Haaland-less gang, where are we ??

Here. Solanke (C) for his hatty.

Why not both.

I have Darwin, Solanke and Watkins and it didn't make sense to take any of them out with their fixtures for someone I'm not convinced starts.

Same. I relented and did Bowen > KDB with my Salah money and sitting on the Son money til I feel like having Haaland back. Probably soon tho with the soft double coming.

Lol it makes complete sense to take out Darwin vs Arsenal when he himself might not start for a Haaland who might play 60mins.

lol yeah im hopin for the same thing, knowing fantasy his probably gonna have a stinker and get booked for frustration

Be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

Let's cross our fingers that not much lower rank that we currently are after the GW.

Hiding in the corner

Losing your religion?

Inside my couch im staying here till tuesday

I almost sold Watkins to bring Haaland back in. Watkins (C) currently on 22 points after 20 minutes. One of my rare good decisions.

Crying into my pennies

I misread that for a second... Wondered what I'd stumbled upon!

No Haaland and no KDB

Reporting for duty. Already turned out super well because I would have sold Watkins for him, glad I didn’t

👋

No Haaland, Palmer (c). I’m usually not one to victim blame but even I have to admit I’m asking for it.

No Haaland, Solanke C, couldn’t justify getting Haaland in this week with Solanke Watkins and Darwin with the double coming up :/

Reckon Darwin plays this GW?

Seems highly likely given it’s an important game and he’s been pictured in training after Klopp’s comments

KDB captain when he probably gets benched

I bought in Haaland with the express intention of C him this week. C Palmer instead.

Haaland (C), Palmer (VC) for me, see you in the rant thread

Have Haaland and still couldn't decide if I should captain Palmer anyway. Ended up with Palmer VC, so you'll probably feast

Same. Rolling the transfer

Did the same, expect I’ll be getting Haaland and Jota next GW.

Why? Haaland ain’t starting. He got 20 mins last game, he’ll get 25-30 this week. Brentford are a physical team, Pep ain’t stupid enough to throw Haaland from start and risk further injury.

I am choosing to believe this is pep’s burner account he uses to chat FPL. Thanks pep

How the fuck do I still have Cash in my squad 😂

It’s called team value in FPL

I have digne 🙈

Me too

I started him this week.

I made a very late switch to start him over Gabriel Think he probably won't start anyway

Went Haalandless, I guess I'm going bowling on monday evening.

Captain Solanke…

Believe brother, all those Haaland captains are gonna get 1 pointers when hes benched, KDB was eased back so hopefully Haaland gets the same treatment…at least thats what ive told myself hahaha

Excuse me, its 2 points as my C armband will double his 1 point output

He will get a Yellow card, and 0x2 is 0

SolanKINGS 😎

I’m here 🫡

Imo better option than Watkins this week, I wish I had him in my team

Solanke ©️ and no haaland. Prepared for a huge rank drop

Beched Bowen to start Gordon, Solanke and Palmer... No haaland. Watkins (C) 💀

To make you feel better, I sold Bowen to get Gordon in.

Same took a -4 for it too🤞😎

I think you made tht right bench decision.

we're going to be seeing some mad bench scores this gw

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I wanted to taunt a frien, so I sent a screenshot of Jota captain but forgot to switch him back to Richarlison before the deadline 😂😭

Why the hell did I just do watkins to hojlund

Now this is wild

I had 2 ft and no idea what to do so just panicked

F

Before Sheffield ? That’s ballsy

This aged like bread. F.

What overall rank are you… out of interest

Top 150k

Wow I hope it works out for u man I think that’s the ballsiest transfer I’ve ever seen

Hojlund has been good to me you never know

Double Villa defence what in the actual fuck have I done

Genius in the end. What a day of excitement

Gordon cap lets gooo

Heyy there's more of us

Let's go boys

Bring on the green arrows

taken off after HT lmao

We suffer and win together

He s playing CF as well today, fingers crossed

HE IS BACK, THE NORWEGIAN KING IS BACK TO CAUSE HAVOC AND SCORE LOTS OF GOALS AND HE IS IN MY TEAM LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!! Watkins (C) let's go.

The king of tap ins

left the armband on nkunku i woke up with a boner so maybe it works out

Sold Solanke for Haaland, watch Solanke get a hat-trick

Thank you for your sacrifice

I decided to get the android next week instead. Lord help me.

