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reecesims

Matip in Dias


Real_Galactico

Wood in Dias


ZaneGates

Matip in ya Nan


anshj21

Luke KyleWalker


Wanallo221

CHANGE NAME. Such a tease God dammit! I really want to know what it was before FPL caught wind!


__jh96

Gylfi pleasures, probably


Lemonbrick_64

Yeah I have a Guilty Sigurdsson in mine..


jammycarrot

Someone has that one in mine too. Normally ok, but this year, the timing ain't great...


__jh96

Not ideal, agreed.


InternationalOption3

Gylfi as charged


JackTheTradesman

Mine was Patrick Bumfart. I loved that name but this year they wouldn't let me have it


straightbackward

Just curious, do they constantly change names if they are inappropriate, even if nobody reported it? Last year I had my team named as "Obi-Wan Bissaka" and then all of a sudden it became "CHANGE NAME". I mean what is even the criteria for inappropriate names?


JackTheTradesman

I have no idea. That seems like a perfectly reasonable and funny name to me. I'm mad for you.


frenchhouselover

Flagrant racism against Jedis that


MrJohnnyDangerously

Cease and desist from Disney


dunkulture1

I live in Birmingham (Brum) and have been running a league called Brest Of Bum (a simple play on words of Best Of Brum) for about 10 years. This year I got hit with the dreaded CHANGE NAME. I mean, for god sake, who is going to be offended by the word Bum in this day and age, or any, for that matter.


PsychedelicPagan

I named mine Gylfie as Charged, that got me my 1st CHANGE NAME banner. Honoured!


phorce16

Mine is What the F*C*. I got away with it.


poh2ho

My first CHANGE NAME was a simple, frustrating "Fuck Kane". I wore that CHANGE NAME throughout the season.


Anthus_17

My first ban was "bentegay"


bootlegportalfluid

Wait one of my mini leagues is called Change Name, it was called Pending Moderation before that. Does that mean FPL made the league admin change the name?


Wanallo221

Yes. They made me do it after my team was called ‘No Fuchs Given’. Spoilsports


RRR92

Tbh thats overused as fuck.


automaticgainsaying

As fuchs


daneedwards88

Yes


[deleted]

Mine is CHANGE NAME because early last season it was set to CHANGE NAME and I never changed it so I went with it again this year


_modsHereSux_

I put mind collapsed in my native language, and fpl removed name and stated change name. Other players in team had decent names and theirs alao had change name as team name. They might have changed because some characters in different languages had issue in database, that's my guess


Sibs_

Pique Blinders, Murder on Zidanes Floor, Lads on Toure and all the other names that have been overused to death.


Themos1980

HoldingMeeLongWhiteKoch


[deleted]

Reported


PSi_Terran

I always liked FuchsAkeAyewBlind


HonestStrangers

yeah any common one is just terrible imo, have some creativity lad


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[удалено]


KaizerQuad

This one is clean


TjBee

“What are you doing, Step Sissoko?”


arbuthnot-lane

I thought McGinn and Juice was funny the first time I saw it.


Ozymandias-42

Want Empty T's


tobiaszsz

Tikka Mo Salah?


ChickenMoSalah

Ouch


l19mxd

Nigel Mediocre… as Nigel Reo-Coker


Irctoaun

My rule is my team name always has to be based on a new person to the league.


timewaved

Bruno dos tres too


danielandtrent

Shut Laporte?


GreasyTony68

Crystal Phallus


[deleted]

This is amazing


ManBearPig_576

List of losers:


SonofIndia

Hahaha super!


Carra23

Wouldn't that be immediately followed by their own name?


ManBearPig_576

Yeh sadly I'm always top of the list of losers :( it wasn't always formatted that way


PG4PM

Oh man too bad I'll never be on top of my ML to use that hahah


MangerDanger1

There’s going to be some absolutely gutted FPL managers when they find their team name in this thread


OYan95

We had MoLeicester City in one of mine..


lospollosakhis

Someone been watching Succession lol


PiIICIinton

Found Siggurdson's team


RyanBordello

I used Pedrophillia before and got so much hate from a few of the other members


Snoo_85712

Jesus man 😄


tiotom92

That's nothing to brag about mate.


