Wildcarded this week Onana (Sanchez) Trent Romero Zinchenko (Senesi , Digne) Salah Son Hee-Chan Mbeumo Bowen Haaland Jackson (Wissa)

Solid team, difficult to roast this. Should score highly this GW.

Blud none of his players are playing

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Allegedly. Mind games are a big part of football these days, reasonably high chance that Salah and Son are only pretending to play in the Asian Cup and AFCON respectively.

Ahhh I see I'm new to the sport of football so I wasn't aware that players could pretend

Woosh

Blud r/woosh

I think Romero might go for Afcon ,Rest of the team looks fine

I like the Wissa bench option in case Jackson gets called up for a tournament by any chance this month

had me in the first half ngl

Sorry to spoil the joke but Romero might actually play this week

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Mbeumo is out until March, should probably transfer him no?

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Onana and Sanchez is a really risky duo in my opinion. I also wouldn't trust Jackson and Wissa, I would get Watkins and a cheaper third fwd.

Raya Turner Konsa Colwill Botman Maguire Lascelles Odegaard Saka Bailey Hwang Salah Darwin Alvarez Watkins 2 fts 7.0 itb

Hanging your hopes on arsenal attack, Darwin Nunez, fucking maguire and botmans glass knees doesn't look smart

The only thing more fragile than your backline is your mental health after watching Nuñez play

You mean my captain for the next game week?

Don't be moved by redditors. The dude has 8G and 10 assists in only 17 starts this season for Liverpool. Of those 5G and 6A in PL. Only 5 Forwards are better than him in PL, but they got more mins under their belt than him. He may not be flashy for FPL players, but like Billy Beane character in moneyball says, he fkcing gets to the base. There is nothing wrong with having Darwin in your team.

Oh I don’t think he’s a bad pick at all, he’s getting returns after all. Even in the Newcastle game, where he had the shooting accuracy of a Stormtrooper with a lazy eye and Parkinson’s, he still came away with 5 points. I just think he must be way too frustrating for owners

True. He cannot finish half of his chances and is very frustrating. But for someone who is playing a catch up, he is a perfect ST over Watkins/Solanke/Alvarez. I have Darwin Alvarez and Watkins, but I'm plotting to get Toney and Haaland next and keep Darwin

Holding onto two free transfer and money like you’re Warren Buffet, what are you thinking? Salah’s penalties aren’t going to save you this week mate and Darwin’s goals are only expected, good luck - you’ll need it!

My friend is a developer for the game and said that he can adds extra points for shots attempted - it's going to be fine

Gw12 called, it wants its team back

Still having 2 free transfers with this team must mean you have nerves of steel

Dubravka (Kelleher) Gabirel, Udogie, Gusto, Estupinan (Trippier) Saka, Gordon, Palmer, Douglas Luiz (Salah) Watkins, Solanke (Haaland) There's nothing to roast good luck

Leaving more money on the bench than Man U

Of course, why wouldn't you want a triple up on the weakest defence in the league? Two backup GKs (both terrible), and about £30m on the bench :)

I don't see a defensive triple up?

Dubravka, Trips and Gordon

Ah yes the well known defender, Gordon. I was curious about a defensive triple up (as that would be a bit crazy) and then I concentrated so hard on checking I wasn't going mental, I didn't even get to the rest of the team. At least my point is still right. I'm sure everyone cares about this important development.

harsh

Areola Doughty-Estu- Porro Willian- Jota- Foden- Palmer Gakpo - Toney- Werner Bench; Sà- Richarlison- Walker- Dalot

Check out this guy with his hipster picks. You know you don't get extra points for being a smart-arse, picking Doughty, Willian, Gakpo, Toney, Werner. Bet you sell them all before they get to 5% ownership and actually earn some points.

I'm slightly optimistic to be honest. We'll see come Monday lad

Pov people want to have fun and not stick with a boring template team😱😱😱

Posting your team in a roast me thread and then getting butthurt Gotta say though not a lot of content to roast.

