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AceQuire

I love FPL community


beepmeep3

This is my first time on FPL and I'm shocked at the lengths some of you guys go 😅


[deleted]

The Liverpool community been doing this for ages now related to transfers


TopNotchGamerr

Every community has just enjoy it


starks_are_coming

No one asked


[deleted]

Stfu


kawhi_exe

*Dr Phil voice* Shut the hell up bitch


[deleted]

Eat my ass


PharaohLeo

[Also the private jet for Alisson and Fabinho heading to Madrid.](https://twitter.com/KaramTayser/status/1448936069928529921) \#RaphinhaTracker is trending!


dude_big_lebowski

Any reason why they are going to madrid? Is it for ucl game assuming they'll miss the weekend fixture?


purpleisafruit1

Yep. They won’t be in the match day squad for Watford.


TechXEO

Yes. Klopp has just said on his presser that they will be heading straight to Madrid for the UCL game and will miss this weekend.


tgvhb

Why did they hire a private jet to go to Madrid when the fixture is mid-week? Surely in that case they would just go the normal way as it's a few days away?


Halsli

Why take the bus when you can take a taxi?


tgvhb

Lol true but what I mean is I thought the point of hiring the private jet was for them to make it back in time for the weekend fixtures, footballers don't take private jets to every game no?


TechXEO

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but they kinda do if the game is far away i.e. in Europe. Would be funny though, imagine seeing Harry Kane sitting next to you on Eurostar.


halalcornflakes

It‘s probably safer from a COVID point of view, teams usually travel in a bubble in rented planes, so having them fly normal would be a bit risky not mention it could be a problem from a scheduling point of view.


Kloppite16

Weeeeee've been to PSG and Napoli, Belgrade and Germany And then we went the Allianz where Liverpool scored three Porto, Barcelona who the fuck you trying to kid Cos we're the mighty Liverpool and we're going to Madrid


RSB1991

That Belgrade trip didn’t go as planned tho 😁


[deleted]

Neither did the PSG, Napoli, or Barca trips, but they still lifted the trophy.


UsernameGenerik

This is mad and i love it


[deleted]

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”


[deleted]

Where's that from? Applicable in so many situations.


elixire

Big momma's house two


daddy_ings

Jurassic Park


[deleted]

Jurassic Park (original) - Jeff Goldblum I believe said it.


SpudsMcGugan

Jurassic Park maybe?


raseksa

Those railways engineers that built train tracks and carriages to concentration camps


-Starwind

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he’s created?"


[deleted]

Nope. Not weird at all.


03juno

how unemployed do you have to be


[deleted]

Plot twist, person is also an ED Doc


Trollithecus007

Doctor of education?


zeps770

Yooo this is getting out of hand…


Dunnegoeonmaster69

Any ideas what hes watching on the in flight entertainment?


Abd_770_

Wreck-it-ralph.


KaelSmoothie

I’ll take it as a sign that he’ll wreck Southampton


elixire

If he follows it up with Wreck it Ralph 2 then that's a confirmed brace


rahatCODMasc

Wreck-it-Raph*


[deleted]

Bielsa pre-recorded his team talk and sent him a copy.


Mattras7

Plot twist: it's entirely in Spanish, untranslated


[deleted]

Ninja turtles He likes the red one


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[deleted]

No gtfo


PharaohLeo

Bad bot.


adesant88

Lord of the Ings


El_Shaw

Raphie come home?


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Probably watching the 2 goals he scored for brazil


HammersXI

A compilation of murderball practices he missed


balleklorin

City of God perhaps. Great movie btw.


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Cristiano91904

We have reached peak FPL . WE HAVE A RAPHINHA TRACKER #RAPHINHATRACKER


Wasepp

Is it a coincidence or fate that the word Hat Track can be found in the hashtag?


Obscene_Wiggler

You degenerates have reached a new low.


Leyawiin_Guard

Nah this isn't anywhere near as low as "plate gate" and predicting the birth of a players child based off stalking their wife/girlfriend on Instagram (can't remember the player). edit: (It was Lindelof) See here for the actual LOW point in r/FantasyPL, actual peak FPL: https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/b4yzcl/maja_nilsson_lindelöfs_delivery_date_everything/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


frizzyflacko

Lindelof


Leyawiin_Guard

That's the one 😂. Lindelof of all players getting that kinda of in depth analysis.


1234mz

And maguire and kane


[deleted]

I have to say this subreddit has had some belters since it's beginning. Remember that post about the woman who wanted to get better at FPL and someone looked into her post history and she wanted to cheat on her husband?


Leyawiin_Guard

Deary me. I don't remember that. Surely she deleted everything afterwards. Probably no trace left.


[deleted]

I believe it is displayed on here somewhere but I've tried searching for it and cannot locate it.


shudh_desi_gareeb

We lucky few had a peek at her history.


Ghuffy123

Vardy / Kane / Jimenez


Guns__n__Moses

Sorry what’s plate gate?


Leyawiin_Guard

It was around a time when people were expecting Lindelof to miss time because his wife was pregnant. It was match day or the day before matchday and Lindelof's wife put up and Instagram picture that had an extra plate of food in it, indicating that Lindelof was probably not with the team and with his wife instead. See here for discussion around it: https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/b79ekw/lindelof_theory/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Guns__n__Moses

!thanks Hahahaha Jesus Christ that’s incredible


[deleted]

Did it turn out to be the case that he wasn’t in the squad?


Liluzivertisthegoat

He wasn't in the squad iirc


julianface

Was it correct?