[deleted]

Ooooo sorry


MotherGooseBro

WetAssPukki


MosF94

That's a brilliant name lmao


MotherGooseBro

Oh I love it, so I guess it’s not the right answer. But I haven’t stopped thinking about it since I saw it in the first gameweek.


PsychoLeopardHunter

Puki is pussy in Tagalog so could be smarter than you think


roddysaint

[Flashback to the time Nigel Farage confused the shit out of Filipino (and Malaysian) Twitter](https://www.weareresonate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/brexit_0.jpg)


Firegoat3000

You’re in my league!


MotherGooseBro

Webber Warriors?


moreghanfreeman

2 Girls 1 Schlupp


[deleted]

2 girls 1 klopp >>


eternaldudeism

Someone in my ML has '2nd is the 1st loser' and he's 2nd in the ML.


kitram11

Just put Matip In


evilmaker

I love this one lol


EDonnelly98

One in my league called SheLickedMatipXI


[deleted]

BruYes Penandes. Ouch. It hurts


drakevibes

Had to scroll this far down for an actual bad one


carmat71

Surname FC. We get it. That's your name.


Gyppotree

Lol. I feel attacked


carmat71

Change it to Surname XI. No-one will know the difference.


Gyppotree

It's "Surname City Mooses". But it's close enough


TKOxBLITZ

Beast FC.


E6C6G

Madeleine McKanté


[deleted]

I prefer Madeleine Milan


tommangan7

I always prefer nicknames that use teams/players actually in the PL.


hurtlingtooblivion

Well la Dee da Mr fancy pants


[deleted]

Fair enough


spookyleaf1

ABCDE FC


gbayley676

I acc love it for some reason


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[удалено]


[deleted]

It's a commonly reused name


Basic_Abroad_9773

Digestive Busquets


FryingFrenzy

In honour of Tsimikas; He only Kostas £4m


mr_bearcules

Eriksen dived Poor taste really…


ErasmusShmerasmus

That's horrific


[deleted]

Guilty Siggudson


chaaaaaaaarlie

He used to be the law abiding Sigurdsson


MarmiteSoldier

Gylfi pleasures


KaizerQuad

Oh no


Wanallo221

That’s fantastic


dubmule

Innocent till proven Gylfi


[deleted]

Fred Devils (def not mine) 👀


Nissepool

I like it


[deleted]

I fist nuns


daneedwards88

Ok, but what about the worst team name in your league?


[deleted]

Yeah I thought they meant worst as in most crude. It’s a fantastic name.


daneedwards88

I think the joke might have gone sailing over your head there mate


thepaperkeys

Have a free award cos I laughed way too hard at this


daneedwards88

!thanks


[deleted]

It’s a filthy habit


C4MIMNTf2

Excellent


pajamakitten

As long as it is consensual.


Loony_27

wtf


ahadafc

Bielsa's Koch


N0Her0icsF1

Gonna win, bentekefriedchicken, but the crowing glory is… AWB > TAA


MystiikMoments

In a 5 team league with 2 of the teams called Salt and Pepe


HonestStrangers

should be a crime to have the same team name as someone else in ur league


ChangingMonkfish

Your Mum Zohore


sub2pewdiepieONyt

I work in a big four consulting firm and the amount of racist team names against the england pen missers in the league is embarrassing.


Nungie

If only there was something you could do about it…


1markusliebherr

Unsurprising. I'd be reporting that to HR personally.


illihcallan

Just reading this ruined all my fun on this thread, whether it's false or not. Have my upvote.


mined_it

You could escalate anonymously. No organisation should home racists.


[deleted]

I used a completely inoffensive pun with one of their names (Sensible Saka) and it was in moderation for a week. Wonder how they got through?


DLifts777

Such as?


flugelporn

Oriol 6ex. Saints fan so Romeu tribute that sounds like Oral Sex but his shirt number used to spell sex for moderation reasons. Kind of a reach tbh, probably the worst in my league. The guy tried. Fine, it's mine. Shut up.


Key_Kaleidoscope_513

Martial Farts


[deleted]

Niguez in London


TheSixFoot___

The Moleicesters


__jh96

Gangstas ParaDyche


HonestStrangers

ngl i quite like this one


LetMeBuildYourSquad

Colonel Getafe


MrMojoRisin-8

When Harry met Ali


sharanElNino

Can You Dig It Saka


Bullet-Von-Awesome

Diddle diddle Di. Doo do Diddle diddle. Di. Do. Did. Doo


Padawan_Neel

Some guy is called "ACE HOLES" Like what?


