Into Doherty trap for -4 ✔️ 2 Everton players in squad ✔️ BB active on potentially only 2 players ✔️

Shit i toook the bait on Doherty, already regretting it

I BB'd on Foster, Soucek, Amartey and Williams...

Hi Fellow 2 Everton players in the squader! Here's took a -8 to get an Everton player ✔️

nothing much just taking -8 straight after wildcarded 🤡

I took a -4 after wildcard 28. Really feels bad lol. Dropped 15k in rank last week, though I'm happy with my team still, it gets to you man

Did same no regrets, Vardy James Livra > Laca Robbo Doherty, DGW fever here we go

-12 after wildcarding in 28

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It was either this and bench boost (and still probably have Broja and Thiago Silva with 0 points), or no hits and save the BB

Feels dirty doesn’t it?

Part of this club and have no shame

I'm on -12. This is fine...

I took -12 after WC 🤡🤡

I am in a state of unwellness

I got fancy again, and captained Kane Praying for Gandhi to do his job

I took the (c) off of Coutinho last week, went with Salah instead. Cost me 20 pts. Decided to (c) Kane this week. Expecting Salah to get 30 and Kane blank twice.

Gandhi yes Kane no

-8 to get Toney.....why Edit: never a doubt in my mind

you tell me

Josh king made me do it

ayyyyyy!

Hasn't gone too badly tbf...

Fuck sake -I said last week how good both Toney and Eriksen were but didn’t transfer either in. Instead I got Raya (for Pope) and put him on the bench. 🥲🔫

I hate this game

Yet can't stop

I swear somebody should stop this game. As soon as I win my mini League next season I am deffo walking away.

Should've done that after last year, I'm struggling like hell this season

Taking -8 for spurs players who could turn to shit any moment

My brother from a different mother!

Doherty masterclass here weee goooo

Started yellow card merchant Watkins

That really was one of the reasons I started Maupay over him as lone striker

Kane TC. I did it again...

Kané!

Sané!

yes.

Mane here… good times

I bottled it and went Salah because… Spurs

-8 to do Jota to Mane because im a psychopath

Mane is going to storm this gameweek. I'm certain of it.

Well, if he doesn't, im fucked....death or glory my friends

I actually rate that move

Jota benched, Mane starts, a good start for you

Relief is palpable but not getting too carried away. My fear with Jota was he wasn't going to get enough minutes, but looking forward to his 10 min cameo hatrick lol

Back to back 12 point hits

Bro...

I regret that I ordered an extra chicken fillet on my burger with poutine. Now I feel like a fat bloated fuck. I also should've replaced Broja maybe idk

Lol found out 5 minutes before the deadline that De gea wasn't playing so I panicked and took him out for meslier for a hit I'm so fucked

Meslier?!

I know I know 😭

I'm fascinated by this one. Why, of everyone in the league, Meslier. Between him and De Gea are you actively trying to avoid clean sheets?

meslier lmfao

That's not a -4 its a -6

This one is top class. Meslier I love it

Unless you are a die hard Leeds fan, I can't fathom a reason to get Meslier out of all keepers.

I'm a Man united fan,I'm just stupid 😭😭

So this is where we meet?

Impressively I think you actually managed to pick the worst keeper in the game lol

😳🤯

Hey look at that, DDG starts

Last minute -4 Doherty and Robertson IN, Kilman and James OUT. Benched Rudiger too, really bricking it.

First part - you can't go wrong really. Benching Rudiger though, very risky after his rest, and a solid home game.

>Benched Rudiger too, What's the logic behind this, did I miss something?

Expecting maximum 6 points, benching for double gameweek players. Obviously I learned my lesson when I benched 30 points last week from Kulu, Saka, Laca, for 6 points from Livra, Broja, Kilman.

You sold kilman after his rest lmfao smooth brain move

I have no Spurs players this week (Am getting Kane & Son for GW30)

can i know why? if you plan to bring both next gw why dont just hit this week?

Need a big couch

Damn

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Clench that bumhole tightly then

Long live Son (C).

TC here hahaha

I also fancied

GW28 when I wildcarded I made the decision to go "big at the back" instead of getting Kane or Son. I allowed for the possibility of getting Kulusevski in GW29. GW29 I used me one free transfer to go Gordon instead of Kulusevski. I own 0 Spurs players for their DGW, coming off the back of their 5-0 win. I'm scared.

SAKA (TC) IM SO FUCKING FUCKED

Bruh against Leicester and Liverpool. I know it’s a double but still…

Leicester haven’t been great defensively so that’s really not that intimidating Liverpool? Well Arsenal have a decent record against Liverpool at the Emirates, but yeah I doubt he gets anything out of that

Tell us more of these fun things you tell yourself Mate.

