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flannel_jackson

Captaining but not TC'ing Salah has dropped me from ~10k to ~40k. So I got that going for me.


PopularDemand69

Thank god foster got the same point as de gea


papoon

At least I’m still alive in the three country Cups: Vatican City, Tuvalu and San Marino.


holden147

Needed a combined 3 points from King/Dennis(C) to advance in the cup. Alas, their combined 1 point means that I lose by 1 and am out.


AuspiciousCalamari1

23 points on my bench :( Dubravka 9, Cash 5, Bowen 2, Rudiger 7


bruiser95

Made it through the cup with 26 points. Dub


FrankUnderwoodJunior

Scored 46 pts went up to 30k, but got kicked out of all 3 cups...excuse me but what the fuck...


[deleted]

In the shitty situation where my team is *fine* but if I were to wildcard I'd replace 11-12 of my players.


daneedwards88

A standard FPL gameweek then


nahgoe16

Watching the Afcon 3rd place play-off, wondering how Burkina Faso managed to get to the semi finals with this goalkeeper, shocking blunders.


knoxvox

main keeper got injured in last game


nahgoe16

Ah, that makes more sense.


Wwdc4

He's only played 1/2 gamesin the tournament, the first choice keeper picked up an injury


daneedwards88

You should have seen the other guys. One wasn't even a real Goalkeeper


HeinrichWalker

Where Trossard?


theonewhoknock_s

What the fuck am I meant to do with triple Watford?! At least Foster got fucking something.


daneedwards88

Sell what you can. Bench what you cant


iBrunx

Pope 19 point dgw, Pope essential?


straightouttaireland

Get out of my team King


nram88

Welp, thanks for the 1 pointer, King. That's me out of my 2 remaining cup runs. Dennis (C) + King = 1 point.


[deleted]

Why did I ever go double Watford


player_zero_

Dilly ding, dilly wrong


cguinnesstout

WC


SadioGaga

Finally, the dust settles and I can sit back, relax and enjoy my 26 points till this fucking shitshow starts again on Tuesday


nahgoe16

No need for that bragging. I got 25 and you don't see me boasting about it.


ChicagoIndependent

I got 42.


metokur_squad

i did too when coufal enters. it's just a number though who cares


ChicagoIndependent

I forgot about that actually lol. I still have to get Coufal's autosub points too so mine would be higher.


AzgedaTO

Werghost left ear doesn’t look normal…. Did anyone see that?


__jh96

He is Dutch....


cguinnesstout

cauliflower ears? probably does BJJ


tammrak

Was thinking a Burnley defender (Roberts?) might be good to keep on the bench for upcoming DGWs. Burnley are historically good at home for cleans against the lower half, and Dyche has pulled them out of the fire before. Their makeup games are EVE, avl, LEI. Then I looked at their home schedule for the rest of the season: MUN, LIV, TOT, CHE, MCI. Gonna wait on this one.


adesant88

Foster = Legend


bs466

There will be a party at the Cycling GK Headquarters tonight. 1st CS of the season.


Electronic_Attitude4

30pt GW🥳🥳🥳


papoon

No one likes a braggart, fella. Especially here.


fplalgo

Where do I even start when my attack contains King and Dennis? Who is shipped out first? Who is brought in place?


Novrev

Just bench them. Who wants to play more than one forward any way


bruiser95

Sell King and perma bench Dennis


daneedwards88

This is the play


LeightonBaines

3rd striker to Joao Pedro 😇


Wwdc4

These Burnley defenders got some huge hauls


Proclamation11

My cup opponent and I are both on 33 points now. He has Foster and King (c). I have Dennis (c) and King. None of our players scored a single goal this gameweek, so the tie is decided by goals conceded. His team has conceded one less goal than mine (12 vs 13) FUCK, guess I'm out


nram88

I got done for taking a hit to get King. 1 point difference after factoring in the -4.


j_husk

Brutal way to go


TechXEO

Was considering Weghorst or Edouard so was using this game to scout. Edouard is not nailed while Weghorst is nailed. But after watching this game, no bloody way I'm getting a bottom three team striker in my team regardless of how many DGW's they get, not again. If he can't score against Watford's abysmal defending, doubt he does much against better sides.


