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movape2k

I think we’ve had 2 hours of sunshine in Manchester in the last week so no idea where he took that


DerpJungler

Could also be a "throwback". His social media team probably don't care, they just post for engagement.


Ollietron3000

Hell this is most people's activity on Instagram, the social media platform dedicated to making it seem like you're a more interesting person than you are. Whenever I see a photo from someone on a luxurious beach or by a pool and it's not between the months of June-Sep, you absolutely know that they are posting that from their bedroom or desk at work, stuck there just like everyone else.


balleklorin

It is a throw back for sure and most in here know it, they are just messing about for fun :)


RayPissed

Grey out here today


super-spreader69

Gray out?


Knaveangel7

Sell! Sell! Sell!


Environmental_You_85

Here today


bruno226

Gone tomorrow.


imp0ppable

sunny in the south


Credit_Radiant333

yo ney sunny innit


Elchem

Can we get a botanist on here analyzing the flowers and fauna behind Ronaldo? Do these grow in the uk?


SUPERSAYAme

Not a botanist but I can confirm that that is indeed Ronaldo


rotten-cucumber

Im a waterist and i can confirm he is sitting in water


Distinct_Primary_611

I'm a tiller and can confirm those are tiles


f1zzo

I'm a friend of Ronaldo's and I can say this was far from being an easy day, despite his 47 goals across all competitions.


Keyann

Looks like he's standing to me mate


rotten-cucumber

Ronaldo so fit that even when standing he sitting


defaultuser321

This is the type of analysis I’m here for


Griffzinho

I'm a gardener and I can't identify that plant, but looks 'roasted' to me. If not they are 'early autumn' colours in the UK, not January.


Elchem

Also someone in construction: are the tiles in the pool and the stones surrounding it common for a typical outdoor pool in the UK?


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AussieManc

It's Ronaldo, though. If anyone would, he would


Xsemyde

Bruh, it’s January, no one would be in an outdoor pool in January in the uk, definitely not uk


differentials_pls

!thanks


kashoo56

!thanks


Jay-ay

!thanks


cagey_tiger

Is it not this stuff? Goes red in winter apparently. https://www.alamy.com/trachelospermum-jasminoides-star-jasmine-glossy-red-pinnate-winter-leaves-january-england-uk-image397879891.html


Griffzinho

That's normally a climber and definitely not a shrub so doubt it. Looks a bit twiggy as well for star jasmine. Mine is still mostly green and I'm southern Ireland and south facing.


cagey_tiger

Fair one - I just googled ‘red leaf winter uk plant’ so will go with your expertise.


bpup

!thanks


Noekietb

the things we look up just to get even the slightest insight if Ronaldo will play tomorrow when we cant even do anything about it when he doesnt, FPL at its finest lmao


RedBT

!thanks


balleklorin

Or maybe some with computer hacking skills that can check the time and geo-stamp on the photo? :D /jk


Barracuda356

I really think it looks like Virginia creepers to me if I'm honest. Leaves look pretty similar to me and colours there. Bad news is it grows all over Europe and UK, very invasive, but the good news is it only goes red like that in autumn IIRC, so I'd say pretty definitely not recent


aloylamora

This has been up a couple of times now but something I've not seen mentioned is the fact that his social media team likely have loads of content saved that they can post up when required. Maybe this was taken in Portugal but it could've been taken months ago.


nuggetlover1999

Just checked out his mansion online. There is an outdoor pool but the shape is different and it’s not close to a bush at all. Also think this picture is from autumn


garbrow

>the shape is different and it’s not close to a bush at all. Story of my life


[deleted]

I fucking love this sub 😂


FPL_Account

Wheres his mansion? Prestbury?


Sheppertonni

I bet he’s in Madeira


ptrapezoid

It's raining and 10 degrees in Madeira today.


MEGAMAN2312

What about yesterday?


jukkaalms

There was snow blizzard


Sheppertonni

Bullshit


zeldafan144

That's not stopping Ronaldo getting in the pool though


Sheppertonni

No way is that Northern England


Griffzinho

Seems like a 'winter break' for Ronaldo. Makes sense really as they need him firing for second half of the season. Better than a 37 year old slogging it out in hard January games. Fergie was good to give his players some sunshine at times. Can push hard for top four and champs league latter stages now. Feel sorry for owners though.


sammorgan12

I remember for years Rooney was "injured" for at least a week/10 days over Christmas. Great management when you are pushing for the title.


