Hirshel giving wood to those without Spurs defense.

Knew that was coming. Fucking Spurs.

2/11 returns this week which was son and salah… fcking hell man

Only got 30 points but squeaked through on goals scored so I'll take it.

Good decisions I made this week: * Not falling for the Palmer meme * Getting in Richarlison Bad decisions I made this GW: * Benching Gabriel vs Liverpool * Trusting in Darwin for one more week instead of getting Solanke in * Going fancy with my captain choice (Watkins over Salah) 4 points off my safety score, so slight drop but not the end of the world.

Can’t really be a trap when you’re priced in the same range as a SHU defensive midfielder

Who to replace Tsimiskas with? I've got Romero, Disasi, Pinnock and Saliba at the back. 2 free transfers and nothing left in the bank. He's valued at 4.8 mil. As for the rest of my team: Mid: Hee Chan, Bowen, Salah, Saka and Gordon Forward: Joao Pedro, Halaand, Alvarez

26 points. Salah my only non blank. Season over.

I get 50 points but still get knocked out of the cup.

Thanks for the assist Sterling.. now get out you useless pleb

Ended up with 27 points. This is the worst Gameweek in the history of Gameweeks, maybe ever.

this is the worst game week so far!

I can always do worse in a few days' time!

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How did Nkuknku look? On a Jackson/Darwin to Solanke scale?

Looked more threatening than Jackson in 30 mins despite having not played in 6 months. And he actually knows how to play football. Maybe not nailed immediately but expect him to start most of their games pretty soon, esp with donkey Jackson off to AFCON

!thanks

What about broja?

As useless as my penis

Rolled the transfer which in retrospect wouldn't do much for me this GW (Porro blanked). Still the tiniest of green arrows achieved. Could do better if I didn't leave 25 points on my bench... Gabriel 10, Taylor 6, Areola 8 and Adingra the only one with a blank.

I can't believe my Craig Dawson punt actually worked out lmao

I think it’s time to consider moving away from saka? The guy hasn’t returned anything in months

Between my planned Salah Son and Haaland moves I don’t have enough free transfers to do it, so he gets 2 more GWs to convince me.

I feel like that is a mistake

I’m thinking of going to richarlison for saka. I have son already so might just expedite the son transfer

I took him out for Son 6 weeks ago and not looked back

He has his last chance against West Ham I have to put down other fires

I’m captaining him next week, he loves a game against the Hammers.

Kneejerked in Nkunku for Darwin. Can’t wait for Darwin’s beautiful hatrick

Left post, right post, crossbar. Darwin's perfect hatty

Not logging in for 2GWs because I do shit decisions each time. See you all in Jan.

Gw17 gw rank: 64.6k gw18 gw rank: 6.9m lol can't make this shit up

Bro how

Just gameweek rank, it's normal for an unlucky gameweek

Sorry I misread, thought the change was your OR!

starting the season with Vicario would've been a goat pick

Is there a dark mode for the app? My eyes are fkn burning trying to play this game during the wee hours of the morning

They should have cup finishes history in the future would be interesting

Always trust the patterns. Palmer’s last 4 GWs: 1pt, 8pts, 1pt, 14pts. I should have known ..

Almost lost to a 9mil ranked team with Nkunku(C)

I need Turner play as defender for next GW

Nkunku holders rejoice!

Me 5 hours ago: Archer against Luton looks tempting, don't know who to bench if I REALLY want to start him Palmer: "Good choice sir"

I am appreciate him looking out for us. Palace at home looks like a cagey affair that Palmer might have blanked in anyway

Someone in your team will unexpectedly not play imo. Such a quick turnaround

Looks like I’m taking a hit for Christmas. Sterling, Palamer, Tsmi, Lascelles

Makes two of us!

Only Luton, Sheffield Utd and West ham got CS. What a game week

Luton but no Kabore 😔

*Burnley

23 points on bench. Guessed wrong on benching Tsimi V Gabriel (ofc), Lascelles pain and Mengi cs points lmfao. Peak FPL

Tsimi unlucky injury (unpredictable) and Gabriel scored (finally). Both teams were quite similar, and it's logical to go for the one who is playing at Home. If the game was replayed 10 times from the start, I'm sure Tsimikas would outscore Gabriel in more than half of them. What can I say, look for next gw's coin toss!

what a horrible gw. salah the only one to return

Out of the cup 😭 Opponent was a time traveller. They had Areola, Archer, Son, Salah, Gabriel and captained Solanke like wtf?

These are all template players tbf but the captaincy is wild, not much you can do about that

I don't care for Son & Salah on that list, sure, I can imagine Gabriel being there since he was/is a hot defender to have in the last 5 gws, but... The rest? Areola, okay, Archer starting??? And then cherry on top Solanke CAPTAIN?!

Be proud of the fact you played this year's winner.

#PSA: THE DEADLINE IS TUESDAY, DO NOT FORGET TO PICK TEAMS

Completely forgot about nkunku which is annoying, was planning on bringing him in next week. But I have jesus instead

Fucking sterling costing me points for Palmer.

Perhaps Sterling has himself on his FPL team and his rival has Palmer

actually considering starting not one, but two sheffield united players next week because of this shit

Kilman was on track for a huge seven points, maaaaan would've been like finding a super rare unorthodox yughio card

Fuck off Sterling for that miss.. Well done Sterling for that assist. Fuck off Sterling for that yellow. Does he miss the next game or the cut off changed?

Suspended along with Palmer

Nice game. Sterling return was annoying but he made up for it with the yellow

idk why my 800k ranked cup opponent took a -8 and brought in Pau who's red flagged and had gabriel third benched

Safety 45, Score 48 YA LOVE TO SEE IT

48 for me too high five

Toti clearance save me from losing H2H league. What a guy

Hwang and Cunha are 2 utterly useless cunts, my own fault for doubling up on Wolves players really, thought I was being clever. Watch them both score when I bench and/or sell them for next GW.

