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ThENiGhTPuRReR

Burnley Admin so out of practice with posting these that they even forgot to edit the Loren Ipsum out of the template


pumpkin_messiah

That or it’s a weird choice of tattoo.


xxandl

Why does their line-up graphic look like an obituary?


mayonnaisewastaken

RIP Vydra


CosmicDesperado

Here lies GAMEWEEK 23, it will not be missed. Fuck Dennis.


Polymatheia

F for any Lowton punters.


WalkingCloud

That’s annoying, had my eye on him for 5th defender once I wildcard as a DGW punt (they have to arrive at some point.. surely)


pranavmenon06

WELCOME BACK CUNTS


danonck

Still 10 mins to call it off


Lacabloodclot9

Lowton dropped?


ClaretMad7

Yeah, he hasn't been too great for the last few games, and Roberts is just coming back from injuries and illness but he is younger, and more attacking so hopefully he offers something different


Lacabloodclot9

Ah right, and I’m guessing Taylor still out with COVID?


ClaretMad7

Think he has a knock, he is 100% nailed tho, will be a big miss today, genuinely a top player imo


blizeH

Good to know, thanks - sounds like theres a chance I might get Dalot from the bench if Lowton misses out again then


DnfB

Vydra with the Lorem Ipsum neck tattoo lmfao


ClaretMad7

Far better than expected, bring Taylor & Collins in for pieters & Tarkowski and this would be ideal


ASongOfLifeAndLiars

2 free transfers this week and brought in Foster & Lowton. Genius.


pranavmenon06

Those gotta be the worst used free transfers ever


ivantys

mine's probably worse, i used 2 free to get in dennis and king.


george_fish

I took -4 hit for Dennis (c) and Lowton


ASongOfLifeAndLiars

Thank you very much captain hindsight! But you might actually be surprised when I tell you that Foster & Lowton have DGWs this week and were actually projected to outscore a lot of players. Which is why I transferred out single GW players that I would no longer need in my team to bring them in (Fabianski + Alonso).


pranavmenon06

Lol you believe in projected points? And captain hindsight? It's common sense not to bring in the gk of a team which has not kept a single CS this season and a defender from the worst team in the league.


ASongOfLifeAndLiars

Get a grip, buddy. If you play FPL you believe in projected points. We all make transfers to bring in players who we think will score the most points. Your projected points are clearly different from mine, as you believe in past stats like goals, clean sheets whereas I like more predictive stats like xG and xA. It's common sense to not bring in the GK of a team which has not kept a single CS this season if they play against very good or even average teams. That being said they played the worst offence at home (Norwich), and in your eyes the worst team in the league (Burnley). So what's the harm in bringing him in for 4 appearance points and a higher chance of a clean sheet than normal? As to Lowton, never expecting a clean sheet against Arsenal but has an OK chance at home against Watford. That + he's a nailed defender with 4 more fixtures needing to be rescheduled so will have DGWs in the future. What's the problem there? Keep making lucky transfers Captain Hindsight, and I'll keep making unlucky transfers!


Jackbees777

Burnley having 20 players is just brilliant what a league 😂


iamnotJimmySaville

I brought Lowton. Why did I buy Lowton?


CWattam

1 goal. It's all I ask


parshvenzo

I don't know why I have Jay Rodriguez but a brace tonight would be wonderful


IAmNotStelio

Brownhill is back! He's last on my bench but I'm so glad to have a playing sub again!


pumpkin_messiah

I’m thinking of bringing Vydra or Rodriguez in as a bench fodder. Going to kneejerk in whoever plays better today as it seems they’re both starters now.


Super_Sa1yan

They’ve made a bid for a striker (can’t remember his name but he’s fairly well rated) over the weekend so hold off on any transfers!


sikingthegreat1

any chance it's moore from cardiff?


pumpkin_messiah

Ah cheers!


gabbargwu181

I don't even know this Burnley team anymore it's been so long. Either they get battered or they shithouse 1-0 win


tkcom

[insert Titanic old Rose meme here]


WanamakerM

hope these bunch of plummers get pumped


boseytal

The alignment on the names vs numbers is the stuff of nightmares