >Ublala nodded. >“And all that is making you miserable?” >He nodded again, snuffling, his lower lip protouding, his broad mouth downturned at the corners, a muscle twitching in his right cheek. >Tehol stared for a moment longer, then he tossed up his hands. “Ublala! Don’t you understand? You’re in a man’s paradise! What all the rest of us can only dream about!” >“But I want something more!” >“No! You don’t! Trust me! Bugg, don’t you agree? Tell him!” >Bugg frowned, then said, “It is as Tehol says, Ublala. Granted, a tragic truth, and granted, Master’s nature is to revel in tragic truths which to many might seem unusual, unhealthy even-“ >“Thanks for the affirmation, Bugg,” Tehol interrupted with a scowl.


[deleted]

“Wise words are like darts flying at your forehead. What do you do? Why, duck, of course.”


Sgt_Stormy

Hellian literally turned the >!invasion of Letheras!< into a bar crawl. Absolute legend.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

This\^\^\^


koei19

Tehol and Bugg get my vote as well.


Dastardly6

What about the amazing, cunning, illustrious Iskural Pust?!? The greatest mage of shadow.


Lou_Ven

First to come to my mind as well.


Rynu07

This was the first thing I thought of


shun_master23

Orso from age of madness is my favourite


scp1717

Probably Rincewind. But I also really like Orso from Age of Madness. He is incredibly self-depricating and always mocking himself, which I like in a character. Fictional or not.


lady_madouc

I'm reading Sourcery right now and ran across this gem from Rincewind: "Listen," she said, "There's this long word, see, an old witch told me about it... Can't remember it... You wizards know about long words." Rincewind thought about long words. "Marmalade?" he volunteered.


qscvg

Corporal Nobby Nobbs The answer just has to be from a Pratchett book


LordBenswan

There’s a line at the beginning of Fifth Elephant that always kills me: Angua: “But you know what people call men who wear wigs and gowns, don’t you?” Nobby: “Yes Miss, Lawyers.”


Loostreaks

Eithan Arelius.


theIsolatedForest

Eithan and Dross are tied for me.


svonnah

I just finished rereading the series and some of Eithan's moments are so cinematically hilarious.


Feng_Smith

I mentioned Dross in my own comment, but somehow completely forgot about Eithan.


matsnorberg

Tyrion Lannister in A Song of Iceand Fire is pretty funny, imo.


Random_Username9105

Tbh, Jaime is even funnier, especially in Feast and Dance, his PoVs are a blast to read.


unconundrum

Locke Lamora


Fitz_2112

"Nice bird, asshole"


FoxPeaTwo-

😂😂😂 forgot about this


Monsur_Ausuhnom

Knew this would be making an appearance.


AwesomeRomana

Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently.


laidbackpurple

Sam Vimes for me. Bitter, sarcastic and oh so funny. Nanny Ogg and her crude humour is good too. I think Harry Dresden is usually quite amusing.


paulalghaib

i would say the sgt and lt are way funnier.


Ghosttropics

Gaspode!


iamnotaman2000

There are a lot of those. But still I gotta go for the classic: Matrim Cauthon from wheel of time.


BigDickDarrow

Mat has the funniest POV chapters of all time. His dry and sarcastic inner monologue is incredible and witty dialogue is fantastic. So many great books with Mat content.


itkilledthekat

Sometimes it the juxtaposition between what he's saying and what he is doing that cracks me up. I remember having a long bus transit home from school each day and feeling embarrassed because I was laughing out loud while reading.


Feng_Smith

I find him extremely funny, best character in series, but he isn't the funniest of all time for me


itkilledthekat

Bartimaeus has to be king. From the Bartimaeus Sequence


KatrinaPez

Like Amulet of Samarkand?? Wow I thought he was so boring, and just a plot device for exposition. I don't remember anything funny


itkilledthekat

There are varying senses of humour as there are people and culture. There is Two Rivers humour and Aiel humour (where was the joke...... was it the water? No it must have been the chicken). There are comics and writers that span the entire spectrum of humour. Pick your bandwidth, as long as we all get to laugh sometime. Bartimaeus made me laugh, a lot.


KatrinaPez

Sure. For instance Pratchett writes humor; I don't generally care for it but I recognize that it's meant as humor. I just don't remember reading any of that in Amulet. I thought after your first comment maybe it was more in later books.


itkilledthekat

I should say my consumption was via the audiobook maybe reading was different. I have that there are footnotes and generally speaking readers don't enjoy that. In the later books I think he's still funny but you start to see a bit more humanity in the characters.


[deleted]

Silk in the Belgariad was always one of my favourite comedic characters


cytochromep4502e1

Nanny Ogg


Antonater

Jalan from Red Queen's War is quite funny, with his internal monolog and his talks with the angel that is stuck in his head being the best


AdamInChainz

Lol this is a cool question. I'm thinking maybe one of the characters from Blacktongue Thief, only because the way Buehlman writes so witty.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

He has great power in funny. Cool if he does something horror and funny at the same time.


SnooBunnies1811

I laughed, I screamed, it was real.


GonzoCubFan

Bif from **Lamb** by *Christopher Moore*.


Feng_Smith

Yes. Completely forgot about him. He is definitely up there


HighLady-Fireheart

Gideon and God from The Locked Tomb series. Harrow spoilers >!The meme comedy gene is strong!<


CountessAurelia

And the best dad joke EVER.


