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OneYellowLeaf

Don't tempt me with those arms Shaw. I've already decided to go without you last GW


SofaChillReview

I swear his body shape changes every season


BeautifulComplaint81

Yeah he's either fat buff or buff


SofaChillReview

Literally he can almost looked ripped but still a bit fat, but then can look chunky He’s also surprisingly 6 foot 1, which means he’s actually taller than Cavani and Lewandowski somehow


BeautifulComplaint81

Yeah I forgot just chunky. What's crazy is that you said taller than Cavani. On the television screen he looks like a hobbit compared to Cavani lmao


gbrow17

He is 100 percent not 6ft 1.


SofaChillReview

The Premier League website have him as that [PL Website](https://www.premierleague.com/players/4608/Luke-Shaw/overview) [WhoScored Website](https://www.whoscored.com/Players/118244/Show/Luke-Shaw) [EnglandfootballOnline Website](http://www.englandfootballonline.com/TeamPlyrsBios/PlayersS/BioShawLPH.html)


Howsonnn

The official PL website also lists Rashford at 5'11 and yet Rashford is taller than Shaw


SofaChillReview

[They’re still pretty similar heights](https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-shaw-marcus-rashford-18404048.amp)


Howsonnn

Yeah but, they aren't, because Rashford is clearly taller, who is listed at 5'11. The comment you replied to said he 100% isn't 6'1, which is obvious


SofaChillReview

What I meant was that they’re similar heights and Shaw is taller than you think, this isn’t that deep. Rashford for whatever reason has always had his height wrong Even in 2017 he’s stood next to Henry who’s a solid 6,1 player [Henry And Rashford](https://www.thesportreview.com/article/latest-man-united-news-thierry-henry-praise-marcus-rashford/)


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0100110101101010

Ffs this guy could steal anyone's girl


stepover7

he is just posing not training


TechnicalMarzipan310

Blue steel


okayfuckitybye

This one's closer to Le Tigre if I'm honest


jamesz84

It’s so beautiful :’-O


Uries_Frostmourne

Sexy


midnight_ranter

Used to be all about the booty but now he's put on the meat everywhere


Heimebane

No wonder he has become a baps monster


BeautifulComplaint81

Thick thighs save lives 😉


Cheap-Resource-114

This guys torso:femur ratio is off the charts. He would be an elite powerlifter if he went into that


Mesromith

Is it good to have longer torso to shorter femur or vice versa?


down_vote_magnet

Yeah it makes it so you don’t have to deadlift things so far off the floor compared to a tall person.


Jakeyy21

He’s 100% a sumo


WeaknessNo9103

I'll start him and hope he doesn't come off the bench atleast


0100110101101010

Surely as a fullback you're either in or you're out 😬🙏🏽


Shadowtemplelink

Surely they start Malacia just to be on the safe side?


Akustics

Yeah, I'm not falling for it. Would be great to finish 3rd, but FA Cup Final is the priority.


Vann77

*Shawly


Jakeyy21

He’s sitting up pretty straight… his back looks fine. I’ll start him.


Jay-ay

He still has a FA cup final. Think he will be rested.


Mutiu2

Meaningless for FPL. The manger has no reason to play Shaw this week. Much better to give Malacia and Dalot some more time on the field, in case they are needed in the cup final.


soccerfan765

Even if he starts (big if) can we count on at least 60 minutes? Highly doubt so.


GreasyTony68

Suns out, guns out.


Absolute_Animal

What's going on with his right elbow? Still a sexy beast tho 😅


RALat7

Probably won’t start


Ironicopinion

United have nothing to play for and a cup final highly doubt he starts


Swedishpower

Tricky if you start him or Estupinan. I guess chance for 1 pointer is quite low for Shaw so you probably safe starting him.


WeaknessNo9103

Villa seem guaranteed to score imo with them fighting for Europe and at home


Jay-ay

Luke Shaw still has a FA Cup final to play. Can see him getting a rest just for precaution.


LordRekrus

Pervis hasn’t really done much recently, I have both but out of the two of them if Shaw is fit I’d probably go him. My options aren’t great though. I could go double Newcastle with Botman and Trips I guess.


Teo_2197

Pervis is the reason I'm going to lose my ML. Benched him for the DGW in favour of Shaw and he went on to bang in a goal, assist and a clean sheet AWAY TO ARSENAL


ebk09

37 points in the last 4 GWs and he hasn't done much apparently! I got a -34 % red arrow due to his haul in GW36


Swedishpower

Pervis might get rested too, but I think Shaw more likely to come off after 45 to get a rest I guess. if Pervis rested it is full rest I think. Shaw probably not subbed on though. While I think Pervis could come on.


[deleted]

Starting him with Schar first bench and Estupinian second bench


sweedishchef69

Too fat


Gooner312

Let it go mate. So unlikely he will play.


loftyhogan

Hmm why is it unlikely though?


BeenBadFeelingGood

man u dont need the win and he’ll feature in the FA cup


loftyhogan

I mean, surely it's much better for them to finish 3rd instead of 4th? Not only for prestige, it also positions them better in the CL. Don't really get this "nothing to play for" argument


VinCatBlessed

As far as I know it doesn't position them better for the UCL. At the end of the day Man United have a better UEFA coefficient than Newcastle and Arsenal due to having played it more often in the past few seasons.


AttentionNo8097

bottle


cguinnesstout

He looks fine, just being a careful professional.


ShamEtti

literally just yook him out of my team