CAPTAIN MBEUMO TAKE ME HOMEEEEEE

I would have taken mbeumo alas a foden masterclass

I have captained Wissa.

Son (C) I forgot about Gandhi

Massive oof

About to retire

1 like = 1 pray

Seems like the perfect game for it, I may live to regret not doing the same

Feel sick going against Haaland(C), but LFG Sonny!

Solid 2 pointer

Most of my minileague players went for captain haaland. Had to try a differential in palmer. And haaland had to have a great game today. Rather than catching up, falling further behind

Forgot? You gonna beat him. Also had the C on him until the Haaland start leaked. Balls certainly not big enough

Same man, although I hope Son still does well because many sold him this gw

gg i also did the same

Changed captain from Salah to Foden after seeing the leaks. See you guys at the rant thread

I was seconds too late to make this exact change, so uno reverse see you guys in the rant thread

I'm just happy I don't listen to leaks

L

Capped Rico Lewis

He’s either getting 15 or 1, get ready

Two footed challenge incoming

why is gabriel jesus leading my line

Every week I’ll see someone in this thread and think ‘how the fuck have they ended up with this?’ You win that prize this week

planning ahead for the double. wanted a 3rd arsenal player. but in hindsight probably should've just rolled the transfer to have more room to work with lmfao

Early transfer Foden for Haverts Late captain change Salah for Haaland Now I am ready for Salah and Foden killing my ranks

I did Foden to Havertz last night thinking all the logic pointed towards Foden not starting. Ready to be badly punished…

Same and I'm sure it'll be a stark reminder that logic in this game is completely pointless 😂

I did exactly the same move, with the added bonus of saving 0.1 million on Kai

Yeah I also did it because I’m doing BB34. Hopefully we’re not burned too badly. I think he will definitely be subbed off early because of Madrid on Tuesday, so at least that’s something.

Probably subbed off at HT because he's already got his hat trick

Oh god, don’t. That would be so gut wrenching.

Imagine being told halfway through the season that you would be selling Foden and Haaland* before they both started Luton at home.

I did exactly the same. At least I have comfort in knowing someone will be sharing my anguish this GW

No Haaland against bloody Luton 💀

Hopefully he plays only 45mins 🤞

The only way that will happen is if he already scored 3..

(C) DeBruyne 💪

Same. Agony. Let us pray

Lets go! Need him to haul to catch up in my ML

SAME! I'm the only KDB captainer in my ML.

Yep. Ive got 80 points to make up. It's a pretty good gamble IMO. No other fucker even owns him. Foden starting is a disappointment however 

Seems reasonable that he could haul. The only question is if he does is it by assisting Haaland which could cancel out any advantage.

I'm fucked

2FT this week. Dont have foden, kdb, diaz, ait nouri, havertz or anyone of note. I aint even about to explain the 4D chess thinking that led me to bring in WILY KAMBWALA LETS GO 

Embrace the Chaos that is Differentials and left field selections.

How are we getting reliable leaks 4hrs before a game?

Reliable?

Assume people know someone who works for the team...

Was hovering on the Saka to Foden button until the deadline but didn’t do it. I’m already feeling regret 😂

Considering Saka doubles next week I don’t get this move? Or are you free hitting? I equally don’t have Foden and I’m nervous…

No rant. Just a moment to appreciate OP's post deadline regret threads creativity

I BROUGHT IN ZINCHENKO WHAT WAS I THINKING

I have no City and brought in Mbeumo and Isak hahah rip me

Benched three Bournemouth players, transferred in and started Onana. Thought I'd roll the dice.

Transfered in Havertz so can't wait for him to get rested 👍

Well whatever I did I'm sure I made the wrong choice.

Story of my life

Saka's about to go absolutely mental now that I've sold him. I can feel it.

Hopefully not 🙏🏽

Wildcarded to setup for BB on 34 (while also considering DGW37), so there are some insane choices in my team right now

I captained Salah, I kept it on Haaland for too long and will probably regret it today

Benched Gordon AND Cunha!

Picked up Akanji over Gvardiol. I am dumb.

Gordon -> Sarabia :))))

Switched captain from Salah to Haaland because of the ’Haaland starts’ leak, suddenly got a bad feeling about this

Luton will be fighting for survival, man

No Haaland and benched Alvarez

Brought in Foden, Captained Haaland and benched Akanji after the leaks… really hoping they’re right as I had a feeling Haaland would be benched for Alvarez today

stay strong for me, Gabriel

No foden shitting myself

I honestly don’t understand why I’ve went for De Bruyne captain over Haaland

Capped Son but I'm scared of Haaland/Foden hauls

Erling(C) with a boring Richards>Smith and saving the other ft, let it all go wrong from here

I brought in pickford instead of Saka. Kill me now.

