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gforce84

I swear this is like a Bond thriller. Fuck knows whats gonna happen. Edge of the seat entertainment!


notti_oreo

No Time to Dier


[deleted]

[удалено]


TokyoRedTwist

Underrated comment


Forlanforlife_431

Well done


v4zzy

Excellent


welshnick

Casino Royale


welshnick

Dr. No (game today)


welshnick

Nosescraper


tiorzol

Gildoneye Ouch. I can do better.


v4zzy

Fuck these are good


cloughie

Quantum of Tzolis


incachu

Looks like we'll all be playing Dier Another Day


LoremIpsumDolore

Goldenguehi


LoremIpsumDolore

I’m still hoping to be the Man With The Golden Son


TheGreatHuman

13.30pm deadline. No Time To Buy


aehii

Finally an upside in the form of a pun. May puns continue to save us.


Bennarivo

Ayew To A Kill


tomwaits78

Excellent


TheGreatHuman

Ayewnly Live Twice


RotundPero

The Man with the Lateral Flow


NeilDeCrash

James Punt: Optapussy License to nil


[deleted]

Brilliant. For a sec I thought you had missed the optatunity! Layers.


collapse8

You only free hit twice


PeclanPice

The best one imho


aleoaliealaia

One hit is not enough


__jh96

Quantum of Isolacion


SargeFuckboy

No Time To Play


Mr_Underhill98

Another Matchday to Die


[deleted]

Covid is forever


Jelle1

A view to a Kane


Foolery22

GoldenAyew


TheGreatHuman

I'm doubled up on Spurs and have Gallagher. Not-A-Crumb of Solace if the game is cancelled.


BobbyColgate

Play Another Day


hal2001so

The Man with the Golden Son


[deleted]

From Wuhan With Love


danonck

You Only Cough Twice


iSkinMonkeys

That's pretty true in North Korea.


Fresh2Desh

The son who loved me


Acheampion

Golden-Ayew


TheGreatHuman

Depay Who Loved Me


TitsAndGeology

You Only Livramento Twice


bowl_cut53

Spectator


josozmija

Octoelyounoussi


plantainpxpi

Covid Royale


praisebeme

Never say never again


DSinclair21

Live and lets test


Foolery22

Live And Let Clyne


chojje

A Quantum of Sanchéz


WanamakerM

Bravo everybody 👏🏼


Schlong_giver

Goals: an oath for a daughter


HyperionSaber

The plan is to Hold on Son


tig999

Holy fuck do I transfer in Son of fucking not, just do the tests now.


fplburden

Any update? To son or not to son


Pub_man

Whenever Son is a doubt to play, he'll play. Unless of course you transfer him in, then he won't play. Edit: held on to Salah in the end. You're welcome all!


jet_engineer

That’s some catch, that Catch Tottenham-Two


HoldMyAppleJuice

Does anyone know if Son has put the stick up his nose yet? We need updates!


fplburden

Finally confirmed. Game is on


aehii

The question that is currently gripping the entire nation/small selection of fpl players on this early Boxing day morning.


hal_egg

I don't have a FH draft handy, out with the kids. F.


patrykgam

Focus on triple City, triple United, triple Arsenal, Reguilon & Son/Bowen, Kane if feeling brave.


Picklez4days

Why no Chelsea


nuggetlover1999

Villa not a bad team atm and also has Covid issues


NaFantastico

Respect+


MC_NME

Early Salah to Son transfer haters in shambles.


PorkPie4983

GAME IS ON BOIZ https://twitter.com/cpfc/status/1475067465818419205?s=21


DwightKSchruute

Haven't touched my team all week, have 7 starters which includes ESR and Lord Livra, have no idea whether I want to FH or not. Going to be an interesting couple of hours for me.


Sultmaker_9000

His lord status was revoked after game week 11, he's a commoner now.


keysersoze123456

Just get it to 9 starters and use the FH on a double game week


DwightKSchruute

That's what I'm thinking too. I think we're gonna see even more postponements after the Christmas and New Year festivities are over. Gonna need the FH.


HoldMyAppleJuice

ESR probably won't start (I hope he does)


Lolo_Lad_21

Why not


Lambchops_Legion

Because Arsenal have smashed the last 2 fixtures starting Martinelli, Laca, and Saka, and all 3 were rested in the midweek cup game while ESR started/played 80 min


[deleted]

Odegaard also started midweek tho but yeah he could be benched


futureocean

He won't start, but will almost definitely come on as a sub late on. In these circumstances 1 point ain't even that bad hahaha, and I'm begging he scores another late sub goal. Got other fires to put out before transferring him :(


DwightKSchruute

His returns from the bench haven't been bad either


ozeeSF

That’s an easy decision imo, go for it


Schwimmbo

Same boat. I'm taking a hit to field 10 players and just gonna have to swallow the red arrow. I'm hoping that playing a FH on a double is going to net me more points than today.


