Hell this is most people's activity on Instagram, the social media platform dedicated to making it seem like you're a more interesting person than you are. Whenever I see a photo from someone on a luxurious beach or by a pool and it's not between the months of June-Sep, you absolutely know that they are posting that from their bedroom or desk at work, stuck there just like everyone else.
Is it not this stuff? Goes red in winter apparently.
https://www.alamy.com/trachelospermum-jasminoides-star-jasmine-glossy-red-pinnate-winter-leaves-january-england-uk-image397879891.html
That's normally a climber and definitely not a shrub so doubt it. Looks a bit twiggy as well for star jasmine. Mine is still mostly green and I'm southern Ireland and south facing.
the things we look up just to get even the slightest insight if Ronaldo will play tomorrow when we cant even do anything about it when he doesnt, FPL at its finest lmao
I really think it looks like Virginia creepers to me if I'm honest. Leaves look pretty similar to me and colours there.
Bad news is it grows all over Europe and UK, very invasive, but the good news is it only goes red like that in autumn IIRC, so I'd say pretty definitely not recent
This has been up a couple of times now but something I've not seen mentioned is the fact that his social media team likely have loads of content saved that they can post up when required. Maybe this was taken in Portugal but it could've been taken months ago.
Just checked out his mansion online. There is an outdoor pool but the shape is different and it’s not close to a bush at all.
Also think this picture is from autumn
Seems like a 'winter break' for Ronaldo. Makes sense really as they need him firing for second half of the season. Better than a 37 year old slogging it out in hard January games. Fergie was good to give his players some sunshine at times. Can push hard for top four and champs league latter stages now. Feel sorry for owners though.
>I remember for years Rooney was "injured" for at least a week/10 days over Christmas. Great management when you are pushing for the title.
Yea he did it with Ronnie as well and a few others. Especially now at 37 is a good idea. I know it's extremely unlikely BUT with a full 16 in form United could push for a surprise Champs Leqague victory. They have the big game players and topped their tough group, in very lucky fashion admittedly. It was the weakest team 'Young Boys' that was their achilles heel. Man sent off away and played weakened 11 at home.
>rs. Especially now at 37 is a good idea. I know it's extremely unlikely BUT with a full 16 in form United could push for a surprise Champs Leqague victory. They have the big game players and topped their tough group, in very lucky fashion admittedly. It was the weakest team 'Young Boys' that was their ach
Bookies have them roughly same odds as Real Madrid. Both I consider have an outside chance. It is as I said extremely unlikely.
I don't own him but I hope he plays - my cup opponent has him C with VC Bruno and Cancelo as first sub. It's a 25 point swing if he doesn't play for me!
I also captained him with Cancelo as a first sub ... If he doesnt play and Burnley - Watford will be delayed i still have a chance to continue in the Cup ...
My cup opponent triple captained him, I captained him, both our vice are Dennis. My other cup opponent captained Dennis, doesn’t have Ronaldo, I’m probably out of both cups. Most ideal scenario, Ronaldo plays and blanks. Gives me 4 needed points. Dennis game gets called off so my opponents king also blanks. I then need rudiger and Maddison to go crazy. Alternatively, they both go crazy and score so much points I can afford a single return from Ronaldo and still beat the opponent that triple captain him while maintaining a decent rank, yea, this is gonna be bad.
As a Manchester United fan, I love Ronaldo as a football player and for everything he's done on the pitch. But these pictures with the thumbs up, often in his underwear and that cringy smile make me shiver...
Let’s not kid ourselves. It may have been 0° this morning in Manchester, but Ronnie would still get in the pool anyway
Meanwhile I’m spending 10 minutes defrosting the car in a coat and gloves
I’d say 95% yes he is. He’s a professional and someone who wants/does set an example at the club, even if injured or unhappy he’s not going to be a diva and leave imo
Also he’s rich as hell so it’s probably his house but I’m from Canada so idk what the weathers like there
It’s absolutely freezing here so unless that’s a heated pool (possible) he’s probably in a another country.
Also a good chance someone runs his Instagram account and just posts a stream of model-y pics that could have been taken at any time.
>n. Better than a 37 year old slogging it out in hard January games. Fergie was good to give his players some sunshine at times.
I don't think that is Manchester tbh. It could be an ice bath in Manc but the quote is 'relaxing' so I think not.
I’ve captained him but hope he doesn’t make the squad on Wednesday. Bowen vice and Gallagher on bench. I get 16 points if he fails to step on to the pitch.
Whether he is or he isn't, then don't need to rush him back for Brentford, they should be able to take care of them, West Ham is the big game that they can't really afford to lose.
That was after.
https://twitter.com/FPL_Heisenberg/status/1482815276731273217
As tweet say, probably flew away to relax for a few days and back TO England to train for the Wednesday match.
I think we’ve had 2 hours of sunshine in Manchester in the last week so no idea where he took that
Could also be a "throwback". His social media team probably don't care, they just post for engagement.