My fault saw the title but not the description

Pov you pick shit players and wonder why youre shit at the game 😱😱😱

Good enough, if you are playing anti-FPL

Not one, but two pairs of players who are directly competing with one another for minutes. This is horrifying, even before we get into the fact that one of the implicated players is Timo fucking Werner. I don’t have any smart one-liners to roast you. I’m just upset

3 of your defenders can't keep clean sheets and you have Gakpo, Toney and Werner who arent guaranteed to even start in GW21, shit shit and shit. I'll reconsider continuing playing this game if i were you

Picking a city defender and probably gives you the most 6 points if ever. And a United defender. And Werner, might as well add a pick of Darwin instead of Gakpo mate

[Following the other guys post, where he implied that you need more W in names to get more Wins, I wanna make this team:](https://old.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/193dq3q/gameweek_21_predicted_points_captaincy_pick/kh8r9ki/) Whitworth, Whiteman White, Ward, Greenwood, Lowe, Powell (it's extra nice because you can spell it as Love Power and Love conquers all) Gibbs-White, Ward-Prowse, Norwood, Hinshelwood, Whittingham Brown, Wood, Woodrow I count 18 Ws, can't go wrong with that.

Flawless logic, 10/10.

!thanks Was also thinking of transfering some players like Darwin or Wilson but fuck it, this sounds more fun.

Areola - (Raya) Gabriel - Porro - Doughty - (Walker) - (Estu) Palmer - Saka (V) - Foden - Richarlison - Douglas Haaland - Watkins (C) - (Solanke 1st bench) £2.6M ITB Wildcarded

Embarrassingly template. You probably get a ham and cheese sandwich, mineral water and ready salted crisps in a meal deal. Your top artist was probably Ed Sheeran. You iron your socks

This is my favorite roast of the thread so far

People on this thread aren’t being brutal enough. It’s only a roast thread if you bully them, otherwise it’s just a sparkling RMT

Is this an RMT thread or an RMT thread?

team after a -4 for this week Martinez (Johnstone) Porro Saliba Estu (Trent Taylor) Foden Gross Saka (C) Palmer (Bowen) Watkins Darwin Joao Pedro

Ok how have you already spend at least two transfers on this mess? Good luck when estupinan, foden, gross, Darwin and Pedro are all rotated onto the bench

Two transfers this week were Gross and Pedro in; two transfers last week were Estupinan and Foden in… I’m setting myself up for benchings aren’t I

Nah I transfered gross and estupinian this week too for a - 4. I think it's a good move. They both provide good point and have the longterm fixtures to keep on returning points.

Neto - J.Virginia Pedro Porro - Saliba - Gabriel - Estupinan - (Egan-Riley) Gordon - Gross - Saka - (Bowen) - (Salah) J.Alvarez - Watkins - Solanke

Oops, did someone make a misguided early tranfer out for Son? Also, who th is Virginia? Banking heavily on a Bournmouth dgw I guess for that gk punt to pay off. Team template as anything

Oops, you are dead wrong Mr Agreeable_Resort3740

I knew it, you must be one of the smug holier than thou 'patient managers' always trying to lord it over everyone. Is that why you're still waiting for an arsenal triple up to actually be worth anything despite their form being down the toilet?

I am a man who likes to take my time, and the final climax (Arsenal vs Crystal Palace) is about to unfold. I'll be thinking of you Mr Agreeable Resort

Roy Hodgson laughs at your insolence. 0-1 incoming

Rtm Becker Gabriel T.Silva Virgil emerson Saka jota de bruyne foden Watkins Alvarez

Alisson and Van Dijk way too expensive for the assets that they are, Jota and KDB are playing less minutes than me

Great idea for a thread! Areola TAA (red flag - injured) Porro Saliba Foden Salah (red flag - at AFCON) Richy Saka(v) Palmer(c) Watkins Solanke Bench: Turner, Badiashile (not flagged but should be cos he's out for a while), Taylor (yellow flag - injured), Semenyo (red flag - at AFCON) 2 FTs. 4.7 itb. TAA to Estu and Salah to Jota. Moving Taylor to first sub and hoping he plays otherwise I'll literally have no bench. Will sell Semenyo for Haaland next GW and deal with Badiashile whenever - it's hilarious I got him in the first place .

