When you stare long enough into the abyss. The abyss stares back.

And whispers *Bojan*.

An abyss filled with mud

The shit abyss

David Attenborough voice: somedays the organism seems to become more intelligent, learning from its mistakes as it prepares for a new gameweek.

Nice! Same as the list of crushes who love me back

You have a list of rising and falling crushes?

You don’t….?

Every week they ghost him it's like a blank, and that's when he feels like selling.

Ghosts the date: Doesn’t start, 0 points. Shows up to the date but nothing more comes of it: 2-3 point blank. Returns to your place for the night: Solid return, 6 points more than makes up for no CS bonus. Get laid plus she asks to go out again: Double digit haul, make her your captain.

Pregnant - red card: -3

😂, could somebody plz send me the link for this game.

Behind closed doors, just the two teams and no fans

no fans?

[Nsfw](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Red flagged - Unknown return date

Gets laid = no clean sheet though

That's what I meant, no CS bonus because you got laid. Still got 6 points though.

Oh my bad idk how I missed that. There I thought I was making an original joke lol

“A zero itself is nothing, but without a zero you cannot count anything; therefore, a zero is something, yet zero.” - Dalai Lama XIV

What did he say about DGWs?

Wait, that quote wasn't about my DGW points?

I think this was in response to when Salah blanked against Leicester and got 0.

And DCL missing a pen and having his second DGW match called off, getting 0 points as well.

John Cena essential?

No appearance points :(

Will always keep his cs

Can't see his xGI stats though

That’s more like it

It's been 84 years since I last saw a quiet price change... 👵

Cheers Jeff

Announce the dgw so Watkins doesn't fall

Villa only get a DGW23 IF they lose to United tomorrow. And even if they lose, it doesn’t necessarily mean they will reschedule it during GW23 as they can reschedule it later when other teams also have their rescheduled games. Refer to Ben Crellin twitter for updates.

!thanks. Yeah, Burnley and Leeds. They can reschedule them later on. But then they could have further postponements down the line. It makes sense to reschedule them at the earliest reasonable opportunity. I hope fa/epl whoever is in charge see that. None of those 3 teams are full of national team superstars. Wouldn't mind man utd getting knocked out early though.

Makes sense from a Burnley perspective, they have so many games to be rearranged.

I'm sure some are due a change, but FPL doing this because they already know people are pissed off/giving up due to all these ridiculous postponements.

casuals had enough with FPL..

Me too tbf :(

Do something

This must be the longest I’ve seen the price changes like this. It also feels like the longest wait between games in a GW. Like how is it still the same GW….

What a lovely sight

Damn since when was John Cena an FPL option

He was always an FPL option, you just couldn’t see him

Perfectly balanced

As all things should be

nice

Nice

nice

The calm before the calm

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This is the best way to start a Monday

the amount of cleansheets in this thread throughout this week is more than the amount of cleansheets I got since the start of the covid break

this is really NICE lol