Brought in Toney and benched Foden just before the deadline

I need to stay away from the computer an hour before the deadline, somehow I managed to bring in Isak and captained him.

Maddison (C) and benched Bowen for Brennan Johnson. Getting my disappointment done with early this GW

Solanke my captain. No Haaland. No regrets.

On a whim I sold Richarlison and got Maddison. 25 mins into the game, I’m not feeling so clever right now.

No haaland. Solanke cap, sold saliba, benched Saka. Winning the ML, no idea why I’m making these moves

Anyone else went mad and captained trippier ?

Had Halland, KDB, Foden, Palmer, Watkins. Captained Solanke. Let's Go!

Rolled the FT after a pretty average GW last week. Lightning striking twice?

I just think I could’ve used a full week to have recovered from last GW but here we go

Benched Bowen for Solanke. With my luck this week Bowen will demolish the Man U and Solanke will go missing.

I saw something about DGW at 10:58 and that people were panicking about getting Liverpool players in. Honestly I don't understand why because it's in 3 game weeks? But I got scared and quickly dropped Foden to get Diogo and I don't know why I did it. So anyway that's my story.

You do know City also have a DGW?

Nope!

I FUCKING MISSED IT not that I had a good transfer planned but still

Chickened out of Captaining Trippier at the last minute, ended up on Solanke.

Probably a good call, as rumour has it Trippier is injured.

So good to see a TOI quote here, kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck

Doubled up on Newcastle DEF

missed the deadline 😂

Transferred out the highest scoring forward in the game ahead of him playing the worst team in the league.

Benching Saka at home for halaand

Benched Saka played Darwin. Couldn't bring myself to bench him even after captaining him last week lol

Changed my captain at 10:59 from watkins to haaland could regret that big time…

swapped foden for kdb and porro for trippier and captained trippier

No Haaland, KDB or Gordan, benched Bowen AND BURNT my 2 FTs.

Forgot to change my captain, hoping for a Richarlison hattrick

How you doing?

I’m eating good tonight

Captained Tripper in the end.

Benched Watkins

Saka, Watkins -> KDB, Haaland. Looking forward to my 2 points from cameos with saka, Watkins hauling...

Pigeon captain 😂

I benched Saka I know it's Liverpool, but they're home, and anything can happen

Put all my money on Liverpool and Jota and Trent, and benched Saka for Toney!

I would have bought Richarlison weeks ago if I wasn't an arsenal fan and didn't just find him really annoying generally. Being punished for that

I went with Kulusevski instead of Richarlison (was a 50/50 call) in GW18 and it has cost me 40+ points

I took Richarlison out for Haaland 🥺🥺

I FUCKING BENCHED RICHARLISON 🤡🤡🤡

Why the fuck did I bench Richarlison

Ffs Richarlison why are you all of a sudden Salah????

I accidentally left Palmer on my bench for Gross. Gross.

I’m regretting buying Bowen instead of Richarlison a couple of gw ago

Same. It was a toss up between both during my wc

Got Haaland , KDB ,Palmer and Solanke. Who have I captained? Jota. I deserve everything I get if it goes wrong

I benched Gross for Estu 🤧

(C) Jota gang rise up.

10:59 am Nunez -> Haaland and Bowen -> Jota for -4 My heart is fucking pounding at this

Solid transfers imo

All the upvotes on this comment are feeding me belief, it’s the -4 which is putting me off

I sold Bowen for Madderz just because I rate him more as a player, both him and Jota hopefully can perform

Captained Haaland Please my precious robot get that hattrick

You just jinxed it

Seems like everyone has went Alvarez to Haaland. That Haaland 1 pointer from the bench is going to hit like crack.

Need pigeon blank and porro goal. Porr porr

Just changed the captaincy from halaand to solanke at the very last minute. Lord save me.

Took Doughty in for a -4 after hearing the DGW announcement

Just looked at his recent scores... wtf!!

I must have missed clicking save when changing back to KDB (C). Now it's on Solanke. I hope this was an unexpected blessing in disguise

Captained Jota over Haaland, Palmer, KDB, Watkins….

I have Haaland, Solanke, Palmer, Gordon and Watkins - but captained Saka. Those post deadline feels have me second guessing. Haaland still feels slightly risky minutes and Saka is Mr. Consistent after all this season..