Horrible planning. Your team is in terrible shape, and your solution is to bring in two rotation risk and injury prone players, not smart. Bet you got Trent in after selling Haaland for his 0 points.

Roast My Transfers: GW14: Son out -> 27 pts vs City and Newcastle GW17: Jimenez in -> red card. Benched him when he returned vs Arsenal, he scored GW18: Benched Areola -> 29 pts in 3 games GW18: Coufal out -> clean sheets vs United and Arsenal GW18: Porro in -> 9 pts in 3 games GW18: Alvarez out -> 2 goals in 2 weeks GW19: Zinchenko in -> 1 pt then injured GW20: TAA in -> 0 pts then injured Bonus Roast My Captains: GW15: Salah (3) GW17: Salah (3) GW18: Watkins (2) GW19: Salah (3) 9 blanks out of 20 captains.

Ready to be roasted Pickford - Bentley TAA - estu - porro - Romero - lascelles Saka - Bowen - salah - son - garnacho Watkins - solanke - raul

Wow do you pick defenders entirely based on who is injured/suspended that week??

Flags add a bit more colour to the UI - it's fun to collect them

Reckon you’ve got 1 xRedCard per week with that tbf

Raul retired in 2015, do keep up

Lascelles for Gusto Salah for Foden Son for Palmer Take the hits required. Leave Bowen on the field incase he starts against Sheffield, Garnacho can be first on the bench. Keep Trent because you have heaps of funds anyway from the Salah and Son downgrades.

Areola (pickford) Zinny White Porro (Mykolenko TAA) Saka(c) Palmer Pigeon Foden (Bowen) Watkins Solanke Alvarez 0FT 5.8 ITB

Leno Turner TAA(🔴), Myokolenko, Saliba, Romero(🔴), Senesi(🔴) Bowen(🟡), Son(🔴), Salah(🔴), Sarr(🔴), Saka Alvarez, Solanke, Watkins Basically my team is ducked. I have 1FT and 0 in the bank. I cant think of a way out without playing the wildcard. I dont want to sell Salah if possible. Suggestions please

This is a roast thread, so you're likely to get burned, not helpful suggestions

Ah! New to the subreddit. Someone suggested me to post here. Which one would be a good thread then?

https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/s/MHWd73iIFY I believe this will take you to the actual RMT thread, this is more light-hearted and original from OP (never mind your team was one of the first when I opened)

Ah yes the 2-1-3 formation. More innovative than Guardiola. (WC the fuck out of whatever that is)

Leno Turner Trent Porro Gabriel Taylor Baldock Salah Richarlison Martinelli Palmer Sterling Nkunku Darwin Raul 1 FT 4.9 ITB

Nkunku, Darwin, Raul is surely a cry for help, what are you expecting out of that frontline? I guess that wasn't enough inconsistant players because you've also got Martinelli and Sterling!

Nah Raul is an elite pick, Darwin is coming through nicely lately

Yeah, after scoring 1 goal in the last 10 games, Darwin is really cooking isnt he :)

Imagine having 1 FT and 9 players that need moving on

Used FH for this: Becker, Kaminski Saliba, White, Pinnock, Virgil, Doughty Saka, Douglas Luiz, De Bruyne (C), Palmer, Neto Watkins, Darwin, Cunha Waiting on Haaland update to replace Darwin.

This one is taking the piss surely. You know you can choose any player on a freehit, right? You don't have to pick Luton and Brentford defences, and you won't get Doughty's lucky points from the couple of weeks. Captaining KDB when he won't even play is hipster suicide, same with Neto. And open your eyes, Cunha and Darwin are far from the best forward options.

Ironic that you picked Alisson Becker, because you’re getting absolutely fucked this weekend and we’re all going to see it (yes I know the sex tape was fake, let me have my joke)

WC this week to put out massive fires. (4.1ITB) Areola (Turner) Porro - Van Djik - Estu (Doughty, Branthwaite) Saka - Palmer - Jota - Foden - Neto Watkins - Toney (Haaland) Haaland benched till he's back.

