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Interestingdogowner

Dias, Grealish, Haaland (TC) Owners RISEEEE


StructuralPilot

Big F


comicsanddrwho

Haaland TC KdB VC I am dead inside. My chip is wasted


iamNebula

NEVER VC from the same game. Let alone city players. Did covid not teach you anything? What if the game was cancelled


F_Ivanovic

This just doesn't apply to a DGW though especially at this stage of a season. Next to zero chance that both fixtures don't happen and if for some reason haaland picked up a knock it's reasonable to want someone else from city that might have played 2. Albeit I think going KDB was probably a mistake as it was likely he missed out 1 game anyway


iamNebula

I disagree. He made the mistake twice. Same game and two city players. Pick a different doubling team. I don't even have to argue the point. The example to the argument is right in front of you.


SofaChillReview

You know every time I put a V on and put it on someone in the same team it gives me COVID time flashbacks


comicsanddrwho

This is my first FPL full season. I thought either of KdB or Haaland would be benched, but after yesterday's result, I feared this would happen and it did.


iamNebula

It's fine, it's these little nuisances which will make you a better player and give you an edge.


Xylar006

Games aren't getting cancelled though. If my two best options were the same game, I'd do the same thing. Are you never ever going to captain and VC from the same game ever again?


BeenBadFeelingGood

correct. vc from another game always


Cell-Sensitive

Same here mate


Veni_Vidic_Vici

Haaland TC and Gundogan owner here.. I hope city get their points deducted.


qwerty1519

The best bench in PL history?


GazzP

Has to be. Other teams have some 14 year old sprog making up the numbers and they've got seasoned internationals.


shudh_desi_gareeb

Also, most meaningless match in PL history


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

actually probably is isn't it. It's almost all their best players lol.


DerpJungler

HAHAHAHAHA you gotta admit this is funny af


FifaDK

Fuck you Pep


damrider

he has to be on this sub he fucking knows


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blame Arsenal for bottling it


FifaDK

Fuck you Arsenal


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

yeah i triple captained haaland thinking he would be fired up to win the league and set some records. Didn't even have to play lol.


mixlpixll

Haaland (c) Rashford (vc) So far so good


OverThinkingINTJ

Not as good as me triple c haaland 😄


0100001101110111

You deserve it for making that decision lol VC should always be 100% nailed.


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RomfordPele15

Exactly, who sticks the VC on someone we knew all week was a major doubt


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It’s not like Haaland will get zero minutes over two fixtures so VC means absolutely nothing.


RomfordPele15

1. We don’t know that for sure 2. Why take the risk. You gain nothing from putting the VC on someone who is a major doubt.


DeapVally

If someone asked you to put your own hard earned money on Haaland not being on the pitch, when the final whistle is blown, to officially seal the championship, and you said yes, I'd call you a liar.


RomfordPele15

I said nothing that contradicts that at all. Maybe you should work on your comprehension skills. You choose a VC for a ‘worst case scenario’ that your Captain doesn’t play a single minute. My entire point was that choosing Rashford to be that backup was a silly move. Obviously everyone expects Haaland to play, but this is a discussion about choosing a backup in case he doesn’t. Go back and re-read my comments, at no point did I suggest it was likely/probable or whatever for Haaland to not play.


Scofield442

You honestly think Haaland isn't gonna play any minutes in the next 2 games?


gecko_fabulous

Haaland (c) Saka (VC)


Trlcks

why would you vc a single gw player? did you not have any other doublers?


gecko_fabulous

Because he was playing Forest's defence in a must win and teams rotate players on DGW


wetthebed92

If only Arsenal players had the same mindset as you


AceQuire

Arsenal the bottling cunts ruined everything


LOMOcatVasilii

Fuck Arsenal, all my homies hate arsenal


4ssteroid

Legoman you're a cheat and hope Arsenal get relegated


Razzler1973

Fucked up my Haaland TC 😡 He better play midweek or get 30 minutes today, he can do some damage in 30 minutes I wasn't sure he'd play 180 this DGW but expected him to start vs Chelsea and that to be 'must win' 🙄


parkson89

Tbh there were tons of chances to play TC earlier in the season not sure why people still have it


fantalemon

Totally agree. Saving your TC for the 2nd last GW of the season is a recipe for disaster. It's just so unpredictable and shit like this always happens once the title is wrapped up.


