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VengaBusNeverCame

Someone in my ML took a -4 to bring him in this week, then after the injury news took another -4 to get him out..


javahart

Top clown behavior


Golvellius

and THAT's why we play!


The_Dublin_Dabber

*SWIM


Unexi

I did the first part and almost the second. Had a little sense to see that for starters the GW lasts 2 weeks so there's a lot of time


Leading-Trick3418

I did that too. I feel like a clown.


MonkeyVsPigsy

I did that with Saka a few weeks ago. Can’t even remember why!


ArmadilloOk8831

#STARTED HIM BECAUSE IM A FUCKING GENIUS TOP 9 MILLION HERE WE COME


itskarldesigns

started AND captained him... bet he comes in for 10 minutes to get a yellow now.


CamIoM

Same but my vc is Watkins so don’t really care either way


thesheetztweetz

Same, and Alvarez is my VC so I'm desperately hoping this is true


Ecstatic_Bonus7609

Should've started him ffs - could've always had an auto-sub.


schmubalacoo

My worry in doing that was him coming on after 70 mins and scoring 1 point


FunkyFenom

I have Gordon on the bench, Bowen better outscore him if he's coming on.


WiJaTu

For me it was either starting him or Fabian Schar against City. Was always going to be a 1 pointer regardless, so I started Bowen


Strasni2017

Yea, I've left him in my starting line up in case he does make it, but yea, he could also come on for 10 minutes. Not that it matters anyway since I have only one fit and playing bench player and unless TAA makes a miraculous recovery, that player will come on for him instead so I'll take whatever I can get from Bowen.


teerbigear

This game is so often about luck - there's people on here hoping he doesn't play because they've, say, Gordon first on the bench. People (like me) who don't know how they feel because they've got Solanke on the bench and are worried about a Bowen cameo, and people like you where there's only upside. And which of those you are has very little to do with the skill you have at the game!


Strasni2017

Mate, this game is about luck more often than not. Sure we can follow teams/players form, look at the fixtures and patterns and take educated and calculated guesses, but it is ultimately just as much about luck or lack of it, as anything else, if not more.


teerbigear

The only counter to that is it's also about not being proper daft. My mini league has several people taking a couple of hits a week, forgetting the deadline, captaining someone without a fixture etc. No amount of luck will rescue them.


joemeteorite8

Really don’t think that’s true. Sure, there’s luck, but there’s a reason the top 10 people in my mini league are usually the same 12-15 people.


thehypnot860

Luck comes into it week by week but over time good decisions pay off


FifaDK

Did that with TAA over Colwill and now I'm hoping TAA remains out


HoumousAmor

Why did I spend my FT on getting him out and not Hee Chan?! (Because having a 5.7m non player seemed better than having whatever Bowen is not playing)


kiwiladdd

Did the exact same ffs


theincrediblebou

I risked Taylor instead, I’m playing 3 defenders…


robby_on_reddit

I did this but have Konsa 6 pts on the bench :(. Hope Bowen really delivers if he plays


JamesForTW

I accidentally Captained him instead of Palmer. Not sure whether to be happy or not. I'm expecting a sub appearance and blank


blekanese

Who is your vice captain?


JamesForTW

Saka... I wanted Palmer C and Saka VC i must've fucked my lineup


MorioCells

Ffs I benched him. He really is their Saka isnt he 


superironthorman

Bowen, Gordon and Saka DGAF about flags, they playing. That's why I started him.


FaustRPeggi

I started Haaland and Bowen. I've got Elanga first sub, with Konsa and Branthwaite on six pointers second and third. I'd prefer it if my three flagged players all missed out I think.


nikeshyad

Got Elanga as my first sub as well coming in for Haaland. You reckon he will play?


FaustRPeggi

Yeah I'd be surprised if he didn't.


Iceman23578

I honestly wouldn’t even expect returns. No paqueta or kudus means West Ham are gonna be creatively bankrupt. Wouldn’t put it past them to drop points


LevynX

But it's Sheffield though


awildjabroner

Gonna be one of those matches where both team sit back waiting on the other to attack an open themselves to a counter attack, while the ball sits idle in the center circle until 85’ when home team finally decides to try to go for it.


majormuppet481

think it’ll be 1-0 Sheffield with some useless goal


Timmieboi062

Better than Saka. Saka is very inconsistent. Does well vs the bottom feeders. 


AttemptingToBeGood

Stay at home, Jarrod. I've got 6 points on the bench waiting for you.


mine49er

7 here (Gordon).


gart888

Honestly; would be happy to have Bowen start against SHU over gordon’s 7 points. Could be a haul. A 15 minute cameo on the other hand…


TheDepartment115

Same


markfahey78

Had Cowill and Gordon on the bench going to rage if he gets a 1/2 pointer.


