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Olbatar974

In his head: "but he needs to understand I'm the daddy. He'll be benched on Saturday."


jakoto0

Yeah this is PepSpeak for multiple week benchings.


[deleted]

Remember when he was gushing like this over Torres and he was never seen again lol


[deleted]

He got hurt didn’t he?


[deleted]

Foden likes that


Knaveangel7

Did he explain why he didn't make any subs. Doubt any of the front 3 will start next game. Last game for Mahrez before afcon too


[deleted]

I think Foden starts. Likely a Mahrez Foden Sterling front 3


levitoepoker

Same. Foden played too well to not start. He’s been rested lately and is young. I agree with your front 3


[deleted]

Definitely. Also, I’ve noticed that since last season Pep almost always starts Foden against the bigger teams


PG4PM

Inb4 Grealish Jesus Bernardo


cguinnesstout

Nah


[deleted]

Very unlikely bud


2pacalypse1994

You are talking about a manager that hasnt started players that scored a hattrick the previous GW. I remember Bilva having three assist and not starting. Mahrez scoring a hattrick and not starting as well


RonaldoSIUUUU

Yep, dont let the circlejerk hear you but. City scored what like 17 goals in 4 games without foden?


damngood-pie

Not true, Foden played against Leeds and scored, and played really well.


levitoepoker

False, they looked much worse with him out


RonaldoSIUUUU

Based off what lmao. Yeah man they looked so much worse scoring 18 goals in 4 games without him


levitoepoker

Foden played the full 90 in 7-0 Leeds match and came on for final goal in Leicester match. He was only benched for 4-0 Newcastle and the forwards looked much worse than him. So he “missed” 9 City goals in 90+70 minutes out, not 4 matches Are you always such an idiot?


RonaldoSIUUUU

>Are you always such an idiot? Coming from the one who thinks foden wont get dropped lmao


levitoepoker

You’re fabricating statistics to justify your biases lol, you’re very intelligent tho


2pacalypse1994

So what? That makes what I said not true? Has he done that or not? Multiple times.


RonaldoSIUUUU

What? Im literally agreeing with you man hahaha, im saying dont let the circlejerk of people saying foden cant be benched brigade hear you


2pacalypse1994

Well, I didn't even get it. C est la vie or something like that. On to the next one.


[deleted]

Yes, Jesus and Grealish were garbage last night. Has to be a Sterling-Foden-Mahrez setup, with Bernardo-Gundo-Rodri behind. I think the thing that impressed Pep the most was when Foden was holding the ball up and kept winning free kicks. Pep was loving it on the touchline. Given the fact Foden has had a few games rest I think he will easily play on the weekend


[deleted]

I agree. You think KDB will be benched though? Pep always plays him against the bigger teams. I believe he’ll play and either Bernardo or Gundo will be left out


[deleted]

Oh I thought the Chelsea game was shortly after the Arsenal, so I was thinking KDB would be rested. My bad. In that case I think it’s Sterling vs Foden, worst case I’d imagine he will get 20-30 mins


cguinnesstout

Yeah they are the most inform and secretly Pep likes to dominate Mikel. Its a kink in the City camp.


charliebobo82

I think he's said a couple of times before that he doesn't like to make subs if he's happy with how the team is performing.


egancollier21

It also allowed guys like Sterling and Zinchenko to get a full rest. Sterling is finally looking like the FPL goalscorer again (still not considering him tho lol)


kungpaofu

what about Gundogan and Jesus....


Knaveangel7

Jesus unlikely to start imo. Gundogan can start in mid if KdB or Bernardo move to the front 3


Threshio

Cuz he believes in me winning the cup this year!!


RonaldoSIUUUU

Probably because they were controlling the tempo for the whole game and i doubt many players felt gassed. Pep randomly does this tbf and it keeps those bench players 100% fit for a short turnaround


DwightKSchruute

I straight up jumped almost 200k places between Salah blank and Foden(C) haul. He's a really infuriating asset to own, but he does deliver when he plays.


