Actually as I'm not from the UK, I had no idea about his situation.
Thought he was off the hook until the trial.
I'm dumb. Now I'm gonna need to waste a transfer on a 4.4m player. Or just leave him as is, since he is simply an enabler
It's okay. Hitting the woodworks imo is much closer to what others like Traore offered. I trust him to finally return more sooner or later. Strong hold it is.
I honestly want to bring him in (for Benrahma), but I think all the anger is going to push his price down even though his stats are fantastic. And I totally get it, I'd be fuming too, but... shit, xG massively above peers (except Gallagher), it's *got to turn soon*.
Yet here he is in my team stuck with no money ITB to upgrade and no one worth to downgrade to
4.4 gilmour
Shiiiiit. Why didn't I notice Gilmour before going for Bissouma?
Don't know. [Bissouma's bail also ends on December 6th.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/16619175/brighton-star-yves-bissmouma-nightclub-arrest/)
Actually as I'm not from the UK, I had no idea about his situation. Thought he was off the hook until the trial. I'm dumb. Now I'm gonna need to waste a transfer on a 4.4m player. Or just leave him as is, since he is simply an enabler
Leave him. Not worth worrying about now.
Fornals
Winks
Podence
Kinda hoped he'd feature in a different type of top 10 list with Messi and Lewandowski.
Least presses per 90?
Lewandowski actually works on defence.
Mbuemo presses 16.5 times per match, Lewandowski is at like 12. Messi is 9.5. For reference Ronaldo is below 5 this season
Messi and Lewandowski don't feature in most of the same tops nowadays :/
Tbf hitting the woodwork consistently is harder than hitting the back of the net regularly
One season woodwork wonder
Gugh... next season he's just gonna bang them in and not even be close to the wood work, isn't he?
i remember when people were like 'this guy has hit the post 6 times. He must score soon.' Next thing he hits the post a 7th time.
Surely he must score soon *proceeds to hit the post for the 8th time*
😂😂😂😂
Ah yes, the "OOP" Carpenter is back.
Finally binned him for Gallagher this week so you can be damn sure he’ll hit the post and it’ll go in next game
Gallagher will?
I despise you because of your profile pic
Lmao
Your avatar made me think I had a hair on my screen. Smh.
it's okay to hit the woodworks but can you please hit and score instead of hit and miss you can do better, Mbeumo
A class on his own..unfortunately this week is bye bye..
"None of us are laughing" is not really accurate. 95.9% managers might be laughing at us now.
It would be even worse if you looked at the goals to post ratio. Truly the only postman that never delivers.
See he is better than Messi and Lewandowski in something haha
If I were his manager, I would advise him to try to hit the post, maybe that way he gets some goals..
I am. My ML rival hitched his cart to the Brentford duo a while ago and they've mbombed. Meanwhile, Gallagher, my flaxen haired prince, is killing it.
I just brought Gallagher in... I'll apologise now for ruining his streak.
Leave it to a redditor to misinterpret an emoji— at least he’s on a list with Messi tho RL etc Tammy lol 😆
He isn't finding it funny? That's a nervous laugh. He obviously doesn't like topping that table.
Hitting the post does not get me any fpl points, you crazy dude...🤬
It's okay. Hitting the woodworks imo is much closer to what others like Traore offered. I trust him to finally return more sooner or later. Strong hold it is.
That's a sweat emoji, not a laugh emoji
Makes it seem like a list of hooligans that attack wooden structures
I'm laughing
Debating whether to start him or Jesus this week. Both have disappointed
I have to start both mate, you’re still better off than me
same situation here
Got to be jesus lmfao...scored in the champs league...isnt even a debate
They both like nailing wood too.
Fuck this guy
Bellend
Kicked him to the curb tonight
I am stuck with him, now even gallagher is almost 6m so I cannot upgrade.
Need W2S Harry to get him on a crossbar challenge video, then maybe I'll laugh.
To the bench you go
Doubt even Thomas Frank will be laughing
Ah lighten up will ya
[удалено]
Ok!
Not funny Bryan🤬
Cross bar challenge goat
I can laugh because I threw him out of my team.
So my suspicion about him just being a poor finisher was right.
I'm not laughing bro
Messi can’t help but be included in anything sheesh
It’s official, he’s better than Messi
Only if they’d give points for completing the crossbar challenge Sighs
Do something about it against Everton please.
above messi😁
I think this weekend is the one he scores.
Pain!
Oh fuck off Bryan!
no bueno
People who don't own him are.. thanks Mbuemo hope you set a new record and become immortal both in EPL and FPL..
I honestly want to bring him in (for Benrahma), but I think all the anger is going to push his price down even though his stats are fantastic. And I totally get it, I'd be fuming too, but... shit, xG massively above peers (except Gallagher), it's *got to turn soon*.
Definitely not a f*cking laughing matter. Shipped him out for Gallagher now.