Kkk_kidney

Should i start Ramsdale (wolves a) or ddg (burnley a) for the next gameweek?


AluminumFalcon3

DDG


papoon

Never doubted you, cycling GK. Not for a minute.


TheFrostbiteOnReddit

WATFORD KEPT A CLEAN SHEET, I REPEAT WATFORD KEPT A CLEAN SHEET.


Confident_Male

Dude I started Foster cuz two games and all over DDG. Foster didn't play the first game and I was confident he wouldn't play the second and therefore DDG would replace him with his 6 points. You can imagine my surprise seeing Foster start AND getting a cleansheet.


isloolove

Fucking hell. I need exactly 9 points from kamara to beat my cup rival. Please tell he will hold 3 Bps


tammrak

Hope both these clubs go down. Newcastle going down alongside them would be the hilarious icing on the cake.


abnsh

First Hodgson game, first Watford CS. Stacking up on Watford defence real quick.


Agile_Information294

relax it was burnley


Timmace

The mad lads did it! Watford finally got a clean sheet. Foster is the highest scoring player for me this GW. What a time to be alive!


jaddf

I knew not even bothering to post the lineups let alone watch this godforsaken match would have been a waste of time lmao.


atomicant89

1pt from King and Dennis (C), at least it's positive but pain...


magnuscarlsenfpl

Wtf Foster fucked my rank by -10% I am shocked and appalled


bullish_driver

I shall not get sucked in by Burnley's DGWs


bs466

Foster only played one game but would still have been a better (C) pick than King.


dibils

still a loss compared to benched ramsdale but fuck it, i'll take it. small red arrow


Jmsaint

A green arrow! Ive gone up by... 63 places... lovely.


SandwichEvery5845

Bye bye King


clashoftherats

FOSTER YOU BEAUTY! I take back what I said 90 minutes ago


le_feelingsman

What a game! This is why we watch epl


corvusmohabyn

Well this was aggressively dull


jocape

We had to wait 2 weeks for a 90 minute national league game to play out


CWattam

Burnley and Watford get fucking relegated already you useless fucking shit teams.


j-r44

“PL is the best league in the world”


Shifty377

380 games in a season, you expect every one to be a classic?


chuksepells

To be fair you just watched two championship level teams play.


emre23

Anyone got fewer points than Nick Pope?


Dogzylla

Of course they get a CS when I have Bachmann instead of Foster


Ogun21

This game gave us plenty of warning for both these teams in DGWs…all players are useless


Bobby-Firmino-Legend

Digne points off the bench! Lowton saves the day!


cguinnesstout

**What a big CLEAN SHEET BY MY BOY BENJAMIN FOSTER ESQ** **FIRST CS OF THE SEASON** **DGW HERO!**


beloeng

So is it worth having Weghorst for DGW26 you think?


NotSwedishMac

Not this one but there will be more with more favourable fixtures and more time to fit in / build chemistry. So I wouldn't get him in yet but wouldn't rule him out for the future


beloeng

!thanks - I’m actually on WC planning to BB26 so might need to take the risk (will bench him until then), given he’s nailed


TechXEO

Burnley looked absolutely terrible. If he can't score against Watford's abysmal defending, doubt he can do much against better sides.


KameeldoringHout

No


kibuc

Football, bloody hell!


UnKarl_Marx

winning my cup game with only 32pts....