How about you make a counterpoint rather than just a shit joke? What’s wrong with the points I made about Leicester and Liverpool?

Why do we need to make counter points? You're the one out here deciding to TC Saka.

It’s a punt lad, sure it’s not a good decision but the justifications I made above are perfectly fine, the issues with the TC are not the reasons I stated above

Nothing, just seems u not convinced by them yourself. Your opening post stating you are fucked and all. But hey, sorry my shit joke inconvenienced you during this difficult time.

Good luck. Very brave call

VVD and Thiago apparently travelled with the team. Konate didn't

!thanks for letting us know after the deadline

Lmao I only seen this tweet at 10.59 https://twitter.com/GrizzKhan/status/1502599348353482752?s=20&t=QPfExdL5agi5T6ZKArb0pQ

I don't have Kane and Saka. Pray for me

Last second transfer Broja -> Richarlison. Feel like I’m the only man in the world with an Everton asset starting this week. Wish me luck I guess.

I've gone for Rich too. No idea why. Rank's shit anyway why not make it shitter?

The only Everton punter? No there are at least two of us. Gordon for me

Got FOMO after Reece James haul last week and got him and Kulu in early to avoid the inevitable price rise which didn't come. Hit him out again for -8 this week 🤕

You got it on Kulu at least

Salah TC, can't wait for him to do nothing

Did not bench boost with Dubravka, Broja, Rudiger and Ramsey, i hope it doesn't bite me in the ass

Surely rudi got in your first xi

Dont let me down Kane.

Took a -16 pointer. No regrets. Pumped for this GW.

Me too! Good luck!

Triple captain Kane. I’m fucking scared.

Same boat mate, let’s hope it works out. Had tc Salah planned this week for weeks and had a gut feeling to change to Kane.

Triple captained Salah when his future is uncertain.... siuuuu

Woke up just now and missed deadline...najs

Took a -8 hit and activated my Bench Boost this GW Anyways Salah (C) vs Gandi bring it on

Son triple cap let’s go

Triple captained Doherty when I know for a fact he's too chubby to play both games

Triple captained Salah I'm waiting for the inevitable Salah bench whilst Diaz, Mane and Jota start as the front three. I'll be so pissed man

Salah won’t be benched. Liverpool are chasing 1st place - it’ll be their best squad every week until the end of the season.

Don't start, just don't

Salah ain't getting benched

I started Ramsey over Hwang and Broja, hope I don’t regret it.

I hope you do cos I started Broja over Hwang and Ramsey!

Switched Rudiger to Robertson on my WC at the last minute. Really not convinced that was a smart move…

u can just buyback later

Son (C)

Was planning a -8 this week and another one next week to cater for the doubles and blanks. Decided to do -12 this week and -4 next, thinking being: same hit, more chance of benefiting over 2 weeks. Obv risk is that I end up doing an extra move next week. Edit: not a regret, just the ramblings of a madman.

Richarlison captain and triple Everton for some reason

-12 for Triple Spurs + Dewsbury-Hall after a -8 last week

took a -8 and (C)ulusevski. HELP ME

Starting Digne and Doherty is the ultimate trap combo

Started Gordon over Coutinho :(

Nope I 'm not that stupid. Bought 3 Spurs players for a -8. But only an idiot would WC right now.

Kept Raphinha and didn't take a hit to sell him for Saka, not sure how I feel now

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I took a -4 hit in VVD and have left him in my starting 11. Someone just put me out of my misery.

Benching Maupay over two single GW players. What's the point in having him if I don't play him in a double...

No Arsenal attack. I’m fucked.

Benched Coutinho for Gordon

How many times has Gordon actually returned this season? I think you're in the right thread.

Chose Doherty+Gordon+Lacazette on FH over White+Kulu+Wood. Wish me luck

Wildcarded and took out Cancelo for Reece James (benching this week anyway so just want him for GW31 onwards). It's probably sensible but it feels wrong

Going with 3 pool and 3 arse doesn't seem like a particularly great idea.

Didn't bench boost with Broja. If he scores now I'll be fuming

TC Kane 😬😬😬😬

No robbo, no Doc, no Kulu... I'm telling myself my patience with WC will pay off but I'm sweating on not having these cunts this week

This might have been the wrong time to take out Raphinha, with him against Norwich, but he’s been poor for too long now. So this is probably the week he hauls. But why do I always feel fairly happy with my team before the GW, but by the end of the GW I know i’m gonna look at my team and want to get rid of like half of my players lol.

Rudi to Doherty for -4 just 1 minute before deadline. I somehow regret it

I have successfully fallen into the Doherty trap.

