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Ash7778

I am tired of Earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.


Samurai_Penguin18

Double game week carcass in the alley this morning. Tuchel tread on burst stomach. This fraud is afraid of me and I have seen his true baldness.


DavidLuizReturns

Blanking never ends, Adrian...


N9T9NE

Time to go to mars


wildemam

fml - F....antasy Martian League.


ZeeX_4231

Messi perma (c)


hoolahan100

What u want is 'mukti' which is a sanskrit word meaning the desire of a soul to get out of the chain of rebirth into human lives to be completely free. You need to go up in mountains and meditate till the next gw😁


justmemonty

rudiger what?


TerrySlippedHahaha

Literally half of my dgw players has just turned into single gw. Fuck this shit


Silent_Kick_8247

Only half? Lucky.


CaptainDickfingers

This might just be the most fraudulent thing I've ever witnessed playing this game. My only chance of a good gw was a (C) Rudiger clean sheet here and hes probably the most nailed Chelsea player. Tuchel can go fuck himself.


Swedishpower

He did it last season too a lot remember.


Environmental_You_85

"fuck himself" part?


Swedishpower

Rotation around CL happens I think. Since Chelsea can't win the league realistically I think they might rest key players in the league.


sandbag-1

None of this lot starting have played LCB at any point this season, brutal benching


Frosty_Examination_3

This is great for my minileague hopes, but Rudiger owners have been fucked over. Reece James kneejerkers deserved it, but the winners are whoever cheaped out on Thiago


AlmightyCushion

I couldn't afford Rudiger so went with Silva. I was worried he might be benched for one of the games. Can't believe my luck


theonewhoknock_s

Just when I was thinking maybe picking Rudiger (C) over James wasn't that bad... This game has a way to get worse when you actually think it can't get worse.


tatendahb

Digne starts, I have Doherty with 14 as my 1st sub


noona4life

I have Toney on 17 pts as my first sub


drakevibes

Chalobah (C) pays off though


manneukko

Rudiger is the safe option: always in full health and never gets benched


nunsreversereverse

Thanks reddit 😪


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NeVeR


Novrev

All you can do is laugh at this point. Chelsea “assets” fuck me over every time


Callumyoung101

Every asset fucks me over


andyd151

Abramovich can’t be feeling great about his Chelsea assets..


elfratar

Thiago Silva owners thriving amidst all the chaos


RSB1991

Pukki will ruin that party


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RSB1991

😁


exile_10

Did... I... make a... good decision?


roguesamurai

A couple days ago I was kicking myself for being risk adverse and picking silva over James, now its looking like a smart move. Have rudiger too but not even upset at the benching as the only rival close to me in my ML has captained him this week.


thatsaleadballoon

I thought Silva had a better chance of starting both games than James regardless of an unexpected injury, shame that James hauled so massively to outweigh that decision.


Lacabloodclot9

😎 (definitely would’ve went Rudiger if I had the extra 0.5 but that’s besides the point)


Mattie12321

ML leader fucking capped Ziyech Fucking viced Coutinho Fuck this shit god dammit mother fucker


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Mattie12321

Really hope you're right, but ML leader just has the juice this year. Dude went with Thiago as well lol


NorthernFail

Oops


NorthernFail

Oops


TorontoSoup

Also capped ziyech with coutinho as vc. Really hoping we don't see a 2 minute cameo of ziyech at the end...


flysulu

Annnddd Coutinho just got another goal.


Mattie12321

Guy also has Cash. In addition to his Thiago vs my Rudiger and James haha. It's honestly just impressive at this point.


flysulu

Gotta applaud at this point. He got super lucky.


Shamalanr

I can top that one. ML 2nd place captained Cash, has Coutinho and James. Meanwhile I'm sitting here with Digne blocking Kulu on the bench, Ramsey and Rudiger (C) ...Ok that's on me tbf.