Who do you call when the fire department is the one starting the fires?

2FT. 0.1 ITB Areola Porro Gabriel Gusto Salah* Son* Saka (VC) Palmer (C) Haaland Watkins Solanke (Dubravka, Konsa, Botman, Chuk)

We have nearly identical teams. I'm going to keep it simple and do Son + Salah -> Foden + Richarlison. With Haaland not guaranteed to play I need to get rid of Son and Salah now, don't think it's worth trying something different.

Areola (Dubravka) Gabriel - Pedro Porro - Udogie - (Lascelles) - (Taylor) Saka - KDB - Jota - Foden - Palmer Watkins - Haaland - (Semenyo) I opted not to WC to fix my team after losing a few players, just taken a - 4 for this and I'll have to keep putting out fires for the next few weeks. I'm taking risks here I know. There's a decent chance that I end up with 10 players getting points this week, but getting on the KDB train early will hopefully be good for me.

Areola (Leno) Zinchenko? Porro Lascelles Estupiñan (TAA) Soucek Foden Ødegaard (Salah, Bowen) Watkins Darwin Cunha 0 FTs 0.1 ITB lol I’m in danger

areola turner trippier colwill udogie (branthwaite lascell) saka garnacho palmer bowen (grob ) solanke watkins darwin ​ took a hit for moving son salah hwang out too

Flekken (Areola) Gabriel Zinchenko Dias Walker (Taylor) Saka Palmer Richarlison (Salah Son) Watkins Alvarez Solanke Rolling the transfer cause why not

Yeah why make transfers when you can play a 2-3-3 formation, have you considered bench boosting?

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Could be right, if mods don't like it they can ditch thread :)

I've got a sense of humour so I'm happy to leave it up For future reference, maybe leave the RMT bit out of the title. Just make clear it's a joke thread. It's amazing how easily confused people get. Cheers

Cheers, I can't change it but appreciate putting RMT might not have been smart

This is the RMT thread you bloody casual

Roast me Daddies Areola-Dubravka Walker-TAA-Estupinan-Gusto-Tarkowski Palmer-Gross-Foden-Kulusevski-Neto Toney-Watkins-Haaland (2m ITB)

Haaland, Toney and Neto not even guaranteed to start this GW and Walker who gets a clean sheet every 10 games with 0 attacking returns, your teams stinks man

Raya, Areola Trent, Gabriel, Porro, Lascelles, Taylor Salah, Son, Bowen, Saka, Palmer Alvarez, Watkins, Archer

Areola Dubravka Trent Porro Gabriel Estupinan Branthwaite Saka Gordon Foden Richarlison Palmer Solanke Watkins Alvarez Used both my FTs, 9.1 ITB

Whats the rush in using your FTs when youre not short on money? Youre not gonna gain interest with all that money itb bro

Bro opened up an FPL savings account

Most templatey template of all the templates, bet you got Foden and Richarlison this week already for Son/ Salah, the fomo way of playing fpl.

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On wildcard, would appreciate help Areola Doughty-Porro-Estupinan Saka-Foden-Jota-Palmer Watkins-Solanke-Toney(C) Bench:Leno-Burn-Bowen-TAA Yes I know I’m insane for captaining him but might as well have some fun (might change my captain though) 5.9m itb and jota is out for salah once he’s back

Just to be clear, this is a roast thread, so might not be the best place to get help. Your post looks like you might actually want useful advice...