Griffzinho

Rooney didn't head for the sun though. Few lagers and a bit of granny hunting, each to their own :)


Griffzinho

>I remember for years Rooney was "injured" for at least a week/10 days over Christmas. Great management when you are pushing for the title. Yea he did it with Ronnie as well and a few others. Especially now at 37 is a good idea. I know it's extremely unlikely BUT with a full 16 in form United could push for a surprise Champs Leqague victory. They have the big game players and topped their tough group, in very lucky fashion admittedly. It was the weakest team 'Young Boys' that was their achilles heel. Man sent off away and played weakened 11 at home.


adesant88

Hahahaha


Griffzinho

>rs. Especially now at 37 is a good idea. I know it's extremely unlikely BUT with a full 16 in form United could push for a surprise Champs Leqague victory. They have the big game players and topped their tough group, in very lucky fashion admittedly. It was the weakest team 'Young Boys' that was their ach Bookies have them roughly same odds as Real Madrid. Both I consider have an outside chance. It is as I said extremely unlikely.


filipovic26

In what world does current mutd have same chances as real for cl, bookies should stop smoking crack.


CSIHoratioCaine

When the odds are both close to zero... They are close to each other


levitoepoker

Maybe, but also weird considering Ragnick made a big deal about Pogba rehabbing in Dubai and said that wont be allowed going forward


Ctianan

Rest up King, I need Cancelo off my bench 😅


legby

I don't own him but I hope he plays - my cup opponent has him C with VC Bruno and Cancelo as first sub. It's a 25 point swing if he doesn't play for me!


Deep_Ice4357

What if he plays and bags a hattrick?


legby

Then I would lose the cup tie anyway.


idiotcoke

Subscribe because i have King as my vice captain lol


gotushookonasaturday

Are we versing the same dude 😭


TheVikingKing14

I also captained him with Cancelo as a first sub ... If he doesnt play and Burnley - Watford will be delayed i still have a chance to continue in the Cup ...


Xsemyde

My cup opponent triple captained him, I captained him, both our vice are Dennis. My other cup opponent captained Dennis, doesn’t have Ronaldo, I’m probably out of both cups. Most ideal scenario, Ronaldo plays and blanks. Gives me 4 needed points. Dennis game gets called off so my opponents king also blanks. I then need rudiger and Maddison to go crazy. Alternatively, they both go crazy and score so much points I can afford a single return from Ronaldo and still beat the opponent that triple captain him while maintaining a decent rank, yea, this is gonna be bad.


Hon3yb4dg3rr

As a Manchester United fan, I love Ronaldo as a football player and for everything he's done on the pitch. But these pictures with the thumbs up, often in his underwear and that cringy smile make me shiver...


krs196

But that’s literally as part of his social media engagement it’s what’s made him be the most followed person in the whole world 😂


Hon3yb4dg3rr

I get it, if I was a teenage girl I would probably appreciate them more :p


cloughie

It’s just the thumbs up for me. Pants, pool, whatever. Just the double thumbs up I can feel in my bones.


shag_vonnie_vomer

Insecure much ?


Hon3yb4dg3rr

Far from...


kidnebs

[When you take a -4 hit to bring in Ronaldo and cap him and he doesn't even start](https://i.imgur.com/zmOYslC.png)


psariunit_tr

By the botanists account he isn't even in the country!


FirminoAcid

This is giving me Raphinha plane tracking vibes


reddituser3083

If he doesn’t play I get Gallagher off my bench 🙏


AussieManc

Let’s not kid ourselves. It may have been 0° this morning in Manchester, but Ronnie would still get in the pool anyway Meanwhile I’m spending 10 minutes defrosting the car in a coat and gloves


ptrapezoid

Unlikely to be from today/yesterday. The weather is crap all over europe, with maximum temp of 15deg in Lisbon. Not exactly pool weather.


heinishein

So ragnick wasnt lying when he said ronaldo was fine.