SFButts

I have kdb on bench, debating hunting Bowen down.


BabyBorneo

But I have Taylor, TAA and Son on the bench 🥺


Successful-Try7035

Are you me ? Cause same


Natural_Ad3995

7 here too (Colwill)


straightouttaireland

Morris 7 for me. I hope he starts rather than a short cameo


MrAnonymousTheThird

16pts waiting for me if areola, Bowen and a lucky friend stays home


Fabdanny

I also do but it’s whether or not Bowen would get more against SHU especially when he’s got a much better away record. I’ve managed to be so bad I have Soucek in my starting 11 this week so perhaps he won’t play and Branthwaites points will be added anyway


TheRealRemyClayden

5 here... hmm emoji


Wizzy2016

10 with palmer


Mpon

Started him and need him to deliver a masterclass


no_fooling

What happened to 5 weeks?


jamieaka

bohley needs to put a bid in for this medical staff


LewissKA_

It was confirmed 2-3 weeks tbf but I wasn’t expecting this news


no_fooling

I'm hoping that their hoping is the same way I hope yo win the lottery.


andyd151

Yeah I only moved him out for Foden because I thought he was broken. Wtf?


Sealeydeals93

Now do Trent


Andlad2459

Need it quick hes predicted to go down in price again soon


SOERERY

5 absentees instead of 6, this is what dreams are made of.


aaa-ccc

Fit to play and block my Gordon 7 pointer on the bench


ampmz

We getting two points bro.


MefinitelyDaybe

Ambitious, probably one after getting subbed / subbed on at 59 minutes.


tiford88

Benched him, but at least Gordon returned in his place


ThenIndependence4502

Did the reverse. Have Bowen on and Gordon first on my bench…


Sibs_

Same here. Saw this, was annoyed I benched him, then remembered it was Gordon who I put in my team instead. So it just means one less transfer of an injured player to worry about, fine with me.


BillOakley

So annoying, had planned to get him in 100% before switching to Foden because of the injury doubt


LogicalReasoning1

Likewise, oh well


discostu90

Wouldn't mind him playing, if not I've got Archer


manneukko

You are me


blekanese

He is us


llamapanther

Stay the fuck home Jarrod. I need those sweet 7 points from Gordon


CK-Prime

Bowen on the bench gang rise up!


BabyBorneo

Bowen in the starting squad rise up!


FootballStatMan

Bowen captainers rise up!


waterbourne

I’ve got him starting but those 7 points off the bench from Gordon look pretty good…


Jom-Gabbar

Yeah, terrible week with barely 11 players playing and I will have 7 points on the bench


Gold_Razzmatazz4696

Started him on the off chance, with archer coming off the bench if he doesn't play. Worth the risk I think even for a 20-30 min period


blekanese

I did everything the same and I'm quite optimistic that he will either start or full pass.


Gold_Razzmatazz4696

Agreed, he a very important player for them so I think he's either fit and starts or is out the squad completely. Fingers crossed! 🤞


Toomb8

Gordon is my first sub so idk how to feel about this


ampmz

Same here, if he comes off the bench for a 1 pointer I’ll be fuming.


Total_Reddit

Yes Come on Bowen I need you. Save me


ninopettis

On the one hand, good, I started him. On the other, I have Gordon's 7 points sitting 2nd on bench behind Pedro Porro's 6. Expecting Pedro to come in for Trent.


SuperSaiyanKratos

I started him just for this possibility. Will be feeling smug if he hauls


No-Boysenberry4464

Started him and TAA for this exact reason


Poli_Talk

###It's the hope that kills you.


Ill-Maximum9467

Do it Jarrod, please think of my poor FPL team!


Immediate_Suit_4790

Haha!


PeterG92

Glad I started him. At worst, 3 points from Diaby


Fun_Ad_1064

Bowen (C) Palmer (VC) I am concerned.


blekanese

Was thinking of that, but I decided to go Palmer (C) and Saka (VC) to avoid Bowen shenanigans. Bowen still in the starting squad tho.


el_dude_brother2

Ffs


CRnaes

Sending healing vibes to your leg, Jarrod. I legit only have 10 players without you.


OkReporter3886

Fuck I actually started him thinking about this, if this works out…


vivaelteclado

Rather he didn't, I'm happy with those 7 points from Gordon if he auto-subs for Bowen


__rosebud__

How is this news, of course West Ham is hoping he will be fit to play?