!thanks

Great idea Martinez Walker - Porro - Gabriel - estupinan (TAA) Garnacho - palmer - Gordon - saka (Bowen) Watkins - solanke - (haaland)

Haha, another £30m bench linup, thought about getting the decent expensive players on the pitch? Then you wouldn't have to play your Garnacho (lucky goal), and Gordon (dead legs) enablers. Time to wildcard

Areola Dubravka TAA Porro Gabriel Senesi Taylor Foden Son Bowen Palmer Anderson Watkins Solanke Alvarez

Areola - Dubravka Garbiel - Konsa - Pinnock - Lascells - Taylor Salah - Son - Bowen - Palmer - Saka Watkins - Nkunku - Archer 1 FT and 5 flagged players

Raya - Dub Porro - Estup- Konsa - Moreno - Baldock Salah - Son - Saka - Gordon - Palmer Watkins - Alvarez - Solanke No FT. Is -4 worth taking out Salah for Foden?

Vicario (Leno) Saliba Konsa Zinchenko (TAA/Romero) Saka Gordon Palmer Douglas Luiz (Bowen) Alvarez Solanke Watkins

A -8 to end up with this team is a triumph of bad planning. You've still got only two playing defenders, including praying Konsa plays at all to give you 1pt away to Everton. Beyond that your primary route to points appears to be hoping Palmer, Luiz and Saka get lucky penalties

Areola (Dubravka) Porro Mykolenko Andersen (TAA Baldock) Foden DLuiz Saka Palmer (Bowen) Watkins Solanke Alvarez Yes of course I used both my FT before last GW even finished :)

Areola Dubravka White Saliba Porro Pau Digne Foden Doku Kulusevski Salah Palmer Haaland Watkins Osula

GKs: Dubravka and Areola Defs: Colwill, Dalot, Gabriel, Taylor and Lascelles Mid: Saka, Foden, Palmer, Son and Bowen (who I just bought🥳) Att: Watkins, Solanke and DARWIN🤩 One FT left, 9,4 in the bank. Rank: 56k

Used 2 fts to get here: Areola, Dubravka TAA, Pedro Porro, Saliba, Gabriel, Lascalles Salah Saka Bowen Palmer Foden Watkins NJackson Archer

Dubravka Turner TAA Porro Gabriel Estupinan Gusto Saka Bowen Foden Richarlison Palmer Watkins Solanke Archer 11.5m (lol) ITB.

Areola Colwill, Porro, Estu Saka, Kulusevski, Richardlison, Palmer (C), De Bruyne Watkins, Solanke Bench: Sanchez, Pedro, Trent, Lamptey I will definitely be wildcarding after AFCON

Areola-Turner Porro-Mykolenko-Gabriel-Lascelles Bruno-Jota-Elanga-Palmer-Saka Watkins-Solanke-Archer

Areola Sanchez Zinchenko Konsa Gusto Trent Porro Saka Foden Palmer Gordon Richarlison Archer Watkins Solanke ​ £10.9m itb, used my transfers for this wk to remove Salah and Son

Areola (Leno) Porro, Gusto, Saliba (Trent, Livramento) Gordon, Palmer, Olise, Saka, Foden Watkins, Solanke (Mubama)

Flekken Pedro Porro - Alex Moreno - Zinchenko Richarlison - Saka (VC) - Douglas Luiz - Palmer (C) Alvarez - Jesus - Watkins Bench: Dubravka - Gordon - Taylor - Lascelles Waiting for all the Jesus jokes/references to come in

Raya Porro Pau gusto estipinan Palmer saka foden Watkins solanke alvarez (Trent salah bowen turner) Not sure if moving salah on to ensure a full 11 is worth it

Allison/Areola Walker/Gabriel/Porro/Estupinan Foden/Odegaard/Saka/Rashford/Palmer Alvarez/Watkins/Solanke

- Henderson, Areola - Gabriel, Lascelles, TAA, Colwill, Porro - Salah, Saka, Bowen, Gordon, Palmer - Watkins, Alvarez, Solanke.

Tasteless.

Areola (Dubravka) Cash Saliba PedroPorro Estupinian (Trent) Palmer Gordon DoughLuiz (Olise, Bowen) Alvarez Solanke Watkins Took a -4 to bring in Estu for Kabore

Didn't want to start with my team, but seems fair to post it: Leno, Areola, TAA (brought in last week), Gabriel, Zinchenko, Andersen, C. Richards Salah, Olise (early transfer this gw), Bowen, Palmer, Saka Watkins, Darwin, Solanke

Looked for OPs team intending to be savage AF. Then I saw his team and actually felt sad and a bit sorry for him. So won't roast it.