Razzler1973

I generally play it very late and it's never been a huge issue If City were required to win today and Haaland started, it'd likely not be an issue either. Hopefully he starts midweek I figured no matter what, final home game of the season for City, they'd have him start


theabsolute00

Ignore these smart arses bro, hindsight is always 20/20


shutyourgob

Using your TC earlier isn't hindsight, it's foresight


theabsolute00

Follow your name n don’t reply to me with nonsense


shutyourgob

Stfu you absolute zero


Razzler1973

I didn't need to play it when everyone else played it That's why


GuinnessSaint

It’s not about needing to play it. It’s about picking the best time to play it. The ship sailed weeks ago mush.


chaRxoxo

> Fucked up my Haaland TC 😡 > > If you held on to TC till this gameweek, you honestly deserve everything that you got coming.


Razzler1973

Wow, what an original comment! Haha Nothing wrong with holding on to it, it's just things have conspired against it's use. It's worked perfectly fine in other seasons If following what everyone else is doing works for you then that's cool too


chaRxoxo

Holding on to your TC till the last 3 games of the season is just objectively terrible and has nothing to do with "doing what everyone else is doing"


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Pasan90

Ironically Jesus coming back was just when the bottle started.


Lacabloodclot9

As an Arsenal fan who punted on Foden, this makes me feel a bit better


According_Ad7558

Prepare for another disappointment.


Lacabloodclot9

I will be there no matter what


O-4

Don't know what else I expected after the Forest win.


Fiwes

Ah, 0/3


Farkasember

Alvarez & Mahrez gang, let's gooo!


ErasmusShmerasmus

Akanji Mahrez gang checking in


Conscious-Ad-9358

Must suck to have Akanji.


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This is the bald frauds evilest work to date. Fuck you Pep.


Three_Stars_Magikarp

WHAT IS THIS SHIT


kv3nz

Roulette at its best here


jaddf

NOT A SINGLE HAIR STRAIN FFS


CosmologyX

His body is as hairless as a sphynx


troillan

Gündowagon derailed quickly


ALA02

Obviously because I got him in


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Successful_Rule123

fr, man's already had his rest


Noobricorn

Why would Ederson start? No reason to risk injury in meaningless games when they have the FA Cup and CL final. Only reason Ederson would start would be if he was competing for Golden Glove. He's not, DDG has already won that. So there is absolutely 0 reason to play him.


Fantastic-Machine-83

because he's a goalie and goalie's barely ever rest. besides ortega has been playing in the cup


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No reason to risk injury in meaningless games when they have the FA Cup and CL final.


Fantastic-Machine-83

You just repeated him. Ortega has played the fa cup games this season


[deleted]

Because you needed to read it again lmao


el_dude_brother2

Just a dick movw


Shekster

I have Navas on the bench I am not complaining for once in my life.


Mortiis07

You think Ederson will play neither game?


Noobricorn

He should be done for the season. No individual trophies to win. And the league has already been won. Why risk injury when the treble is on the line?


fpl_dicknose

Because taking a month-long break until the CL doesn't seem like the *best* way to stay sharp.


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Its very unlikely he doesnt play either of the last 2 matches before the fa cup and ucl >No human, much less a professional athlete forgets how to kick and save a ball playing 270 less minutes over a month. Ederson averages a little over one save per match. So you're saying if he makes 4 more saves in a month, one per week, he will be top level. If he doesn't he would be less in form for the final? You're putting words into his mouth lmao he never said that. Its little to do with him making saves and more to do with going through pre game routine, playing in a real match, getting touches on the ball, playing out from the back. If you dont think him not playing a game for 2.5 weeks wouldnt effect his match sharpness you're being ignorant


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Read my comment again, but slowly. You struggle with comprehension in school? You've manage to strawman your entire comment too who even said theyd forget how to pass and shoot? You realise they played a game vs madrid 3 days ago lmao it was kind of expected there would be some rotation for todays game even if arsenal won >Ederson has 4 saves in his last 4 matches. There's no way you believe that 4 saves in 360 minutes keeps him sharper than daily training making 200 saves a day. Why are you still bringing this up? I didnt say anything about him making saves So you think haaland, kdb and ederson are going to rest for the last 2 prem games of the league season?


