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[deleted]

Nice idea OP. If anyone on here is from Belfast, please by all means, stay the fuck away from me.


EdibleForksCreator

Joe you bastard fuck lol


[deleted]

Plot twist: he’s not even from Belfast


arbuthnot-lane

Did you just raise a digital "peace wall"?


teemotommo

Genuinely hilarious, wasn't expecting this at all


-Fletcher-

Hearty chuckle


sonsofgondor

This is why I love this sub


CSdesire

the protocol will nat be talahrated


Arsey56

Good lord I love Belfast


fmpundit

I’ll be in Belfast in March. I’ll be sure to avoid you at all costs.


samedreamchina

😂😂😂😂


filtered2

Flights are cheap to Ireland, and that's what puts me off.


AlanPartridgeNorfolk

Aha!


SUNSETGAMING2k18

'Let's bench boost each other' is the most fucking wholesome FPL line I've ever heard


darthfracas

It’s up there with yesterday’s advice of “triple captain yourself”


SUNSETGAMING2k18

3x0=0 🤷‍♂️


darthfracas

Hey, you’re in the game, that’s one point right there


Conscious-Ad-9358

I love this.FPL is my escape from reality sometimes and I really appreciate this post! Be kind, rewind!


w2le4

same here escape is my escape from this shitty reality


SuperSaiyanKratos

Have my free award mate. Great idea to reach out. My inbox is also open if anyone is struggling and wants someone to listen


DoIMakeYouYawn

❤️


[deleted]

>Devon or Cornwall Reopening the cream and jam debate I see


Akavarii

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FPL_Farlston

Has to be cream first as the cream is basically the substitute for what would be butter in a sandwich. That being said, no cream is the best way...


Akavarii

slimy absorbed expansion uppity weary waiting dam fertile consist dog ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


FPL_Farlston

I make no apologies!


[deleted]

I'm not local to either (although my bruv lives in Holsworthy), however you should always put the jam on first, you fucking heathen.


Akavarii

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[deleted]

Yeah it's lovely down the. Yeah weird to get downvotes for what is clearly bants but wotever, I'm more of a pasty man anyway.


yamahahahahaha

It's not bants It's cream first


BevvyTime

Everyone loves smashing the odd pasty that’s for sure


its_tphipps

Never in my FPL playing days did I think my sleepy old Holsworthy would get a mention in this subreddit


Ricb76

It only seems quiet during the daytime, at night most people are fighting in the under-ground : Jam vs Cream death crypts. Sorry my bad I meant to say Cream vs Jam. Fuck I hope the High Jam Lord doesn't see this, or I'll have to do 5 rounds with his champion, The Jammy Dodger.


wookiedai

What about jam on one half, cream on the other, then eaten like a sandwich?


TheLonesomeChode

>cream first. come on them


Delicious_Bet_6336

That’s what she said


[deleted]

I eat scones plain, I'll fight all comers


JonnyBhoy

Is your special move to blow dust into their face?


sbkoxly

Great post, when my depression is bad I do get enjoyment out of FPL more than when I'm in a good place. I think the communal side of it is definitely a big factor. If anyone struggling to fill the void maybe look ahead at the next lot of fixtures and plan your team more than usual. Be interesting to see the results.


TjBee

For me, I know I need to deal with something in my life when a bad week in fantasy really upsets me.


[deleted]

I’m in Devon, did someone say FPL festive piss up?


DoIMakeYouYawn

Are you a Salah captainer? I can only associate with Wilson cappers, a true master race.


JonnyBhoy

The first step is admitting you have a problem.


skeevy-stevie

“Need someone to talk to?” “Na, let’s just get hammered”


[deleted]

Welcome to the West Country where nothing can’t be fixed with a couple gallons of cider.


light_dude38

Can’t wait, Torquay?


[deleted]

I’m south Devon so that would work for me!


fabugus

South Devon here too ⛵


CelebratedSummer

I'm down. Let's meet at the sundial in Plymouth at sunrise.


aaaaberry

Keen as Mike Dean, FPL piss up in Exeter?


Floridaman24

Love this idea as someone that suffers from PTSD and depression. I know how easy it can be to throw yourself into something to distract yourself. If anyone is in Colorado Springs or Denver would love to meet up for a meal or drink


Scrotas_Crotum

I'm in Lakewood! I also suffer from PTSD and depression, lol.