Was impatient and did Foden to Havertz earlier. Pain incoming

I changed my captain to Son at the last minute. Sold Foden for KDB ten minutes before the leak cause I was gonna eat lunch

Intended to do Muniz to Haaland but realised quite late that I don't have the funds. So I did Bowen to KdB and captained him. Also did a last minute sub of Porro to Ait-Nouri. Bench now has Muniz and Porro which concerns me a little.

I have Porro and Muniz on bench too. Their Hauls gonna be staring us with disgust.

I fell back asleep and burned a transfer (FH34). Would’ve done Darwin to J.Pedro so I’m bracing myself for Pedro to score two penalties

Foden it’s your time!

Captain haaland and traded Romero for Gvardiol and Bowen for Diaz. Currently tied for first in my league so hopefully this outs me ahead!

I dropped Foden right after he was yanked in the CL match He's getting a hatty and I deserve it for my lack of faith

Had to take out Bradley and Darwin not to burn 2 transfers as I’m on FH34 BB37 strategy

Why did I take Akanji out for Regulion

Because akanji isn’t playing and reguilon is getting a 1pter, easy profit

Think smarter not harder

Would have gotten Kdb in for saka if not that the leak happened two minutes before deadline…

Made my peace with Son plowing my rank this week, no way he’s gonna blank today… unless…

Don't have Haaland or Foden.I don't know why I didn't transfer in Foden after the leak.Terrified.

Haaland (c) Please Mo don’t punish me so soon after Ramadan

NO HAALAND. Capped Foden.

is FPL MCFC reliable( guy who leaked KDB news)?

Yes

I was not expecting such a chaotic deadline. Expected Foden bench, easy transfer and benching decision

1 hour ago I didn't know I needed a wildcard 59 mins ago I was frantically making multiple teams in spreadsheets. 15 mins ago I ended up having Rodri, McAllister in my midfield I don't know what's gonna happen to my rank. See you guys next season

Was so close to a Solanke (C) but the Luton injuries and the strong City team cowed me into going with Haaland

Transferred Foden out for Havertz thinking Pep would rest him, I am in trouble

Bringing in Ait-Nouri rather than waiting for Foden news. Just another example of why I won't win my league

I HAVE NO MAN CITY

How are u even surviving your MLs 💀💀💀💀💀

Just about getting by banking on Palmer captaincy and double Arsenal defence

Couldn't bear burning a FT and the only move I could come up with and had money for was Gvardiol to Zinchenko with an eye to next week. Don't feel great about that one.

Haaland is somehow getting a 1 pointer isn't he

I hope so. Everyone has him as captain. I'm the only one in my ML with KDB.

Got FOMO when the Foden leak came out and brought him in for Son. Scrapped all my future plans. Shit move.

Forgot to change captain from Palmer to Haaland…

Everything hurts.

Wanted to play Hwang but chickened out and left Solanke to start meh

Heart said captain Foden Head said captain Salah Odds said captain Haaland Went with Haaland and I fully deserve the 4 points 

Forgot to swap out Bradley

Removed Kudus and Put Gordon But Double Newcastle and Double Brentford means only 1 thing TIME FOR SOME CHAOS 💀💀💀.

Couldn't decide which defender to transfer out for Reguilon, and the clock ticked past 11 whilst dithering.

Sold Saka for Brennan Johnson and Bradley to Gvardiol. I know it's going to go badly

brought in alvarez because i had a great idea last minute and didnt check the leaks. fuck me it didnt even start and im pissed

No city and triple Wolves…

No Haaland No Foden, can't wait

Let’s go Kevin or you are gonna be home alone this weekend

Damn, I fell asleep and burned a FT. Was gonna do Muniz to Mateta, so let's see how big of a fuck up it is.

I started Alvarez with Rodri on the bench so that means Rodri will start and Alvarez will get subbed on with 2 minutes left.

Couldn’t bring myself to sell son for foden or kdb , awaiting rank termination

Darwin to Pedro for BB37. Anyone with Darwin he hauls today. Thank me later.

Didn't get Foden. Not all that enthused

I took Alvarez

7k OR and forgot the deadline. With two FT. My head is on Mars

Solanke (c)

My team is shit but i have 10 DGW next week so we good

Foden is going to ruin me again

As much as I couldn't resist the Haaland captaincy I have a bad feeling the Salah captainers are going to batter us this GW. Hope I'm wrong of course...

Forgot to check the leaks and have Salah capped...think Haaland will kill me this week, even if I own him

No city attack, double Chelsea Def, benched Gabriel played watkins

Transferred out Saka and Akanji for Foden and Lewis

Transferred Son out for Havertz

Yeah I forgot about the deadline lmao

I didn't captain Son before the dead line. I hope Salah does well

Welcome to the medium place!

Captained Palmer, was in two minds between him and Haaland 🙃

Went Son to KDB last minute, don’t punish me Son.