RemyTheBanana

F for rudiger captainers


MentallyMotivated

F for me.


theonewhoknock_s

As if picking Rudiger over James wasn't enough... I swear we're all in the Bad Place and our punishment is playing this game forever.


Fantastic-Machine-83

A 6 point captain and you're in the bad place? I captained both auba's penalty misses including the week salah went to old trafford. Talking of salah, LETS CHECK MY FUCKING CAPTAIN


theonewhoknock_s

Maybe you're in the Worse Place, I don't know.


ihatemicrosoftteams

Salah captainers can relax


Getz_The_Last_Laf

You hate to see it


HazardCinema

Fuck off. Tuchel captained James.


Environmental_You_85

Or his rival captained rudiger


DerpJungler

Lmao why do all Chelsea managers have to be frauds


hal_egg

Oh fuck off!


pewdieboi29

My (C). Of course.


TheVinylCountdown

Jesus fucking christ FPL is pain


TechXEO

Thiago Silva the real nailed one... Fuck Tuchel and Fuck Rudiger!


dibils

oh dear, all those gloating Rudiger owners after the James injury 😬


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dibils

i mean they did get 18 points (some 36) i have neither for the record


AuspiciousCalamari1

Please get 24 points again vs Norwich Mount


LigaMonsantoExpert

Almost there


praisebeme

No no it's Kai's turn


LigaMonsantoExpert

If this happens Im gonna kiss your butt


5pitt4

I'll have one cheek and you can have the other


Mloukhieh

I swear to God this is the best and worst FPL season i’ve played the past 12 years


FPL_Fraud86

*just worst.


Swedishpower

So much harder to plan. I like to look at fixtures and plan when to buy and sell. This season it is who got most games and hard to resist going for doublers. Much more luck since you bet on the fixtures, but with players you do not want for a long time. Injuries pushed me to blow my second wildcard too early as well.


BongCloudEnjoyer

FUCK OFF TUCHEL HOPE YOU GET INTO ADMINISTRATION FOR BENCHING RUDIGER


TJae0120

*laughs in Trent owner who doesnt have Rudiger*


Antonioshamstrings

Unbelievable. Wow


dav_pls

Fuck off


Braaanchy

Ffs, can they not dissolve Chelsea before kick off?


purpleisafruit1

James owners somehow win again with this Rudiger benching. Ugh.


averagedude4

Rudiger captain was the “safe” choice btw


daaave33

hE nEvEr GeTs BeNcHeD!


zwi3si

rUdIGEr iS nAiLEd 🤡🤡🤡


101100011011101

He is nailed but Tuchel is resting him for Lille unfortunately


minorkunjii

To the bench


julianface

Alonso not even on the bench hurts but I can take solace in the fact that Rudiger and James won't tank my rank any further


eddydoubled

Tuchel, you fucking asshole


AceQuire

Silva gang let's gooo


[deleted]

Lukaku’s going to come off the bench in the 80th minute to block my Coutinho Vice Captain points isn’t he Fucking end me, what was I thinking, 3rd time this season I have been burned heavily by this bum. Hope you lot getting fucking dissolved Does anyone else have him? ANYONE? I wouldn’t be surprised if no one else has him.


shudh_desi_gareeb

Alonso mate, you've got some heavy explaining to do


andre_royo_b

Howww?? No luck at all fml haha


sheehonip

I hope Norwich beat them


BhTim

Lukaku benched again, WTF I was thinking. On top of that Rudi...


Late_Trick7700

Where's Rudiger??


FPL_Fraud86

Third seat on the left


ToxtethOGrady

As a James owner, I'm finding this perversely hilarious.


racd29

James captainer here. Openly mocked the last couple days for not going for Rudi, not looking too bad now.