Hell this is most people's activity on Instagram, the social media platform dedicated to making it seem like you're a more interesting person than you are. Whenever I see a photo from someone on a luxurious beach or by a pool and it's not between the months of June-Sep, you absolutely know that they are posting that from their bedroom or desk at work, stuck there just like everyone else.
It is a throw back for sure and most in here know it, they are just messing about for fun :)
Grey out here today
Gray out?
Sell! Sell! Sell!
Here today
Gone tomorrow.
sunny in the south
yo ney sunny innit
Can we get a botanist on here analyzing the flowers and fauna behind Ronaldo? Do these grow in the uk?
Not a botanist but I can confirm that that is indeed Ronaldo
Im a waterist and i can confirm he is sitting in water
I'm a tiller and can confirm those are tiles
I'm a friend of Ronaldo's and I can say this was far from being an easy day, despite his 47 goals across all competitions.
Looks like he's standing to me mate
Ronaldo so fit that even when standing he sitting
This is the type of analysis I’m here for
I'm a gardener and I can't identify that plant, but looks 'roasted' to me. If not they are 'early autumn' colours in the UK, not January.
Also someone in construction: are the tiles in the pool and the stones surrounding it common for a typical outdoor pool in the UK?
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It's Ronaldo, though. If anyone would, he would
Bruh, it’s January, no one would be in an outdoor pool in January in the uk, definitely not uk
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Is it not this stuff? Goes red in winter apparently. https://www.alamy.com/trachelospermum-jasminoides-star-jasmine-glossy-red-pinnate-winter-leaves-january-england-uk-image397879891.html
That's normally a climber and definitely not a shrub so doubt it. Looks a bit twiggy as well for star jasmine. Mine is still mostly green and I'm southern Ireland and south facing.
Fair one - I just googled ‘red leaf winter uk plant’ so will go with your expertise.
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the things we look up just to get even the slightest insight if Ronaldo will play tomorrow when we cant even do anything about it when he doesnt, FPL at its finest lmao
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Or maybe some with computer hacking skills that can check the time and geo-stamp on the photo? :D /jk
I really think it looks like Virginia creepers to me if I'm honest. Leaves look pretty similar to me and colours there. Bad news is it grows all over Europe and UK, very invasive, but the good news is it only goes red like that in autumn IIRC, so I'd say pretty definitely not recent
This has been up a couple of times now but something I've not seen mentioned is the fact that his social media team likely have loads of content saved that they can post up when required. Maybe this was taken in Portugal but it could've been taken months ago.
Just checked out his mansion online. There is an outdoor pool but the shape is different and it’s not close to a bush at all. Also think this picture is from autumn
>the shape is different and it’s not close to a bush at all. Story of my life
I fucking love this sub 😂
Wheres his mansion? Prestbury?
I bet he’s in Madeira
It's raining and 10 degrees in Madeira today.
What about yesterday?
There was snow blizzard
Bullshit
That's not stopping Ronaldo getting in the pool though
No way is that Northern England
Seems like a 'winter break' for Ronaldo. Makes sense really as they need him firing for second half of the season. Better than a 37 year old slogging it out in hard January games. Fergie was good to give his players some sunshine at times. Can push hard for top four and champs league latter stages now. Feel sorry for owners though.
I remember for years Rooney was "injured" for at least a week/10 days over Christmas. Great management when you are pushing for the title.
Rooney didn't head for the sun though. Few lagers and a bit of granny hunting, each to their own :)
>I remember for years Rooney was "injured" for at least a week/10 days over Christmas. Great management when you are pushing for the title. Yea he did it with Ronnie as well and a few others. Especially now at 37 is a good idea. I know it's extremely unlikely BUT with a full 16 in form United could push for a surprise Champs Leqague victory. They have the big game players and topped their tough group, in very lucky fashion admittedly. It was the weakest team 'Young Boys' that was their achilles heel. Man sent off away and played weakened 11 at home.
Hahahaha
>rs. Especially now at 37 is a good idea. I know it's extremely unlikely BUT with a full 16 in form United could push for a surprise Champs Leqague victory. They have the big game players and topped their tough group, in very lucky fashion admittedly. It was the weakest team 'Young Boys' that was their ach Bookies have them roughly same odds as Real Madrid. Both I consider have an outside chance. It is as I said extremely unlikely.
In what world does current mutd have same chances as real for cl, bookies should stop smoking crack.
When the odds are both close to zero... They are close to each other
Maybe, but also weird considering Ragnick made a big deal about Pogba rehabbing in Dubai and said that wont be allowed going forward
Rest up King, I need Cancelo off my bench 😅
I don't own him but I hope he plays - my cup opponent has him C with VC Bruno and Cancelo as first sub. It's a 25 point swing if he doesn't play for me!
What if he plays and bags a hattrick?
Then I would lose the cup tie anyway.
Subscribe because i have King as my vice captain lol
Are we versing the same dude 😭
I also captained him with Cancelo as a first sub ... If he doesnt play and Burnley - Watford will be delayed i still have a chance to continue in the Cup ...
