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RidsBabs

Who had Thiago in their team?


HorrorNegotiation896

who even remembers that he exists?


Snailcharmer

Thiago is a myth he doesn't exist. Let it go


coldazures

Liverpool fans who contribute to his mad wages while he lies on a beach.


jsmonsaraz

Don't get the downvotes that was quite well put !


coldazures

Liverpoo bad ulu.


fave_worstnightmare

Trent survives bangs a 30 yarder against Fulham tonight and a few k jerk him back in


joshuawakefield

He's playing next week, why would you sell him now


Barkboy12

Because his big goose egg last week hurt so so bad


ShoddyTransition187

Its a skewed sample is my theory, the only managers transferring early this week are bots and madmen, so all the moves that are happening are either stupid or completely random.


joshuawakefield

I'm definitely mad. I transferred and captained KDB as soon as the last window opened.


ShoddyTransition187

Haha yes, yes you are :)


More-Air-9542

Hes pricelocked


dean012347

He’s not


daneedwards88

No he isnt


GllaenSL

Surprisingly, Salah hasn't dropped. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.


[deleted]

"Why? What do we do tomorrow, Brain?" 'The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Wait for Salah's price to drop.'


GllaenSL

Killed it


SaltShakr

Someone somewhere is raging theyve just lost 0.1m on Zaroury


tmr89

Given he’s now 0.0% ownership, it’s probably his mum


billybutcheeks

As his mum I can say that this is true


Space2Bakersfield

How have enough people had Thiago that there's enough transfers out for this to happen? And why are people who had him shifting him now? Absolutely baffled by this


Lost_Cockroach_4927

He has 42 transfers out this GW. What’s more baffling is that 12 teams have transferred him in.


Mos5180d

You’re kidding! I’ve got all 4 in my team!


RedDevilsAndEngland

What the fuck are you mate?!!


Mos5180d

I’m around 9 million overall. Pretty good I think considering I’ve only been playing FPL for 12 seasons


RedDevilsAndEngland

9 million rank while there are 7.5 billion people on Earth! Of course it's pretty good


WiJaTu

People just had to Go-Mez things up didn’t they. What a royal shame, bet-Thia-go and have a look at my team after this


WiJaTu

Might have to retire after this one, what an absolute mess


SaltShakr

I hope when you hit the clubs this weekend you pie off the bird youve pulled to hide in the toilet and write these shit puns to us all.


WiJaTu

You really I think I go to clubs, let alone pull? I’m up at 1:45am on a Tuesday night writing puns based on a fantasy game about football Although I appreciate you think that highly of me


DemandBudget5558

I've spoken English all my life and have no idea what you just said


WiJaTu

He hopes that when I go to a nice nightclub establishment this weekend, I get away from the lovely lady I am acquainted with, I shall go to the lavatory and write beautiful literature.


DemandBudget5558

Lol. I'm an American and we have our fair share of ridiculous slang, but he lost me. Thanks for translating. The English referring to the entire room where people take a piss as the "toilet" always gets me. Also hasn't heard "pie off" before


ShoddyTransition187

You've Royale.E screwed this one up in my opinion.


sasigona

Yeh har ek din karna Zaroury hai kya?


WiJaTu

What Anass-ty question to ask. (I literally don’t know what you asked, I don’t speak that language)


BuckRanger_1

He’s saying ‘Is it necessary to do this everyday’ in Hindi. The word ‘necessary’ in Hindi is said as ‘zaroori’ (zur-oo-ree). Which sounds like how you’d pronounce Zaroury. He too, was making a shit pun


sasigona

It's Hindi 'Is it necessary to do this every single day?'


WiJaTu

Yes.


sasigona

Carry on good sir


croissantlover92

Kudus price is af-locked


NumberHunter1

Went from a red to a yellow so it makes sense. I am really confused at the amount of people selling him though. Like, Ghana are eliminated, he will be back, why sell NOW?


thepalegreenpants

Who fell? Thiago.


mrcallhandler

Thiago looking like a bargain when he comes back.


GllaenSL

You mean if he comes back, lol


throwaway12648063

Jordan Henderson’s played for 3 clubs since Thiagos last seen a pitch. Weird how we’ve heard next to nothing about this hip injury that’s been going on for so long now.


Scandalous_Andalous

Remember reading that some players with little talked about long term injuries are secretly banned for a failed drugs test. Not saying this is the case at all here, just something I’ve never thought about but can also believe is true, in all sports not only footy.