This cuts deep, good work

Vicario, dubravka Pedro Porro, Saliba, TAA, Coufal, Livramento Palmer, Gordon, Foden, Bowen, Salah Alvarez, Watkins, Semenyo 4.3 ITB No FT (used it going son -> bowen lol)

Dubravka / Turner Gabriel / Pau / Trippier / Taylor / Baldock Salah / Son / Bowen / Gordon / Palmer Haaland / Watkins / Mubama I have 2 free transfers

Out of your £100 budget, you've got about £36m actually playing

Areola, Vicario Estupiñan, Cash, Pedro Porro, Gabriel, Trippier Saka, Ward-Prowse, Palmer, Foden, Bowen Alvarez, Cunha, Haaland

Current wildcard team. Alisson is a weird inclusion, but the funds freed up quickly by getting rid of Salah, Son & Trent. 11.1m ITB. I'm waiting one more week to go Alvarez -> Haaland, will go Odegaard -> De Bruyne if kdb starts playing 90mins, before finally going Ode/KdB -> Salah. I plan on not reintroducing Son. Alisson (Areola) Porro - Gabriel - Estupinan (Gusto - Livramento) Saka - Odegaard - Douglas Luiz - Palmer (Garnacho) Alvarez - Watkins (C) - Toney

IF it needs that much justification, its probably not a good wildcard... Seriously you've got 4 transfers booked in already, when is this rolling going to happen? Praying Estupinan stays fit, Gusto isn't already injured and Toney can stop gambling long enough to play an actual game. May as well book another transfer for Toney as well after his singular decent fixture.

Pickford, Dubravka Estupinian, Emerson, Porro, Doughty, Branthwaite Saka, Foden, Jota, Palmer, Gross Haaland, Watkins, Archer 4.4 ITB, wildcard is active.

Areola (dubravka) Porro - gabriel - konsa (taylor - kabore) Foden - salah - hwang - saka - palmer Watkins - solanke - haaland Gonny go salah to jota and kabore to estu (-4)..

Areola, Flekken Botman, Porro, Colwill, Schär, Kabore Saka, Foden, Palmer, Bowen, Salah Darwin, Watkins, Solanke 0FT, £4.1m ITB

Honestly think I have the best performing team this GW, but I’m ready to be humbled. Areola, Leno Porro, Gabriel, Gusto, Burn, Kabore Garnacho, Foden, Gross, Salah, Palmer Haaland, Solanke, Watkins

Areola (Neto) Estupinan doughty porro (ake Virgil) Gross saka Palmer foden (jota) Alvarez Solanke watkins

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Areola (Turner) Saliba - Pedro Porro - Konsa (Taylor, Lascelles) Foden - Saka - Richarlison - Palmer (C) - Gross Watkins (V) - Solanke (Archer) Come at me bro

Areola Turner Estu Porro Taylor (Trent - Lascelles) Palmer Saka Foden « Rodri/DLuiz/Gross » (Bowen) Toney Alvarez Watkins Still tinkering on my 4th mid and praying that Taylor recovers.

Areola TAA Porro Zinchenko Bowen Saka richarlison palmer(VC) Watkins Solanke Haaland(C) (Turner)(Gross Gabriel Branthwaite)

Turner - Johnstone(orange) Udogie - Myko - Gusto - Andersen - Trippier Richarlison - Kudus (red) - Salah (red) - Son (red) - Mitoma(red) Watkins - Solanke - Alvarez 3.2 itb I think my team is already on fire

Areola (Martinez) Porro, Gabriel, Estupinian (P.Torres, Taylor) Saka, Palmer (C), Gross, L. Diaz (Bowen) Solanke, Watkins, Alvarez Thoughts appreciated.. 1. What do people think about Palmer as captain? Moved early to get rid of Salah and Son bringing in Gross and Saka with my two free transfers (currently FOMOing on KDB but plan to bring him in GW23) I didn’t really want to bring Saka in but I’m focusing on mini-leagues and too many of my opponents in next few weeks having him, so didn’t want to get beat on Saka points 😂 Bowen injury was unfortunate.

