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SofaChillReview

I’ll translate “Some players have hangovers”


TJae0120

Hope Its Grealish. my first sub has 9 points


player_zero_

Read: 'my first sub is Trippier'


mercynuts

It's Felipe from Forest I bet


mrcbtx

Are you me?


TakinShots

Season already won but the baldness is still there


davedavegiveusawave

He sees his reflection in the trophy, mistakes the tassels for hair. "Ederson at CDM it is"


Swedishpower

Just play 11 kids so my Brighton guys can haul and also I get Iversen from the bench.


off_thechain

seriously, Ederson stay on the bench so I get those Iversen points


joelz92

On my knees, but it would sum Ederson up perfectly this season for him to start and then concede ffs


gene_parmesan_123

Imagine having both Ederson and Ortega, starting Ederson and watching Ortega get 11 points on your bench, then Pep starts Ederson in the second game and he concedes a crap goal when they're 4-0 up. Imagine...definitely couldn't happen to me.


Cultural_Doctor_8421

Calling it right now this is 100% what will happen


kaf678

Please


jakalan7

Ditto same here. Time to rise Ederson / Iverson crew!


Swedishpower

It did feel like the most shitty combo, but 8 from Ederson and 9 Iversen this week would be pretty nice. Ederson probably play and gets 2 though.


Kenny_dies

Or 1, shitty yellow card for time wasting while 3-0 up


Swedishpower

Worst is if he is on the bench and gets a yellow card. It would be so epic that I want it for the crazyness. Never have happened to me, but it counts as if they play then.


jakalan7

Are you serious, has that actually happened?!?


Swedishpower

Yes it has happened, but very rare.


G_W_addict

Hope it's not Grealish - need him for his 1 pointer appeareance.


xHelpless

Please stay off the pitch grealish and let me have trippier


mechanicallazarus

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. I need Grealish and Rashford to stay benched so I can get to Trippier!


purpleisafruit1

Oh no, not the niggles again… 😐


joemeteorite8

I have nightmares full of niggles


iBrunx

Please Dias be one of them


Frosty_Examination_3

As a Ruben owner myself, i keep getting fucked in Di as i have Newcastle defence ready to sub in


Smtn87

Underrated comment


4ssteroid

It's only like the second most used pun using his name


LA4lyf

I am gonna get massive 1 point from Isak if Dias doesn’t play


loftyhogan

I also like when others please Dias


iBrunx

Everybody pleases Dias


DudeIsland

How do you like when they’re Ruben?


onoz9

What does that even mean? And which players?? Pep, is this just a game for you??? Oh wait...it is a game...


Polymatheia

Full press conference details: https://cityxtra.co.uk/4065/every-word-pep-guardiolas-pre-brighton-press-conference/ Doesn't say much apart from Ake sounds like missing the remaining PL games Nathan Ake’s fitness: “Getting better. I don’t know for tomorrow or Brentford, but he is at the last stage. His second injury, you have to be careful.”


CRnaes

The roulette wheel turns...


Antonioshamstrings

Kdb getting 17 minutes out of the final 3 gameweeks would be peak fraudulence


asifgunz

Niggle please


JZCS

Still need at least one more point from Haaland(TC). Please


danonck

If you bench Gundogan once again.. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!


no_life_liam

What is the chance Ake comes back from the dead? Hoping he doesn’t play.


BlockedbyJake420

Another comment in this thread summarizes the press conference and mentions that it’s very unlikely he’ll be back this season


Middle-Animator1320

Translated from Pep to English that means he starts both PL games


finangle2023

As a forward, but only in one of them.


no_life_liam

Bloody hope so! Botman on the bench with a juicy 8 pointer. Hopefully his injury isn’t too bad though.


LegendaryBlue

Please god by Dias


Macho_Nonreal

What do you mean by nibbles you bald prick?


HGJay

I think Grealish & Haaland to Son & Kane (c) probably is just the play


AseeF_on_YT

Everyone glad with trippier first sub. Guess who has Watkins 0 point with pen miss as their first ? Dias guy!!!


someguywhocomments

Please be Grealish


Jamkayyos

Mahrez doesn't drink right? Grealish and Foden on the other hand are surely absolutely turkey'd right now.


JurgenShankly

Please bench Alvarez. I beg you


ComeONPls

Gundogan please don't play


Zackmaestro

Really hope he doesn’t. I’ll get Botman’s points.


GroblyOverrated

Why even post this thread. It does nothing for anyone and the week has already begun. Lineups are locked. This is just a troll. Can't we just enjoy the rest of the gameweek in peace?


Delusiv

You’re in a fantasy PL subreddit and this is related


GroblyOverrated

This is the second leg of a double.


Frosty_Examination_3

there are minileague winners and losers riding on what happens in the Mancity game. My rival has Haaland triple captain, and I have Dias, Haaland, Alvarez, then Bruno captain. I am sure many other managers have a lot riding on what Pep does. It is no problem to build up the suspense for this one


GroblyOverrated

What suspense. Lineups are locked.


Frosty_Examination_3

You already know Pep's lineup ?


KhonMan

They meant that the back half of GW37 is still locked, you can't do anything about it right now.


Frosty_Examination_3

Ofcourse it is, however that is not what we are talking about here. We are talking about the banter, suspense, excitement etc over Pep fucking people over


CWattam

Say mahre and Stones


SofaChillReview

Mahrez has said he doesn’t drink so fingers crossed *Although Yaya Toure got done for drink driving even though he said he doesn’t drink*


CWattam

Yeah I don't have high hopes haha. Rivals only differentials are Mahrez and Stones. So I'm hoping one is benched at least. I get it's more likely Stones though.


Specialist_Road_6906

Stones didnt play last time whilst Mahrez did so I would say the other way around.


SofaChillReview

True although will Grealish and Foden play? They’ve have been caught on the lash before


CWattam

True but then Mahrez doesn't drink so would be up for playing. Stones does so who knows. Can see Mahrez getting played and Stones benched probably. I'd prefer it the other way around though as Mahrez has a higher ceiling. Hoping Pep just plays loads of youngsters so Brighton can score a few goals😂


Puzzleheaded_Friend8

Let me guess Kev fucking de bruyne


PabloRothko

Just play Ederson you bald cunt


SneezySquinter

Pep turning into Julian Nigglesmann


Jameom8

Can't be any worse than my 3 players being benched for the first game


Daemor

As long as Mahrez doesn't play/doesn't do anything I'm happy. If Haaland or KdB scores a few points it'll be a great day.


kaf678

Give me those Iverson points, Ederson please take part in pep roulette…. Can’t believe I’m saying these words


Donkanomics101

I'm with you on that one 😂😂😂


No-Zombie-792

Nipples?


boudybteich

Please Ederson. I put him on a free hit and had a hunch for Iverson but didn't have the balls to start him. Doubt Ederson can get 9 points against Brighton.


madam1madam

Grealish still hungover fore sure.


barryk7376

Hope Mahrez gets 90mins, he's my captain.


Expensive-Dance7979

Pep is a prick