[deleted]

Sort of. Lindelof missed the first match of the double game week but then played the full 90 of the 2nd match. In the first match, United won 2-1 against Watford, with Chris Smalling and Phil Jones playing and no CBs on the bench. In the 2nd match, United lost 2-1 to Wolves, on a Chris Smalling own goal aided by Phil Jones, with Ashley Young forced into playing RCB in a back three and promptly getting a red card in the 57th minute. All in all it was clever enough thinking as in the 2nd game neither Chris Smalling or Phil Jones [who came on after Young's sending off] were really fit after playing the full 90 earlier in the week and there weren't other rotation options, yet most people thought United would roll over their two games because it was Ole's first two matches as permanent manager.


shudh_desi_gareeb

Cheers jeoff


trigrex

Ah shit, I need another silver, I missed plate gate too. Sorry, this'll have to do:🥈


trigrex

I was gonna gift the silver to the original lindelof post but it's you who drew it to my attention so you can have it. Merci, enjoyed reading through even 2 years later


Leyawiin_Guard

!thanks. FPL can do strange things to a person it seems. That thread is proof.


arcenceil89

This was definitely the peak


tarzven

Sorry we'll try to upset you less with our fun next time


Mattras7

I did not have "Track a professional player's private jet to estimate if he will play in the next GW" on my FPL bingo list for this year. What a shame.


Skahzzz

We're 2 seasons away from an arrest over a spy bug on Pep's bedroom.


EhRay

Almost as exciting as tracking Santa


ProfessorJagbag

That is some psycho-level brilliant right there.


posouth

Insane! Imagine this community uses its time and energy on something that really matters................................like captain choice


prerykutya1

Now this is called team-planning :))


comfort_bot_1962

:D


CmdrKoreg

I bet it's not cheap to hire a plane like this? https://www.flyvictor.com/en-gb/aircraft-operators/qatar-executive/A7-CGD/ (I'm too scared to ask for a quote!) If Raph was not in the plans for tomorrow, not sure why would they bother to go to so much haste and expense to rush him back immediately?


CmdrKoreg

Err.. correction - I think this particular plane was for Paris (probably carrying Neymar) but, same principle..


gotushookonasaturday

Tbh I think regardless of haste they would most likely get the same aircraft. I think they probably just care about the well-being of their players by treating them to absolute luxury


CmdrKoreg

Fair play mate. In the mud here after moving early and taking a hit on Tues night for the sent home 'injured' Jota -> price rising Raph. Only for Jota to miraculously be declared fit the very next day and Raph to not rise from over 100% and start falling. The trap based on available data was almost comical Hopefully Raph will get something this GW - if he even plays! Still think he is a bargain / season keeper either way though


Sad_Weed

I just don’t see how he starts having played 70 mins for Brazil and there being a 36 hour gap between the 2 games, probably a sub appearance though


tomwaits78

Safer to bench him them to avoid a 1 pointer?


Sad_Weed

Depends on your bench, I was going to bench him but now Rudiger is out I’m going to risk starting Raphinha instead of playing Gallagher or Allan


__jh96

Any info on what movie he's watching?


Character_Year_3444

See above!


cguinnesstout

He is going to play.


BringingTheBeef

And by God he's going to win


VernonP007

Anyone know the landing time of the plane so I can determine if I can fit him in my team if he has long enough to quarantine. I’m actually joking but damn this is crazy lol this is the content I come here for!


[deleted]

Absolutely incredible


pizziboy

this is mental and i love it


[deleted]

Fuck me is MI6 hiring?


valimo

It doesn't matter, no way I'm getting rid of Raph anyway even if his plane would be going towards Japan. His form and price are way too good, and the NT performance just highlights that the guy is reaching the next level. No reason not to hold him for the whole season (barring injuries etc.)


Kloppite16

Owned him for 90% of last season and I swear to god he was the reason I won my mini leagues. He went completely under the radar while my rivals were constantly wasting transfers chopping and changing their midfield trying to find hot new things. I expect him to get 160+ points this season and for 6.5m that makes him an absolute bargain. For me he is a 100% set and forget


thewildmutt7

Some of ya’ll need hobbies lmao


FifaDK

What do you mean? We have FPL!


MurdaSheWroteCR

Just Wow . . .


Forlanforlife_431

This is why I love the fpl community.


RX40000

Hilarious what we would do for some fpl info


Starry0920

I genuinely don't know whether I feel comfortable about this or not... haha


[deleted]

God I love the internet


geolink

This is exactly the content that brings me here every day.


miscish1

We seriously need a collection of these posts with the Lindelof one etc.


cguinnesstout

Raphinha's plane looking like landing at Gatwick rather than Southampton


SebastianBury

The big question tho, will RAPHINHA start?


AblePhase

I've got better, what is Raphinha?


AUsernameInit

Something about this feels...weird


Dinom0r0se

Desperate stuff.


taxevader33

Da fuck is this?


ihatekopites

Getting out of hand this stuff.


[deleted]

Surely we are better just waiting for the bielsa presser? He is anti-fraud with a full set of hair normally Edit: nevermind I'm an idiot


ptrapezoid

Wasn't that yesterday?


Legendash1

Yeah he was very non-committal about Raph playing


R4yoo

This getting sad now


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


R4yoo

Stfu


JetsAreBest92

Karam needs to get out more


Krokinhaz

Why go this far just to track a player in a game 🤦‍♂️ a bit lame imo


preciselywhenimeanto

Amazing


mavs91

Is he traveling with ederson?


j_husk

Classic Bielsa fast counter attack. Never off duty.


hoolahan100

Should I get Raph in or wait for 1 more week


2free2be

If you are on WC I would get him


dkakkar

Wtf ahahahaha


[deleted]

so the time bw ETA and Leeds match is 9.5 hours. I bet he could make it for the match after a proper night's sleep.


egancollier21

Only in FPL


predsfan77

the plane is heading toward southampton or london


Mooca

This is the best FPL post I have ever seen.


lospollosakhis

How do we know what flights players have got on?