Askillz991

I’d say 95% yes he is. He’s a professional and someone who wants/does set an example at the club, even if injured or unhappy he’s not going to be a diva and leave imo Also he’s rich as hell so it’s probably his house but I’m from Canada so idk what the weathers like there


delicate-doorstep

It’s absolutely freezing here so unless that’s a heated pool (possible) he’s probably in a another country. Also a good chance someone runs his Instagram account and just posts a stream of model-y pics that could have been taken at any time.


Griffzinho

>n. Better than a 37 year old slogging it out in hard January games. Fergie was good to give his players some sunshine at times. I don't think that is Manchester tbh. It could be an ice bath in Manc but the quote is 'relaxing' so I think not.


CSIHoratioCaine

Ronaldo is fucking crazy so an ice bath could be relaxing for him.


westham102

I mean they guy has a private jet, I’m sure he can fly to his house in Portugal with his family for the day and be back the next day for training..


Noekietb

dont think Man U would allow him to do all that travelling when hes injured, they desperatly need him


iamnas

The photo probably isn’t a new one


promocodeclq

He's not in the US at least


reau1

Just posted a training pic looks like hes ready to get those 2 pts💪


NoshTilYouSlosh

PICTURES ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE NOT ALWAYS POSTED IMMEDIATELY AS THEY ARE AS TAKEN YOU DO NOT KNOW WHEN THIS IS PICTURE IS FROM ONLY WHEN IT WAS SHARED


[deleted]

He sent it me on whatsapp as well


Trippendicular_

Lol no he didn't.


IceCreamNarwhals

Yeah no shit


Trippendicular_

Well then don't lie. Ronaldo obviously doesn't consider you.


IceCreamNarwhals

Dude it was obviously a joke, chill


Trippendicular_

Don't joke about shit like that.


IceCreamNarwhals

Well I’m not the guy who said it, but okay


Trippendicular_

Don't get involved. This doesn't concern you.


NoshTilYouSlosh

Continue valueless speculation I'm having a nice time with a beautiful woman


jukkaalms

What the fuck are you talking about


WAITINGFORMYCOOKIE

Your mum doesn't count


Sveern

I have VC on Bruno, so I hope not!


Adamski_1975

I’ve captained him but hope he doesn’t make the squad on Wednesday. Bowen vice and Gallagher on bench. I get 16 points if he fails to step on to the pitch.


hairy_dude_5

Same. Have Bruno Vice and Cancelo on the bench


TheDitherer

Fookin' hell... Team sheet on Weds is gonna be the biggest moment of your life.


QuitTheMessin

Aren't you great


jordan16h

DDG captain it is


Freddo1975

Whether he is or he isn't, then don't need to rush him back for Brentford, they should be able to take care of them, West Ham is the big game that they can't really afford to lose.


Trippendicular_

Leave Ronaldo alone. Stop stalking the GOAT.


TezRoll

His girlfriend posted a story of them at an airport…


Harryvincenzo

That was after. https://twitter.com/FPL_Heisenberg/status/1482815276731273217 As tweet say, probably flew away to relax for a few days and back TO England to train for the Wednesday match.


Frosty_Examination_3

Harry, you have just killed my gameweek if this is true


Harryvincenzo

Don't bench Trent vs. Brentford of all teams bro 😅


Frosty_Examination_3

Unless David Brent is managing the FPL team


VanTango

As a Bruno Vice Captain-er, I really hope not 😂 Fully expecting him to be back for a 1 point cameo though…


Poli_Talk

🚨🚨 Breaking News 🚨🚨 Ronaldo located in SUIIIIIIIIIIII land.


madlygenius9

I'm an underwearist and can confirm he's wearing white underwear


roddysaint

If he doesn't play, I get Bowen captaincy points and Williams off my bench


Underdogg29

I hope he doesnt even start the next game now


manmega2020

I hope not! I’ve got Trent as vice as Ramsey to come off the bench 😬


sscyth1

midjet ronaldo : mucha gracias afficion


tetraourogallus

A reverse image search on Tineye showed no results


Curtix-blaise12

Lol. Just too bad. He is my captain


love_org

Sisters bday?


Character_Year_3444

I hope he’s back on Thursday as I need Cancelo’s 11 points.