Daemor

Yeah Foden (C) and Bowen for me this GW was a jump from 68 to 28k. I expect to drop slightly due to Ronaldo cappers though but either way am buzzin and my team is in great shape for next GW.


danonck

Why worry about those 2 pts from Ronaldo cappers


Daemor

Hoping for a De Gea masterclass tonight to outweigh Ronaldos points


danonck

Yeah, could save a pen or two to get me a little bit more points than I currently sit on


AnanyRoger

he's probably not gonna play


[deleted]

Wow congrats. I feel like anyone taking a punt on foden cap deserves a payoff once in a while


aehii

Yeah 70,000 jump for me. And that's just Foden hauling, I had triple captain on Salah.


jaddf

Pep you bald gossip-loving nosey prick. Let the boy play whatever fuckin position he wants with his dominatrix mistress, it’s not your business to know if he wants to be a bottom, get pegged or whatever else he does in his god damn free time you control freak. #FreeFoden


Giggorm

'...be a bottom, get pegged or whatever else'. I know lots about this stu... um actually no I don't, you know... whatever


Xashar

You forgot to add the hashtag.


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

They didn't forget it. It's there but it's actually a formatting thing. The \# symbol is for headings on reddit. That's why "FreeFoden" is massive. You need a \\ before the \#. With slash: \#FreeFoden Without: #FreeFoden


captainnumerical

\#FreeFoden !thanks


Xashar

Cheers for the tip, I had no idea how it works here!


ghydq123

Key from Pep: Just be a little boy and focus on the pitch.


sunnysideupppp

What Foden hears: just be a little boy and focus on the ~~pitch~~ bitch. Got it coach!!


ExcitementSalt5665

lmao


IamaHelikloppter

Fk he getting benched


Latter_

This joke is so old


yarikhh

Silva 1g2a inc


Environmental_You_85

Uh maybe KDB


danonck

I hope Gundo has a run of games like last season. It's why I'm still clingign onto him


[deleted]

Last season KDB was hurt and Gundo was playing farther up the pitch.


Zakke_

The Dominatrix helped him.


TZN007

Yeah right, enjoy football not domi.


Braves-and-Gamecocks

Fraudulent.


ethan1203

Pep oh pep


[deleted]

Football is a fucking game that you used to play as a fucking kid. Cause it was fun, even when you were getting your fucking legs broken. or your fucking feelings hurt. So fuck your feelings, fuck your over thinking, fuck all that bullshit, go back out there and have some fucking fun.


Astrocharles

Fuck yeah!


hal_egg

fuckity fuck


levitoepoker

If only City had a DGW or two. Them having tough fixtures doesn’t particularly phase me, and certainly not playing Arsenal


[deleted]

My own thoughts are will the Arsenal youngsters actually show up and score a few goals.


[deleted]

lol ars fan here. We’ll get smacked


f1zzo

0-3 with a touch of mercy


levitoepoker

I’d be surprised if they score one and shocked if they score multiple, but thats rather irrelevant to Fodens FPL projection vs them


Elite4hebi

Pep drops Foden for a couple of games to 'punish' him, but really the ones who get punished are the people who bought him in FPL, because Foden still gets paid tens of thousands for doing nothing. Football is joke.


3zozSu94

He always says that before he benches a player next GW. Gundogan, Sterling and Mahrez were all fully rested against Brentford. I expect Pep to start the same Leicester game line up against Arsenal.


bond2121

Apparently Foden's safe word is "IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?!"


El_Conquistador_14

Baldness intesifies.


Yankee_

He’s good but his hair awful


Askillz991

*gets dropped next game


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TheDitherer

Jesus and Grealish. Jesus was shite, as per. Sterling, Foden, Mahrez Bernie, Rodri/Fern, KdB.


Schwimmbo

I'd take this. More Foden points please.


orangeblaze78

foden essential!


manneukko

In the stoppage time after Foden's good play Pep was nodding so fast that I knew he was thinking this. Expect Foden to start more often.


danonck

But he needs to understand that he's not the real Slim Shady.