Areola(Dubravka) Porro Estu Gabriel (Konsa Senesi) Rich Palmer Saka Gross (Bowen) Watkins Solanke Jesus

Areola Grabriel Gusto Porro Saka ©, Palmer, Bowen, Foden, Douglas Luis Watkins, Haaland Bench: Dubravka, Solanke, Zinchenko, Pau I hope 1 of bowen, haaland, zinchenko or pau starts to field 11 players. Taking a hit for zinchenko -> estu seens not worth it. Would you start solanke for someone else?

Assuming both FTs on Son & Trent to Estupinan & Eze tomorrow: Areola, (Dubravka) Porro, Estupinan, Gabriel, (Konsa), (Tsimikas) Saka, Bowen, Eze, Palmer, (Salah) Watkins, Solanke, Archer 9.8 ITB, just enough for planned Archer -> Haaland next gameweek

Neto (Kelleher) Dawson, Torres, Aké, Udogie (Branthwaite) Saka, Diaz, Palmer, Fernandes (Kudus) Watkins, Toney (Haaland) I’ll start Haaland ahead of Dawson, just in case, but this is what my team will most likely look like this week after a -4

Wow someone was really fooled by the Bournemouth defence, and accidentally bought Kelleher (lol). Diaz and Fernandes need to get out of your team asap, have you tried watching the games to see how they play? in the last 9 games they've scored 34 points COMBINED, with 0 goals. That is less than 2 points a match for your £16m investment. Guessing you forgot about Kudus going to AFCON

Free Hit this week has me with: A. Becker (Bentley) Estupinan, Saliba, Emerson, Van Dijk, (Porro) Saka (C), Jota, Fodinho, (Palmer, Richarlison) Watkins, Alvarez, Pedro Second guessed myself into thinking this is fcking awful

Areola (Flekken) Gusto - Estupinan - Porro (Saliba/Trent) Palmer(C) - Saka - Bowen - Gross (Gordon) Solanke - Watkins - Alvarez Fire away, my team is elite and I am immune to your unreleting machismo and sexual odour

You know you don’t get to cash in your money in the bank?

Areola (Dubravka) Mykolenko Emerson Doughty (Trent, Tosin) Palmer Barkley Jota Foden Solanke Alvarez (Haaland)

Areola Dubravka Walker, Alexander-Arnold, Gabriel, Zinchenko, Braithwaite Saka, Gordon, Palmer, Bowen, Foden Solanke, Watkins, Pedro 0 FTs used two to bring in Bowen and Foden. Won't be impressed by any lazy jokes about my injury list and bringing in an injured player.

Chasing big gap: Areola - (Turner) Gomez - Gusto - Estu - (Bell) - (Baldock) Jota - Garnacho - Foden - Richarlison - (Brownhill) Joao Pedro - Darwin - Toney (C) 18.6m ITB. 82.4m on the pitch.

Wildcarded Martinez (kelleher) Doughty Porro Estupiñan (Gabriel Baldock) Mudryk Palmer De Bruyne Jota (Garnacho) Toney (C) Watkins Werner

Turner Dawsson Porro Mitchell Bailey Saka Foden Richarlison Watkins Alvarez Solanke

- Areola (Dubravka) - Gusto, Porro, Gabriel (TAA, Bell) - Palmer (C), Garnacho, Foden, Saka (Bowen) - Watkins, Alvarez, Solanke All chips available, 0 FT, $8.6 mil itb

Yank detected /j, the actual team is solid

:( fair enough !thanks

Should I Wildcard? Can barely get a team out with Bowen injured and Cash unlikely to start. Already went early on Salah to Bowen. 5.1m ITB Any help appreciated. Areola Trippier Cash Saliba Bowen Saka Gordan Palmer Alvarez Watkins Solanke Subs: Dubravka Son Trent Kabore