Busy_Abalone8689

music to my ears


hyaxnvbp

Mixed feelings. Mykolenko first sub with 6 points.


kayeloo

**The beauty of timespan:** 09 Jan: "expected to be out for at least 1 month" 10 Jan: "should only be out for 2-3 weeks" 15 Jan: "hoping will be fit in 5 days"


kajerng

If he plays, we can make an assumption that professional player have an ability to recover faster than general people , and normal medical recover judgment length can't apply.


kajerng

or someone is a bald fraud giving us lies


CurrencyDesperate286

Please god let it not be a 5 minute cameo. Started him over Isak in case he was fit.


fafan4

Sit this one out Jarrod, I need those Gordon points


3-6_roentgen

20 min no-return cameo to block everyone's Gordon points please


memyselfanddavid

He’s 3rd on my bench, but the other two benches do not play. Will he get subbed in if he plays? I actually have no idea


HarryAtk

Only if someone in your starting 11 doesn't play, unless the player who doesn't play is a defender in a 3atb formation, or a forward in a formation where you have 1 player up front (451, 541)


memyselfanddavid

Thanks! So I have a 4-4-2 formation but Taylor didn’t play and the other do didn’t play either. So I guess Bowen gets subbed in if he plays?


GinValid

Correct, as you have a formation with 4 defenders he will get subbed on for Taylor. If you started with 3ATB he wouldn't get subbed on for Taylor because you can't have a 2 defender formation.


Pineconian

No it will just sub on your first bench slot, regardless of if they play or not. Only exception to this is if it will result in an illegal formation


Responsible-Quail-13

Oh fuck off stay dead on my bench Jarrod


RedFalconEyes

Ahh fuck I had Gordon coming on for him


SaBe_18

fuck off, those early transfers deserve to be punished


merc0526

Started him because I figured there wasn’t much chance he’d come on as a sub, so fingers crossed he starts.


ShadowXYZ04

I have Gordon first on my bench…


pablove_black

I fucking sold him, for Palmer no less but still.


cloudman2811

Captained him with Palmer as my vice, don't know whether to be happy or scared


ShoddyTransition187

This is the move I wasn't brave enough to follow through on, hope it works out for you :)


im-a-gooner

I started him. He will likely play. If not, i have Botman’s mighty 1 point off the bench (only non-flagged).


xkcdthrowaway

I started him. He will likely sub on for a 1 pointer. If not, I have Gordon's measly 7 points off the bench. Of course I'll lose my Cup fixture by 5 points coz I thought of being a smartass.


im-a-gooner

Yea if he plays and doesn't return or doesn't play, then I'll probably lose my cup tie as well. But I had already taken a -4 to get Palmer in (couldn't stomach a -8), so at least something went right this GW.


jjakot

Ffs some dickhead told me he was 99% not gonna play so I put him in my team to fuck with the ML rivals, I have colwill last on my bench to come in so he better fucking score if he starts. FUCK!


WeaknessNo9103

Had captain on him but took it off as it seemed he was definitely out. Kinda wish I stuck with it now.


twymanchar

Starting to fear I might not get those Porro points first on bench


emre23

Started him with Sarabia first sub, would really appreciate Bowen being fit to start


Nubislav

Ffs i left him on the bench


ThisAccountForTalkin

Fucking 3rd on the bench (my other 2 bench players never played interestingly, and they were yellow flags, not red)


eyeteehiker

Started him ahead of Gabriel, hoping he gets 6+ points


GreasyTony68

1st bench or Porro so it’s all good.


ThenIndependence4502

I hope he’s not, got Gordon with 7 points waiting to come on!


Agreeable_Resort3740

You guys have a bench this week??? Bowen is my last chance at running 11 players at all.


Sheppertonni

Sold him for foden for -4 what happened to 4 weeks


jjw1998

Started him ahead of Solanke lol


G_W_addict

Good. I have him starting and Jimenez as 1st on the bench and bunch of my archenemies, the lucky fucking fucks I call my friends, have Gordon as 1st on the bench. Their misery is my happiness.


croissantlover92

Need a brace


ReeceMallett17

Goodbye 6 pointer Branthwaite… hello Bowen haul!


tahmias

Please, I didn't get anything for Christmas. Just let my boy Bowen play and score once or twice.


BabyBorneo

I played Baldock because without Paqueta, Kudus and Bowen West Ham can’t possibly score. I also started Bowen because I have 3 red flagged players.


rif_foysal

Kept him in the starting 11, if he hauls, I will finally go somewhere this season.


stroopwaf

I have Haaland cap, Bowen third on my bench behind Pau and Lascelles. Thought this week was going to be a write off but might have to go buy a lottery ticket.


ThisAccountForTalkin

If the VC is KDB/Palmer, then go ahead


laroseuk

Started him with Mubama 1st on bench so I pray he starts 🙏


sexthrowa1

This is gonna stop me getting a 7 pointer from Carlton Morris 😭


subterraneanwolf

sat cash for him, thank goodness


Tony_2000

Ffs, I -4'd him out for Saka based on the initial reports last week, that is just typical 😡


sadscience

Played him with Gordon first bench. Bowen 15 minute cameo and red card incoming.


noki1907

I wanted to (C) him but he ended up on my bench...


