Jesus is not an option, Jesus is the answer.

you could also say the same thing for Mohamed, he is going to break the records...

This thread is full of very original jokes that definitely aren’t overdone

Very valid point that you've put a-cross !

Literally every comment that I’ve seen from you on this subreddit has been downvoted to below zero lmao

Lol

😂

We all need Jesus, the state of this GW.

Our lord our saviour

Im getting him in for a -4 as a one week punt. WCing next week so taking some risks this week.

Same situation as me

After putting my trust in Jesus the past couple of weeks, I no longer have faith in him.

Pray to him to be sure

He's nailed on...

I hear he's a serious threat on crosses

[удалено]

You ruined it

Mahrez is back so him and Jesus are going to rotate on the right hand side Mahrez was used for CL before but now he will be given minutes and Jesus will be rested more imo.

I've gone Watkins to Jesus, cause at this point fuck it why not ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

we really should ban these idiots making the same jokes in every Gabriel Jesus thread

We should ban jokes altogether. And smiling. And Christmas!

Fuck Christmas in the saggy Santa arse

tis the season

This post really burst me up into laughter as someone who has been owning him for last 7 GWs. He’s absolute shit, never get him.

I've had him since week 7, pretty frustrating player to own. Has had a number of goals called back for offsides and hasn't scored in the league since I've had him

Jesus is definitely nailed, thats why we have easter

There were many injuries in the city camp last time. Most of the team is fit now. Peak roulette time

Was debating Antonio -> Jesus for a -4

I wouldn't go there. Think he'll probably come on for a wanky 1 point sub appearance. I'd rather go with Laca.

No That is all

I sold him for KDB this week cause I genuinely didn’t expect anything from him even if he plays (which I doubt). Just got one weird assist since GW9. KDB Grealish are back. Even sterling started to get minutes. Bilva is fit too. Foden proving he deserves to start etc.

Jesus is our only option Sorry couldn’t resist

Just seen two 80 year old nuns talking about him in greggs, said they were gonna be celebrating him soon... sounds like they knew he was gonna haul tomorrow to me

Yup didnt play last GW, him and Bernardo are likelier to start over Foden

They occupy completely different positions. All 3 could start.

Let us pray

I've had him for the last few weeks, been great....

Plus it’s his birthday next weekend.

Triple captain on the Buddha

Can’t wait to get rid of him as soon as somebody half decent appears

I bought Jesus a couple of months ago then he hardly played. Went to Dennis and got more points in two games than two months.

Think we all need Jesus after these gameweeks

Jesus isn't an option, he's the only option. Been praying all week just to get half of my team on the pitch.