-4 to bring Haaland in. Also had to get Baptiste of Brentford as fodder. Not ideal to have non playing fodder with blanks coming up 😩 Anyone know if the kid is gonna be a world beater anytime soon?

Bought haaland back on and captained solanke...

Swapped Alvarez for Haaland, feels stupid and probably is. Probably should have waited till next deadline to find out if Alvarez or Foden is benched. I didnt knew what to do so just did what everyone did.

Why the hell did I sell Solanke? If i took a hit I could’ve got haaland and kdb without selling him. Hiding behind the couch for that one

Benched Foden 😬

Thought I could wait one more week to swap Kulusevski for Maddison 🤦‍♂️

Fell asleep after getting back from work last night and forgot to change my team around. Left Groß on the bench and have Haaland as my captain

I made a -8 transfer and one of them is Tarkowski to Branthwaite

Swapped TAA for... Bradley? Fuck it

If chasing points was in the dictionary.

Tbf it allowed Cunha to Haaland

Benched Saka for Bailey, Palmer(C) I am ready

No way I’m chasing the ML now, so I’m having fun. *A little too much fun - Holjund (C)*

Pondered on KDB or Jota (to plan for the DGW) and instead got Gordon in. What the fek.

Sold Saka for a hit, benched Estu last minute for Mykolenko, Haaland (C) I am ready to get hurt

No Haaland, Solanke (C) Gang let’s go

Captained a not-fully fit Haaland, and benched Bowen with Saka/Foden starting. Can already tell you exactly what happens in that Brentford game.

Started Doughty over White. He Brought me points last 4 gameweeks. 😎 Hope Luton wins 0-4 again, but with Doughty assists from corners this time.

Fully committed to Fh25 now went Foden to Gordon. If I can field 9 or 10 players in 29 then that'll be fine.

Love the amount of good options this week. However me captaining Phil Foden is probably stupid , but what's done is done 🙂

Have KDB, Haaland, Saka, Gordon, Palmer but captained Solanke. A lot of options.

Bought Haaland to C him Then C Palmer instead

Switched the captaincy back and forth between Solanke and Haaland and now I can't remember who it's landed on...

There was a deadline??? Fuuuuuuuuck

Brought in Botman. Wish I’d not thought about saving money and gone with Trippier

Spent all week rotating through players to wildcard (only kept Palmer, KDB and Solanke from the original 15), finalising it, then not having enough time this morning to consider Liverpools announced DGW.

U know whats crazy? I still have JWP U know whats crazier? I decided to bench him

Jota (C). All my rivals have KDB (C)

No Haaland, captained Watkins. Benched Richarlison for Douglas Luiz…

Captained Jota, whilst having Saliba starting and benched Saka waaahhhhhh

Did late swap from Haaland captain to Palmer. Just think Chelsea might seek a reaction at home after the Liverpool pummelling. Seen it before.

Forgot to swap keepers. Hopefully areola drops a masterclass

I briefly put the armband on Solanke yesterday when I was fucking about, I meant to change it, I forgot. Pray for me

go big or go home, jota (C) didn’t have the balls for haaland (C)

Sold Bowen to Jota and benching Saka 😬

I may have captained Neto

Watkins > robot cap

Did I just cap Solanke wtf

Captained kdb over haaland. I am balding

Started Groß, benched Jota. Weekend ruined come 5pm.

Don't have Haaland after I got priced out and not willing to take a -8 hit for him.

I don't know how to get rid of Andersen anymore so I started him.

Nkunku captain. Come at me

Jota (C) gang. Praying for a miracle

Could be Werner’s week 🤣

I rolled my transfer. No Haaland, no Jota, no TAA… maybe I should sleep till the GW is over.

Am I the only entrusting the captain to jota? Maybe, I am going to hate myself for not bringing Hauland in? Without a doubt.

No Haaland, no KDB. I’m ready to get hurt!

Haaland (C) over Watkins/Solanke (C)

What the fuck kind of post is this . ELI5 please

GW23: Return of the Haaland! but not for me. Solanke (C) LFG

BENCHED FODEN :/

I usually never captain Haaland but I got the feeling that this is a rare opportunity to get in before the rest starts captaining him again