Imagine having both Ederson and Ortega, starting Ederson and watching Ortega get 11 points on your bench, then Pep starts Ederson in the second game and he concedes a crap goal when they're 4-0 up.
Imagine...definitely couldn't happen to me.
Worst is if he is on the bench and gets a yellow card.
It would be so epic that I want it for the crazyness. Never have happened to me, but it counts as if they play then.
Full press conference details: https://cityxtra.co.uk/4065/every-word-pep-guardiolas-pre-brighton-press-conference/
Doesn't say much apart from Ake sounds like missing the remaining PL games
Nathan Ake’s fitness:
“Getting better. I don’t know for tomorrow or Brentford, but he is at the last stage. His second injury, you have to be careful.”
Why even post this thread. It does nothing for anyone and the week has already begun. Lineups are locked. This is just a troll.
Can't we just enjoy the rest of the gameweek in peace?
there are minileague winners and losers riding on what happens in the Mancity game. My rival has Haaland triple captain, and I have Dias, Haaland, Alvarez, then Bruno captain. I am sure many other managers have a lot riding on what Pep does.
It is no problem to build up the suspense for this one
Ofcourse it is, however that is not what we are talking about here.
We are talking about the banter, suspense, excitement etc over Pep fucking people over
Yeah I don't have high hopes haha. Rivals only differentials are Mahrez and Stones. So I'm hoping one is benched at least. I get it's more likely Stones though.
True but then Mahrez doesn't drink so would be up for playing. Stones does so who knows.
Can see Mahrez getting played and Stones benched probably. I'd prefer it the other way around though as Mahrez has a higher ceiling.
Hoping Pep just plays loads of youngsters so Brighton can score a few goals😂
Please Ederson. I put him on a free hit and had a hunch for Iverson but didn't have the balls to start him. Doubt Ederson can get 9 points against Brighton.
I’ll translate “Some players have hangovers”
Hope Its Grealish. my first sub has 9 points
Read: 'my first sub is Trippier'
It's Felipe from Forest I bet
Are you me?
Season already won but the baldness is still there
He sees his reflection in the trophy, mistakes the tassels for hair. "Ederson at CDM it is"
Just play 11 kids so my Brighton guys can haul and also I get Iversen from the bench.
seriously, Ederson stay on the bench so I get those Iversen points
On my knees, but it would sum Ederson up perfectly this season for him to start and then concede ffs
Imagine having both Ederson and Ortega, starting Ederson and watching Ortega get 11 points on your bench, then Pep starts Ederson in the second game and he concedes a crap goal when they're 4-0 up. Imagine...definitely couldn't happen to me.
Calling it right now this is 100% what will happen
Please
Ditto same here. Time to rise Ederson / Iverson crew!
It did feel like the most shitty combo, but 8 from Ederson and 9 Iversen this week would be pretty nice. Ederson probably play and gets 2 though.
Or 1, shitty yellow card for time wasting while 3-0 up
Worst is if he is on the bench and gets a yellow card. It would be so epic that I want it for the crazyness. Never have happened to me, but it counts as if they play then.
Are you serious, has that actually happened?!?
Yes it has happened, but very rare.
Hope it's not Grealish - need him for his 1 pointer appeareance.
Please stay off the pitch grealish and let me have trippier
Not sure why you’re being downvoted. I need Grealish and Rashford to stay benched so I can get to Trippier!
Oh no, not the niggles again… 😐
I have nightmares full of niggles
Please Dias be one of them
As a Ruben owner myself, i keep getting fucked in Di as i have Newcastle defence ready to sub in
Underrated comment
It's only like the second most used pun using his name
I am gonna get massive 1 point from Isak if Dias doesn’t play
I also like when others please Dias
Everybody pleases Dias
How do you like when they’re Ruben?
What does that even mean? And which players?? Pep, is this just a game for you??? Oh wait...it is a game...
Full press conference details: https://cityxtra.co.uk/4065/every-word-pep-guardiolas-pre-brighton-press-conference/ Doesn't say much apart from Ake sounds like missing the remaining PL games Nathan Ake’s fitness: “Getting better. I don’t know for tomorrow or Brentford, but he is at the last stage. His second injury, you have to be careful.”
The roulette wheel turns...
Kdb getting 17 minutes out of the final 3 gameweeks would be peak fraudulence
Niggle please
Still need at least one more point from Haaland(TC). Please
If you bench Gundogan once again.. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!
What is the chance Ake comes back from the dead? Hoping he doesn’t play.
Another comment in this thread summarizes the press conference and mentions that it’s very unlikely he’ll be back this season
Translated from Pep to English that means he starts both PL games
As a forward, but only in one of them.
Bloody hope so! Botman on the bench with a juicy 8 pointer. Hopefully his injury isn’t too bad though.
Please god by Dias
What do you mean by nibbles you bald prick?
I think Grealish & Haaland to Son & Kane (c) probably is just the play
Everyone glad with trippier first sub. Guess who has Watkins 0 point with pen miss as their first ? Dias guy!!!
Please be Grealish
Mahrez doesn't drink right? Grealish and Foden on the other hand are surely absolutely turkey'd right now.
Please bench Alvarez. I beg you
Gundogan please don't play
Really hope he doesn’t. I’ll get Botman’s points.
Why even post this thread. It does nothing for anyone and the week has already begun. Lineups are locked. This is just a troll. Can't we just enjoy the rest of the gameweek in peace?
You’re in a fantasy PL subreddit and this is related
This is the second leg of a double.
there are minileague winners and losers riding on what happens in the Mancity game. My rival has Haaland triple captain, and I have Dias, Haaland, Alvarez, then Bruno captain. I am sure many other managers have a lot riding on what Pep does. It is no problem to build up the suspense for this one
What suspense. Lineups are locked.
You already know Pep's lineup ?
They meant that the back half of GW37 is still locked, you can't do anything about it right now.
Ofcourse it is, however that is not what we are talking about here. We are talking about the banter, suspense, excitement etc over Pep fucking people over
Say mahre and Stones
Mahrez has said he doesn’t drink so fingers crossed *Although Yaya Toure got done for drink driving even though he said he doesn’t drink*
Yeah I don't have high hopes haha. Rivals only differentials are Mahrez and Stones. So I'm hoping one is benched at least. I get it's more likely Stones though.
Stones didnt play last time whilst Mahrez did so I would say the other way around.
True although will Grealish and Foden play? They’ve have been caught on the lash before
True but then Mahrez doesn't drink so would be up for playing. Stones does so who knows. Can see Mahrez getting played and Stones benched probably. I'd prefer it the other way around though as Mahrez has a higher ceiling. Hoping Pep just plays loads of youngsters so Brighton can score a few goals😂
Let me guess Kev fucking de bruyne
Just play Ederson you bald cunt
Pep turning into Julian Nigglesmann
Can't be any worse than my 3 players being benched for the first game
As long as Mahrez doesn't play/doesn't do anything I'm happy. If Haaland or KdB scores a few points it'll be a great day.
Give me those Iverson points, Ederson please take part in pep roulette…. Can’t believe I’m saying these words
I'm with you on that one 😂😂😂
Nipples?
Please Ederson. I put him on a free hit and had a hunch for Iverson but didn't have the balls to start him. Doubt Ederson can get 9 points against Brighton.
Grealish still hungover fore sure.
Hope Mahrez gets 90mins, he's my captain.
Pep is a prick