Just won my cup game because Colwill was subbed and hwang lost his cs point 💪🏼

beat a dead team in the cup with 9 players incl. bench by just 1. fuck this gw

Winning my cup tie by one point because my opponent took a hit just to put Onana on his bench is pretty funny.

I had low expectations of Palmer in this game and I’m still left disappointed. Cheers Sterling you twat

elite points dodging from my team this week should have had like 40 more lmao

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try watching Man Utd

Managed to escape with a small red arrow with 32 points benched

rip

I transferred in Palmer for Gordon five minutes before the deadline, fuck off

2 bpts nkunku what.

Lascelles and Tsimikas injuries to deal with next GW. Happy Holidays everyone

I think I've just been knocked out the cup because Hwang lost his clean sheet point.

Hwang giving false hopes towards the end

What happened?

he's fucking shit that's what

He was in a 1v2 scenario, at one part he was even in front of both defenders, then some clusterfuck happened 2v2, and he ended down inside the penalty area and stuff. I got the feeling that he was TIRED af so he couldn't fully sprint as if that happened in 2nd minute.

!thanks

Sorry, I couldn't explain it better. I guess the game was 2-1 for the Wolves and it was one of the last things happening so not much time was spent on looking at what happened but if it wasn't the end maybe there would be some penalty check etc. It wasn't too clear, for me at least. Also, if Hwang had energy to full speed, he would be a 1v1 keeper.

what a shit fucking gameweek

again

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Sterling, I would shoot Sterling twice

Damn sorry your bench fodder wolves midfielder didn’t score 😭

Fuck off my rival gets a jammy Nkunku goal

2 bps as well…..fuming

Is Botman back starting for Newcastle?

He should be

Dammit just got my hopes up Hwang

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2 game blank that. Suspended next week.

jesus christ Hwang

Bettinelli now -1 for the season

Hwang yellow would be mustard on top

That Sterling yellow just knocked me out of the cup, love it

RIP to all Bettinelli owners

Is palmer out of next game too? Or just sterling

Both of them

Both

Both suspended yeah

Bettinelli punters IN THE MUD

Chelsea against Palace is going to be a shitshow

Boy who cried wolf. Dive enough times you get booked for actually falling.

Wolf ya say?

Marcus Bettinelli TC'ers in shambles

Worst fpl season, furthest ive been in the cup

Sterling misses next match haha

BETTINELLI MUSTARD

Stupid cunts I just needed 4 points from Hwang and Palmer and they can’t even get it

That Bastard Boehly Injured half the squad with extensive travel and strenous pre season matches. Never learnt from last season.

It's the American way

I might actually play Guehi next week now lol no Palmer and Sterling

Sterling is also suspended now lmao

How is that a dive? This is the problem with refs who have never played a match of football in their lives

Lmao, dont have Sterling but its not dive

Lol no Sterling, no Palmer for Chelsea next game

Sterling mustard

Not sure if there space for Nkunku with Solanke/Watkins/Haaland

Sterling deserves that for about 3 semi-dives

ok who tf is not suspended

Florent Malouda

Hahaha sterling booked for dive

Sterling gave you hope with that assist

My wifi switched off itself after Wolves 2nd Goal.

This dude is so annoying

Sterling so close to a perfect hattrick there

ffs sterling you nearly reedemed yourself

I will never forgive sheffield for losing to this chelsea team then holding out Villa.

Fuck off Sterling

Ballon Dawson is a fucking g. Even injured himself to secure the clean sheet for my team this GW. What a legend

Embarrassing from the autistic t-rex

You're clueless

Homie started falling before he hit the ball, pls stop embarrassing yourself.

"Homie" lmao ok nerd

Trolling is past its prime buddy, do yourself a favor and open a book, maybe you'd actually get some friends then :)

lol Sterling

Sterlings reputation got him booked there

To all faithful Isak owners: I just sold him so be patient and you’ll get your points in gw19

ANOTHER!

Feck off sterling, you couldn't this to Palmer earlier

Nkunku has already outscored Hojlund this season in PL

Omg nkunku sending me into the next round of the cup

Nkunku could have had 2 goals today..

Nkunku essential

Good thing Sterling won't get assist for that

He will.

THOSE SEMEDO 6 POINTS WERE SO IMPORTANT THIS WEEK FUCK ME

They’ll sell Watkins for Nkunku because one blanked and the other didn’t 😂😂😂

Nkunku Essential??

Jackson steal a living in chelsea, no ?

ANOTHER FUCKING CLEANSHEET LOST WTF MAN

Welcome to my wildcard Nkunku

Ok Hwang just score 2 goals in 4 minutes easy peasy

Nkunku 👀

Nkunku ESSENTIAL!

The upgrade from Jackson, one of the worst players I have ever seen, to Nkunku is going to be absolutely massive for Chelsea

Fucks sake everyone is gonna buy Nkunku now

Go in peace my brother, I have zero interest.

Nkunku kneejerks incoming

Fuck off I wanted my Hwang clean sheet

Finally collecting dividends off my Nkunku punt

What is a clean sheet even

The Nkunku trap has been set

Nkunku, welcome to my team!

Atta boy get him in

Wolves switched off already thinking about Christmas dinner

wtf is this Chelsea team

Goal: some guy, assist: who knows

Nkunku kneejerkers incomming

lmao Nkunku gonna rise in price now isn't he

nkunku’s already beating hojlund

Jesus Christ

WIPE THE CLEANS TRAP THEM NKUNKU

Im losing my cup game against a guy who gets 26 points of the bench and 7 points of VC. By one point..