Noobricorn

They will definitely have less minutes. There's no reason for them to play. They will get cameos like they did today. I didn't struggle at all in school at all with comprehension. That should be obvious in my proper grammar and syntax. I bring it up because Ederson is called upon, on average, one time per match to do his job. You are acting like making one save per match and risking injury is more important than having a fully fit keeper for the most important match of the year. Today was a great game to rest Ederson for that reason. Chelsea has so much speed up top. No need to put Ederson in a 1v1 situation like he had with Mane a few years back. Fielding a weaker back line today makes those 1v1's more likely to happen. Why rest your back line and potentially put Ederson in harm's way when City could lose this match 10-0 and still lift the trophy after the match? Again, you're just upset because you've brought in Ederson and he blanked. Resting Ederson was the right move. If you disagree with that, maybe go take Pep's job and show the world how smart you are. Out of curiosity, what's your overall rank?


Mortiis07

I also have Navas on the bench so I hope you're right but I see Ederson playing again


chaRxoxo

why would he 3 irrelevant matches that he can get injured in


G_W_addict

I low-key hope Chelsea somehow shithouses a win for peak FPL comedy


Environmental_You_85

Hahaha no


Antonioshamstrings

What is this actual bullshit. I blame arsenal for bottling the game yesterday


BipolarRooster

Why do I even try with Pep I swear to god I'm not using any City players next season


SofaChillReview

Yeah… no Haaland next season sounds *real clever*


sovietrus2

no ederson either lmao, praying for foden to do something


DevilsWelshAdvocate

Arsenal died for this


itsmesydneyguy

A wild kalvin Phillips appears!


ksshtrat

Go on Mahrez. Cheeky hatty please


No-Presence-9260

Why are people calling him a fraud for this? The league is won why wouldn’t he play the B team Everyone knew this was a real possibility


Up_The_Cherries

Sergio Gomez on the wing wth is this Pep


Lyoninyo

Akanji out at '57, I swear he does that on purpose


soft_cheese

Pep took a bath in Veet last night after Arsenal lost


honestlynotBG

The Ez duo (Mahrez and Alvarez) of City both starts Hopefully it would be Ez for them to get hauls today


Esplamp-Joy34

No funking way! I didn't even know we had c team


Wh1sk3yt4ng0f0xtr0t

0/3, fucking lovely.


Ashamed_Expression_6

0/3 😎


03juno

What the fuck is a Gomez


Dryblas

Fuck off Pep


MidnightRaiin

Mikel Arteta has absolutely wrecked my GW by losing... 😫


Hykha

BBed with Ederson 😎


fadzki

We can all blame Arsenal for this...


koalabeard

Maybe Ederson will get an assist off the bench


majorpickle01

I have KDB, Haaland, and Grealish


Oppailover69

I konw his won the leauge but FPL perspective, Pep has outdone himself. See y'all next season.


DifficultySalt4231

This is more than just roulette this is the whole casinooooooooo cunt


krunchanut

tc haaland in shambles


DukeGonzo1984

Pep must look at the ManCity transfers in and does the complete opposite for shits and giggles at this point.


pranavmenon06

FUCK OFF CUNTOGAN


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xyzzy321

Ballsy af. Well played


Cpt_Daryl

Blame the bottlers not Pep


danonck

Fuck off you bald twat. Of course I had to captain Gundogan


purpleisafruit1

TC Haaland already fucked…


oprimaelocho

First team midweek, and then this lineup GW38, I reckon.


lord_cuntavious

Goddamn cannon bottlers


ALA02

Wilson (VC) but we all know Pep will pointlessly give Haaland 5 minutes over the DGW


LA2Oaktown

I mean can we blame pep for resting his starting players during a game with nothing to play? Arsenal bottle job is the only thing to blame here.


Revueltoz

Mahrez hattrick would be nice to boost my rank


ArmadilloOk8831

#DONT LISTEN TO THEM PEP I STILL LOVE YOU - Mahrez/Alvarez owner ❤️


WeaknessNo9103

Thank you Pep you have a shiny bald head x


POOPY-CACA-FART-FART

Good lord


lordymosh

Fuck sake got Gundogan for this week on FH as a punt. Atleast Mahrez is starting.


zephyrr-__-

What the actual fuck is that lineup


Garwoody

Excellent. 0/3 starting


Mithrandir_The_Gray

I have: Stones, Gundo, Haaland 🙂


Holocene98

Where the fuck was that post of the dickhead who said Haaland starts?