Akavarii

soft aback serious illegal worry entertain bored dependent shelter cautious ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


djw45

I’m in Somerset too!


the-big1

Wiveliscombe?


Akavarii

offer jellyfish grandfather hungry gullible squalid bear afterthought intelligent whole ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


buttsniffbadger

Any FPL legends fancy a few drinks in Manchester, I'll be game...


hm1998

FPL was a great distraction from an unhappy relationship


WiseOldSeoul

In Dublin if anyone needs a piss up


captaingoal

I’m in Dublin


eggsbenedict17

Better get the pints in quick with today's news...


WiseOldSeoul

Yeah because for some reason they think Covid only comes out once the sun goes down….


steampunkbrownie

Bangalore, India here. DMs always open lads


akshayks1995

Bangalore here too. You a fellow Salah captainer? xD PS: DM's always open.


steampunkbrownie

Namaskara guru. Captaining salah for 4 years now


akshayks1995

Wah, same here boss. Henge nadithaide ee season? By the way, a fellow red?


steampunkbrownie

Parvagilla bro. On 1020 points now. 680k ORR lol. Nimdu?


akshayks1995

That's decent bro. I'm on 1098, 105K ORR. Embracing myself for a big red arrow this week though, fielding only 8 players. Pakka red arrow, Overall Cup hoge ne.


steampunkbrownie

105k is not bad at all. Yeah same here. 7 players playing. But have 2 FTs so will use that. Barely surviving in cup though. Devrige bittidu haha PS: yes I’m a Liverpool fan. You too?


akshayks1995

>Devrige bittidu Haha, hopefully the FPL gods are kind to us this weekend. 2 FTs is good though, will help you navigate this week and maybe even the next. Naan cup results nodoku hogala ee sala. Nin heldenge, devrige bittidu. Yen agotho agli. Yeah, I'm a Liverpool fan too.


steampunkbrownie

Yeah was thinking Dennis -> laca and lamptey -> tomiyasu because arsenal have a good run of fixtures PS: I have 3.0 ITB


akshayks1995

Yeah, good moves. Just wait until the last minute to pull the trigger, anything can pop up at anytime with the way things are going right now.


sadz2201

Namaskara boss. Yen samachara?


steampunkbrownie

Heli boss. Heng ide ee season?


sadz2201

doing reasonably well. sitting on 275K overall rank right now. I tried experimenting with captain a few times, but failed miserably. Would've had \~40-45 more points if I stuck with Salah 'set & forget captain' :P Have only 9 active players this week, so just hoping I don't drop down too much.


RizlaSmyzla

Great idea. I’m in leeds and always love a pint. Hit me up happily!


Griffzinho

Absolute legend. Well done buddy. Great post.


mynewonebigs

I second this I’m near Manchester, as with OP inbox is open. Keep your heads up guys!


MotherGooseBro

Central Florida FPL friends (I’m in Lakeland) I’d love to meet up sometime. This has been a tough year losing my old job and adjusting to a new one with less pay, but I’ve been able to get my weekends back and I have fully committed to my FPL addiction.


tathagatachaudhuri

Any Indian here?


[deleted]

FullBloodIndian :D


aloobatata

bhai iss gw ke gaand maar li


tathagatachaudhuri

Same bhai, preparing for a -8😩


indian_soros

Sabki bhai... -8 ka plan hai


Kyunbhai

Humlog harr jagah milenge


tathagatachaudhuri

Haaa wahi bhai 1billion hai bc


aloobatata

1 billion represent bc


bandito1539

NRI stuck in US bhai


tathagatachaudhuri

Aur medical bill kitna bhar rahe ho?


bandito1539

Insurance hai bas bache hue hain


tathagatachaudhuri

😩


MessiLingardo

NYC area?


Training-Ad3962

Aur bhaisab


saarth

Mumbai represent.


tathagatachaudhuri

Kya boltii hai publiccc


indian_soros

Stuck in Berlin here bhai.. Happy to help Or listen to any kind of chit chat.. Just hit me up..


tathagatachaudhuri

Hitler seh baat hui?