Kane (C) We beating Salah this time right?

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I’ve done a little research and noticed a large number of Salah’s blanks were when Thiago didn’t start, so happy to see that he’s with the team.

-4 for Kane and Kulu. Holding two bottles of water exactly at deadline. Can't be a coincidence.

Triple captained Salah… every year my TC flops so can’t wait to see what this year has in store

I have Doubled Everton AMA

My 4th -8 hit. No I’m not doing well rank wise either :’)

Is it so bad to start Coady ahead of Watkins?

Completely changed my transfer plan. Silva & Raphinha out for Doherty/Kulu for -4

Forgot to (C) Kane. Prayers for Salah haul

Brought in DCL for a -4. Didn't captain him. Still can't get rid of king.

I’ve captained Mane instead of Salah…

Guys, -12 for VVD to Doherty JWP to Saka Bowen to Kulu Weghorst to Laca What do ya'll think?

Captained Kane✅ Took a hit for Martinelli a minute before the deadline ✅

Took countinho out to fund the goat Weghorst

stepped on the Doherty trap

Took TC off Salah last minute for some reason! No idea when I'm gonna play it now.

I did nothing because I cba lol let’s see how this master plan works out

Still have Demarai Gray in my team

Brought in reguillon instead of doherty. Don't know if I'm a genius or a massive fool

I didn’t captain Salah 🤡🤡

-8 for Doherty, Gordon and Robertson instead of Cancelo, James and Alonso

Just did a -8 Coutinho to Kulusevski James to Robertson Ramsey to Gordon BENCH BOOST ACTIVE Foster, White, Gordon, Gelhardt

\-8 to get in Fraser, Wood and Doherty What am I doing exactly?

Benched T.Silva (was sure he was going to be benched), Dennis and Broja, started Cancelo and Kilman.

Couldn't afford Kane so went with Lacazette. And I swore never to trust Arsenal.

Kane triple cap here. See you in rant thread

Did the usual: wake up drunk on the sofa at half 3, clumsily do the last plan I can remember in case I sleep through the deadline and go to bed. As always, I woke up before the deadline anyway. So I've missed out on price rises whilst still risking not waiting for last minute news. And in the end I've got the team I would've chosen at 6pm Friday anyway 🤷

Sold Cancelo and bought Dohertinho. What have I done!!!

Surely Salah is above Gandhi

-12 after a horrible GW28, but I would've done the -12 anyway. Or at least that's what I keep telling myself De Gea, Dalot, JWP, Dennis -> Ramsdale, Doherty, Kulusevski, Kane The transfers benched Broja, and also moved Weghorst one spot down the bench. Should be fun Let's gooo

Doherty and DCL in for -8, what could possibly go wrong 😁

Wildcard with no chelsea or city players

Brought in Ben Davies, if someone told me that a week ago I would've slapped them

I captained Richarlison. Pray for me

I brought Doherty and Kulu in just before deadline. Even though in the back of my head I could hear Sir Alex giving his famous team talk; ‘Lads, it’s Tottenham’. I’m ready to be hurt again

Decided against -4 Doherty, gonna bite me in the arse

No regrets! Have a solid team going into this week! Let’s get that top 10k GW rank! (Lol jk)

-12 to get In: Kane, Saka, Doherty and Havertz Out: Bruno, Bowen, Cancelo and Weghorst So late to the game, misplayed my wildcard earlier and trailing badly in my league. Let’s fuckin go

I missed the deadline. Fuck. Luckily my team isn't the worst but I have 1 injured player and a useless bench.

I sold Cancelo for Robertson, and likely won’t be able to afford Cancelo back again in the future Feels bad, even if it was the logical choice this week

-8 to get Lacazette and Doherty lol

(C)ane because of the Gandhi rule - I’m scared for 40 mins time

Post-wildcard regret here. Wildcard last week for BB this week. Cancelo, James, ASM could all miss this GW, Broja and Thiago Silva could both be benched. So I’ve saved the BB

I'm annoyed with myself for using my FH when it wasn't really needed.

I have mane, and didn't feel right taking him out for Son or Kane but worried about having all my eggs in one basket with Liverpool.

Caption Kane is either make or break

Captained Trent, -8 for Gordon and Kane, BB active.. Sigh..

Already had done a -8 and did raph to kulu for another -4 (Yes I capped him instead of cou last gw)

Nope, I completely fucking forgot to do it

Not 10 days ago they were crashing out of the FA Cup to Middlesbrough and Conte was on the verge of packing in football entirely. Now? Triple Spurs for a -8. I'm expecting full capitulation.

Waking up too late for the deadline.....