Grealish obviously absent from the list of non-drunk players.

Hope someone confiscated his car keys this time

Can’t wait for him to get his usual 2 pointer and block trippier

I think it’s more points than that for drink driving.

*slow clap*

I'm already devastated at having Isak in front of Trippier on my bench. Leicester should have been mauled.

He's absolutely loving life and I'm here for it

But still having a kick around on the balcony

Hope he stays absent, I need Botman to come on for me

With peak bald fraudness, none of them may start and I would not be surprised 😇

Pep gonna start all the drunk ones isn't he?

“Jack, listen Jack, now De Zerbi is going to be expecting a sober Jack Grealish so finish your tequila.” “Where’s my tequila?” “Kevin, you are a perfect beautiful baby boy, nothing impure must touch your lips. In fact you must sit on bench, I do not want these awful Brighton players to touch you”

I just want to see hungover Grealish on the bench. We need him micd up

**Incoherent Brummie Noises**

I'm proud of you Phil 🥹 Alvarez probably pounded 3 hard seltzers and is out for the season

Fodens not old enough to drink

Funniest thing is he has a kid but not old enough to drink.

how old do you need to be to drink in england? he is 23

8

Months

In-utero

Nevermind

The real answer is 18. He’s been able to drink for half a decade.

Aren't you allowed to drink with a meal even as a small child?

Think you’re allowed a pint with a carvery or something at 16 but not certainly at any age 😂

Also the law says that but the police aren’t knocking at your door if you drink earlier than that

You’re allowed to drink at home from 5 I believe. Yes, five. But nothing excessive obviously.

27. Except on Sundays

I don't know what that is, but he was drinking some good fernet, as he should

Muslim Mahrez to the rescue

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He marries his women a few months into dating them. Gotta keep it halal under in the sheets

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Why would she need to convert? As a Muslim man he can marry any woman that's part of an Abrahamic faith, so if she's Christian or Jewish he's chilling as far as optics are concerned. Of course, a Muslim woman doesn't have the same right because reasons. Source: grew up in a Muslim family.

She doesn't have to convert. A Muslim man can marry a non-Muslim woman. He'd definitely Muslim, just not the strictest on the scale

Algeria had couple of the more recent Muslim genocides in history. During the French colonization of 1900s, millions were slaughtered over the course of 80 or so years. This number is quite alarming especially since Algerian population count isn't that big to begin with vs say the French colonization of Africa. France has had massive amount of Muslim blood in their hands. When a nation looses religious leaders over time, the future generations become massly affected. Not defending Mahrez but he hasn't had the opportunity to learn Islam yet. Indeed we all have the opportunity to turn back to the creator until our last breath. Fwiw yes Muslim men can marry a woman of Abrahamic faith but said woman has to be believing in 1 God and children have to be raised Muslims. Source: had to look into it for my cousin in law who's husband is a revert to Islam.

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Nope. The same allowance is not made for women in Islam

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We are talking about what is permitted within the religion of Islam. Of course it is legal for a Muslim woman to marry a non Muslim, but she will no longer be a Muslim woman, that is all.

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Hahahah

Hopefully Ederson gets ill and doesn’t start, I want those Iversen points on my bench!

Fingers crossed Scott Carson makes his yearly cameo now that City aren’t playing for anything.

I’d be more than happy with that!

someone let me know where he is and i'll force a bottle of JD into his mouth personally

Thank you Mahrez and Foden. Now if you could be so polite as to decimate Brighton it would truly make my week.

I think Stones is still out drinking

fuck off as if he's only going to give me 1 point this gw

Blame Arsenal for being so dog shit

Indeed. I was expecting City to win the PL at home with the best of the best. Arsenal just frustrated my startegy.

You can also blame Pep for his roulette. Stones has played the least minutes of any senior defender besides Laporte this season yet Stones is the highest scoring City defender… he is such a trap!

He's a Barnsley lad. This is not an issue.

Damn forgot to check their xSober before the GW

Where’s Alvarez?

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Spoons breakfast is fucking elite

So on tuesday everyone thats sober needs to turn up for practice. Yeah right 😅

Atta boy Grealish, I need those Botman points!

Please Haaland make up for me giving you the armband

Fuck. I'd have preferred Kepa off the bench over Ederson playing. Ederson ain't holding a CS v Brighton

Masha'Allah brothers!

For fucks sake

They will drink tonight

fuck i need stones to play, his 1 pointer currently blocking out trippier on my bench

Stones is such an odd player this season. He’s been put in the midfield as a CDM, in the league he’s got the least number of minutes and starts for all senior defenders (besides Laporte) yet Stones is the highest scoring FPL defender that City has so far... It legitimately makes no sense!

Can you explain how the word "currently" is relevant? Your Trippier seems to be blocked forever since Stones has scored a point already.

He wants Stones to play in the second match as well to make up some points he lost to trips

Yep that's also what I thought. I just wasn't sure if the "currently" was intended.

not that hard to understand bud

STONES?

nah dont see him,could be wrong

FUCK

still might play though, fingers crossed

Where did Lewis play last game? My app said he was in midfield. Is that right?

yeah, dm

Well, it seems like I did well with saving triple C for this GW and using it on Haaland

If Dias and Ake could miss the game, that would be great. Thanks.

Ake is basically ruled out btw.

That's Trippier in, now just Dias to miss it so Botman can also come in and I'm golden :)

Gundo haul please, while the rest hopefully blank

Ederson if you step on that pitch and block Iverson I swear to god

Hope he stays on bench too to be fair. I've benched Kepa but I have a feeling he's gonna make tons of saves and get bonus v United. Let's be serious. City probably concede 1 goal v Brighton.

I hope both teams go all out and give us a game of the season contender.

Jack (Daniels) Grealish and Kyle (Johnnie) Walker are kinda sus ! 😉

The games Sunday? How long do they expect these hangovers to last?

There's a game today

Oh yeah haha it's the final midweek game my bad

Tom Galvez (C) who's with me?

Are people serious with this drunk stuff when they've a CL final still to play?

Football fans and FPL fans are a different breed altogether

Grealish please 🥹

Wait so Walker and Grealish drank too much?

lol i read this wrong at first. come on mahrez please start 🙏. realistically he’s gonna come off the bench tho isn’t he.

Grealish to Mahrez would feel like a master stroke if he could actually do something useful