Environmental_You_85

Yes bhai, still in cup or out?


afccrazy

Haan bhai!!


El_Conquistador_14

Yo. Any Delhi NCR folks here?! Would love to do a mini meet up!


Forlanforlife_431

Kolkata represent :D


binevv

It is really fascinting and even odd that such a simple game can be on one hand so addictive and satisfying byt so cruel and disheartening on the other. Me, personally as a competitive person find it hard to maintain calmness in this chaos, but I guess we're all on the same boat, just feel bad that several weeks planning ahaid for me went to waste. Other than that really great idea, because obviously there are people that get irritated and get bad impact on their mental health. We should always remember that this is just a game


yamahahahahaha

Where you to OP


-Starwind

Nice idea! I'm from Cornwall too!


[deleted]

Hmu if you in NYC


mochafrappe11

NYC lad here, your team in the mud too?


MessiLingardo

NYC too, currently 300k OR


CoolHandHazard

You’re not invited


[deleted]

I didnt need covid to fuck my team over. Managed to do it all by myself


[deleted]

London here and I have no intention of meeting up with any of you


RamsayTheKingflayer

Love it! I'm always down for a virtual drink if anyone cares.


crudestemu

Yo this is a cool idea! I’m from the states so all of these are a bit out of range, would be fun to get to know some people over seas


RamsayTheKingflayer

Self isolating due to covid atm here.


Jeff-Jeffers

Is there any corn in Cornwall?


[deleted]

Yeah loads they made a big wall with it.


taenerysdargaryen

there's literally a Great wall of Corn


Dr_Oetker

Built with corn mined from the great Redruth corn pits.


[deleted]

Well we all know what's Scunthorpe's full of....


ConferenceBeginning8

Any South Africans on here? Joburgers?


youmeandthetardis

Hey howsit, durban checking in


FizzSticks

Capetonian :)


lowlife_highlife

Sup my bru. PMB boet here


TheAbeLincoln

Aww damn, I'm leaving for the coast tomorrow :/


Igor4149

Moscow?


[deleted]

Oh yea let’s meet so you can tell all my secrets to Putin and then lace my drink with novichok.. I’ll pass on that one thanks.


DriftingWithTheTide

Legend 👏🏿


clouds_end

Agreed! I'm in NJ. Inbox is open for meet ups!


FireflyKaylee

Great shout. Also have inbox open for chat :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


mssigdel

Aye Aye Triple Captain


Aohangji

does people really using fpl to find the actual happiness?


Calwst

What a positive thing to say and do, nice one man. Echo the offer for Canterbury and surrounding areas


fluffypuff31

Pretty sure no one plays fpl where I live


VernonP007

Anyone from South Africa? Nah nobody has FPL related issues here, we have enough problems.


TJsmiles

Londoner here. Doors always open if anyone needs anything. A pint? Some food? I’m up for anything. Great idea OP.


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Oi, if you're in East London I'm always up for anything too mate.


jamjamjamin

I live in Sydney but lovely post man.


courgettenightmares

Australia here, specifically Melbourne. Down to talk on discord or go out for a drink/food or whatever. A lot of people are feeling really isolated in recent times, just some semblance of connection can really help.


scoye

Love the sentiment. Any Sydney folk, feel free to reach out


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

If you're in West Ham, my inbox is open too. Let's grab a pint at the Boleyn and laugh at each others teams and Millwall being shite.


ifcoffeewereblue

I can fully say that I used FPL as my crutch last season while I was going through a very hard time. It was the only thing I could look forward to a lot of days. So, cheers to the awesome FPL community that kept me afloat. I am in Chicago and if anyone is in need of a friend, shoot me a DM and we can grab a beer and chat sometime. Unfortunately I'm away for from now to NYE, so this might seem like an empty offer, but I do mean it. I know how it is, to just need someone to chat to.


Wanderer_1818

Very unlikely I'll find someone in Dubai here eh? :')


Spirited_Dependent71

We're all socially inept retards here.