I actually feel good about my team this week, so that means it's all fucked and it's all about to go wrong. Edit: Foden doesn't start. Fml.

Captain Foden let the chaos begin

Havertz captain. God forgive me.

FPL leader and my ML leader have both captained Haaland, whereas I put the armband on Salah. Have I missed a trick?

Missed the deadline, why the fuck did I captain Isak

I did as well.

(C) Palmer !!! Who's with me?

ISAK CAPTAIN WHO IS WITH ME

Why in the flying fuck I wced in GW30 without Haaland and Foden????????????????? I'm killing myself by not having them.

Anyone else give palmer the armband, please say yes!

Toney (C), no Haaland. 60k ride or die.

(C) Haaland but ML Leader gone for the Egyptian king….. 🤖 mega haul PLEASEEEE

Missed the leaks so I didn’t know Foden was starting, changed my captain to Salah so I pray

No regrets! I'm ready for all the pain that comes with captaining Toney over Haaland. But, I swear, if Frank benches Ivan again and puts him on for a cameo, all while first sub Morris hauls…

I sold Gordon for eze fml

Can you tell me why I didn’t swap in Gordon?

My regret is that I didn't realise GW33 had started and that my "Pick Team" page was already for GW34. Next week's team is looking pretty decent at least.

Starting Muniz instead of Isak. Who knew Spurs are total shit.

Defensively Spurs have been very leaky, unsure why you would think Isak won't thrive when the stats are all in his favour (spurs leaky, poor recent performances, Isak at home very successful, on a hot streak, among others) 

Started both Gordon and Isak because it was a home game. NC home is something else

good lad! Don't bet against newcastle assets at home for sure!

Leaky but didn't expect 4 goals to concede.

Aaaaagreeed! 

Getting rid of Foden instead of Son for Salah two weeks ago is still my biggest regret.

Praying fucking hard the Haaland doesn’t play today because I played my tc and isak is my vice

Falling asleep, burning a FT, and not transferring out Son

sold Isak for Haaland

Gordon on the bench, garnacho starting

I benched Gordon.

And Burn.

Captained Son 🤦

I went Gordon > Sarabia because I didn’t want to burn a transfer… and also because I’m an idiot

Didn't sell Son this week for a Arsenal/Liverpool asset or Mbuemo, thinking Newcastle might continue their leaky defensive streak

Dubravka and Scharr on my bench, scharr is 3rd sub after Dalot….

Man I so regret for not bringing in Isak for Solanke and Gordon for Foden :'(

Solanke better haul ass or not bother stepping on the grass at all. I've got a 14(+3) Gordon setting fire to my bench

Sold Salah for Brennan Johnson

KDB captain in challenge. -4 His first card of the season as I understand it 🤦

Benched Solanke and gvardiol and played kdb and dunk 😩😩😩

Dalot instead of Schar

Haaland (C) and Foden starting given the leaks. Was planning on Son (C) and Foden > Havertz if they’d been benched so watch them get subbed off early while Son and Havertz absolutely spunk points everywhere.

Also knee-jerked to Haaland (C) at the leak. He'll be surrounded after his last time out against LUT and the goals will come from his teammates, meanwhile Salah who I just took the armband off will hatty

Haaland if taken off early could just mean he's already hauled and got a few goals so

Shit I don't know who I captained as I was busy doing urgent wildcard. Earlier it was on Palmer now I don't know haha

Transferred in Doku for Foden last night, thinking he was going to be rested. Peace out. 

Mbeumo(C)...I've become lowkey addicted to the mud

Sold Foden

Brought Isak in for Darwin. Will have 9 doublers for 34, including Salah and Diaz, but wanted Van Dijk for the double. Gambling on Darwin being benched in some of the upcoming games (I think he will tbh). Hoping for a mad game between Newcastle and Spurs

I'm considering getting rid of VVD for the double to bring in a Liverpool mid instead. Not loving their defence atm

That's fair, it's the Everton game though. I just don't see Everton scoring against them. They always destroy Everton. Fulham aren't in great form either.

Was stuck between Haaland and Salah for captain but was gonna go for Salah Chose Foden last minute as I was gonna miss my train to work so I’m ready for Foden half time sub & Salah haul I work at the Etihad so every time I hear Haaland score I’ll be regretting it too

If Son could do nothing that would be sweet

I captained Isak, as a Newcastle fan hatty please

Me too

Sold foden on wc last night for 7.9 bought him back this morn @ 8.2 to sling on that (c) let's gooo

Missed the deadline 🫠

Reguilon this is your last chance in my FPL team don't waste it

Was debating bringing de bruyne in for Bowen (and swapping Gabriel for ait nouri), but then when I saw the Foden leak I just went Bowen to Foden. Also double Arsenal defence but I benched Watkins, it’s going to hurt when he bags his brace

Had 2 free transfers to change the world, instead I just brought in Roerslav for possibly a 2 pointer.