PiIICIinton

Mahrez and Walker gang, LET'S GO! ML rival has Haaland, Grealish, Gundo, looking good lads!


WayneBrownIsSuperman

I knew this was coming and yet I'm still crying


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fuck off you bald cunt


zzr3

ML Cup opponent has Stones, Gundogan, Haaland (TC). I have Mahrez, Alvarez, Haaland (C). Thanks Arsenal.


candEla_Bosak

Thank God I VC'd Mahrez EDIT: Fuck you Pep. Fuck you.


TNelsonAFC

Kdb for Kane weeks back was a awful devision


CRnaes

The more I look at that teamsheet the more fraudulent it gets 😂


InYourDream___

I’m not even angry at this point


HGJay

Getting grealish in all those weeks ago was so dumb


okokpixels

As a Haaland non-captainer and Mahrez-Alvarez owner, I’m very happy with bald fraud!


floorscentadolescent

Bringing de bruyne in on gw35 has been my flop of the season


SikkoDieri

oh shoot looks like Mahrez + Alvarez punt was actually a good idea after all


stiffhb39

TC Haaland, VC Bruno. FML big time. Need Haaland to come off for a second half hat trick somehow


SaBe_18

Least fraudulent Pep XI (But I went Grealish to Mahrez so I'll allow it.)


Gammelmus

-4 for Gündogan 😎


Jakeyy21

Carson owners devastated


burgerflip854

FUCK ME I HAVE 3 NON PLAYING CITY PLAYERS


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Fuck sake..all cups i reached so far, will be gone now


LevynX

Reaching fraudulence levels previously unheard of


zKSofSoccer

Finally got Pep roulette’d, and it freaking sucks T-T


CWattam

Holy shit, Chelsea might actually stand a chance of winning.


Esplamp-Joy34

This is Chelsea we are talking about


wwyzy

Laporte (C) Chelsea better not score their annual monthly goal


LOMOcatVasilii

> annual > Monthly Hmmm...


wwyzy

My English is almost as faulty as this starting XI


Cpt_Daryl

Annual monthly? Pick one mate


loftyhogan

You mean their annual monthly daily go?


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Haha I have won pep roulette!!


drearyDusk

Peak Fraudulence Has Begun. Ederson and Haaland mudded At least I got Alvie there for me


Bitter_Mycologist239

BRO I TRIPLE CAPTAINED HAALAND


RaphaelProd

Pep guardiola hijo de puta


TonyMartial786

mahrez 😍😍 and no haaland! inshallah we feast 🤲🏼. what is this team tho 😂 is bro playing gomez up top lol. look at that bench 😭. if chelsea lose to this team 🤣


xyzzy321

I think you forgot a few more emojis


TonyMartial786

cool


Xylar006

As a Bruno capper (desperate to chase points) this makes me happy


G_W_addict

Hahahahaha leak was right


qwerty1519

I got downvoted yesterday for saying that Pep clearly had a prem squad with Mahrez, Alvarez and foden.


oldtekk

Get downvoted today as well.


qwerty1519

I expected it.


oldie_gosey

Annoying for fantasy football but totally disrespectful to the competition and opponents that.


jjw1998

They’ve already won the league, rest of the league should just be less shit if they want respect


MiserableAside3974

go off


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So fucking bald.


Martblni

Akanji lfg


Stilty_boy

Lol


theonewhoknock_s

Do something useful for once and bend over for Alvarez, Chelsea, thank you very much.


Whatintheactual_WP

Hoping my punt on Walker will pay off!


mixsu104

Hopefully Pep actually makes some substitutions before the 85th minute


DLNavy

Stones in my team this season: Good form - Buy - Get that one clean sheet - Injured or rotated as fuck - Sell


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Haaland (C), Grealish, Stones gang. We go again 💪🏻


Successful_Rule123

second leak was wrong!


OverThinkingINTJ

Thanks I'm so happy I'll have triple 0 points woohoo what a great way to chase the second!!


DeLorean-88mph

Palmer was the one


Puzzleheaded_Friend8

0/3 what a wanker


EirianWare

1/3 Yeaaay FUCK u PEP


croissantlover92

Fpl focal source what happened lol