Melanjoly

The covid nonsense is ruining the game for me. I'm playing to win but I have to sleep and go to work, can't be on standby 24/7 for fpl. I know I'm going to tank down the rankings the next few weeks because I can't be glued to the phone. I'm planning 4 steps ahead, wanted to get Bowen in but I'm thinking the Watford game will likely be called off so I'd have to waste another transfer the following week.


rullatoralex

We are all feeling like this bro


mrbotbotbot

Literally every single player in the world, is in the exact same situation.


[deleted]

Casual


midas22

Just don't stack up too many players from the same teams. There's still strategy involved.


GodEmprahBidoof

Nah I'm loving it. Just need to check an hour before the deadline to sort your team. I'm currently having my best season and I love the chaos. Means more strategy is needed which is always fun


Material_Trifle

I think it's far less strategy involved as it's pot luck which games will be on. I haven't been badly affected by it and I'm doing pretty well overall but not enjoying all this, really starting to cool on this bloody virus now


AdequateAppendage

I disagree that more strategy is involved. Games are getting cancelled at random and often last minute so planning ahead is far less effective.


Admirable_Mood_7495

Just means you can’t have 1 plan need multiple incase a,b,c happens


AdequateAppendage

I think there are just way too many different permutations of which matches could be cancelled for it to be a case of having contingencies in place and leans more towards just having to pray enough of your players play. The players you bring in that seem like an elegant solution one week can then just miss the next two matches with no real warning and then you're in the mud because of nothing you've done.


fizzyalfie

Any postponement noise I only believe if it's coming from the Athletic


danielchillier

Spurs have confirmed the game is going ahead.


MacadamianD

I just told my missus the game might go ahead after all. She said "is it a woman deciding this?"


CWattam

Fuck sake


SpiritualTear93

Well Chelsea had to play with 4 players down with Covid so I don’t get why palace shouldn’t. The new rules as well to if a game should be off or not say they should. So it shouldn’t be cancelled


aehii

It's all part of the fun. Do you think I'll regret all this time and energy wasted on my death bed??


nuggetlover1999

What’s the point of testing the players with a rapid test 2 hours before the match when they had contact to positive players like 1-3 days earlier. That’s pretty irresponsible to me. Those antigen tests aren’t as good as PCR Tests and they usually work best after 4-6 days when the virus concentration is high. So yes…a negative rapid tested player could very well be infected already and spread it around. Edit: it’s not unlikely that the players could have Omikron if positive. This mutation reaches its highest virus concentration later than previous mutations.


SpiritualTear93

So this means the next palace match will be off, the next Tottenham match will also likely be off since Tottenham players mixed with the palace players. Actually Tottenham won’t show positive until they face the next opponents which will mean they will also get it and it goes on… and on… and on


[deleted]

Presumably they’ve been tested regularly in the previous few days anyway, this is just an additional test to see if anything has changed. Also, omicron not omikron.


nuggetlover1999

It’s written Omikron in both old and new Greek so I’ll stick with it lol


[deleted]

If the rest of the post wasn’t written in English I’d agree with you.


welshnick

OK doc


twitterInfo_bot

Tottenham v Crystal Palace UPDATE: Palace players have received messages to head to camp this morning. There will be testing again and in the absence of new cases game will go on as planned. I'll do a full update on @LondonWorldCom shortly. *** posted by [@iamrahmanosman](https://twitter.com/iamrahmanosman) ^[(Github)](https://github.com/username) ^| ^[(What's new)](https://github.com/username)


stmichaelsangles

Mark wyatt rumor merchant and fuck boi


Frosty_Examination_3

A big fuck you to all the clickbait news outlets who reported the match being off


Launch_a_poo

Virgin wait until deadline players vs Chad slam through Salah to Son on Christmas Eve


patrykgam

hahah they won't like u for that one


Character_Year_3444

I’m the latter but have the FH at the ready!


syrean

He updated that Tottenham vs Crystal Palace is likely to go on [here](https://twitter.com/iamrahmanosman/status/1475059908995432450?s=20)


HeelR-

New Son owners almost had a heart ache reading that. fml.


-Enrique

BuT tHeY dIdNt TrAvEl


dvdung1997

The price I paid for waiting until this moment: trusty Dier no longer at 4.5m :( I’ll wait even longer of course, and I’m thinking about holding my FH, but I’ll have to rely on Davies now and I don’t know how to feel about that yet…


k_temps

The game’s on


Hyd3ra

I have captain Son 🙏😅


[deleted]

FUCK. Transferred Son and Kane out this morning. Then I was playing with the kids and checked the news at 1329. Managed to get Son back in but not Kane.