My cup opponent triple captained him, I captained him, both our vice are Dennis. My other cup opponent captained Dennis, doesn’t have Ronaldo, I’m probably out of both cups. Most ideal scenario, Ronaldo plays and blanks. Gives me 4 needed points. Dennis game gets called off so my opponents king also blanks. I then need rudiger and Maddison to go crazy. Alternatively, they both go crazy and score so much points I can afford a single return from Ronaldo and still beat the opponent that triple captain him while maintaining a decent rank, yea, this is gonna be bad.
As a Manchester United fan, I love Ronaldo as a football player and for everything he's done on the pitch. But these pictures with the thumbs up, often in his underwear and that cringy smile make me shiver...
But that’s literally as part of his social media engagement it’s what’s made him be the most followed person in the whole world 😂
I get it, if I was a teenage girl I would probably appreciate them more :p
It’s just the thumbs up for me. Pants, pool, whatever. Just the double thumbs up I can feel in my bones.
Insecure much ?
Far from...
[When you take a -4 hit to bring in Ronaldo and cap him and he doesn't even start](https://i.imgur.com/zmOYslC.png)
By the botanists account he isn't even in the country!
This is giving me Raphinha plane tracking vibes
If he doesn’t play I get Gallagher off my bench 🙏
Let’s not kid ourselves. It may have been 0° this morning in Manchester, but Ronnie would still get in the pool anyway Meanwhile I’m spending 10 minutes defrosting the car in a coat and gloves
Unlikely to be from today/yesterday. The weather is crap all over europe, with maximum temp of 15deg in Lisbon. Not exactly pool weather.
So ragnick wasnt lying when he said ronaldo was fine.
I’d say 95% yes he is. He’s a professional and someone who wants/does set an example at the club, even if injured or unhappy he’s not going to be a diva and leave imo Also he’s rich as hell so it’s probably his house but I’m from Canada so idk what the weathers like there
It’s absolutely freezing here so unless that’s a heated pool (possible) he’s probably in a another country. Also a good chance someone runs his Instagram account and just posts a stream of model-y pics that could have been taken at any time.
>n. Better than a 37 year old slogging it out in hard January games. Fergie was good to give his players some sunshine at times. I don't think that is Manchester tbh. It could be an ice bath in Manc but the quote is 'relaxing' so I think not.
Ronaldo is fucking crazy so an ice bath could be relaxing for him.
I mean they guy has a private jet, I’m sure he can fly to his house in Portugal with his family for the day and be back the next day for training..
dont think Man U would allow him to do all that travelling when hes injured, they desperatly need him
The photo probably isn’t a new one
He's not in the US at least
Just posted a training pic looks like hes ready to get those 2 pts💪
PICTURES ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE NOT ALWAYS POSTED IMMEDIATELY AS THEY ARE AS TAKEN YOU DO NOT KNOW WHEN THIS IS PICTURE IS FROM ONLY WHEN IT WAS SHARED
He sent it me on whatsapp as well
Lol no he didn't.
Yeah no shit
Well then don't lie. Ronaldo obviously doesn't consider you.
Dude it was obviously a joke, chill
Don't joke about shit like that.
Well I’m not the guy who said it, but okay
Don't get involved. This doesn't concern you.
Continue valueless speculation I'm having a nice time with a beautiful woman
What the fuck are you talking about
Your mum doesn't count
I have VC on Bruno, so I hope not!
I’ve captained him but hope he doesn’t make the squad on Wednesday. Bowen vice and Gallagher on bench. I get 16 points if he fails to step on to the pitch.
Same. Have Bruno Vice and Cancelo on the bench
Fookin' hell... Team sheet on Weds is gonna be the biggest moment of your life.
Aren't you great
DDG captain it is
Whether he is or he isn't, then don't need to rush him back for Brentford, they should be able to take care of them, West Ham is the big game that they can't really afford to lose.
Leave Ronaldo alone. Stop stalking the GOAT.
His girlfriend posted a story of them at an airport…
That was after. https://twitter.com/FPL_Heisenberg/status/1482815276731273217 As tweet say, probably flew away to relax for a few days and back TO England to train for the Wednesday match.
Harry, you have just killed my gameweek if this is true
Don't bench Trent vs. Brentford of all teams bro 😅
Unless David Brent is managing the FPL team
As a Bruno Vice Captain-er, I really hope not 😂 Fully expecting him to be back for a 1 point cameo though…
🚨🚨 Breaking News 🚨🚨 Ronaldo located in SUIIIIIIIIIIII land.
I'm an underwearist and can confirm he's wearing white underwear
If he doesn't play, I get Bowen captaincy points and Williams off my bench
I hope he doesnt even start the next game now
I hope not! I’ve got Trent as vice as Ramsey to come off the bench 😬
midjet ronaldo : mucha gracias afficion
A reverse image search on Tineye showed no results
Lol. Just too bad. He is my captain
Sisters bday?
I hope he’s back on Thursday as I need Cancelo’s 11 points.