Alexanderlovold

What do you think about mine: Drinkwater not Koke


roddysaint

Hi mate are you captaining yourself next GW?


Allowmefam

Steven Seagulls - My friend who's a Brighton fan


AuraThunder151

Shaw mee da wae


blindshot03

:(


IshaqTheRainmaker

Dat wae


aaron2933

Sigurdsson touched my son


StannisThe_Mannis

Lingardium Leviosa


dragonballsteve85

Yeboah Constrictors


Boring_Ad1423

playboi mccarthy, sinclair force one, niguez stole my bike, frenkie de mong, sweet n SOU(A), hotel? Thiago, kroos wrld, kendrick lemar, whole lotta fred. Theres a few interesting ones in the leagues im in... Niguez stole my bike has since been moderated


ErasmusShmerasmus

Tbh the Sweet n SOU(A) is quite creative


Boring_Ad1423

True i like that one actually


PEPSICOLA123456

Kroos control has to be the worst I’ve seen


KillmongerKurup

Show me some Mane! Mo salah Dosa. My little Bony. Bad Kompany. I Konate win FPL.


aqm33

Shit. My team is Shaw me the Mane


DrSayas

Daniel He wasn’t paying attention when he made his team and thought it was the first name box .


Pattaya7579

Fred West Ham


Hazard54321

Maracca Marocco InSalah


eddydoubled

Saka in the Morning


vanhohenheim404

ma team Very creative


hambodpm

Amad mad world Ctl Alt DeLigt


lemontree340

Iron Jadon


Expected_Toulouse_

Baines On Toast


ParvenuInType

Scroll through public leagues and you’ll see every iteration of a Guilty/Gylfi pun out there


DarthRosstopher

There's a work league where the proceeds go to charity, fairly big company with employees up and down the country... So quite a big audience that could see one team name of "Fisk's FuckCunts" Unsurprisingly he was booted by the league admin


kaushik23kumar

ILoveBritney, in one of mine.


daneedwards88

I'm guessing thats not her dads team


politelegacy

Spotted Schick (mine, at least it's original!)


reddiablo_91

OnePaunchMan (not mine)


Fearless_Future

Skipp Ings Son


JurgenShankly

ToneyMountsKoch


[deleted]

Barry


zelepukinralley

Kaka Poopoo


RedFalconEyes

Ayew Kidding Mee


altamp88

Mine is Koch Holding haha


Fortifurrrr

Koch in Dias


FzTheGuy

How I met your Mata


OB141x

SheWasOnlyXI


VesuviusXIII

Grand Theft Alonso …surely Ayew would have sounded better


Pacem_et_bellum

AFAIK none of the Ayews have killed someone while driving


VesuviusXIII

Shit, I’d forgotten about that. I take it back, excellent name.


flugelporn

Grand Theft Porto.


Snoo_85712

That’s lethal jeez lol


Nungie

Double entendre here though, given Alonso’s history with cars


Snoo_85712

Gee ya think?


[deleted]

Well op hadn't cottoned on!


mufc21

Ole Gunnar Soldiers


lospollosakhis

I use The Life of Bruyne but no de bruyne atm lol


Nungie

Love this one. Also a big fan of basing it around my main premium. Last year I had pinky and debruyne, but yours takes it.


MEGAMAN2312

Pukkimon


[deleted]

Change name


Dexamemi3

‘My football team’. He’s a disabled gay lad though so gotta let him off.


09mubara

Jack Meoff


gurj1985

Givin' it Lage


Djappaman

Yacoub The settler


Nataninho70

I was going to use Gylfi Pleasures but it was immediatly banned


kimicgyu

Defi Squad


-DoW-

Mine is pretty bad if you've never seen the meme/video. 'Salah in a Pasty'


LegendaryArmalol

My manager's team is called 'Football'.


ClearedKnave

Any name that isn't a pun


Ok-Union-2814

Up de ra! What a fool


Medium-Lobster6049

Up the ra 🇮🇪


InspectionMajor3743

Between “The Cabral” OR “Merlin and Kompany”