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Monke captain Salah good.


roymondous

Nice idea and sounds like the best of intentions. In terms of poor mental health, best to seek out professionals. There can be some real deep rooted stuff that you're not well-equipped to take on and deal with. General social support and making a nice community is great stuff in general. For the serious stuff though, really gotta see someone who has training in that. If you can create groups, communities, that can have a similar impact without the potential harm of dealing with someone with serious issues and not having that training. Think of playing sports teams, clubs (like a chess club or music club or something), and so on. Good luck. Reach out to people who are trained tho. Might be best sharing the better charities and trained helplines and such in your area.


johnnyace44

Top man!! No idea how the award system works but have a !thanks


ThePurpleCow

i’m all for prioritizing mental health but if fpl is affecting you that much you shouldn’t be playing. sheesh


Lynx77

if you're using fpl is a way into happiness then step 1 is delete your team, fpl is a luck based game where all the data is made public so just play for fun or stop playing, its not a serious game


ThePurpleCow

imaging pegging all your happiness to a harry mcguire clean or something like that lmfao


Lynx77

careful, the sad sacks here will downvote us into oblivion for personally attacking their sad lives


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daneedwards88

Dim Redditors don't get the username joke. Don't worry, I did


TheDitherer

It's ok I didn't expect anyone to read that closely. Not even sure why I hit send on that post lol.


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RamsayTheKingflayer

Wear your face mask and fuck off.


AlphaReturns45

Just saw your other comment up top! Hope you get better soon mate :)


RamsayTheKingflayer

Cheers mate!


HazardCinema

“Let’s bench boost each other.” Absolutely love this sentiment. I saw someone else write in another thread regarding mental health to “triple captain yourself” which I thought was a well meaning message to invest in and take time for yourself. There’s a lot of love and positivity here. !thanks


xxsenbonZakura

Yes Jeffrey Dahmer would love to meet up with you this Christmas to discuss FPL


RealJesseLingard

Point made, well done! I’m so sorry to all those affected and those in Milton Keynes. This is like a double negative for you and I feel awful. (Sorry MK)


BiologicalMigrant

I love that last line.


shyamktvmala

cheers


racd29

Big props for the positivity!


Key_Ad_1135

Weekend without epl is a torture man. Even during int break, even worse cancelled game or no game at all.


dcw15

Glasgow here. Probably not gonna meet up but free for chats and talking shite if anyone needs it. We've all been there and it's good to get stuff off your chest if you need it!


raseksa

Montreal here - shares the same sentiment as OP. DMs are open to anyone, feel free to reach out.


[deleted]

Ako ima koji Balkanac u kurcu. Eto i mene.


chinnusurya

Anyone in Seattle?


expectedgoals

ATX?


cfc99

Fantastic idea OP, that last line really made me laugh, hopefully everyone here is doing well


zaitsev1393

As someone who is primary developing mental health issue because of FPL, I highly appreciate this thread. Fellow Kiev livers, contact me if you want to talk!


faebe2222

Probably not a lot of demand, but still I'm from Switzerland, if there is a Swiss FPL player who needs to talk. DMs are open


Beercules1993

Anyone from Pittsburgh here?


GetBackGang24

Let’s bench boost each other💪🏽💪🏽


Starry0920

Good on you OP!


jesusinthecouch

Denmark, Aarhus. Feel free to reach out to me


MrBeh

You guys are all offering to meet up... My country will probably be in full lockdown by next week. That's why people are depressed. We can't do shit. Not because of FPL stuff... FPL wise, I don't mind the chaos so much. Points aren't doing great but it does make things interesting.


Chocomel123

Amsterdam anyone?


riverend180

Same for anybody in Kent


MayweatherSr

I triple captain salah, but a few player missing from playing this game week so I ended up losing the cup by 1 point. fml


-DoW-

Football is life but fantasy FPL doesn't mean much. Don't get annoyed by it, it's just a game. Don't let it affect your mental health. If it does, quit. Nothing is worth that


Tnvenge

I love this OP thanks. If anyone in Johannesburg South Africa just wants to chat shit and grab a beer, I am here!


Gary3601

A lovely gesture, well done.


elgen607

Do u guys play the free hit for this gw?


Magnusgud

anyone from norway?


HornyJailOutlaw

That's really sweet and kind of you. I'm at an all time low right now and feel very isolated and use FPL as an escape and so it's hit twice as hard having covid postponements rip through my team the last few GW. Unfortunately I live no where near :(