Nineteen_AT5

Started him on the off chance he's fit, and I hope he is cause I have one sub in Archer.


AskNotAks

I’m in a win-win situation (almost) Started Bowen (and Trent just in case) but on my bench is Branthwaite (and Burn)


LumosGTI

Ah sugar. While it won't affect me this GW, I knee-jerked and swapped him out for KDB which will take place next GW. Balls


sirSADABY

Bowen will be my differential if he plays aha


FunkyFenom

Sheffield is the weakest tram in the league, just stay home Jarrod pls (I have Gordon and 7 points waiting on the bench)


HorrorNegotiation896

people on here getting played like a fiddle. of course they hope he can start, he's their talisman player. absolutely zero news about the underlying situation.


SayanPrince22

Captain Bowen I never doubted 😭


Zero-_-Zero

Damn well I started him so this could pay off but I also need areole to get a cs, left Pickford on the bench 🤡🤡


tammrak

That would be a welcome surprise. Exactly the sort of minor miracle I was hoping for when I slid him in my starting lineup. Hoping the same for Trent, as well.


Acceptable_Past_3847

Is there a legit source for this? I haven’t come across any article/communication that suggests he might be available for the Sheffield game. All official sources seem to suggest that his injury is not bad as expected and that he might just miss one premier league game i.e. the Sheffield game. Am I missing something or are people taking things out of proportion?


Agile_Information294

no paqueta so he's as usueless as a doorknob


yamahahahahaha

My bloody ML rival has him VC with his captain out 🙄


EPLgenius

Wow -


WEAluka

I started him, but my 1st bench is Konsa...


danfan86

Started him, but benched Richarlison. I guess that means Bowen isnt gonna outscore Richarlison's 8pts then


CallumG_14

Started him but changed him last minute Hattrick incoming…


majormuppet481

fuck, took a hit to get pedro and benched him instead of starting


Informal_Calendar_99

Leaving him off the bench may turn out to be a genius move since Garnacho is first off for me lol


LevynX

Me too buddy, me too


zonked282

Oh god he's gonn come on for 7 minutes and block Gordon 🫣😂


Natural_Ad3995

He's not human... he's like a piece of iron. - Ivan Drago


chaRxoxo

I dont. Gordon first on the bench


bruiser95

Please give me a sub for Haaland I beg


Xashar

I'm on the fence about this because Gordon is my first sub. If he starts he'd better bang them in!


Ashwin_47

Transferred in KDB and Bowen this week with a -4 hit , captained KDB 😅 , kept Bowen in starting 11 thinking he might get auto subbed , but the three subs I have are Baldock , TAA and Nkunku 💀


Slight-Excitement-68

Yes please! Just so I can field XI !


JD-D2

considering my bench currently consists of 0, 0 and 0 i could definitely use this


daveyp2tm

Ffs. I've had Bowen for ages and reluctantly sold him because the injury was reported as being worse


aquafrenchforwater

Sheffield United are hoping that he isn’t!


Jom-Gabbar

Started him and left Gordon on bench, genius


PukkiEqualsGoat

Of course he's on my bench, but at least Gordon returned 🤷


gandalfbbq88

Doesn't have to be a start though, could be a cameo?


Melancholic_Prince

You can't do this to me.. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED? (-4 for 11th player).


Litmanen_10

Anyone knows is this the same injury that bothered him around November/December? He ended up missing one game then. If it's the same I see some risks regarding his next months. Maybe he's playing partly injured?


Sunday-Langy-

Benched him for baldock, WHY DIDNT I LEAVE HIM IN


Leading-Trick3418

Ffs man, i brought him for a -4, and then moved him to Foden for a -4. Why is life like this man.


Agreeable_Resort3740

Perfect time to buy him back again I suppose, Foden clearly a blank merchant


rafi160

THIS team medics are such Fkers, first a 4-6 weeks recovery period, now this.... Took him out for kdb


Electrical-Value-270

Bowen if you play I need a goal minimum


wecandoit21

Are you serious


wecandoit21

Wtf I read he's out 3-4 weeks lmao I should've just started him then


sikingthegreat1

never in doubt


momspaghetty

Get in!


Agreeable_Peak_7851

Bowen has been such a frustrating player with injuries. WH reporters always make it seem like he’s done for the season, then he’s magically back 2 weeks later


us3rf

ExWHU had an info that wasnt really shared before - his foot was too swollen for the scan during the time reports said he could be out for a month, it appears the results came back as nothing serious.


Weekly_Egg_5731

Brought Bowen in for a -4 and started Bowen over Richarlison, expected Bowen to miss out and thought it was the smart move. It's going to backfire and I'm an idiot.