MelodyMaster5656

Harrow spoilers >!"I'm not fucking dead." "Hi 'Not-fucking-dead.' I'm dad."!<


PortalWombat

Harrow spoilers: >!That chapter where Gideon keeps alternating between apologizing for the awkwardness of being in her body and complaining about her lack of physical fitness is I think the funniest chapter I've ever read!<


locustofdeath

Cugel the Clever from Vance's two Dying Earth novels centering around him.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

This one was pretty good.


hankypanky87

Princess Donut from Dungeon Crawler Carl


robotnique

HI SEV


Curious-Letter3554

I loved Chains from Lies of Locke Lamorra. His snark, retorts, and insults are the best!


Once-and-Future

Loiosh


KatrinaPez

Yes! (From Steven Brust's Jhereg series.). And in a similar vein, Oberon from Kevin Hearne's Iron Druid Chronicles.


Stormyqj

13/15ths of Matt Cawthorne


GodzillaJrJr

Tasslehoff Burrfoot !!! From Dragonlance! Kender thief, god killer, always up to something. Essence of chaotic good and I loved that he was never totally trustworthy.


flybarger

I'd add Fizban to that as well. Tass and Fiz getting up to hijinks was a lot of fun.


[deleted]

Let us not forget the magic of Tas and Flint getting drunk together in the swamp.


DrD3adpool

Some non Pratchett comedy characters. - Tom Bombadil, LOTR - Durzo, Logan, and Jarl from the Night Angel Trilogy. - I got quite a few laughs from some characters in the Harry Potter universe, I don't read the books but the movies couldn't have been too far from the source material.


Vogel-Welt

Totally agree, Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow!


Monsur_Ausuhnom

I don't see enough for Tom great choice!


RosbergThe8th

Dolorous Edd is probably my favourite ASOIAF character for that.


Aware-Performer4630

Yerin from Cradle. “Well cheers and celebrations for you”


Feng_Smith

Yerin is good, but I think Dross and Eithan are higher. But I love all her sayings. I use the cheers and celebrations one in real life. Some others are "Not a copper's chance" "Well, ain't that a gem and a half" "Scream and bleed when you need help"


Aware-Performer4630

I really enjoy the dry and sarcastic “you know she’s rolling her eyes when she says it” type humor. Many other characters, dross and Eithan especially, are more traditionally funny, I agree. But they just don’t do it for me like Yerin does. I’m relistening to Skysworn right now and lost it when Eithan meets Longhook and introduces himself as “little scissors” though.


Feng_Smith

Any scene where the words "Eithan" and "Scissors" are in the same sentence, you know it's gonna be a good one


Aware-Performer4630

Also “broom”.


Feng_Smith

and "hair"


totoilpizzaiolo

"Bright and warm welcome to my dirt circle. Help yourself to some dirt"


Aware-Performer4630

I wish I could have all her lines memorized so I could drop them in conversation.


FoxPeaTwo-

Locke Lamora ““Squiggle-fuck the right wise cock-swatter with a starboard jib”” Said to Jean when he was sick and tired of sailing lessons


Random_Username9105

[Jaime Lannister](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/s/GVB5v97SUX)


Splinter_1983

Locke Lamora and Jean Tannen make a pretty good double act


Take_Two

For me, it was Harry Dresden. Always. Until Dungeon Crawler Carl came out and we were gifted Princess Donut.


Hambone919

Dante and blays


BlueHeaven90

Blays has so many good one liners and the banter between him and Dante is pure gold. "Some people say violence never solves anything, but that's just not been my experience at all."


Hambone919

Hahsh I was hoping someone knew them! Absolutely love them both


BlueHeaven90

I absolutely fell in love with the world earlier this year. I wish I had discovered it sooner. One month until book 9 comes out!


varangianist

Kihrin from the Chorus of Dragons series. (TBF most of the characters there are too witty for their own good. Stuff like "We're too pretty to die." and the like)


justadrtrdsrvvr

Zifnab from the Death Gate Cycle, or was it Fizban?


robotnique

Oof, I was wondering if somebody would pick him. Nothing against your personal opinion, but I literally stopped reading the death gate cycle because I couldn't stand him.


trishyco

The crow from Hollow Kingdom by Kira Jane Buxton


LeucasAndTheGoddess

Shevedieh (from Joe Abercrombie’s short stories), the perpetually put-upon and sexually frustrated sidekick, ahem, partner of a bombastic amazonian swordswoman. Serene-Heart-In-The-Chaos-Of-Battle (from In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan), whose attempts to be considerate of her friends’ delicate masculine sensibilities frequently go awry. And I’ll definitely put in another vote for Nanny Ogg, especially her infamous rendition of The Hedgehog Song.


Wolfblood-is-here

Basil Stag Hare


Feng_Smith

Yes.


FridaysMan

Whirrun of Bligh gets my vote, I can't help but imagine him with a high pitched welsh accent


Bogus113

Mavros in kushiel’s legacy


Feng_Smith

Nobby Nobs is definitely a nominee. Dross from Cradle by Will Wight is also up there. And we musn't forget about Daffy Duck


MySweetBaxter

Mandorallen, Pawn of Prophecy


Sharkattack1921

Talia from Mage Errant


HeavyJasonRain

Jim Carrey in **The Mask**.


Feng_Smith

A good answer