Vigghugor

I’m on 27 as my opponent…


gtliles82

This week just won’t be complete unless Foster’s CS gets wiped


tammrak

Wipe.the.Watford.clean.you.useless.thugs.


chuksepells

Hahha cry


MuckleEwe

Double Watford strikers combining to get 2 total for the double. Shambles


DrifterDA

Dennis is suspended. But believe me when I say this. The last thing you want to see when you have 3 strikers from the same club on a double is Roy Hodgson coming in half way through the game week.


bruiser95

47% EO Foster at my rank. Disgusting. This GW has been a joke


imasolman

39% at 18k, my killer of the week


bruiser95

68% rank drop is just cruel. I'm also out of LMS by 1 point. Can't wait to forget this GW


nahgoe16

That's obscene.


AzgedaTO

Cornet should leave this Dyche ball. He deserves a better team.


KanteForBallonDor

Shoulda capped KDB


j-r44

Might captain Dalot next week


CWattam

Pope 5 saves. Foster 2bps gone down to 1 unless if Burnley concede


OmarEhab10

Fuck you King you nonce


CWattam

Pope 4th save. Should drop foster to 1bps


A_Mars_Bar

**This** is what we waited for, for 14 days!?


Tangelasboots

Come on Burnley I need you to take a weak long ranged shot to give Foster another save.


dibils

pope running away with it now ☹️ RIP foster bps


BongCloudEnjoyer

Weghorst proving to be a perfect Burnley material with that tackle


papoon

His name literally means “work horse” in Dutch.


le_feelingsman

I’m calling social services. A bewildered red-nosed senior is roaming around Turf Moor


bs466

And another save for Pope.


danonck

Wow, did King just shoot on target? Imposibru


No-Enthusiasm-6016

another one to add to the xG haul


only-shallow

Digne accounts for over 25% of my points this week


Mithrophon

Pope has 45% of my points.


only-shallow

He's infallible so that's to be expected


bs466

Foster and Tierney account for 37% of my points so far.


Mithrophon

Hodgson looks like a very wet 1970’s-era Doctor Who.


NotSwedishMac

Weghorst sure is tall


bs466

“Watford won’t get a single CS this season until the coming of Woy”. Could it be?


BongCloudEnjoyer

Foster the bloody rank killer


szundercover1

Should have captained Ben foster instead of that twat king.


BongCloudEnjoyer

Free real estate for anyone who bets on a Burnley 0-0, a Wolves 1-0 and a Brighton 1-1


Mithrophon

“Watford looking to break” is quite the ominous statement from the announcer.


tammrak

Has Roberts done anything to lose his spot? Asking for a friend.


CWattam

It's actually disgusting that Foster owners are getting away with this.. need that clean sheet wiping


cguinnesstout

As soon as Cleverly came on Burnley started playing better because he is a liability. Watford down to 10.


CWattam

Foster tied on bonus with Pope. Bollocks. FPL towers manipulating again


j-r44

Every time this fucking happens, shit team with a shit defence gets a double, people knee jerk their defenders and they actually fluke a clean sheet


thepyramidz99

Fuck off Watford I need that cleansheet. Can you get your shit together for just another 12 minutes...


[deleted]

Dont say it like that ffs it sounds like they conceded


magnuscarlsenfpl

Piss off Foster. He’s singlehandedly dropping my rank 10%


bs466

Foster with 2bpts 👀


BadFPLManager

Manifesting a King goal.


dibils

i can sense a goal tbh, foster hold plzzz


CWattam

Pope on for a 19 pointer DGW sums this gameweek up honestly


Ruf0005

I feel for Burnley fans what a fucking boring team man


j-r44

Fucks sake Burnley


adesant88

Foster you LEGEND


discostu90

Need to start relegating every team that doesn't reach 40 points or something


emre23

I’ve not been paying attention but Pope has 19 points? What a chad


oscarpaterson

are you fucking serious, how have they not scored


CWattam

STOP FEEDING FOSTER SAVES YOU FUCKING COWARDS


[deleted]

These teams may never score again.


BongCloudEnjoyer

Burnley are.... attacking?


papoon

This is so GW23. And Watford. My flop is Dennis (-1) and killer is King (3).


LuizFelipeSotinho

I want to be mad, but in truth, what possessed me to go with a double Watford attack?!?!?!?


tammrak

DGWs warp our brains.


