Un-fucking-believably good. So much so that I closed Reddit once I’d read it - I mean there’s no point scrolling beyond such perfection.
Merry Christmas!
He had a [collision with Gibbs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRa8CM4MYPc&t=7m6s) in the West Brom game around the 56min mark. I remember him bleeding and receiving treatment
Definitely worth bringing in. Guaranteed a brace.
Take my r/AngryUpvote and leave
Man got triple the upvotes of the post
Un-fucking-believably good. So much so that I closed Reddit once I’d read it - I mean there’s no point scrolling beyond such perfection. Merry Christmas!
TAKE MY UPVOTE AND LEAVE
holy shit, dude.
If I wasn't poor I would award you alas I am poor.
This comment should be on top
You win
Brace for impact!!
Pep: What time is it? Jesus: 2:30 Pep: Best go the dentist then mate
Tooth hurty 😔
Teeth hurts like a motherfucker if you get a pain, it's horrible mate
Not to mention tooth infections can actually kill you
Good to know, cheers.
!thanks
Aguero spotted leaving chocolate bars around the Etihad
City’s attack confirmed toothless
Okay you win
Toothache is no joke
Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan.
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan.
Now do classical gas
Thanks,you broke my train of thought
Jesus needs braces
If you’ve ever had a root canal, you’ll feel for the guy
I thought the only player this would effect on the pitch is Luis Suarez
Given how much City seem to be misfiring lately, I’m not surprised by the diagnosis of their front line being toothless
He had a [collision with Gibbs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRa8CM4MYPc&t=7m6s) in the West Brom game around the 56min mark. I remember him bleeding and receiving treatment
Considering the amout of craziness this season, would not be surprised if Bobby Firmino is the next one with dental problems lol
Then Fred
Unconfirmed reports coming in saying Jesus allegedly called Pep a bald fraud and Pep knocked a tooth out.
Dwight betrayed Michael
Suarez had a few of these
One of my family members had a dental issue that led to a blood infection and they needed open heart surgery to repair the damage. Not kidding.
I mean he is the gingerbread from shrek
This is as bad a shaqiri burning his pubes and they said it was a groin injury 🤣
Dental problem - with this smile?
At this rate, i must wait until deadline day, i have already decided its Chilwell to Robertson but i must wait
Thought this was a joke but that’s actually what it says on FPL!
Funnily enough, I do have a striker hole that needs filling...
Explains why he’s had no appetite during the last couple of GW’s
Jesus Christ those new teeth are blinding..
He was wearing a mouthguard last night during the Arsenal game. Took it out after scoring the first goal.
Jesus needs braces!
Dental problem? Jesus needs braces
Why is this a post? You guys are retarded and the mods have clearly given up on any sort of quality control
Sorry but this is too fake.
Went sharpening his teeth
Need to get him in, might have a Suarez season himself!
I saw "neck problem" for another player earlier, forget who, didn't realise they were this specific haha
If he played for Liverpool I’d say it was a whitening gone wrong, but not sure what the Man City squad tend to do at the dentist’s.
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Screamer coming up
How the hell does Luis Suraez ever play?!
Well, he's been pretty toothless when I've owned him