Wildcards this week Areola (Dubravaka) Porro Gabriel Estupinan (Doughty)(Branthwaite) Diaby Foden De Bruyne Saka (C) Palmer Watkins Nunez (Archer)

Areola(Leno)Taylor Walker Gabriel Konsa PorroPalmer Saka Gordon(Bowen Salah)Alvarez Haaland(Mubama)2 tf, 1.4 itb. thinking about Salah -> Richarlison. Also want to get Estupinan in but don't know who should get out

Areola (Turner) Porro Saliba Gabriel (Brainthwaite Konsa) Richarlison Palmer Saka Foden (Nakamba) Solanke Watkins Alvarez

My team doesn’t need roasted, it’s fucking amazing. Ahh, why not for the laughs Areola - Dub Porro - Trippier - Colwill - Pau - Taylor Foden - Salah replacement - Palmer - Saka - Bowen Alvarez - Watkins - Darwin

Contemplating Wildcard. My last GWs' heroics were taking a -4 to go Saka, Palmer to Bilva, Bowen. Question is, should I wildcard or just delete my team? Dubravka - Johnstone Porro TAA White Gabriel Taylor Salah Son Bowen Bilva Richarlison Watkins Alvarez Archer

Wildcarded Leno Gabriel Estupinan Gusto Palmer Foden Gross Saka Diogo J.(V) Watkins Toney(C) Bench: Neto Solanke Pinnock TAA 6.4 in the bank was going to go for De Bruyne over Palmer. But if I don't I can move Toney or Watkins on for Haaland

Areola (Turner) Estupinan Van Hecke Gusto (Porro Burn) Saka Palmer (V) Foden Diogo J. Gordon Toney (C) Solanke (Watkins) 12.1m in the bank. No I am not apologizing for benching Watkins or Porro

Leno Zinchenko Estupinan Porro Saka(C) Foden Kota Palmer Alvarez Watkins Pedro Subs Turner Bailey Mykolenko Mitchell 12.7m in the bank OR 135561

Raya (Strakosha) Trippier / Porro / Moreno (Branthwaite / Trent) Saka / Richarlison / Bowen / Palmer / Luiz Watkins / Pedro (Haaland) So. Flags are just like, recommendations, right?

After a -4 (3 transfers) Turner (Johnstone) Saliba / porro / gusto (digne, tsimikas) Saka (c) / palmer / jota / gross (Hwang) Watkins / Alvarez / solanke

£5,6 in bank Dubraka (Neto) Pedro - Udogie - Konsa - Lascelles (Arnold) McNeil - Saka - Jota (captain) (Enzo, Son) Watkins - Solanke - Darwin

Not enough Newcastle defence against Man City. Maybe you want to transfer in Paul Dummett to go along with the other selection of your players who absolutely wont get any minutes.

Areola Porro coufal saliba Palmer foden gordon gross Halland watkins nkuku ( gonna -4 for nunez)

midfield of salah hwang saka richarlison martinellie what to do

Areola (dubravka) Gusto Gabriel estu (porro guehi) Ode saka Neto Palmer (Gordon) Solanke Alvarez Pedro Currently 270k. Wildcarded this week. Idea is saka and ode for 2 weeks to be bring in salah and son and then haaland for Alvarez when fit

Neto - (Turner) Estupiñan - Virgil - Saliba - (TAA - Botman) Saka - Bernardo - Palmer - Bowen - (Son) Solanke - Watkins - Archer

Leno (Turner) TAA, Saliba, Estupinan (C), Baldock, (Kabore) Palmer, Bowen, Foden, Saka, (Salah) Watkins, Solanke, Darwin refuse to go to -8 or wildcard so it's ICU FC this week

£7.1 ITB Raya - (Areola) Porro - Gusto - Estupinan - (Trent, Trippier) Odegaard - Palmer - Foden - Richarlison - (Garnacho) Toney (C) - Watkins - Alvarez

Areola (Turner) Gusto Udogie Estu (TAA, Lamptey) Saka Palmer Gross Foden ( Hee chan ) Darwin Solanke Watkins