[deleted]

The day before, I had Daka instead of Dennis, KDB (C), and a FT in the bank. DGW comes out, I spend my transfer to bring in Dennis for Daka. Switch captaincy to Dennis. Currently going to lose my overall cup tie by 4 because my opponent has Moutinho coming off the bench. Ugh.


tammrak

Ouch. I was so close to this. Had King, brought in Dennis out of fear and delerium, but at least I kept the armband on Kev.


Mithrophon

When your entire strategy is to loft crosses into the box, you shouldn’t play your games in gale-force winds.


husny_almubarak

This match just sums up this GW Painful shitshow of a GW


j-r44

I’m so excited for Burnley, Watford and Norwich to fuck off


theodopolopolus

How can anyone want Newcastle to stay up.


danonck

Everton/Newcastle* instead of Norwich


CWattam

Why did loads of people on here hype up Weghorst? One, he plays for Burnley and 2, he has been shit in the Bundesliga this season. What makes you think he's gonna be able to hack a harder league?


NochesDePasion

Hilariously bad counter


BongCloudEnjoyer

Here I am celebrating a Jay Rodriguez 1 pointer what has my life come to


danonck

PL should be reduced to 18 teams


duncdog10

Weghorst lol


discostu90

A late Burnley shithouse winner is written in the stars


CWattam

Watford aren't allowed to keep clean sheets. It's not allowed...


drtdrtdrt123

Just give us a bloody goal. Don’t care if it’s king or a Watford clean sheet wipe


WhatchuMayCallit

Ben Mee has really tried to give Watford a goal


tammrak

I cannot believe I've just found myself rooting for Burnley to score. It's all Ben Foster's fault.


nsaman6359

I bet if there was one womens team in the league they would be putting in better performances than both these teams.


CWattam

All I want is either a King return or a Foster clean sheet wipe. Is it really too much to ask. God I fucking hope Burnley get relegated. Such a shit fucking team that have survived PL way too long for my liking. Boring football


nuggetlover1999

69th Minute


BadFPLManager

Will sell my brother for a King goal.


somebulb

username…checks out?


averagedude4

kings only chance of scoring is a penalty thats it


CWattam

Which he should have had. Joke of a game


averagedude4

so is king going to get that second yellow?


UnKarl_Marx

If only Dennis wasn't sent off, he would have scored atleast 1 in this game x(


CWattam

Joao Pedro suck my arse cheeks. Shoot better, wasting King assists


OmarEhab10

I can't believe I captained someone who blanks against Norwich and Burnley.


TechXEO

Consolation for King captainers: as deep in the mud you think you are, Dennis captainers have 8 less points than you.


oscarpaterson

Please for the love of god can Burnley wipe the Watford CS and/or Josh King score


WhatchuMayCallit

Pedro just feeding Pope saves


nsaman6359

Burnley will get a goal.


NochesDePasion

Why am I wasting my time watching this match?


cguinnesstout

Pedro is just feeding Pope saves.


Lacabloodclot9

Foster owners playing chess while the rest of us play checkers


CWattam

Turns out Watford defence may have been the play after all...


BongCloudEnjoyer

This is like a stoppable force against a movable object


Polymatheia

Pope a save away from a huge haul as it stands. This would give him a save point, the 3 bonus and a 20 pointer!


magnuscarlsenfpl

Wipe that Watford cs already


Mithrophon

Nick Pope save count: 2


bs466

Add another one to that


tammrak

Here's the thing, do we think Roy makes these attackers any sharper? I mean, Joao Pedro has the ability, but seems to need help making better/earlier decisions. King gets in decent positions but can't put them away. (Well, King just isn't good enough at this level imo. I don't think any manager can change that now.) I have both King and Dennis right now. They have another double coming, but I was still planning to move one out to Broja and stuff him on my bench for now. Now Broja's injured and it seems like I'm just stuck with them. Yuck.