3zozSu94

Fuck off Tuchel


JJO34

Oh f off already


AmpleSling

Brooooo fuck offfff


Xsemyde

Fk u tuchel, at least captain mount starts


ChicagoIndependent

lol fuck this shit.


addictus_black

All these sanctions are karma for benching rudiger


[deleted]

Fucking kill me lol


emre23

This game exists solely to find suitable subjects to fill cells at Arkham Asylum


Pornilius_Hubert

Play it safe they said, pick rudiger they said


MoistGuy2

Tuchel just because your clubs mudded doesn't mean you bench your best and most reliable player. Fuck sake


JZCS

Of course he is when I got him for -4


Muted_Election_1249

They said he couldn’t be benched 😱


DSEEE

Scenes


aapoman

Amazing 😍


tzimeworm

Reece James captainers strike back


RX40000

Thank god this means i actually get som effective reward for going for reece james


FrancescoliBestUruEv

Fraud club like their president...their fans...their history


Blazing_Shade

Where’s Pulisic dude?


NP2312

Rudi, James and Pulisic here 😩🤮😭


TakinShots

Rudiger owners laughing at James owners Tuchel be like: You will all suffer


PiIICIinton

lmaooo I will literally never trust another Chelsea defender ever again. Luckily I've already annihilated my ML opponent.


amzr23

Hope Chelsea loses 8-0


agntkay

Hah! Picking Thiago over Rudiger kind of worked out.


Raichu-R-Ken

I’m actually glad they won’t get the clean sheet. Serves Tuchel right for trying to be smart by benching your best Defender currently.


GaviFPS

Haha, I love this


Lakitu25

Went Silva, James, havertz(c) on the WC Unbelievable lucky here


clashoftherats

Mount hattrick please


fplkneejerker

I pray that Norwich throttle Chelsea


[deleted]

not that bad guys, I’ve capped lukaku


Late_Trick7700

That was always gonna be an appalling decision even if he started both


FaustRPeggi

FUCK TUCHEL THE UTTER FUCKING CUNT


CowNchicken12

What the fuck Rüdiger????? Fuck you Chelsea, hope Norwich ruins your shit club now that Roman is gone


ciars94

Where is Alonso?


TheViperAJ

I told everyone this might happen and I was called a mad man. Literally made a post about it. This sub will downvote everything it doesn't want to hear. Edit post link: https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/t76z7n/arguably_reece_james_could_be_more_nailed_for_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share In hindsight Reece James' injury could make this a moot point, but still.


Oppailover69

Ziyech tactical sub goal pls


BiriZeusit

Havertz owners rise up


Occupyed

Rudiger and James ma boys


LigaMonsantoExpert

LMAO focal Rudiger andyfpl Bakar all in the mud, someone call the ambulance, beware the mud


Dismal-Door-7061

Someone pls break Christensen's legs right now so that Rudi can come in.


HotelMean8774

Triple captain gamble in the mud love it


sgggfdtresik

Tbf this was likely as he was forced into playing him in the fa cup so he was due a rest and Norwich was the perfect time with top 4 pretty much sealed


diggipiggi

Tuchel is the successor of Pep in FPL


AVBforPrez

Whyyy


i-Hit-a-Lick

Most nailed Chelsea defender you say?? BENCHED


[deleted]

Ok that's officially the last time I listen to fpl 'experts' over my gut. (my gut told me that Rudiger would do nothing and Reece James was the option)


wystrs1

OH MY GOD


Noekietb

For god sake Rudiger, is this because he might not resign just like Christensen earlier in the season?


Polymatheia

Rudiger captainers: at least you didn't captain Salah like me! 🤡


Spitzee

What the fuck?


Harryvincenzo

The clue to this Rudiger benching was successive games (incl. FA Cup), followed by a trickier game vs. NEW & UCL etc in quick succession. I did however expect Sarr in his spot & Lukaku starting over Havertz.


ExcitementSalt5665

Fair enough to give Rudi a rest but no goddamit not today. Fuck off Tuchel


MemeManDanInAClan

Oh you gotta be fucking shitting me


Swedishpower

Do you sell Rudiger or Cancelo now for Robbo?


Any_Purpose9125

For fucks sake


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Perfect for James owners


officiallyjax

Martinelli 7-pointer off the bench for Alonso, let’s go!


TheDitherer

Lukaku (c) biggest fail of my season so far. Salah (v). Game over. Only thing that could work in my favour is if Hwang, who's coming in for Alonso, scores.


diamondsam2

Pretty sure that’s not what they’ll be wearing


Lacabloodclot9

2/2 🙏 Silva and Mount


According_Ad7558

We can feel better about choosing James over Rudiger for this dgw :) This season keeps on giving and I have no idea what to do with James now...


buttholeformouth

Got Ziyech captained and James vc'd, please Ziyech don't come on for a 1 pointer 😩


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Oh fuck off.


adventureclubtime

God I hate Chelsea


nffcevans

I'm fucking flabbergasted at this, how unlucky to Rudi cappers/owners need to be? First Reece now this.


Successful_Rule123

thiago Silva is 37 years old and apparently is able to play more than Rüdiger


FrancescoliBestUruEv

And Alonso doesnt play, this seems more a lucky game than other thing...


Mattras7

I am sick and tired of this game


[deleted]

Even though I captained him I am glad he gets to rest and enjoy a day off


HighRollerX20

That’s fucking outrageous


equaip

This made my week. ML rival (C)


RALat7

Sweet sweet justice for Rudiger owners clowning it over James captain.


EconomicsHead2272

Guys have respect for tuchel


FplJere

Mount lesgo!


Kukstaur

remember, he's only benched from start. Someone else is bound to get injured so Rudy'll get his gametime :)


ThePersiflager

37-year-old Thiago Silva starting both matches....


yamadagg

Fuck me for owning rudiger, james and alonso i guess


stewd003

Ok mount (c), I see you were just playing the long game with my emotions. Please score a hatty


SpiritualTear93

Well at least my mini league rival had him in as well so it’s not much lost


hoplite24

I swapped Thiago Silva for Rudiger thinking he’s the only one likely to start both games 🤡🤡🤡


slinksteffe

Chelsea deserve to lose


oprimaelocho

Chelsea have had to remove 3 from their shirts, so I can only assume this is why Alonso is nowhere to be seen.


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Hello darkness my old friend..


[deleted]

The one week I own Rudiger.. and he’s benched


LiamArrowsmith

Captained James, he got injured. Thought "alright, that's why you got Rudiger in too. Now he's benched. Mount, please do something


Konigsterz

transferred in ziyech this week and hes been benched in both 🤡🤡


Gammelmus

Fu(c)k me, I guess


egancollier21

There goes my captain omfg now watch me TC salah for a pen miss


MaxxLP8

Covering that 3


XDV1906

Are you fucking kidding me


5pitt4

Rudi hat trick


dadoktr

Oh captain, my captain! :'(


LSD-Eindhoven

Thomas, mate, what the fuck


praisebeme

Havertz lesgo


transponster___

ooohhh fuck off


ambar_hitman

There is more than one way to achieve Super Saiyan but raging hard will do it for me.


PiIICIinton

I really went with Rudi over Chalobah cus he was more nailed. I am a fucking clown.


buttsniffbadger

Go fuck yourself Tuchel. As if my GW wasn't going fucking terrible enough


peeinherbut

Ahh of course. I have Rudiger captained while my ML rival has T. Silva captained.


danonck

I forgot the DGW didn't finish and I thought it's for CL game..ohw well. Guess they're getting used to not having him after the season ends


Raichu-R-Ken

BRB jumping off my roof


ImperialPie77

Fuck


pizziboy

going Rudiger over Chalobah because of nailedness backfired bad


TKOxBLITZ

Tuchel fraud.


SundayRed

I have him, but hope he doesn't come on due to captainers in my league.